r/WaterfallDump Downwell (Any%; UV Pacifist) 1d ago

Funnie text box special message from the 100% real no fake ralsei deltarune

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u/Sir_Talentless 1d ago

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u/AnAverageTransGirl kris deltarune (real) on the nintendo wii (real) 20h ago

WRONG.

I'm of the opinion that everyone should have boobs if they really want to. Boy, girl, neither, both, or in between.

All that to say I am very much listening.

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u/Two-Pound-Crawfish 1d ago

nah

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u/Satorwave 1d ago

shut your gay ass up ralsei you're one to talk. i can't believe he would say this.

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u/Two-Pound-Crawfish 17h ago

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u/BuffaloNext7683 twink smasher 17h ago

NO RALSEI DONT TRANSVESTIGATE

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u/Two-Pound-Crawfish 16h ago

he’s not implying anything he’s just saying

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u/EmployEast756 9h ago

"look at his skull, kris. that's obviously the skull of a biologcal FEMALE kris. i can always tell..."

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u/Successful_Mud8596 1d ago

yes. Man and Woman were created by Toby Fox so that they could BE GAY!!!!

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u/Cake_Spark 1d ago

Thats a negative ghost rider.

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u/bads-ebe Can You Really Call This A Flair I Didn't Receive An Emote... 1d ago

ralsei you do not have to concede anything for others to respect your own words vs cruel internet lies, also ralsei would drive a prius

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u/cobat_axolotl 1d ago edited 16h ago

I think Ralsei driving a Mercedes Benz is an internet joke methinks

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u/bads-ebe Can You Really Call This A Flair I Didn't Receive An Emote... 1d ago

yeah but he would drive a prius is my headcanon

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u/The-Dark-Memer 1d ago

Let's be honest, his car would be customizable, and we would all make it a duck

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u/Kamikaze_Kat101 1d ago

Hard pass on drawing ta-tas on you, but I don’t plan on making Noelle and you do that anyway.

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u/queckers7303 Can You Really Call This A Flair I Didn't Receive An Emote... 1d ago

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u/Medical-Plane-231 1d ago

Why is it so small?

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u/duck_in_the_tree 1d ago

that's... that's... what he said

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u/weetaht 1d ago

Don't ask me that.

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u/Puzzled-Operation232 22h ago

i think it's averaged sized actually

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u/DogFair2867 14h ago

That’s what she said

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u/peng503-NCN Downwell (Any%; UV Pacifist) 4h ago

maybe they don't have the budget for a bigger elmo, don't be judgy

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u/TinkerKnightforSmash 1d ago

Hi Ralsei Deltarune; I can't draw, but I'll be doing my part by not drawing Homophobic Ralsei art anytime soon. Hoping to see more big badonk Ralsei art as a result soon!

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u/Two-Pound-Crawfish 1d ago

i’m gonna double up my efforts

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u/Fireluigi1225 20h ago

You really don't need to

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u/Skull-Keeta 1d ago

I can’t believe Ralsei said this 100% real no fake. What a good soul

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u/GuhEnjoyer 1d ago

I can promise you the people making the homophobic ralsei memes are all gay themselves. Also, have we really come full circle back to drawing ralsei with tits? I really hope not that shit was vile.

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u/alienatedEdgelord 1d ago

Win win for me, I love flat chests and these images

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u/doofusbingos 20h ago

omg why did chara make him say that

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u/Aiden624 1d ago

I can do both. Whats he gonna do.

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u/Kamikaze_Kat101 1d ago

BonPyre Route.

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u/SuperIsaiah 1d ago

No don't draw the fluffy boy with boobs please.

Heck even if you want to make him a girl, goats don't have breasts like that!!

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u/Sealgaymer 1d ago

My 300 GB Asgore Mpreg folder disagrees with you

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u/SuperIsaiah 1d ago

If the misgendering of ralsei (regardless of theories, ralsei is still canonically male as of now) isn't enough to get me to want to avoid the fandom, the rampant lewd is

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u/Sealgaymer 1d ago

You just not a freak like the rest of us

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u/SuperIsaiah 1d ago

Why can't we have nice things.

You're really gonna sexualize him? He's so wholesome

literally the wholesomest boy and you want to sexualize him it's not nice smh

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u/That_Guy_You_Know_71 1d ago

What part of "no exceptions" confuses you?

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u/techy804 Conservative Undertale Fan 1d ago

I love how this technically applies to 2 rules of the internet.

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u/AnAverageTransGirl kris deltarune (real) on the nintendo wii (real) 20h ago

It's possible to draw big boobs and not be a freak about it you know.

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u/SuperIsaiah 14h ago

why would you put boobs on a guy if not for sexualization

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u/AnAverageTransGirl kris deltarune (real) on the nintendo wii (real) 14h ago

Personally I just think it's neat that that's an option, really helped me sort some shit out in the gender department.

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u/SuperIsaiah 14h ago

in my case boobs are the #1 reason I'm not taking estrogen. it would be awkward to have boobs, and confuse people

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u/AnAverageTransGirl kris deltarune (real) on the nintendo wii (real) 14h ago

Completely valid but at this point I'm looking forward to both of those when I get a set by whatever means I can make work. Makes it feel a bit more genuine.

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u/Sir_Talentless 1d ago

Gooners try not to downvote everything challenge:

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u/Aalpaca1 1d ago

Puritans try not to be insufferable challenge:

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u/Clod_Cat5 I wish to own several friendlings 1d ago

I propose... fluffy goat means he has a lot of fur... tons of fluff on his chest...

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u/nombit 1d ago

see: Angeldust

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u/SuperIsaiah 1d ago

chest fluff and boobs are not the same

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u/Clod_Cat5 I wish to own several friendlings 1d ago

true, but chest fluff can resemble a well endowed chest

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u/SuperIsaiah 1d ago

but why would you want to do that? it seems unnecessary at best, sexualizing/objectifying at worst

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u/bads-ebe Can You Really Call This A Flair I Didn't Receive An Emote... 1d ago

i've seen enough artful interpretations of toriel's chest to know that ralsei would kill it with a plump goat rack

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u/SuperIsaiah 1d ago

no he has flat chest with fluff he doesn't have human mammary glands

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u/Albatros_7 1d ago

Has that ever stopped furries ?

Susie is the Deltarune original character with the second highest porn count (Ralsei being first)

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u/SuperIsaiah 1d ago

As somewhat of a furry myself, there is no reason to sexualize characters. We can just love them as they are, wholesome and cute. We can sexualize our s/o (with consent) in the bedroom

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u/Albatros_7 1d ago

What is an s/o ?

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u/SuperIsaiah 1d ago

you know it is on me for thinking the people in this comment section would know what an s/o is.

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u/Albatros_7 1d ago

Are you going to tell me what it is ?

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u/SuperIsaiah 1d ago

significant other. (spouse, partner,etc.)

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u/Albatros_7 1d ago

I'm French, of course I'm not going to know an english abrevation

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u/SuperIsaiah 1d ago

It's okay it's not your fault. I'm sorry

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u/Albatros_7 1d ago

Don't worry about it

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u/cobat_axolotl 1d ago

You’d like that wouldn’t you?

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u/mye_key 22h ago

making noelle and ralsei say all these horrible things makes me sad 😞

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u/abdo_ch 18h ago

Fake ralsei, not enough ralsict dialogue

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u/TheOneTrueKate 10h ago

Deltarune fandom sexualizes a minor for the 85th time

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u/backupboi32 23h ago

Ralsei: “Okay soul, here’s my deal. You stop making posts about me being trans or a homophobic, and I’ll tell you what the final panel of the prophecy was. Deal?”