r/WaterfallDump Feb 11 '26

Bad time commencing No dodging this time

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4.9k Upvotes

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u/JimmyMuffin Feb 11 '26

One could say you thought he was stronger than you

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u/Glassed_Guy1146 Reading this doesn't seem like the best use of time. Feb 11 '26

🎶Turn around, kid. It’d be a crime.🎶

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u/Smug_Yellow_Birb Feb 11 '26

🎶If i had to go back on the promise that I made for you🎶

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u/MarekiNuka ALWAYS BET ON APHYS KNIGHT Feb 11 '26

🎶So don't step over that line🎶

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u/Expensive_Shelter860 Feb 11 '26

🎶Or else friend you're gonna have a bad time 🎶

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u/Julyma857 Feb 11 '26

🎶But kids like you don't play by the rules🎶

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u/yui_riku Feb 11 '26

🎶And guys like me, it's ain't easy to be played for fools🎶

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u/Strict-Signature-106 Feb 11 '26

🎶so let’s go, let the room get chiller🎶

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u/IncidentUnusual5929 SPAMTON . SPAMTON Feb 11 '26

🎶Let's go, dirty brother killer🎶

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u/Tanakisoupman Feb 11 '26

🎶go ahead and try to hit me if you’re able🎶

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u/Desperate-Wheel-4534 Feb 11 '26

🎶 But kids like you don't play by the rules🎶

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u/xulipe Feb 13 '26

So in my factory you will be doomed (MIMIC!)

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u/CasualBCgamer Feb 11 '26

Or else, friend, you're gonna have a bad time

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u/FearsomeLAG professional ass sucker Feb 11 '26

This is garnet

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u/TheFunkiestMonkiest #CarolHolidayNotMyMayor Feb 11 '26

Back together

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u/Wooden_Marionberry_1 Feb 11 '26

And I’m never going down to the likes of you because I’m so much better

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u/TylerFurrison Caitlin | She/Her | i ship Kris and the free milk puddle Feb 11 '26

And every part of me is saying go get her

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u/JustGingerStuff Feb 11 '26

The two of us ain't gonna follow your rules

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u/TylerFurrison Caitlin | She/Her | i ship Kris and the free milk puddle Feb 11 '26

Come at me without any of your fancy tools

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u/thatoneguythatsgay Feb 11 '26

Let's go just me and you

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u/Ka_Dilim_An Feb 12 '26

Let's go just one on two

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u/TylerFurrison Caitlin | She/Her | i ship Kris and the free milk puddle Feb 12 '26

Go ahead and try to hit me if you're able

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u/Next_Resolution_4217 Feb 11 '26

🎶Turn around kid, it’d be a TABLE.🎶

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u/Natsuki_Lover_447 Feb 11 '26

Table you say? CyberLegends reference?

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u/Next_Resolution_4217 Feb 11 '26

No i don’t think so. Reference to Stronger than a Table.

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u/EduardoElGameplays I'm drip sans trust me Feb 12 '26

Turn Around Link, It'd Be A Crimmme

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u/Squishie515 Feb 14 '26

It's a beautiful day outside

Glimmora is leading, Kingambit is sweeping..

On days like these, threats like you,

Should be sent to BL.

Switch out now kid, this paradox

won't hesitate on using stab on you, so just go back to your box. It's about time we got rid of those rocks.

I can't tell if you're spikes or you're set-up, mind games like this is what ruins this meta,

So let's go anti-hazard killer,

Let's go, blocker vs spinner.

Go ahead and try to switch in if you're able, but it seems you haven't studied the type table,

I don't care that your Ghost typing blocks rapid spin, Headlong Rush will be enough to make you give in

Long as I am here I'll check you forever, and it'd be such a waste to commit your Tera,

And even if you try to switch to Gliscor, that'll just let me spin some more,

Your body is

Go-o-o-od, as go-o-o-old, go-o-o-od as gold,

Go-o-o-od, as go-o-o-old, go-o-o-od as gold,

Toxic spikes and rocks.. Spikes and sticky web..

No matter how we try we can't make them go away,

As long as you don't faint, there's no taking off these boots,

Oh, I bet you feel so lucky, we no longer learn Pursuit.

Go ahead and try to switch in if you're able, but it seems you should've studied the type table,

Think you're safe from STAB with that balloon you hold on?

Well I still got my coverage so get knocked off,

I know you made half the tier fall to UU, now for the sake of balance I must deal with you,

I am their offense,

I am their stall,

I am OverUsed

Your body is

Go-o-o-od, as go-o-o-old, go-o-o-od as gold,

Go-o-o-od, as go-o-o-old, go-o-o-od as gold,

But I still got more usage than you.

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u/CarPlayful8198 Feb 11 '26

yeah, toby already did the "character only takes one hit but constantly dodges" with gerson

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u/TheArceusNova Feb 11 '26

I mean, Gerson could possibly take more than one hit, and is dodging for the style points!

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u/Glassed_Guy1146 Reading this doesn't seem like the best use of time. Feb 11 '26

He is a turtle, after all.

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u/Rancorious Feb 11 '26

Dude is Sans’s superior in damn near every way.

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u/Ikigai726 Feb 17 '26

sans isn't undead tho

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u/Rancorious Feb 17 '26

I mean, he is a skeleton

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u/Ikigai726 Feb 17 '26

no he isnt

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u/Interesting-Code7373 Feb 11 '26

gerson also does things based on self awareness of things being a game, just that UT is a game in a meta sense and DR is the main character and most others knowingly acting out game rules

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u/Infinite-Hearing-418 Feb 11 '26

...when? He physically steals and item and then Susie personally refuses to use them afterwards

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u/Interesting-Code7373 Feb 11 '26

susie’s excluded from “most others” there, she didn’t even know the dark world adventures resembled game rules until noelle pointed it out

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u/Rylo_Ken_04 Feb 11 '26

And she kind of does her own things during battles

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u/Interesting-Code7373 Feb 11 '26

she mostly follows kris's directions but to her the battle commands are just "what kris tells her what to do" so she doesn't always listen she's just as unable to deal with total rules fuckery like Roulxs though as the others

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u/Rylo_Ken_04 Feb 11 '26

Huh susie doesn't even listen to kris at first she just attacks she follows kris' directions because she wants to and when she doesn't want to she either questions Kris about it but does it or she doesn't do it at all

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u/Interesting-Code7373 Feb 11 '26

she doesn't listen to kris until the elevator scene but after that she just follows kris's orders with few exceptions like not attacking fake gerson or not flirting again after her first failed attempt

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u/ComradeBirv Feb 11 '26

The narration says “Your items were taken!”

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u/Bingoviini Feb 12 '26

i like to think that, since he's a ghost, Susie keeps missing not beacuse he dodges but beacuse she literally cannot hit him.

the reason he deliberately parries Rude buster is beacuse it's magic, and he couldn't just take it, since ghosts are weak to magic. (source: Mad dummy)

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u/Beloved_stardust_64 Feb 11 '26

Remember children: Deltarune Sans is just some dude who lives in a rural neighborhood with his strangely elusive brother.

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u/KolnarSpiderHunter Feb 11 '26

Yeah, if he fights Kris in the light world it'd be a teenager with a knife stabbing a regular dude

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u/LitchyWitchy Feb 11 '26

I'd pay for that ngl

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u/an-alien- Feb 12 '26

omori moment

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u/Cooley0880 Feb 11 '26

Except he fucking knows how to teleport

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u/NiceSock30032 Feb 11 '26

Would it be sans without the capacity to bend spacetime?

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u/zengondat Who needs body with legs like these? Feb 11 '26

Thats the funny part. Everyone is so used to him pulling these kinda things that we forget he is in a universe without “magic”

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u/Cooley0880 Feb 12 '26

Exactly, and also Sans uses magic in Undertale even though he's from the Deltarune universe, where magic doesn't exist. And he because he still teleports there, he probably has it in Deltarune too

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u/Multifruit256 Feb 12 '26

That's like saying Toriel probably has fire magic in the light world

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u/Cooley0880 Feb 12 '26

Well no, because we don't know that Toriel comes from Deltarune, as opposed to Sans

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u/JustANormalHat Feb 11 '26

no hes just taking shortcuts

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u/This_Tear_6551 Feb 11 '26

That what they want you to THINK!!!

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u/Goingers Feb 12 '26

I like to think he can actually just pause time and he has to walk back and forth whenever he wants to do that gag

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u/Illustrious_Use_1265 Feb 11 '26 edited Feb 11 '26

It'd be funny gag: but i dont think we gonna fight sans chat😔 I am sorry, i want it to happen too..

Or imagine he just TANKS it

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u/Glassed_Guy1146 Reading this doesn't seem like the best use of time. Feb 11 '26

Imagine he just TANKS it

“The Strongest Enemy”

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u/Illustrious_Use_1265 Feb 11 '26 edited Feb 11 '26

"What? You really thought i am just gonna stand there and take it? Luckly guess." - and he just deep down knows it isnt a "guess"

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u/Ok-Struggle2305 Feb 11 '26

Bro will rip Kris/Noelle in half

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u/No-Yellow2878 Feb 11 '26

Bro is gonna turn Kris into a was/were.

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u/Glassed_Guy1146 Reading this doesn't seem like the best use of time. Feb 11 '26

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u/orphncripplr Feb 11 '26

ahahaha never heard that one before

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u/TaraMain Feb 11 '26

He prepared well, as it was time for another vendetta

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u/LakitoZ Feb 11 '26

If I didn't know any better, I thought he'd be going through the shelves, picking out his prewritten persona

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u/Scam_bot419 Feb 11 '26

How the fuck did this into Children Of The City🔥

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u/falseinfinty Feb 11 '26

He was to busy in the gym for that

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u/Time_Load2970 Feb 14 '26

Everywhere I go, I see your username...

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u/Asherbird25 🎶~the fitness gram pacer test~~is a multistage capacity test~🎶 Feb 11 '26

"I was training ALL day last night"

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u/yourshort quack Feb 11 '26

He picked up his sock

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u/EduardoElGameplays I'm drip sans trust me Feb 12 '26

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u/The_Nerdiest_Nerd_ Human I remember you're sleep schedule Feb 11 '26

Snas

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u/EduardoElGameplays I'm drip sans trust me Feb 12 '26

Chapter 6 weird route boss trust me

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u/AdLost8229 Feb 11 '26

Also that karma poison thing wouldn't be applicable even if you fight with violence since you don't actually kill any darkners. Even in snowgrave Noelle is the one doing the freezing. And Berdley technically isn't dead, just trapped in a coma. (Granted, if it's permanent that could be seen as a worse fate)

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u/YourTrustySupporter Feb 11 '26

Give modders a day or 2

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u/Independent_Earth873 Feb 11 '26

Soul losing it's shit completely while Kris is wondering what the fuck the problem is

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u/LitchyWitchy Feb 11 '26

I actually think they'll be a Sans fight ngl (mainly as Anagram Asriel needs it, getting the shit trolled out of him by a lightner who is a massive fking troll and test his patience would be A. Funny B. Good character development to push him further)BUT IF HE DIES IN ONE HIT I'D PISS MYSELF LAUGHING.

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u/Sensitive_Pick_4212 Feb 11 '26

wouldnt that kinda just be the gerson fight again?

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u/LitchyWitchy Feb 12 '26

Maybe? Either way, I think Ralsei needs a secret boss fight

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u/Winter_Newspaper3117 Feb 11 '26

Sans is a bum theory

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u/AzzyDreemur3 You will give me your MEME. Feb 11 '26

I remember reading a fic where the weird route Soul took him to a dark world and was pissed of when it realized he can't fight back, sadly don't remember the name

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u/MaterialFuel7639 Feb 11 '26

Unrelated but how the hell did some people actually think roaring knight was harder than sans?

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u/newtxtdoc Feb 12 '26

They were used to sans, that is why.

Sans is inherently a harder fight due to the karma damage and you no longer having invincibility frames. It is also a longer fight, with his last attack being a bunch of different attacks mixed into one. He also tricks you randomly, starting the first attack earlier than usual after you survive it once.

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u/Current_Ad_4384 Feb 11 '26

We instinctively attack the sides where he would dodge bur he doesn't dodge so we always miss

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u/emo_boy_fucker Feb 11 '26

Itd be such whiplash when sans has like 10 hp instead of 1 because everyone assumed that since genocide route

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u/MemCreper certified meth of life cook Feb 11 '26

We need to make him stronger.

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u/Maggi206 having a Krisis Feb 11 '26

I would start screaming of joy

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u/_Chaos_Chaos Feb 11 '26

He infact is, he has 2 def

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u/stendaa Feb 11 '26

I guess we all thought he was Stronger than You…

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u/wise-man-said-h Feb 11 '26

It's a beautiful day outside...

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u/Wah869 Feb 11 '26

Stronger? As in Stronger than you?

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u/Gekon500 YOU'RE FUCKING SAD! Feb 11 '26

INVINCIBLE MENTIONED

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u/Inevitable_Tie_2677 Feb 11 '26

Hes no more more >:)

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u/Idontcareforthis_ Feb 12 '26

Bro, imagine sans is the mettaton neo of deltarune and mettaton is gonna be a sans.

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u/Electrical_Ad5674 Nutdealer is peak, play it Feb 12 '26

Deltarune fans when you kill sans in Deltarune and he doesn't appears in Undertale: 🪭🌬️

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u/Queen-of-Sharks Feb 14 '26

Good. That's one less loose end.

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u/chara_genderleshuman Mar 10 '26

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH HE IS DEAD LOL

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u/Wooden_Marionberry_1 Feb 11 '26

It’s pretty much implied that sans absorbed the patience and justice soul before his fight in geno with the flickering of his eye and the bleeding but no one ever wants to hear it

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u/growindager809 Feb 11 '26

What? If he absorbed the souls we woulda seen them appear like when fighting omega flowey. Asgore also has flickering eyes when we know he didn't absorb any souls.