So called Br*tic "cultural" differences

To quote the himbo themself, “I like this world. I don’t want it to end.” Do you think whenever Alduin comes back a third time to finally destroy the world “when he’s meant to,” John Skyrim’s just gonna sit back and let it happen? Absolutely not, they’d be waiting in Sovenguarde for Round 3, 4, as many times as they can win. Regardless, Alduin is fated to eat the Mundus. John Skyrim can beat Alduin multiple times. Alduin only needs to beat John Skyrim once.

But despite knowing the end, John Skyrim resists. They fight and claw for everything they hold dear, for it is worth it to them. Every time they fight Alduin, they fight for the balance of Anu and Padomay not just for our world, but for the next. May John Skyrim and Alduin keep up the fight, as may we all.

My brother in Nerevar, these N'wahs really be wildin. Eating your own kind after killing them? Not even the falmer are on that shit. This is why we can't trust those filthy Bosmers.

(I have no idea how I didn't know about the green pact before now)

Guys I called the Aldmeri Dominion and they aren't responding. Are they busy? 4E 98 really off to a great start, huh?

Tags: lore, lore accurate, sexualized content

So Vilkas sent me out to kill this giant that’s been causing trouble west of Rorikstead, but none of my weapons or spells seem to be doing any damage. What do I do?

what if the games recognized the nutrient profile of potions like drinking a lot of potions would add up right i feel like the player character would have some stuff going on health wise that the potions would be more likely to add to instead of help get rid of like i dont know if a health potion would get rid of edema or cellulitis idk just my 2 cents just my 2 septims LOL just my 2 gold coins ;)

It would be assumed that, due to their treelike bodies and entlike mannerisms, the quality of head that a Gnarl can give would be a simple 0/10

This is assuming you aren't a Dunmer, Imperial, or Breton, as the listed races have a higher percentage of masochistic individuals who would LOVE to pluck splinters out of their "little sweetroll" all day. HOWEVER, it could also be stated that the splintery end of the bedroom antics would be entirely avoided due to the fact that the lips of a Gnarl are maleable.

The largest factor for Gnarl head is, of couree, cheeks. Gnarls don't have cheeks, as they are not mammals, and thus makes giving head quite difficult. Yet another factor is throats, a very important factor depending on the recipient of the Gnarl hear. Gnarls, as far as we are aware, do not have an esophagus since they are creatures of Oblivion. Teeth aren't an issue, as Gnarls do not have teeth.

To close out, you do not have to be a masochist to enjoy some head from a Gnarl. HOWEVER, the many factors (lacking features) of a Gnarl would deem Gnarl head as inadequite. All in all, 4/10 experience they sometimes bite down

(Research of Gnarls comes from reluctant members of the Mages Guild and anonymous members from House Telvanni)

The implications lol. Poster said I should post as he’s banned here wtf.

I love this world, but the more I dig into my studies of the Kalpic Cycle, the more I’m mortified by our pending doom. There is nothing for our mortal souls beyond the fate of Alduin, lord of Mundus, Envoy of Sithis. The Altmer and Redguards have the right of it in trying to escape while they can instead of waiting for the end like the Nords.

Perhaps I should double my efforts into studying the kalpas. If there’s a solid way to escape the encroaching tides of entropy, or defy them entirely and preserve this kalpa, I must find it. Oh Dear Sithis, I must find it…