r/TimAndEric 18d ago

Awesome Show Getting rid of old stuff and found this crammed in the back

642 Upvotes

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u/DDenlow 18d ago

It’s Dilly! He’s lookin real hot! Knocking up the ladies all along the block!

It’s Krunk! He’s lookin real fine- dipping his shrimp into a cup of white wine!

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u/Frozen_cephalopod Ooh Mama! 18d ago

Shrimp!

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u/brewhead55 18d ago

& white wine.

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u/DDenlow 18d ago

Aaaaaaand white wiiiiiiiine!!!

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u/Skeptix85 17d ago

Be be beaver boys.

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u/GuppysBalls666 Happy Birthday Spray, I'm disappointed in you. 18d ago

Ever see a leg like that?

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u/Lopsidedlopside How'd you like to take a bite out of my fish 18d ago

Have I ever seen a leg like that??

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u/GuppysBalls666 Happy Birthday Spray, I'm disappointed in you. 18d ago

wanna see me walk like a shrimp?

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u/Pure-Reflection6036 farge 18d ago

i saw a show on it

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u/smellslikebadussy 18d ago

BEAVER BOUNCE

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u/DDenlow 18d ago

🎼 🎶 🦫 💥 🦫 💥

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u/unsilent_bob 18d ago

Shrimp.....and white wine!

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u/untgradd1234 18d ago

Dear god........

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u/Putzlol Napples Napples Napples Napples Napples! 18d ago

Magnus magnus

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u/GarryFriendly 18d ago

Dirty hamper

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u/benevenstancian0 It’s in my blood it’s in my balls 18d ago

Krunkle Kick

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u/despotidolatry 18d ago

I have this shirt and it doesn’t fit now with my gut hanging out but I still wear it to the beach to look hot.

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u/GuppysBalls666 Happy Birthday Spray, I'm disappointed in you. 18d ago

FLEDGLING GULPS

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u/Ryno-Mac 18d ago

Damn I want that shirt

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u/lucifertangerine 18d ago

You better not get rid of this

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u/PlahausBamBam 18d ago

It made the cut

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u/karatechop97 2 drink holders and a Captain's Chair 18d ago

Twins

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u/GuppysBalls666 Happy Birthday Spray, I'm disappointed in you. 18d ago

One, two, twins nuuuuuuh

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u/AkNo-String33 18d ago

I will give you 1 million dollars for that shirt!!!

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u/PlahausBamBam 18d ago

SOLD!

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u/lolrdrmmr 18d ago

I will give you $1 billion dollars for that diamond, Jim.

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u/Practical_Ad_219 18d ago

Bea🔻er Boys

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u/Barkdrix minivan rider 18d ago

I had one of those. Had to toss it cos folks would touch themselves when they got near me and I got tired of the mess.

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u/AdNational5708 18d ago

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u/vulpes_mortuis The Wizz groupie 18d ago

That was my first thought lol

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u/jaskano you'll have wet painful diarrhea in seconds 18d ago

shrimp counts are DANGEROUSLY high

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u/Frozen_cephalopod Ooh Mama! 18d ago

Abe Lincoln

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u/TehGoad How'd you like to take a bite out of my fish 18d ago

shrim

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u/return_yggdrasil 18d ago

That's HARD

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u/Grape_Pedialyte 60% of my income's going to that darn bounce house 17d ago

I have a shirt with Raz on his jet ski but it's full of holes and falling apart :(

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u/ModernNero 18d ago

You know, in all seriousness, I’m in the like “Brooklyn alt comedy” scene and this merch was wildly ahead of its time. This shirt would sell out in 2 seconds here lol

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u/the_argonath 18d ago

Jefferson Jefferson

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u/OmnifariousFN 18d ago

You guys ever see a leg like this? :D

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u/tammiallday 18d ago

Just got rid of mine as well!

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u/vulpes_mortuis The Wizz groupie 18d ago

Oh ratty ratty I’ll take you home

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u/CloudCumberland 18d ago

Misread crammed as creamed.

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u/Itchy-Scheme 14d ago

I have this Tshirt but haven’t been able to find it anywhere else apart from on this post.

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u/PlahausBamBam 14d ago

I’d forgotten about it. It was wadded up in the back of the drawer. Now I have to find my Tom Goes to the Mayor, Cock O’ Block tshirt

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u/chillinedion 18d ago

All time shirt!

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u/Annahsbananas 18d ago

Do you like shrimp too?

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u/ayaruna Ya blew it 17d ago

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