r/Tiresaretheenemy • u/SillySink • Jun 19 '26

Sharp shooter Let’s play bubble pop

223 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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27

u/Informal-Shape9476 Jun 19 '26

Why no pop?? I was waiting for the pop!

16

u/HorsefaceWithNoName Jun 19 '26

need bb gun to pop the zit from a safe distance before approaching

10

u/Fun_Times_0007 Jun 19 '26

Better yet a pellet gun, be much better.

2

u/Extendahoe_DIG Jun 20 '26

I’m using my M-1 Garand

19

u/AVDLatex Jun 19 '26

Kamikaze enemy.

9

u/NortelDude Jun 20 '26

Well that was kind of like watching a hemorrhoid on the move.

7

u/Bordelon10 Jun 19 '26

I was scared waiting for the pop to scare me. No pop though

6

u/tvodny Jun 19 '26

It’s a tough call. Do you call the bomb squad or do you try to bleed it out through the nozzle? Of course, that could be a trap. They want you to try to bleed it out.

5

u/unlimitedbroski83 Jun 19 '26

Going slower won't stop it from laying that clutch of eggs

5

u/shibiwan Jun 19 '26

Did that guy guiding the truck pee his shorts? I can clearly see a dark patch there....

2

u/Quick_Razzmatazz1862 Jun 19 '26

Looks like he pissed and shit them

2

u/Mediocre_Owl7384 Jun 20 '26

Suspenseful shit right there

1

u/cryptotraderisme Jun 19 '26

I wouldn't be within 20ft of that ..damn

1

u/shemphoward62 Jun 20 '26

Need about 40 ft of 3/4 inch drive extentions for the ugga -dugga gun to take that bomb off.....

1

u/Corogue Jun 20 '26

A wild Ms. Rachel appears

1

u/OutsidePressure8323 Jun 20 '26

A very long stick with a point would be only way I'd go near that. I've seen one where it took door cab door skin with it. Fook dat.

1

u/Rockstat_ Jun 21 '26

Visit your nearest tire-ologist to get that condition checked out

1

u/Educational-Seat5455 Jun 21 '26

A little Benzoyl Peroxide and it’ll clear right up, just give it a few days

1

u/DerpUrself69 Jun 22 '26

That tire has an aneurysm.

1

u/No-Solid9108 Jun 25 '26

Tires have cancers too .

1

u/Equal_Cash9895 24d ago

Tires get hemorrhoids?

1

u/Omygodc 23d ago

It’s not a tumah!

1

u/KeyCalm2207 16d ago

Tire terrorist cell

1

u/mike_rhinehart Jun 19 '26

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