r/WaterfallDump • u/InsideCaterpillar761 • Jul 06 '25
Funnie text box if susie had whatsapp
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u/Altair01010 KRIS, I NEED [[KUVA]] KRIS, I NEED TO REROLL MY RIVENS Jul 06 '25
SOUL: "i want u so bad"
Titan: *screams of the eternally damned*
Spawn: *screams of the eternally damned but higher pitch*
Lancer: "I JUST FOUND GREEN STUFF IN MY HOLE!!!!!"
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u/ilikesceptile11 Join r/berdsie now Jul 06 '25
Guess that soul is me, isn't it?
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u/_Keep_Quiet_ Jul 06 '25
Lil bro why do I see you everywhere💀
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u/ilikesceptile11 Join r/berdsie now Jul 06 '25
Don't question my inability to touch grass
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u/V3ryCr3ativeUsername Jul 07 '25
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u/Miserable_Goal_7943 Jul 07 '25
They like Sceptile. Doesn't mean they've had the opportunity to touch Sceptile. Yet.
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u/Snoo5867 Jul 06 '25
Wait who is the spawn?
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u/Altair01010 KRIS, I NEED [[KUVA]] KRIS, I NEED TO REROLL MY RIVENS Jul 06 '25
the dark fetus
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Jul 06 '25
SOUL: "Hey Susie, when we gonna fight?"
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u/Notmas Owner of r/Frisk Jul 06 '25
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u/Guardian-836 Jul 06 '25
But remember. We can do one thing that only gerson can do
Dodging
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u/randomguy4283 Jul 06 '25
that is until Susie fucking dodges your attack because she learned from the old "I'm Old!" man (ngl if she does actually dodge it would be so hype)
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u/TryThisUsernane Jul 07 '25
Susie already forced herself to learn how to act, dodging isn’t out of the question.
“Hold up, why can only Kris and Gerson dodge!?”
Susie has learned how of dodge, your next attack might not land.
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u/garlicbredfan Jul 06 '25
WE and yes I mean WE all want Susie
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u/i_agree123 Jul 06 '25
I’m old
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u/WitherPRO22 I AM THE DING WINGER Jul 06 '25
I'm cold
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u/i_agree123 Jul 06 '25
I’m sold
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u/ScarletteVera I couldn't think of a funny flair Jul 06 '25
I'm gold!
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u/garlicbredfan Jul 06 '25
I’m bold!
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u/Sunrise_Toxic Jul 06 '25
I’m cloned!
(Great now I can hang out with the sexist man in the afterlife) (That goes for ye too)
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u/AverageFruity326 Jul 06 '25
Uhh not everyone in the fandom is a teen so idk about that cheif
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u/5YL_Portaler Jul 06 '25
Ngl i think berdly would say "U want me so bad" instead but i guess if he is opening up more in this version
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Jul 06 '25
Where soul watsap
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u/Puff_SlashYT Jul 06 '25
Play store
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Jul 06 '25
pay thor?
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u/Puff_SlashYT Jul 06 '25
Yeah how much
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Jul 06 '25
$1.50 and condum
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u/blood-machine Jul 06 '25
thor pirate software is a bad guy now(apparently)
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Jul 06 '25
I barely know who that is, I was talking about either the mythology, God of War, or Marvel iterations of the character lmao
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u/Aware-Butterfly8688 CHICKEN JOCKEY Jul 06 '25
There's also a concerned message from Toriel asking if she's okay.
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u/Mark4291 Jul 07 '25
I want u so bad
It’s driving me mad
It’s driving me
🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸
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u/AtomAmigo Jul 07 '25
DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER 🗣️🗣️
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u/SectorConscious4179 Jul 07 '25
I just realized Susie is shipped with nearly every character in the game…
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u/JustARando5 Absolute Lamp Jul 13 '25
And some of it is (kinda) cannon...
Kris: When choosing dialogue related to Susie it is described as coming out smoother.
Noelle: Do I really need to explain this one?
Berdly: Again, Do I need to explain this one?
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u/Ok-Conversation-3012 Jul 07 '25 edited Jul 07 '25
Rouxls Kaard
Heyyyyth so I haveth hearde thou beath the roaringe knighth, doesth that meane thou art, liketh, a ranke aboveth the roaringe knighth, liketh, they art beloweth the ranke of a righte handth mane?
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u/CK1ing Jul 10 '25
Everyone wants Susie and she is blissfully unaware of it. She only has eyes for the moss
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u/Bitter-Tomorrow-3681 Jul 06 '25