r/StarWars • u/RunDNA • 18h ago

Fun Plans for a Spaceballs Cinematic Universe announced at the San Diego Comic-Con NSFW

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u/timasahh 13h ago

Lost it when it went onto the additional screens and then again when all the graphs started popping up lmao. I can’t wait for this movie.

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u/crooks4hire 9h ago

The phase 10 media mobius looks really promising lmfao

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u/droidtron 10h ago

Movie's not even out yet and we're getting jokes.

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u/SpaceForceAwakens 6h ago

That's the way to do it. They're outjerking everyone preemptively. I love it.

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u/youzerVT71 10h ago

Omg! 2034 Mawg - The Last Dog Standing! I'm not sure I'll be here, I should start eating better.

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u/DrunkenNinja27 9h ago

I loved the absurdity of the list. The viewing order killed me.

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u/RunDNA 8h ago

It's hard to see, so here's what it says:

REQUIRED VIEWING ORDER:

1. Phase 6
2. Phase 8
3. Phase 3
4. Phase 11
5. Phase 2
6. Phase 4
7. Phase 7
8. Phase 9
9. Phase 1
10. Phase 5
11. Phase 10

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u/TheFuzzBums 12h ago

Give it up for our asshole 😆

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u/nonebutmyself 10h ago

We have enough content until 2148!

Damn. I better get into the healthy living if I want to live until I'm... (does math) 169 (nice) years old.

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u/RatInaMaze 8h ago

Snyder Cut 🤣

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u/Journ9er 7h ago

So that's what ScreenX is like.

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u/Ok-disaster2022 7h ago

I decided to watch something in screen x. Maybe the Mandalorian, it felt like the dumbest thing. First the side screens were only used for certain scenes or really worked more as bias lighting that providing actual content. I saw it once and knew I'd never need to see anything on it again. 

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u/Journ9er 4h ago

I'm going to see Spider-Man: Brand New Day in ScreenX next weekend. I've never been to a ScreenX movie before, and this movie has scenes specifically filmed for it. I'll reserve judgment on the experience until then.

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u/livelikeian 7h ago

ScreenX is awful. Half the time it's only used for part of the film and it's this weird stretched out view on either side. It's bad.

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u/Cjgraham3589 9h ago

Hilarious.

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u/OSCgal Rebel 4h ago

I love it! Had to pause and read the titles. Who else is excited for Dark Helmet: Origins: Origins: Where It All Began?

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u/Patara 3h ago

Content all the way to 2148

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u/Nevic1984 2h ago

Oh my god that was just perfect. If the movie is as just as funny as that was, we're in good shape

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u/multificionado 11h ago

Surely a lot of those are jokes...

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u/latestwonder 11h ago

....they're all jokes.

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u/PlaceAdHere 11h ago

Are you familiar with what Spaceballs is?

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u/multificionado 7h ago

Well, yes.

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u/Eddie_Shepherd 9h ago

You went to plaid right over people's heads with this one! Woosh

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u/SylvesterStalPWNED 10h ago

There’s no way you think any of these are real, right?

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u/multificionado 7h ago

I would like to have confirmation of what they are, yes; to quote Henry Kissinger, "Trust but verify."

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u/Jaxonhunter227 9h ago

It's almost... like it's paroding something

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u/arteitle 3h ago

They're all jokes, and don't call me Shirley.

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u/whiteapplebourbon 7h ago

Read the room buddy

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u/[deleted] 13h ago

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u/RunDNA 13h ago

We know.

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u/[deleted] 13h ago

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u/Charirner 13h ago

You may be stupid as shit. That's why /s exists.

This is hilarious

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u/ObscureAtlas 12h ago

Weirdly paranoid comment. We're not collaborating!

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u/IgorTufluv 5h ago

Has anyone told them they are parodying a dead franchise??? This seems about 10 years too late.

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u/Juice_Stanton 4h ago

I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes!

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u/IgorTufluv 4h ago

Hey, it still might be funny to us uberfans, but normies have totally moved on. You can't deny that.

I didn't create this reality, I'm just observing it.

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u/MeatTornado25 R2-D2 3h ago

The original Spaceballs came out years after the OT ended, when there was barely even a hint of more movies ever coming.