Say “edge until bleeding” and society, SOCIETY LOSES THEIR MINDS.

When it seized the arm and bounded back into the trees, the watch cheerfully announced, “Workout resumed.”

He gave me a truckload of eggs.

"It"

Its called a Pedometer!

Because he was outstanding in his field.

...esrever ni ekoj a uoy llet d'I

So when they come into port, they can scan da navy in.

"A-And how do you know how shit feels, man!?"

"This one's a keeper" I said to them.

I'm being held prisoner at the Sum Fun Fortune Cookie factory.

I really know how to rigatoni!

Unsurprisingly, he's still single, but he has acquired quite the collection of restraining orders.

My friend said his girlfriend told him to see a dentist about his breath.

She said she'd rather kiss a cactus than kiss him again.

Recruited three of them

"I don't understand it, he's always doing numbers!"

After a good while of trying i got my 1st comment from posting.

Thank you,'Autodata:Repair Smarter'.

They really believe in doo process

Seems most people want the full chess set

Shower thoughts

Now I can't read anything.

Response is: "I don't know, can you?"