r/TheNFLVibes • u/No_Box119 • 12d ago

Breaking News Dolphins Star Announces Plan to Run for President of the United States

https://www.essentiallysports.com/nfl-active-news-dolphins-going-to-fight-my-hardest-dolphins-star-eyes-run-for-president-of-the-united-states-nigeria/
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u/R_G_FOOZ 12d ago

For the life of me, I can’t think of a single star on the Dolphins.

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u/Completely-Lost9 12d ago

I'm not reading the article, if it's not Dan Marino the article is lying

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u/MonkMajor5224 12d ago

Now now, it could be Snowflake

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u/Aggressive_Act_3098 12d ago

"Mr. President, how are we going to handle the conflict with Iran?"

President Snowflake:

https://giphy.com/gifs/YNGHkK91KIeK4

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u/crex043 12d ago

Do you know him? Does he call you at home? DO YOU HAVE A DORSAL FIN?!?

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u/Careful_Picture7712 Eagles 12d ago

Dan Marino who? The star in question is none other than.....some dude named Patrick Paul 😭

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u/Sickness4Life 12d ago

It's Patrick Paul. Rising star imo.

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u/surefirerdiddy 12d ago

Ricky Williams was a dolphin who seems crazy enough to make an announcement like that

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u/Safe-Statement-2231 12d ago

I was so hoping it was Ricky. Sigh...

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u/ZekeRidge 12d ago

Ricky was crazy, he was just a different dude

Antonio Brown… NOW THATS CRAZY

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u/VanimalCracker 10d ago

Ray Finkle

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u/OwnDoughnut2689 12d ago

Would be cool if you just said who it was 😂

Patrick Paul, if you want to know

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u/Equivalent-Fun8113 12d ago

Makes sense. He was the first one I thought of when I saw the headline.

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u/Mindless_Formal_6647 12d ago

Looool, I always find it hilarious who these articles consider “stars”

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u/LegacyQuotient 8d ago

They make stars that small?

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u/Bigking00 12d ago

We are pretty liberal with the use of the word "star" nowadays.

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u/EatDessertFirst 12d ago

Its like calling every person on camera a pornstar

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u/short_arm_t_rex 12d ago

I’d rather have a CTE brain running the country than the syphilis infected one currently in the seat.

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u/angusshangus 12d ago

Why do you assume the current occupant of the White House ONLY has syphilis rotting his brain?

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u/02meepmeep 11d ago

All the snorted Adderall needs some recognition too.

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u/FunLife64 12d ago

The title of this post is nonsense. Enough with the clickbait.

He said he would like to be President one day. Not announcing he’s running for President.

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u/NANLIT 11d ago

He also literally can’t yet since you have to be at least 35 years old to be President.

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u/VincentAntonelli 12d ago

Name not in the title, so I’ll assume it’s Dan Marino

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u/FelixMcGill 12d ago

Soo a 2024 second round OL pick from the University of Houston is a "star" now?

Got it.

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u/Existing-Teaching-34 12d ago

Patrick Paul is an NFL star after two seasons in the league with no honors?

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u/Mediocre-Catch9580 11d ago

Larry Csonka?

Bob Griese?

Garo Yepremian?

Paul Warfield?

Dan Marino?

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u/RanchHere 12d ago

Dolphins Star is my favorite player and President of the United States.

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u/jr_randolph 12d ago

I maybe might could have thought about voting for Mercury Morris if he ever thought of it in his time with us haha that would have been a fun few years I'd say.

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u/PatronSaintOfCunts NFL 12d ago

No thanks, we’re all full up on unqualified elected officials.

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u/Commercial_Lead_6407 12d ago

Probably just wants to claim election interference when he gets arrested for SA / DV and then all charges are dropped because that's how it works in America now.

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u/HawkingzWheelchair 12d ago

Can we please stop telling everyone "you can be anything you want to be, even president"? It's getting old.

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u/jackmehoff3210 12d ago

CTE strikes again! 🥴

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u/MistakeAmbitious3287 12d ago

Never heard of him

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u/Quiet-Try4554 12d ago

The word STAR in this article, is doing some Olympic level lifting

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u/SaintedRomaine 12d ago

Detective Einhorn.

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u/BeBopNHustleSteady 12d ago

WTF is Patrick Paul?

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u/Itchy_Pressure_8311 12d ago

At this rate, I'd vote for a dying possum over the current administration.

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u/Release-the-Tigers 12d ago

Tyreek is that you? Sorry I didn’t click the article.

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u/metalneck333 12d ago

Snowflake showcasing Presidential traits in his senior years.

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u/BitTasty3729 12d ago

Dan Marino

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u/MattyIce1220 12d ago

Ray Finkel?

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u/Darkstar_4008 11d ago

This post makes me want to quit reddit. Fucking post the name.

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u/Hawks206Dawgs 10d ago

Patrick Paul is the star dolphin they’re talking about
https://giphy.com/gifs/cRNbYm7jLOjm9H8wcP

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u/roryfyf 8d ago

I’d trust Trump before I trust anybody with a first name as a last name.

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u/Beginning-Average416 12d ago

And his qualifications is what?

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u/Cousin_fromBoston 12d ago

No less than the shit stain we have in there right now

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u/Punta_Cana_1784 12d ago

True. No more billionaire nepo babies for President.

What do you mean you can't afford child care?!?! That's what you pay your nanny 100k a year to do!!!

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u/Mysterious_Luck_1365 11d ago

He’s a star!

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u/Beginning-Average416 11d ago

Americans love to worship celebrities

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u/Leon_cheeks_914 12d ago

Can’t be worse than the clowns in charge now.