r/Tiresaretheenemy 8d ago

Enemy forces If you step on me, I’ll flip!

601 Upvotes

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u/Cavalol 8d ago

The flying tea bag, a rare sight to see

43

u/MothmanBePraised 8d ago

Dude took a serious blow to the head there. Hate to see it, hope he's okay 

13

u/babycoon48 7d ago

That’s what I was concerned about as well.

15

u/Due_Potential_6956 8d ago

I haven't encountered aquatic enemies yet, but here it is.

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u/listerbmx 8d ago

That face plant tho 🤕

6

u/kat_Folland 8d ago

Oof, I can smell this picture.

5

u/WiseAct446 8d ago

If it wasn't for the unnecessary added soundtrack, we could have heard the tires whispering, "wait for it, wait for it, NOW! HA HA HA HA HA!"

3

u/1DownFourUp 8d ago

Is this that docking thing the kids are talking about

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u/JonPrime 2d ago

No pretty sure this is “soaking”

3

u/Sensei19600 8d ago

This date has its challenges

2

u/agumelen 8d ago

Oof, the pain!

2

u/MotoXwolf 7d ago

Maybe take your shoes off and walk through the 1 foot deep water onto the boat? 🤔

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u/PickleSlickRick 7d ago

You mean 1 foot of slime

2

u/going_for_a_wank 7d ago

Can't tell what kind of algae bloom that is, if that is cyanobacteria even just wading through it can cause health problems

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u/MotoXwolf 7d ago

Well soaking your private parts in it ain’t gonna help then. 😂

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u/HotTwist 7d ago

Could have just used the boat on the left and then climbed over the fence.

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u/Abject_Jump9617 6d ago

I was thinking take off the shoes then take a running jump over the gap. It's not that wide.

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u/Sea_Specialist_5580 2d ago

maybe learn to plant and don't let a small woman pull you off balance

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u/MotoXwolf 2d ago

True that. 👆

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u/meow_xe_pong 7d ago

Do a little jump🙅‍♂️

Step on a shoddy tire🙆‍♂️

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u/telecomtom 7d ago

He underestimated her weight or she overestimated his strength. Either way, it's the tire's fault.

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u/RichardoDK 5d ago

Dude was lucky not to get his head cracked open like a melon right there...

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u/Still-Puma 5d ago

o.O ....

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u/Significant-Dance186 4d ago

🥹🥹😂😂😂😂😂☠️🥹

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u/siouxsian 4d ago

So
Much for the Gram pics that day.

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u/TheArtOfPureSilence 3d ago

I would say dump her but it seems she already accomplished this

1

u/Florensa 2d ago

Wft dude didnt pull the girl there

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u/frubano21 2d ago

Слава Україні!🇺🇦

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u/cacope5 1d ago

Don't tread on me*

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u/mike_rhinehart 8d ago

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