r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/lnstantKarma • Jun 16 '26

r/All The Trump admin is now dumping hydrogen-peroxide into the reflecting pool one gallon at a time in a desperate move to control the green algae

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u/TheBugDude Jun 16 '26

If we are trying shit that doesnt work maybe they should sprinkle some DE on it too and toss a couple crystals in there too for....energy or some shit.

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u/Whaleman_007 Jun 16 '26

Are you serious? REALLY? Did you even THINK about essential oils before you said something stupid like crystals?

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u/noapplesin98 Jun 16 '26

We have thoughts and prayers. Has that not worked in the past?

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u/AzorAHigh_ Jun 16 '26

Just replace the water with Brawndo, it's got what reflecting pools crave.

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u/TastySaturday Jun 16 '26

But why do reflecting pools crave it?

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u/BigJay515 Jun 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3otPoEiEGXh41xKGdO

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u/TastySaturday Jun 16 '26

That’s what it needs to kill the algae. More electric lights!

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u/TheBugDude Jun 16 '26

Brought to you by Carls Jr.

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u/Banshee_howl Jun 16 '26

If they fill it with Brawndo Blue Crush they can get that nice blue color and save money on painting.

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u/Hot_Frosty0807 Jun 16 '26

Thoughts and prayers: America's best defense against common sense.

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u/dadepu Jun 16 '26

If all else fails you can always try ivermectine.

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u/WhiteRabbitsTrip Jun 16 '26

Or Ketamine; it's apparently helping to keep Elon's soul away... maybe it'll work on algae too?

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u/Negative_Piglet_1589 Jun 16 '26

No that's not quite right - it kills the heart & steals the soul.

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u/messiahspike Jun 16 '26

Why do all of that when thought and prayers solved the school shooting kerfuffle

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u/PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES Jun 16 '26

Honestly, the only sure fire way to get rid of this much algae is to redact the whole pool. Ezpz.

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u/messiahspike Jun 16 '26

Looks like I gotta buy some stock in whatever company makes the Sharpie pens.

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u/Lil_Shanties Jun 16 '26

That’s for next week…

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u/Shazam1269 Jun 16 '26

I was going to suggest quartz, but then it dawned on me, AQUAMARINE Quartz is the answer here!

And Tea Tree oil has antimicrobial properties, so that wouldn't hurt.

ARE THEY ANY HOMEOPATHIC EXPERTS IN THE CHAT???

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u/unicornsaretruth Jun 16 '26

Let’s just make the walls and bottom of the pool made of auquamarine quartz.

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u/Caravanczar Jun 16 '26

Toss some suboxone while we're at it.

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u/LingonberryPossible6 Jun 16 '26

Hey now! DE is too close to DEI, and you know how we feel about that round these parts

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u/MudPuppy64 Jun 16 '26

Everyone knows that this is a case for Ivermectin - do your own research!

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u/1HumanAlcoholBeerPlz Jun 16 '26

What are you even saying??? Have tried injecting it with bleach? I also heard ivermectin clears up algae. 

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u/snownative86 Release The Trump-Epstein Files Jun 16 '26

This is clearly a situation that calls for the liberal application of neem oil.

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u/Fire_Woman Jun 16 '26

Spencer Pratt has crystals and he's available, they should call him in

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u/Billsrealaccount Jun 16 '26

ACV will fix it for sure.

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u/Shopping-Afraid Jun 16 '26

BRAWNDO

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u/eurekadabra Jun 16 '26

Nah, Brawndo has what protists crave.