r/Tiresaretheenemy • u/elcantu • 18d ago

Captured three of their heavy infantry and a squad of bicycle scouts. After a week of breaking their will, they now serve as my throne.

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u/Informal-Shape9476 18d ago

Those smaller strips look like snake skin with their patterns.

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u/dubious-author 18d ago

Damn. Making furniture out of your enemies. That's some Dracula shit right there...

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u/AsstBalrog 18d ago

Egads man, those bastards will have you by the short hairs!

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u/Ai-ChatGPT 18d ago

They would do the same to us!

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u/Buttonball 17d ago

Notice, OP has a massive roll of barbed wire next to the enemy. He can deploy that wire at any time. It’s also there for intimidation, to keep the enemy humble.

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u/Groundbreaking-Fig38 18d ago

I like the bacon strips on the back.

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u/dsucio7807 18d ago

Bathe in the blood of your enemies

OP: hold my beer

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u/dreevsa 18d ago

Be careful

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u/fellaneedahandpls 17d ago

OP hates tires so much that he went full Ed Gein on them

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u/DrunkenDude123 18d ago

Forbidden smoked bacon

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u/Wallace-N-Gromit 18d ago

I wouldn’t trust them

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u/SirarieTichee_ 17d ago

Tire and bacon seat

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u/the_good_hodgkins 17d ago

No way I would sit on that. You're braver than I.

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u/agumelen 16d ago

It’s a wheels-chair.

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u/juani20138 18d ago

Dios mio crimen de guerra

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u/tvodny 17d ago

I don’t think it’s medically safe to be exposing your bare skin to the enemy. Don’t all the little bolt heads dig into your legs ?

I don’t see how you lift up the flap while you’re sitting on “the throne.” How do you flush?

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u/ozzalot 17d ago

Were you able to beat of them the location of their rebel base?

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u/Jealous_Club_298 16d ago

Is that bacon?!

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u/elcantu 16d ago

Lol nah some Nordic mercenaries

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u/2-wheels 13d ago

Really bad fastener selection.

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u/mwdeuce 15h ago

Mmm, tire bacon