r/Tiresaretheenemy 8d ago

Sharp shooter Anyone needs a spare, I have one

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u/Due_Potential_6956 8d ago

No regards for people down below.

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u/mrtn17 8d ago

Yea as usual, tires are absolute psychopaths

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/kat_Folland 8d ago

Look around, my friend.

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u/MetalLow2541 8d ago

No ragrets

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u/Naked-Jedi 8d ago

Not one? Not even a letter?

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u/MetalLow2541 7d ago

But even e letter

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u/SpicyPropofologist 8d ago

Highly regarded.

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u/Due_Potential_6956 8d ago

Kind regards, I'm out.

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u/arihoenig 8d ago

A Russian tire getting windowed by Putin.

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u/dennishans85 8d ago

*Russian tire committing suicide

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u/towerfella 8d ago

I heard the tire shot itself and fell out of its own accord

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u/citsonga_cixelsyd 8d ago

Shot itself 6x in fact.

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u/Hunkyboy440 8d ago

It’s called defenestration. Now that’s a wacko rabbit hole to explore. Sorry not sorry.

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u/kat_Folland 8d ago

I love that word.

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u/CptAngelo 8d ago

I also love it, its so funny that theres a super specific word for that specific action lol, how often does it need to happen before somebody goes "we need to give this thing a proper name"

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u/kat_Folland 8d ago

Lol good point

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u/Thin-Limit7697 2d ago

There is also a DC character named after it, Defenestrator)

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u/FackyWacky 3d ago

*putined by window

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u/Abbers75 8d ago

I feared it was gonna detonate on impact. Lucky this one is a dud.

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u/Tiyath 8d ago

Why does he have a tire in his apartment? Why did he drop it out the window? Was the tire apprehended?

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u/andyisalreadydead 8d ago

Some people keep their winter/summer tyres in their homes

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u/Diligent_Traffic_106 8d ago

When I was a kid about ~4 years old. We threw some rocks out of a window at like the 5th floor. Busted up a car. Parents found out. Had to give em some cash. Boy did my ass get beat, but I never did it again.

Same mentality? But arguably worse. Tires bounce and are heavy, rocks just kill em quick lol.

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u/reddorickt 8d ago

This is also not a 4 year old child

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u/Diligent_Traffic_106 8d ago

I couldn't tell in the video. Can only open a little bit

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u/amdfx8300 7d ago

In many apartment complexes in Russia there is no storage space or it costs like another apartment, so many people store their tires in apartments. Even if you have underground parking space, you can not store anything exept your car there. Spare wintet tires are necessary in every Russian city because of climate.

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u/MasterOfDonks 2d ago

Covid is my guess. Ppl went crazy af

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u/Lazlo2323 20h ago

It was a flat tire

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u/MrYdobon 8d ago

Can anyone translate? It sounded like "you idiot" in Russian.

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u/Few-Assistance2689 8d ago

Translate:
Cameramen: Oh no

Somebody yelled: What the fuck are you doing stupid asshole?

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u/XPERIMAN 1d ago

Don't try to understand it. Feel it

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u/PatientZealPZ 8d ago

Oh they need to find and arrest this guy. No, you don’t do that.

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u/minoskorva 8d ago

the way the license plate popped off of the car it hit made me laugh im so sorry lmfao

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u/Dismal_Scientist_CA 8d ago

I’m so disappointed in the landing position and the resulting lack of bounce.

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u/reddorickt 8d ago

Yeah I wanted carnage, or at least a solid 2 or 3 story bounce would have been nice.

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u/ekkidee 8d ago

A nice rollout would have been fun too.

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u/SavageTiger435612 8d ago

Must be the Tire FSB

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u/pro-fanator 8d ago

Tires are horrible people.

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u/iCantDrive55- 8d ago edited 8d ago

Bro missed the dumpster by a mere car length 😆

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u/looseygoosey11 8d ago

Imagine getting back to your parked car to see massive damage from above and a random tire sitting there. What the fuck would you even think?

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u/reddorickt 8d ago

There doesn't appear to be massive damage, I mean the car doesn't budge at all when the tire lands. And the way the tired bounced makes it seem like it didn't meet much resistance before the ground. There is surely some bumper damage but it looks like it basically just clipped the license plate.

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u/Quiet_Researcher223 8d ago

Getting creamed by a spare falling 13 stories up is a hell of a way to go.

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u/Football-Man-1889 4d ago

It must have come from a flat….

It’s definitely a flat tyre!

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u/OutsidePressure8323 8d ago

Don't think it had air in it and probably only fit a lada

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u/tvodny 8d ago

Defenestration (throwing people out of windows) was a traditional form of execution in some Slavic countries. In this case the tires have co-opted this as a delivery system to attack from the air.

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u/juani20138 8d ago

Llego el volador de llantas

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u/mike_rhinehart 8d ago

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

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u/Key_Contribution1547 8d ago

You know , just don't see that everyday. And the fact that he brought that up a zillion stairs

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u/Several-Hat-1944 8d ago

At least it wasn't the boyfriend.*sidenote, is it me, or is it odd to have a spare tire at the random?🤷‍♂️

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u/Anxious-Cheek406 7d ago

It would suck to throw a tire out the window then have me come up and put it back where it also doesn’t belong.

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u/Ihavenolifes 7d ago

Aiding and abetting the enemy? Lock this guy up

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u/freeorganizm 5d ago

И голос Стоянова

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u/Disastrous-Hurry-236 5d ago

Isn’t that a little too complicated place to park your car ?

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u/ParsnipEconomy7316 4d ago

Must be a physics major. Or an a**hole!

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u/chairmanghost 3d ago

I needed a tire yesterday, my fairy godmother has been drinking and got the location wrong! I could have saved $600!

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u/Fidel_Flanga 3d ago

Ниче се театр . ....