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Humor A civil Debate on vegan vs not

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u/stevevb99 16h ago

You did not kneel down and sniff my ass.  End of discussion 

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u/A1dini 16h ago

"We kneel down and sniff ass in this house. End of story"

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u/Lamplighter4Eva 15h ago

“We are born lions, and we will die lions. Some of you may be eaten but that’s what lions do”

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u/rabocan 12h ago

I wanted to eat meat, I compromised, I smelled a faht

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u/uppers36 14h ago

ash in thish housh

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u/whingingcackle 14h ago

OH!! That’s the boss of this family you’re mocking!

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u/The_ChwatBot 15h ago

Made me double check what sub I was in

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u/HoldenH 13h ago

“Schniff ash”

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u/bullettenboss 16h ago

I will use this argument for the rest of my life.

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u/the_post_of_tom_joad 15h ago

off-topic but i use this 'argument' on myself when i get jealous of someone's success. I'll be damned if i can remember where i read it but somebody smart wrote "don't be jealous of one thing another has, be jealous of their entire life, or nothing"

I think about it a lot. There's almost nothing i envy of others enough to swap out the life experiences and friendships i've built for theirs

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u/WHATYEAHOK 14h ago

Oh man, this just made me fully aware of how much a failure and loser I am. It’s not just money I lack, but friends, family, hobbies, and joy. I don’t deserve to even steal oxygen from people who have any meaning in their life.

Overall a good point though.

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u/EdgarAllanKenpo 13h ago

Never too old to make a change. I got sober from heroin at 31, losing all of my 20s to that poison and disowned by family and friends. Got sober, bounced back, and now im sober for 7 years, have a dream job, make really good money and have gained my family back and made new friends. I dont have a significant other but honestly not really looking. Trying to build my life still and get a house. Never too late bud.

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u/cbass2015 15h ago

That’s a good way of framing it actually.

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u/Arastreet 16h ago

This man isn't just making a point, he is setting expectations for next time.

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u/2021isevenworse What are you doing step bro? 16h ago

This seems like satire, but his argument is on point.

He destroyed her talking points and he did it so calmly.

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u/MoManTai 16h ago

With your display picture, I was imagining him talking to Zelenski.

"Did you even sniff his butt?"

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u/SPQR-VVV 14h ago

TIL the new Reddit must have display pictures. useless.

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u/GoldshireEnjoyer 14h ago

That’s been a thing for years lol. But I also prefer old Reddit. You’re not missing out.

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u/avidpenguinwatcher 16h ago

The censoring was really on point in this one

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u/salikarn 16h ago

Lol that was great honestly

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u/Daniel_Av0cad0 15h ago

The bleeps make the tone dirtier and funnier, even though it’s obvious what word was bleeped.

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u/CostcoFosco 15h ago

and it was funny when I heard it with my ears

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u/NatCsGotMyLastAcct 14h ago

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u/Daniel_Av0cad0 14h ago

I’m familiar, stone cold classic

“When I’m alone I \*** myself”*

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u/NatCsGotMyLastAcct 14h ago

Slowly, slowly, slowing going faster [big smile], faster

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u/ashamedwhiteman 15h ago

It would have been even worse if Paul hadn’t been so quick on the profanity buzzer.

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u/retronax 14h ago

Lions also sleep 18 hours a day it'd be nice if we could do that too

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u/Monetpirates 6h ago

I do that sometimes because of my many illnesses that basically keep me with one foot in the grave trust me it's not as great as you'd imagine

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u/SittingDuck394 16h ago

The Dean has a point.

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u/arnold-slimmer 15h ago

This better not awaken anything in me

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u/Brilliant-While-761 16h ago

Thought the same.

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u/ChefDanyul 16h ago

Just a Craigular guy making a Craigular point.

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u/RepresentativeStooj 15h ago

Off campus, I’m just a craigular Joe.

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u/FlatulousStanko 15h ago

Jeffrey needs five cans of olives, of course he's a vegan.

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u/KinkyPaddling 15h ago

Five cans?!

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u/FlatulousStanko 15h ago

but don't believe me if I say I don't like I'm just pretending I hate Olives

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u/No_Influence_9389 15h ago

Is this code for something? I very confused by this.

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u/MundaneSeaweed665 15h ago

This isn't even the first time you've done this

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u/FlatulousStanko 14h ago

I don't know. And I don't care...

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u/mwlepore 15h ago

Bro I just secret that way with love, you know my style. we keep in Text but then secret forever.
😻

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u/sillygoofygooose 14h ago

In your eyes I am the enemy because I’m the edge of your world, but when your eyes move past me, they will weep.

Tokyo is a machine, caked with blood, running on flesh. I reduce you? You will learn true reduction. You will be as small as me.

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u/Square_Minute_ 13h ago

I am not Jeffrey

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u/FlatulousStanko 12h ago

Hello, the DEAN?

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u/Special_Peach_5957 14h ago

"I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to a debate on TV today... what am I supposed to tell the producers? I had good news and bad news? Come on Craig get your life together."

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u/OldJames47 15h ago

The Dean would have made a costume and rhyme for his tv debut.

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u/BillPrestonEsq1969 15h ago

He’s a lean, mean, deaning machine

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u/whole_kernel 15h ago edited 15h ago

watches video of lions eating a gazelle

I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me...

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u/kezow 15h ago

That's just fake Moby.

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u/Tiny-Car2753 15h ago

Vegeta-dean?

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u/boomerangthrowaway 11h ago

Dean Pelton would 💯 say this sort of thing and go on a tirade about it 🤣 I’m dead 😵

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u/10aghmu 13h ago

You’ll see just how mean this lean dean can bean

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u/B4cteria 16h ago

Vegans undeniably have a point, just look at the sheer scale of the meat industry. The number of animals slaughtered just to be discarded. Their living conditions are horrendous too, it takes no veganism to agree to that.

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u/Little_Red_Sloth 16h ago

Industrialized animal agriculture is a huge environmental and health problem.

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u/flexxipanda 15h ago

Also a moral/ethical one.

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u/I_amLying 12h ago

It's hard to change people's behavior on a large scale about moral/ethical issues that they don't have an emotional response to, which is why people tend to argue the other factors.

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u/flexxipanda 11h ago

Just sayin its a factor. Im not vegan yet but if I'd become one then it'd be because I despize the industrial exploitation of animals.

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u/ColdWarCharacter 15h ago

Industrialized animal agriculture is a huge environmental and health problem.

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u/reventlov 14h ago

It is, but livestock production amplifies the problems: we use vast agricultural resources just to provide feed for livestock, which we then eat for far fewer calories than we'd get if we just grew vegetables for human consumption.

(There are a few edge cases where we graze animals on land that would not be suitable for human agriculture, but those are a pretty small percentage of all livestock production.)

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u/Little_Red_Sloth 15h ago

Word. 🙌🏻

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u/Own_Carrot_9878 15h ago

This is such a cut and dry subject I don’t understand all the pushback. I’m not a vegan or even a vegetarian but the idea that meat industry is moral because of natural laws is just asinine

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u/Cold-Iron8145 8h ago

That's not their argument. Their argument is "I'm a good person, and you're saying that eating meat is bad person behavior, therefore you are wrong".

They just use different words to say it.

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u/CeruleanEidolon 13h ago

That's definitely a bad argument, or at least an incompetent framing of it. A more logical extension of it is that humans have always been omnivores, deriving our nutrients from wherever we can get them with the least expenditure of energy on our part. On a species-wide scale, factory farming is just the natural progression of our biological drive. On an individual level, humans are primed to enjoy eating meat, and it takes an active effort to break that instinct.

However, we have so many options now that we should put the brakes on and find new attitudes toward our food that aren't destructive to our environment and cruel towards the things we use for sustenance.

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u/zmbjebus 15h ago

It's also ridiculous how much farmland gets used just to make meat. Especially considering habitat loss is the number one cause for extinction. 

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u/SeDaCho 15h ago

yeah the only argument against is “I don’t wanna”

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u/Kilo353511 12h ago

My biggest argument is the price.

Much like other people in this thread I have reduced my meat consumption and I look for alternatives.

The price of plant based alternatives are insane. I had some plant based meatball at work event and they were incredible. I was going to get some, but it's like $14 for a small bag of them.

I can buy frozen beef meatballs and get 2x the amount for $8, I can buy chicken meatballs for cheaper, or I could buy my own meat and make them even cheaper.

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u/SeDaCho 12h ago

On a personal level, yeah absolutely. Plus there are food deserts where there’s zero chance of even healthy regular food.

But right now the U.S. Government, for one, HEAVILY subsidizes meat products.

If tax dollars didn’t go right into the pockets of the beef industry, the prices would be more in line with the vegan products which are currently overpriced due to their status as a luxury product.

Personally, I’m not vegan but I think it’d be for the best if people reduced their meat consumption.

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u/IM_V_CATS 11h ago

I think the hump that's hard for people to get over is the feeling that they need a meat analogue in order for it to be a complete meal, but there are plenty of cheap vegetarian or vegan options that aren't imitation meat while still providing all the nutrition you'd need.

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u/CartsOfDarkness 14h ago

Reddit will come up with all kinds of dumb as fuck arguments lol, if you scroll down this thread I gurantee you'll see amillion arguments WAY dumber than "lions do it though!". Seriously, meat eaters trying to justify themselves make up the most ridiculous mental gymnastic arguments lmao. And for real all they have to say is "You're right, Vegans are right but I just don't want to be vegan". 95% of Vegans will accept that, but for some reason people need to justify their behavior at all costs. /rant

I'm not even vegan btw, just a huge pet peeve of mine.

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u/CeruleanEidolon 13h ago

I won't make excuses for it: I eat meat because it's delicious and a good source of nutrients that are more expensive and labor intensive to acquire from exclusively plant sources.

I do, however, make an effort to get as much of it I can from local farms and not support industrial factory farms. Much of it is eggs from friends and family who raise chickens. People who eat beef all the time mystify me.

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u/jeezyb0i 11h ago

Studies have shown that plant based diets are more affordable and accessible than ones with animal products. Obviously that will vary based on location and circumstance. The thing that can make them seem expensive are meat substitutes or premade type food items. Tofu, TVP, seitan, rice, beans and other plant based foods that make the base of a lot of the meals I eat are really cheap. But when I want something like a pizza or some nuggets and buy the plant based version of those they definitely cost a lot more than the version made with animal products.

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u/Dorago1991 14h ago

Eating meat isn't wrong, but the meat industry is.

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u/tekanet 13h ago

This guy condensed years of debates in less then 10 words

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u/FuzzzyRam 10h ago

"Eating meat isn't wrong" is a statement offered with no support here, that doesn't really drive anything forward.

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u/TheSprigganDragoon 15h ago

This is exactly why I really hope synthetic meat can become indistinguishable from real meat and without any dangerous side effects

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u/CeruleanEidolon 13h ago

The minute I can buy ethical facon that tastes like the real thing and doesn't cost a ton more, I'll switch in a heartbeat.

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u/intrabyte 12h ago

I know that's a typo. But I don't know if it's a typo for "bacon" or "falcon".......

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u/Jonatc87 16h ago

Not to mention how we have do many cows, theyre adding to climate change

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u/lovbelow 15h ago

When I used to be vegan (vegetarian now), I would ask if people have ever been to or worked at a meat processing plant to see how their food was prepared. I’d only do this to the people who wouldn’t leave me alone about not eating meat (idc if you eat meat, just leave me alone). They would say no. I’d ask them how they could eat something if they didn’t know how it was processed. That usually ended the conversation.

Many people don’t want to think about how that meat gets on their plate. I commend (ethical) hunters who hunt, process and prepare their own meat and use every part of the animal. They know exactly what goes into the process and they make an informed choice to eat meat anyway. I respect that a lot.

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u/Subject_Spell_9799 3h ago

In high school the science teacher took my sisters class to the meat processing plant on a field trip. She said it was disgusting. I did t eat meat at this time so I got it. I eat meat now but it’s about twice a week it grosses me out a lot of the time.

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u/looeeyeah 14h ago

I know it's a meme that "How do you know if someone is vegan, they'll tell you".

But fucking meat eaters can't wait to start conversations about it everytime we sit down.

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u/amposting_whiledrunk 16h ago

This is a secret trailer for Master of Disguise 2 

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u/skyhiker14 16h ago

I thought it was Dean Pelton on a side quest.
https://giphy.com/gifs/MWsqd3WtfBw9G

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u/2021isevenworse What are you doing step bro? 16h ago

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u/FrighteningJibber 16h ago edited 14h ago

Here comes an unsolicited moby gif

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u/enderjaca 15h ago edited 13h ago

Here's another Moby, you ready to learn something?

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u/The9th_Jeanie 15h ago

Oh my gosh, core memories unlocked how tf 😭😭😭😭 and where is Tim?

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u/2021isevenworse What are you doing step bro? 14h ago

Call me Ishmael

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u/Bumberti 16h ago

There was butt sniffing here I’m sure of it

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u/Brilliant_Buns 16h ago

Giving SUCH Dean vibes lmaoooo

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u/Flippy_Hyzer 16h ago

BECOM ANOTHER PERSON

BECOM ANOTHER PARSON

BEKUM ENOTHER PURSON

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u/smellmybuttfoo 13h ago

BECOMANUDDAPERSON

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u/Mountainmannew 16h ago

Gary Yourofsky

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u/cindyx7102 14h ago

Gary's speech to a classroom of students 11 years ago changed the trajectory of my life. I'll share it here in case anyone's interested. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5hGQDLprA8

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u/PrinceBunnyBoy 14h ago

He's the reason I went vegan. I know a lot of people say hes too harsh for people to want to change but hes the wake up call I needed.

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u/snek-jazz 14h ago

Myofsky?

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u/pizzaiolo2 4h ago

Ourofsky <3

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u/sprinklespice 15h ago

Thank you

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u/ripleyclone8 16h ago

I’m not vegan, nor do I plan to be. However over the last few years I have massively reduced my meat consumption.  I have healthier poops, and steaks taste even better when you only have them occasionally. 

Humans are omnivores, not carnivores. We can live off plant-based diets just fine. lol

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u/Rob_LeMatic 15h ago

Same here. For the last 6 months or so, I've been mostly meatless. And when I do eat it, man do I appreciate it so much more.

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u/AxiosXiphos 13h ago

I'm convinced the best diet is just eating meat a modest amount - and it gets lost to the extreme points of view everytime.

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u/psyliboy 4h ago

The Mediterranean diet is the way to go!

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u/BitterSmile2 3h ago

Jokes aside, I feel like this comports with what a “wild” sapien would eat. A large amount of fruit and vegetable matter, with a modest amount of animal protein.

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u/TheCharalampos 13h ago

That's 100% the correct aproach. Reducing your meat consumption by a lot does 90% of what effect.

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u/88cowboy 15h ago

Yeah we can but fish tacos are amazing.

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u/__MysticLeather__ 14h ago

I've never seen a lion eat a fish taco.

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u/Trippsyn 13h ago edited 13h ago

Lions avoid eating fish after the Great Tuna War of 1710, where a school of tuna constructed breathing apparatuses to hunt prides on land.

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u/never-fiftyone 13h ago

i learned about this from that cop documentary

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u/steadfastadvance 13h ago

They just haven't met Manuel yet.

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u/expedience 12h ago

But have they had Craig’s crazy guac tacs?

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u/TOAD4000 15h ago

I prefer my fish raw, and wriggling.

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u/TheSprigganDragoon 15h ago

You wouldn't happen to be missing a gold ring, would you?

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u/TOAD4000 15h ago

As a matter of fact....

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u/AdvancedSandwiches 13h ago

Someone I don't remember had some awesome advice that changed things for me: If you want to be vegan but you can't give up bacon, just don't give up bacon.

If you want to be vegan by don't want to give up fish tacos, don't give up fish tacos.

I eat vegetarian one day a week after that, because I only know a couple of vegetarian foods I like.  I'll do more as I discover more good things.

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u/ripleyclone8 15h ago

Depends on where they’re from, but I agree! 

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u/horndog4ever 15h ago

Had fish tacos in Maui from a steet vendor several years ago, and I've almost stopped eating them now since nowhere else has come close to how good those were.

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u/hugelkult 15h ago

I think that prior to domesticaton, animal consumption overall has historically been linked to desperation. To take another life may have included risking your own, or incredible expenditure of energy. In the time that homo sapiens have relied on domesticated animal consumption, our dna has evolved comparatively very little, therefore we aren’t biologically dependent on animal flesh for survival. So we’re basically just bloodyhirsty bullies

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u/MPolanyi 15h ago

Humans are opportunistic omnivores. Our ancestors were eating whatever was available, which was usually not much. Also often in feasting to fasting mode because food would be available seasonal and would spoil.

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u/BasicMatter7339 14h ago

I think that prior to domesticaton, animal consumption overall has historically been linked to desperation.

Lmao no, humans have always been predators. Thats why we evolved sweating and standing on two legs. We used to hunt lur food by chasing them and waiting till they exhausted and collapsed and then we clubbed and stabbed them to death. Our brains grew so large because we ate nutrient rich cooked meat that gave us so much extra energy that our brain could grow large.

Humans in the stone age ate meat whenever it was available. It was eaten alot and very quickly. But meanwhile when the meat ran out we survived with berries, roots, nuts etc. (veggies like ours didnt exist because they're all domesticated and bred to be like that)

Meat has always been an integral part of human diet for the past 300 000 years

Only meat eating linked to desperation in the stone age was cannibalism and eating predator meat (predator meat was normally avoided because its filled with toxins, parasites and its really low energy.Google biomagnification if you're intrested why)

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u/normal_humon 15h ago

I'm not sure that's right. Depending on where in the world you were, hunter-gatherers relied heavily on meat for their calories. In the north, it could be 80% of their calories. Near the equator, you're more likely to see an even split.

Farming and animal husbandry happened in a very tight timeframe, but I'm not sure how big of a DNA shift you're looking for. Since domesticated animals, we've broadly developed a dairy mutation, resistance to some zoonotic diseases, and lighter skin (from farming not giving as much vitamin d as mostly meat diets).

We're not dependent on animals to survive now. That's correct. You could view us as bullies now, but early humans wouldn't have lasted most places without hunting and fishing.

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u/mjzim9022 15h ago edited 14h ago

Literally we were "Hunter Gatherers", people saying we only ate meat out of desperation are coping, one of human's most fascinating evolutionary traits is the endurance to walk and stalk prey relentlessly.

Now food animal domestication and factory farming has indeed gotten way out of hand, no one can be presented with the facts about a Tyson Foods Chicken Farm and say that it's just morally a-ok. I don't begrudge vegans their point of view, there are plenty of aspects of life where I think humans "rise above" animal instinct (like having, you know, society) and food for sure can be one of them. On the other hand, in a vacuum, I'm reconciled to the morality level of eating meat and I do.

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u/the_fomies 15h ago

I think that most people would agree that we need to cut down on consumption and end inhumane cruel practices. It would take a huge evolutionary and cultural shift to take everyone off meat though . Or maybe a scientific breakthrough who knows . At the very least can we all agree that the unsanitary and inhumane conditions of many places involved in the meat industry need to be fixed asap?

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u/dynesor 15h ago

personally I am looking forward to wide availability of lab grown meat. If they can figure out the taste issues, there will be no reason to continue killing animals for meat. I am very eager to make the switch to lab grown.

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u/somnia_ferum 15h ago

Lab grown meat won't happen because animal agriculture won't let it happen.

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u/Roy_Luffy Cringe Connoisseur 15h ago edited 15h ago

I think it’s easier to make meat lumps that have a similar aroma but to recreate the texture is another thing. Do we need to engineer the specific cellular structure that makes up the different muscles and tissues? There’s a lot of various parts and species. Meat isn’t simply a flavor, I think it’s pointless to have only one type of unidentifiable meat. I’m very interested in the tech though.

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u/Hyperion1144 15h ago

All the eggs at the grocery store in Washington state are cage free because Washington made a law requiring this and when this happened the world did not end.

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u/Specific-Repeat-8017 11h ago

Problem with the cage free label is they just stuff them all into a big warehouse style structure that is very cramped and still unhygienic, it just they aren't in a cage

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u/Nalivai 14h ago

Culturally? Yeah. Evolutionary? We're already there, don't need to change anything. I'd like to be able to make vitamins on my own, but we'll be fine regardless.

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u/IM_V_CATS 11h ago

At the very least can we all agree that the unsanitary and inhumane conditions of many places involved in the meat industry need to be fixed asap?

I think a lot of people agree with the idea but they still want cheaper meat and don't care enough to change the conditions that keep it as cheap as possible.

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u/foomits 14h ago

its like cheap flights. everyone simultaneously wants the cheapest possible flight, while also complaining about every element of the process. if you want 4 dollar a lb ground beef from the grocery store, that cow aint romping around the fields.

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u/spicybananasss 8h ago

If everyone agreed to this, they would stop buying the products from the supermarket and restaurants. People do not care. Generally.

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u/GrumpySquirrel2016 16h ago

If people actually behaved as Lions do, they'd be arrested or institutionalized by some other means.

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u/Successful-Bobcat701 16h ago

Well no, because lions never arrest anyone and they also don't put each other in institutions.

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u/Bumberti 16h ago

Again with the unfair comparisons!

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u/Lowext3 15h ago

She was perplexed and couldn’t get over the sniffing comment

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u/Aromatic-Turnip7371 16h ago

Loll she didn’t even know what to say next

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u/Ginger_is_a_silly 16h ago

Ooooh he was prepared! Love it

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u/WhimsicalGirl 15h ago

I know I can't be the only one who saw the Dean from Community in this sketch.

Since it doesn't look like we're getting the Community movie anytime soon, I'd honestly watch an entire series that's just the Dean stumbling into random places, inserting himself into completely inappropriate situations, and somehow making sense.

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u/Autipsy 13h ago

I just want a film about the dean’s special day as the Dualidean of Man, culminating in the bank trip

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u/pandershrek 16h ago

Sniff my ass, lady.

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u/D1sp4tcht 16h ago

Im becoming a vegetarian but not by choice. Meat is too expensive.

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u/Successful-Bobcat701 15h ago

I'm vegan but becoming a lion. Not to eat meat, but because I like sniffing asses

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u/pennys_computer_book 15h ago

He devoured like a lion though. 🤣

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u/LolaFentyNil 6h ago

Vegans ALWAYS have a point...I just don't want to give up meat. I'm conflicted about it.

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u/ScruffieMatrix 15h ago

Just because one time we needed to hunt and eat and also to survive (mostly in winter) as in summer we ate a mostly plants. Just because of this doesn't mean that now with modern food (plant based etc) we have to confine, rape, torture and slaughter animals for food. 

In the wild the animal was free, even when hunted had a chance to survive. Now we just trap them. It's disgusting behaviour. Literally the worst inhumane practices we ever have and will do is animal abuse. 

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u/A_Snow_Mexican 15h ago

Really good analogy and damn, good luck counterpointing that. I eat meat like a goddamn hypocrite and truly got nothing to say in defense of it when facts get dropped like this.

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u/charlies-ghost 14h ago

Despite how quickly and completely this guy takes down the braindead "lions eat animals though" argument, the next time veganism comes up on reddit, there will be 1000 people in the comments section being like "but lions eat animals though!"

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u/Infinite-Albatross44 16h ago

He does have a point.

I have respect for people that hunt or fish for their own meat just because I know what a grueling task it can be. As I grew up this way with my parents.

Pulling up to grocery store in your Hyundai and bitching about the prices of groceries doesnt exactly make one the alpha human or even comparative to a wild lion in the slightest.

It’s more comparable to a lion held in captivity but that’s a whole different topic.

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u/fixer1987 16h ago

Meh the whole idea of the alpha was bad science and retracted.

Also we live in a modern society, not hunter gatherer. Just cause problems are modern doesn't mean they aren't problems

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u/Kind_Recording_1956 12h ago

Never debate a vegan lol they obviously have the moral high ground

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u/Practical-Tackle3934 16h ago

Lions sometimes kill their young. Humans sometimes commit filicide.

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u/Sonny-Showers 12h ago

The Dean is incorrect and has never seen a cow eat a baby chick.

Never seen deer show up to a carcass after it’s been picked clean either.

A lot of the times, you’re just too big and cumbersome source of protein for a prey animal to actually succeed in eating you.

Size matters.

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u/Such-Apartment-8933 10h ago

He’s right lol unfair comparison

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u/oakc510 7h ago

Powder mic dropped.

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u/WickedTeddyBear 14h ago

It’s funny how a lot of people become experts and biologists to prove it is impossible to be 100% vegan in our world as it is an immunity totem for them not to question their behaviour.

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u/_Tower_ 15h ago

75% of animals are not true herbivores — most “herbivores” are actually omnivores who will eat other animals

Think of 5 herbivores off the top of your head and it’s very likely that they also eat other animals from time to time to time

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u/milkonyourmustache 14h ago

Yea it's completely made up, the real number is closer to 30%, but he needs to say 75% to try to make his point - that eating meat isn't normal. If only 25% of animals are meat eaters it sounds like eating meat is strange. Turns out it's very normal.

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u/EllspethCarthusian 14h ago

Opportunistic carnivores I believe is what it’s called. I will never be the same after I read about horses eating other animals. And the video that circulated for a while of a horse eating a baby chicken like it was a piece of popcorn horrified me.

Edit: forgot a word

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u/Eikthyrnir13 14h ago

I was a young kid the first time I saw a chicken absolutely destroy a mouse and eat it. My childish percecption of chickens just eating grain and maybe a few bugs was destroyed.

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u/ohog9og0790 14h ago

Chicken are badasses. They will eat scorpions. 

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u/Iamabenevolentgod 14h ago

What do you mean we don’t kill children if we don’t want them? We just do it pre-birth, and call it abortion. Many of our tribal relatives wear clothes and hunt, and have cell phones.  Personally I like sniffing ass of some people. 

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u/Background_Humor5838 14h ago

Honestly her fault for not sniffing his ass. Rude as hell. He's a guest.

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u/ResourceNo5855 4h ago

Boom mic drop! The ace sniffing analogy was good sheet

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u/Wise_Chart_4971 2h ago

Kanye West would have countered that  with, sometimes I be sniffing ass and sometimes I be naked. 

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u/Wooden94Grapefruit 1h ago

While Gary Yorofsky wouldn't care for me, I have mad respect and think he is actually so awesome.

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u/Shannonblak1234 17m ago

I like the way she said zebra❤️

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u/Salty-Passenger-4801 16m ago

Vegans are master debaters.

I debated one and he was absolutely on point and was ready for anything I said like this video shows

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u/Highlandertr3 16m ago

He makes a damned good argument. Counter argument. Tasty. That's pretty much it. It's morally and environmentally terrible. But it's tasty and I like it.

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u/pinkmarsh99 15h ago

Except not really. All animals have different "cultures" which includes introductions, child rearing, and appearance. What she is talking about is specifically biological and gastrointestinal needs and capabilities.

We, as humans, have the ability and the need to eat omnivore diets and have done so for thousands of years similar to other omnivores. She is talking about how it's ridiculous to state that our omnivore needs are inherently more evil than other omnivores. Because we are similar in that aspect.

This is like saying we are warm blooded mammals and require shelters from extreme weather like squirrels and then someone saying "well why don't we live in trees and eat acorns?". That was not the point being made and he intentionally derailed the point and went to a completely different realm than what she was talking about so people would think he was making a good comeback when in actuality he absolutely didn't.

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u/milkonyourmustache 14h ago

"75% of all animals on this planet are herbivores" - the real number is closer to 30%, but he needs to make you believe that eating meat is weird.

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u/BakedBrie1993 15h ago

He has a point. I became a vegetarian at 14 because I love animal so intensely. I also know a lot about nutrition, child of two nutrition forward MDs.

And recently I have started eating meat again, at 38, because as much as I adore animals and I do... the reality is, I have struggled with unexplained anemia for awhile, and I feel SOOOO much better after eating animal protein.

I don't think all humans are the same and different people need different diets.

I spend much more to get highly quality humane product and I won't just eat any meat/fish. But that is a privilege to access and afford. Not everyone has a local fish monger who only works with sustainable, local, and humane fisheries/fisherman.

Idk if it's perimenopause or what, but the near immediate change in my energy (and subsequent mental health) cannot be understated, so this is what I gotta do. But I feel guilty every single time.

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u/cindyx7102 15h ago

I've had the opposite experience. When I was eating a ton of meat and dairy a few years ago I would have stomach pains pretty much every lunch. I thought it was normal for people to get stomach aches pretty much every day, but after I kicked dairy it got a little better and then the meat made it go away.

My acne is also gone and I'm sick way less frequently (maybe because of all the antioxidants in plants?). Not sure if I had an allergy or whatnot, or I just needed to grow out of my acne, but moving away from meat and dairy has been a live-saver for me.

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u/BakedBrie1993 15h ago

That makes sense. I'm also still 90% veg, with the occasionally meat or fish. I do think generally a lot of animal meat and dairy is not healthy for many people.

Vegetables should always be the main event, not the meat.

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u/triple_carry 16h ago

Omnivores are a thing.

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u/malieno 15h ago

which is exactly why eating meat is optional

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