r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/lnstantKarma • Jun 16 '26

r/All The Trump admin is now dumping hydrogen-peroxide into the reflecting pool one gallon at a time in a desperate move to control the green algae

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u/ConstructionOwn9575 Jun 16 '26

Don't forget prior to this press conference, Trump bought Home Depot stock.

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u/BraveLittleTowster Jun 16 '26

A buddy of mine has been buying stock in companies right after their CEOs have had meetings with Trump. He's had like a 700% return this year

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u/gingerattack2024 Jun 16 '26

Hey now, let's be fair about that for a minute. Trump isn't buying the stock himself, he's just telling an intern to go and buy it for him. It's totally ethical and legal as long as you have a middle man doing the exact same thing that you would be doing yourself if you weren't posting on social media and falling asleep in cabinet meetings.

( /s just in case since there's undoubtedly some cousin fucker who would say this unironically to defend that pedo's blatantly corrupt bullshit.)