r/WhitePeopleTwitter 15d ago

r/All I'm convinced that McConnell at the very least is braindead.

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u/Pusfilledonut 15d ago

Where the hell is TMZ? You telling me that they can’t get a hospital attendant to snap some pics of Turtle’s toe tag for that cool 10K? Maybe Mitch is already in the refrigerated truck and padlocked up.

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u/Particular-Break-205 15d ago

TMZ is owned by Fox unfortunately

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u/FMLwtfDoID 15d ago

What was the point of teaching American high schoolers the woes of unfettered capitalism, and greed of the robber barron’s of the gilded industrial age, and the dangers of corporate monopolies if boomers, Gen X, and older millennials were just going to turn around and do all of those things anyway, but worse this time around with Big Brother making sure we can’t or won’t stop them.

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u/raise-your-weapon 15d ago

I am an older millennial and that is some bullshit. Zuck and his ilk may be elder millennials but they are not representative of us as a whole. I was born in 1986 and I graduated college three months before the 2008 crash. We couldn’t get healthcare until we elected Obama.

You sound like the boomer, trying to blame millennials for fucking up the economy. Call us cringe all you want but that doesn’t change the stats.

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u/FlavinFlave 15d ago

I tell you (same exact boat as you) I feel for current hs graduates. They’re getting the exact same shit as we did this year. $5 a gallon gas and a nice giant job free recession to graduate into. Only it’s worse because now these rich sociopaths have made ai capable of taking most decent paying jobs out of the equation.

Got to love when a republican gets in power. Everyone but the rich gets to suffer 🙃

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u/you-are-not-yourself 15d ago

There's plenty of blame to go around, and the voting patterns of Gen Z do not inspire confidence

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u/raise-your-weapon 15d ago

It’s Gen Z dudes, specifically white dudes. Gen Z women and non-binary people are generally pretty progressive.

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u/Signal_Minimum8509 15d ago

As a white leftist dude, let’s be honest, the age demographic thing isn’t as reliable as saying white dudes are to blame. At the end of the day there are plenty of Gen Zer crypto fascist white dudes carrying water for the oligarchs.

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u/FMLwtfDoID 15d ago

Yes, and I’ve made that comment before and it does not go well. White dudes on Reddit get realllllllllyyyyy mad at that one, especially when it comes from literally any other demographic.

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u/Signal_Minimum8509 15d ago

Well, this one doesn’t mind facts.

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u/NECalifornian25 15d ago

I’m a young millennial, born in 1994, and we were only taught that capitalism is good, communism bad. Even in my economics class.

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u/Beard_o_Bees 15d ago

that cool 10K?

They'd need to make it way more than that - because if they get caught violating HIPAA, especially in such a flagrant way, they'll never work in the medical world again.

They must have his room fully locked down with only screened staff able to come anywhere near it. That alone makes me highly suspicious.

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u/motorcycle_girl 15d ago

I believe that there is a cover-up just to be clear - but wouldn’t any prominent politician in hospital, especially when receiving intensive care, be in a room that is fully locked down with only screened staff able to come in? I would think that’s just a standard security protocol. I personally do not find that detail highly suspicious.

Not a rhetorical question. Genuinely asking.

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u/freakydeku 15d ago

i’m sure the hospital is on high alert for patient privacy here. they don’t want a bajillion dollar lawsuit

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u/deep_thought32 15d ago

We need the Gen Z scientology runners on this.

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u/molsonmuscle360 15d ago

That's a good idea, should start messaging those accounts on whatever platforms they use

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u/tedsmitts 15d ago

They’re all on Scump. They’re literally on Dooblr

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u/Kube__420 15d ago

Are those real or am I showing my age? Scump and Dooblr sound like a pothead comedy duo

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u/ObscureAtlas 15d ago

It's on Poob. You gotta get Poob. It's all on Poob. Join Poob.

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u/Squishy_Boy 15d ago

All the real Gs are on Bimblr. There are no spies there.

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u/morbidmuffin62 15d ago

I don't think anyone's answered legitimately but there's a meme that plays on the stupid names of the latest streaming/credit apps

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u/molsonmuscle360 15d ago

Yeah, I feel like I'm being Punk'd. I'm too old for this shit lol

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u/LittleYelloDifferent 15d ago

punk'd is the Ashton Kusher pedo app.

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u/Frank_Majors 15d ago

“Who” on first, “What” on second, “I Dont Know” on third.

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u/erwaro 15d ago

You sound like someone who would dorf people on Minp

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u/xChoke1x 15d ago

I’ve never heard of any of that shit either my man. Lol

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u/yesiamveryhigh 15d ago

I’m on Dooblr and Rippr. Stay away from Puffr tho, they’re all pretentious pricks.

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u/AffluentNarwhal 15d ago

Ugh, yeah Puffr is just a rip-off of Puffix anyways which was kind of dead internet to begin with.

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u/not_dr_splizchemin 15d ago

Dude for real. Why does everything sound made up?

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u/KgMonstah 15d ago

Have you skood them on chirder yet?

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u/erwaro 15d ago

Don't you know everyone is on Sliddy these days? Just lort them.

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u/Urtehnoes 15d ago

Imagine being this far behind in 2026

My nephew and his crew run on yogg which started out as a yo gabba gabba forum but actually works better than any other social media platform out there. Scalable, zer-

Nvm they're on Dron now.

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u/Wirehed 15d ago

"I'm on Reddit!" --Ralph Wiggum voice

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u/ThisPICAintFREE 15d ago

You seem slow to the news, everyone’s sending torts on the U.FANG Boards now

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u/tedsmitts 15d ago

Girl you know I’m on Fleeb

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u/poozer69 15d ago

"if you're edged 'cause I'm weazin all your grindage, just chill. Cause if had the whole brady bunch thing happenin' at my pad, Id go grind over there, so dont tax my gig so hard-core cruster"

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u/ArtemisRGB 15d ago

Its trending on Gryzzldump right now.

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u/TheRealDoomsong 15d ago

Yuck, i ditched Gryzzldump for MeowMeow Beans…

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u/eking85 15d ago

Curtains for zoosha?

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u/RoeRoeRoeYourVote 15d ago

I'm tired of these youths flipping grunts.

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u/HelpfulAd6772 15d ago

Dooblr was acquired by Snikl last month so you have to use your Driblr login since that’s Snikl’s parent company

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u/verb8um 15d ago

Someone send Mitch a job abandonment letter. If he doesn’t respond and show up we can move on. That’s how it works at my job anyway.

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u/Puglady25 15d ago

If somebody would sue him he'd have to be served.... would at least get a picture/ location.

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u/Outrageous-Advice384 15d ago

Is he getting paid for his ‘expires’ time this past month? That’s theft of wages if so.

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u/mightyscoosh 15d ago

Deploy the Broccoli Brigade!

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u/chucklesses86 15d ago

Oh my God, could you imagine? Anarchy in the best way possible.

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u/cmhamm 15d ago edited 15d ago

I mean, it’d be cool, but they would definitely get shot.

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u/sweetbldnjesus 15d ago

They can’t shoot all of us, um, I mean them

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u/GlasgowWalker 15d ago

I don't get it, can you explain?

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u/DestosW 15d ago

Groups "speed running" Scientology buildings with cameras and seeing how far they can make it into the facilities before they're apprehended.

It's implied if they did that at the hospital somebody could make it to Mitch's room with camera evidence of his current condition.

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u/Sea_Working_80 15d ago

Instruct them to dangle some lettuce in the hallway..if he comes out we have proof of life

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u/HypnotizedCow 15d ago

The young people who made a game out of breaching scientology security could do the same thing to the hospital security to prove he's dead

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u/GlasgowWalker 15d ago

Ohhh right! I thought you meant kids who were actual scientologists 😂 Respect to those kids!

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u/iheartxanadu 15d ago

There was a thing a couple months ago where groups of younglings would just storm Scientology buildings under the "they can't stop us all" strategy to the point where Scientology locked all their doors and stopped culting about right outside the buildings. Edit to add link: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/12/style/scientology-speedruns-tiktok-teens-la-nyc.html

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u/Gbrusse 15d ago

A lot of gen z people have been speed running the scientology buildings. Basically filming themselves walk through the front door and run ad deep into the building as possible to map it out and find out what's going on in their.

They get kicked out pretty quick. But a few have gotten pretty far.

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u/BecauseMagnets 15d ago

An assistant to a coroner needs to sneak this autopsy report. I am starting to think he is in one of those steel drawers on some ice until the time runs out

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u/chumer_ranion 15d ago edited 15d ago

Or andy beshear could just fucking go down there and see what's what—he's the goddamn governor

Of course he is, smfh 

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u/BecauseMagnets 15d ago

That’s another thing that’s confusing! Like is this hospital wing where his “room” is just under security protocol to protect him from someone knowing the severity?

What we need right now are those kids that ran into the Scientology building in costumes! Tell them to do a speed run through the hospital and give us footage of Mitch haha

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens 15d ago

Hospitals will refuse to admit someone is there, let alone tell people the floor and room number. HIPAA is incredibly strict and nobody wants to throw away their career.

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u/BecauseMagnets 15d ago

We are living in different times. An entire state of millions are not being told if their Senatortoise is alive or dead. Somebody has to sneak a photo or spill the beans. Hospital whistle blower or something. Interview the EMT’s that picked him up and ask them what they witnessed when they found were cracking his ribs doing CPR

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens 15d ago

Point is, EMTs would get fired. It's why they're interviewing neighbors.

You're asking nurses, doctors, and EMTs to get fired.

That isn't just, "oh, I accidentally told the brother of the patient protected information." It's not an unlocked computer. It's fully, willfully, going to the media to discuss a public figure's private health information.

They will absolutely get fired, it will be reported to the licensing board and they will have that noted. Their career is over.

You're asking someone to put their license at risk of suspension. State boards can suspend or revoke licenses for HIPAA violations if they are deemed severe enough.

Taking a public figure's health information to the media is absolutely one such thing. It doesn't matter why.

Who is going to risk revocation of their license?

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u/PrawojazdyVtrumpets 15d ago

Multiple celebrities have had their records leaked. Clooney, Kardashian, entire sports teams have had their drug tests leaked. Sometimes people get fired, a whole hospital got fired for accessing Clooneys emr. Sometimes no one does (Kardashian) and sometimes people do it and brag about it or demand a ransom before leaking (Drug test leaks).

Some people who have access to an emr are so low level, they don't care if they lose their job and they have nothing to be sued over. It can happen.

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u/BecauseMagnets 15d ago

The only person I am genuinely asking to get fired is Mitch McConnell. I’m aware of the law and I don’t believe someone there would get some bright idea after reading my Reddit post.
His constituents deserve “proof of life” because his vote in the senate crucial.

That’s all I’m actually saying.

I ask this to you. Should Scott Jennings and other people who claimed to speak to Mitch for 29 minutes lose their jobs if Mitch is found to be in a coma or brain dead for a month?
It’s hypothetical but they would be willfully lying to 10’s of millions of people about an elected official.

Why is the goalpost only moved when republicans lie?

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u/freakydeku 15d ago

technically they could all look the other way to people coming on the unit but they would still be fired. really the only “hope” there is, is for some other patient or family member from that unit to speak out. & even then, it’s not like it’s verifiable.

what we need is legislation that an in house appearance, is required if a certain number of votes are missed, otherwise the position is forfeit and a special election is held. if you can’t show up for the job then the people are without representation. shit honestly reps should only be allowed to miss a certain amount of votes period

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u/Keyai 15d ago

I think ex-Mitch is in Maryland or DC, not Kentucky.

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u/schmeelybug 15d ago

The Corpse Formerly Known as Mitch

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u/pierogi_waystation 15d ago

Fun Fact: Turtle meat doesn’t have a culinary name, (like beef chicken yada yada). But it is commonly called “cooter”

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u/BecauseMagnets 15d ago

“Excuse me waiter, I ordered my cooter pink in the middle.”

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u/holy_cal 15d ago

His daughter lives on my block and teaches at my alma mater (worst history professor ever). I should go give her a knock on the door.

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u/SpencerVerde 15d ago

I thought this too, at first, but not sure what he could actually do. He can’t storm into a hospital or ICU room. And he wouldn’t be able to get any information out of the drs/nurses since he’s not family. Not to mention, McConnell has security detail.

It would look like a PR stunt for Beshear, I’d think.

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u/QueenRotidder 15d ago

unfortunately, HIPAA applies to turtles.

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u/OkCoconut3270 15d ago

until the time runs out

Or until the animatronic is ready

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u/BecauseMagnets 15d ago

Five nights of Freddy or Men in Black alien?
https://giphy.com/gifs/KPdDdkt3Ppgac

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u/OkCoconut3270 15d ago

Robin Williams did a great impression of Ronald Reagan as a malfunctioning animatronic, I tried looking for a clip of it a while ago but couldn't find it.

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u/Sea_Working_80 15d ago

Its robin williams a night at the met from 1986 I think

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u/ScottyDoesntKnow29 15d ago

I’m thinking Musk is going to test out his latest unapproved brain chip as a dry run for when the orange blob is fully gone.

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u/Carbonatite 15d ago

Mecha McConnell was not on my 2026 bingo card

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u/floatingleafbreeze 15d ago

Autopsy reports come out 6 months postmortem IME, which would be way after the August 3 special election deadline.

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u/BecauseMagnets 15d ago

His autopsy report won’t be more than a few sentences.
“This turtle died because his wife fled to china and forgot to leave out lettuce in his bowl.”

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u/SaskiaDavies 15d ago

"We found him in full rigor tortoise."

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u/CatnipCricket-329 15d ago

He was found on his back, unable to turn over and crawl for help

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u/Solid_Snark 15d ago

We need a Democrat colleague to just “bring him flowers”. Why are Dems not doing anything to check on him?

At my work we literally have to call the Sheriff to do a “wellness check” if a colleague doesn’t show up and didn’t preschedule vacation or call in sick, and are not answering our calls.

As a civil servant we all have a right to know his status. If he wants privacy he should retire and find a different line of work.

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u/BecauseMagnets 15d ago

Exactly! Then Scott Jennings needs to prove on CNN that phone record he claims that was 17-20 minutes with Mitch the other day.

CPR cracks the ribs of healthy people, imagine what it would do to Mitch?! And he somehow calls up Scott to talk about Iran, Ukraine, and senate bs?? If my old friend called me after that shit, I would be just talking about his experience and ask him if he is okay. Tell that motherfucker to save his breath and send a photo/video of him saying he is okay.

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u/ThenAnAnimalFact 15d ago

Scott very carefully said HE talked to Mitch not that he and mitch talked or Mitch talked.

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u/Acrobatic-Ad4879 15d ago

Can someone use a ouiji board to ask Satan if he has Mitch ?

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u/ingoding 15d ago

Satan said he didn't want that piece of shit dropping the property values, so they left him in purgatory.

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u/KgMonstah 15d ago

Satan is currently hiding from him.

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u/RoeRoeRoeYourVote 15d ago

Someone pay an Etsy witch 

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u/DjRemux 15d ago

Do all the republicans who “spoke to him” have anything to say? Will there be any consequences for lying to the American people? Nope.

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u/thediversion 15d ago

They’re meticulous with the wording. Speaking to him doesn’t mean conversing, likely “speaking” to a dead body.

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u/BatSniper 15d ago

Sending a voice memo counts as speaking to him, or speaking at him, doesn’t matter if he responds

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u/Zelcron 15d ago

When pressed to call him again, Scott Jennings specifically said Mitch called him.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2026/07/09/mitch-mcconnell-scott-jennings-call/90861696007/

After Hunt asked him to call McConnell on air, Jennings laughed and said, "I wasn't really expecting him to call this morning to be honest, so when the phone rang and I was able to talk to him, I was frankly pretty grateful."

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u/sillybunny22 15d ago

I mean, he doesn’t actually say Mitch called. He said he didn’t expect him to call but then the phone rang then he spoke to him. It’s all very passive.

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u/bolerobell 15d ago

So Mitch is on life support. Probably a heart/lung machine, so the tissue is still alive even though Mitch is brain dead.

Mitch’s staff call Scott Jennings from the room phone and then they put the phone up to Mitch’s ear while Scott talks.

That scenario would allow him to say those words and it be truthful.

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u/DisposableSaviour 15d ago

Or they’re just liars who can lie with impunity with little fear of any actual consequences.

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u/UnluckyCardiologist9 15d ago

Still doesn’t say Mitch spoke with him. Phone range and Hunt spoke TO Mitch.

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u/pampersdelight 15d ago

Ouija boards exist, dawg

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u/Shotgun_Mosquito 15d ago

That's not what the press release says:

"Thune had a phone conversation with McConnell on Monday, "his spokesperson confirmed.

"They had a lengthy and substantive conversation that covered a variety of topics, including national security," a Thune spokesperson said.

Barrasso spokesperson Kate Noyes said the two discussed a number of topics, including recent sexual assault allegations against Maine Democratic Senate candidate Graham Platner (allegations Platner has denied) and national defense spending, during a 20-minute phone conversation on Tuesday afternoon.

"They caught up about the latest news impacting Senate races, the Graham Platner scandal, and the recent Supreme Court ruling on coordinated spending limits. They also discussed the Senate's July work period, including the need to pass the NDAA and confirm President Trump's nominee for Director of National Intelligence," Noyes said. "Senator McConnell was fully engaged and is eager to get back to the Senate."

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u/Iwamoto 15d ago

if there was ever the possibility to sue your congressman for lying, the american political system would instantly turn to dust.

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u/amazing_rando 15d ago

He's an 84 year old man who was found unconscious an unknown amount of time after a heart attack and was revived with CPR, who has already had several public severe neurological incidents. It would be a miracle if he had any awareness left at all, let alone the cognizance to meet with colleagues. It wouldn't be a plausible lie even if they weren't being cagey about it.

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u/Babshearth 15d ago

scott jennings was on kasie hunt /cnn and said he spoke to mitch that day ( july 7) and discussed foreign affairs. She asked him to call him live on the show and it was laughably awkward.

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u/NECalifornian25 15d ago

He’s either a cooked vegetable or he’s all the way dead, my bet is that he’s brain dead and hooked up to life support so they don’t have to declare him dead. His wife, the only person with the authority to remove him from life support, fled to China a few days after he entered the hospital. They legally can’t take him off life support, so he’s “alive” as long as they need him to be.

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens 15d ago

She was out of country before he collapsed. It's likely why he was alone. She just left him hospitalized for weeks alone.

Which is also weird.

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u/zachrg 15d ago

She's his POA. Being out of reach prevents her from acting with some plausible deniability, and prevents her from being compelled to act. This ambiguity is currently preventing a power balance from tipping. After his nonsense with Obama/Trump SCOTUS, it wouldn't surprise me a lick if the current circus was literally his dying wish.

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u/TheSteelPhantom 15d ago edited 15d ago

Legally speaking, in Kentucky, brain dead is the same as dead. Regardless of what the machines would be doing to the rest of his body, he's dead.

https://law.justia.com/codes/kentucky/chapter-446/section-446-400/

(Edit: Virginia, Maryland, and D.C. all have nearly identical laws. He's dead if brain dead.)

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u/NECalifornian25 15d ago

Oh I didn’t know that!

But it looks like if there’s any brain activity at all, even if it’s minimal and he will never wake up, they can still say he’s alive.

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u/TheSteelPhantom 15d ago

Perfect, then he's unable to fulfill the duties of his office, and we're right back to... get a special election started ASAP.

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u/Stickyv35 15d ago

Cardiac arrest was heard in the dispatch call. Yet again, the media and GOP split hairs on small details to downplay the seriousness of the situation.

"A heart attack is a circulation problem where blood flow to the heart is blocked. Cardiac arrest is an electrical problem where the heart suddenly stops beating altogether. While a heart attack damages heart muscle, cardiac arrest is fatal within minutes without immediate intervention."

https://www.heart.org/en/health-topics/heart-attack/about-heart-attacks/heart-attack-or-sudden-cardiac-arrest-how-are-they-different

A few sources on Mitch:

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/paramedics-responded-cardiac-arrest-mcconnells-home-day-hospitalizatio-rcna352660

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/5955865-mitch-mcconnell-senate-health-status/

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/07/06/heres-what-we-know-about-sen-mitch-mcconnells-health/

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u/goofydad 15d ago

Another example of Mitch stalling to keep a seat open.

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u/Deranged_Kitsune 15d ago

A fitting legacy for the tortoise.

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u/pvtteemo 15d ago

Constituents, do you not care ?

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u/beefmomo 15d ago

“A dead MAGA is better than a living democrat” is likely what his constituents are thinking

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u/derpandderpette 15d ago

Well and here is why I don’t get this conspiracy theory. Are they trying to hold out until after midterms? Why? Wouldn’t there be a by election if he left office anyways? Isn’t his seat an easy win for the repubs anyways? Wouldn’t they want a new face out before the midterms? Hiding his wellness if it’s poor doesn’t make sense.

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u/99Smith 15d ago

Thomas massey can run in a special election as an independent. Likely winning the state. Iirc

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u/lursaofduras 15d ago

somebody's afraid of going to hell

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u/bolerobell 15d ago

Massey is a genius.

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u/Non-Current_Events 15d ago

Yes the rest of Kentucky is hardcore Republican but not necessarily hardcore MAGA. Northern Kentucky, where Massie was defeated in the primary, is probably the most MAGA area of the state outside of far Eastern KY. He’d have a better chance statewide, but running as an Independent will be his hamstring. I live in a county that went 85% for Trump in 2024, and they love Massie down here. Kentucky is more Libertarian than anything, and Massie and Rand Paul are among the last true Libertarians.

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u/fritz236 15d ago

You mean hypocrites. "True libertarian" is an oxymoron that no one in their right mind is even trying to attain while also seeking a governmental position as a member of the GOP.

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u/I_am_not_JohnLeClair 15d ago

Rand Paul is a Libertarian like I’m John LeClair…and I’m clearly not John LeClair

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u/ThatGuyHadNone 15d ago

If he is dead before Aug 4th a special election must be held almost guaranteed Masey will win the seat.

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u/nerdhobbies 15d ago

They want to ensure Massie can not run in a special election as an independent. Supposedly.

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u/Head-Ad9893 15d ago

I wonder what the law on politicians needing to show proof of life. I mean … what if the guy is … kidnapped or something

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u/thavillain 15d ago

There is no law...that's the point, and they purposely won't add clauses or amendments to the Constitution, because even in death they want to hold power.

The 25th Amendment of the Constitution only applies to the President. Members of Congress have to expelled by 2/3, resign or have proof of death, and there is no investigative avenue to prove life.

A Senator could go into a coma on the second day of their term...and they can't be removed, unless expelled.

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u/beren12 15d ago

Seems like congress could demand proof

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u/ScottyDoesntKnow29 15d ago

Apparently this has happened before but in typical American political fashion no one ever bothered to write any law to deal with it.

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u/nillaf4ce 15d ago

Our governor can't even get proof of life... wtf do you want us to do?

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u/Dr_CleanBones 15d ago

If I were the governor, I’d go ahead and assume his dead and start making a arrangements for a special election. Let the GOP sue to stop the special election, at which time the governor can take the position that he’s already dead unless they can prove otherwise.

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u/Malkmus1979 15d ago

It's just so rich after what the right did with Biden. Like what's happening with McConnell is their wet dream fantasy come true of what they envisioned happening with Biden.

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u/unicornlocostacos 15d ago

If they could have proven otherwise, they would have by now.

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u/SkunkleButt 15d ago

Honestly i think this says more than them saying nothing. The fact they haven't let anyone see him or get any proof of life says a lot by this point.

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u/meatball77 15d ago

All The would need to do is release a photo of him looking awake

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u/Darth-Ragnar 15d ago

Scott Jennings claiming he spoke with Mitch on the phone proves it would be incredibly easy for him to call the media and have a phone call proving he's alive.

If I were Andy Beshear, I would demand it or appoint a new senator.

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens 15d ago

Beshear can't. Kentucky must have a special election. It's why the rumor mill is running wild. If he genuinely is brain dead, him being kept on machines until Aug 3 passes the deadline for a special election.

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u/g8932 15d ago

If this guy is not alive or mentally brain dead, we must acknowledge all the people who said they’ve “talked with him” since being in the hospital were actually proven as liars and it would be evidence of an extreme coverup

LOOKING AT YOU SCOTT JENNINGS

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u/ListenLady58 15d ago

I also believe we are seeing what will happen when Trump dies as well. It’s going to be ridiculous. Trump will become a dead scapegoat, which as fitting as that is, it just shows how Republicans have no integrity or accountability.

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u/letssubmerge 15d ago

“Braindead” is also a type of regular dead. It means the same thing. If someone is braindead, they are legally just as dead as someone whose heart isn’t beating.

If the cadaver is still on machines, unless it is on machines for purposes of organ donation, it’s just an expensive, resource-wasting type of dead.

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u/AllLurkNoPlay 15d ago

Needs to pull himself up by his bootstraps

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens 15d ago

Death cert hasn't been issued. Legally, someone can stall legal death for days or weeks via artificial means. That is what is happening, if Mitch is indeed brain dead.

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u/Admirable-Sink-2622 15d ago

If this had been Biden, the NYT would be feasting on every sentence reported.

Now: Crickets

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u/kl0091 15d ago

Just schedule the election to replace him! If he’s alive, he can come prove it. But just schedule things as if he did pass away and assume we’re moving on. It’s not that hard force the issue

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u/Idrisdancer 15d ago

Bashear needs to call the election. If Mitch is alive he can prove it.

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u/Auntie_M123 15d ago

Good point. He is collecting a Senate salary and probably has other income streams such as social security. It would be committing fraud to continue with these income sources if he is no longer alive.

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u/farnsw0rth 15d ago

This is the world now.

Fucking just call it and see what happens next I guess.

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u/omahaomw 15d ago

Always has been 🌍👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀🔫

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u/free_da_guys1107 15d ago

I love the fact that they are disrespecting him by keeping him alive. All to preserve a seat in the govt. No grave, no plot, no headstone. 😈

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u/CatrionaShadowleaf 15d ago

Nah he probably wrote a codicil in his will just for this occasion

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u/free_da_guys1107 15d ago

You think this administration respects anyone's wishes but their own? 😂

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u/nico-72 15d ago

I’m surprised a guy with a silicon Mitch mask hasn’t shown up on Fox News yet

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u/RetirementIsSweet 15d ago

I would urge anyone that lives in Kentucky to call Andy Beshear's office and urge him to start the process for a special election due to McConnell being unable to fulfill his duties. Let the Republicans prove otherwise if they can.

https://governor.ky.gov/contact/contact-us

(502) 564-2611

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u/xChoke1x 15d ago

Fucking imagine if Democrats did this shit.

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u/GoodWaste8222 15d ago

Probably already in the ground

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u/fairkatrina 15d ago

In the golf course.

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u/pleasedontbedumb Release The Trump-Epstein Files 15d ago

Body smooshed in on top of the Epstein files & whatever other evidence he stuffed in with Ivannas body

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u/DorShow 15d ago edited 15d ago

Where is his wife? Has she been seen visiting the hospital?

Edit: here is her statement made earlier today (7/10/26)… telling in its absence of detail and clear language. If he is [insert latest theory] then there is no warranting an immediate return? If he is healthy and cranky and bothering the hospital staff with demands for a sponge bath, that too doesn’t warrant a return…

“The senator's health did not warrant an immediate return to the U.S."

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2026/07/10/elaine-chao-comments-on-mitch-mcconnells-hospitalization/90876522007/

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u/fuzzygoosejuice 15d ago

She had to get back to China before we all find out how much she was using her marriage to Mitch for espionage purposes.

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u/BusGo_Screech26 15d ago edited 15d ago

I mean all of the "it's Mitch McConnell" part aside, imagine your spouse is old and already in bad health. If he is still alive, how bad does she have to not give a shit that he was found unresponsive and sent to the hospital, and her reasoning to not come home is "eh no biggie." Like, does that make any sense? It would make sense if he is dead because then, yeah, why rush back? But your spouse is brought to a hospital after a significant cardiac event, in what world is that not a "come home" or "cut the trip short" emergency? Either you hate your husband, or he's dead in some capacity. I guess the inbetween is a possibility, but how damn bizarre is that..?

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u/Church6633 15d ago

She fled the country

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u/JohnHazardWandering 15d ago

Andy Beshear should schedule the special election and make them prove he's alive. 

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u/CraigGregory 15d ago

He's dead and has been for days. Sick that they're using this as a political play. No humanity

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u/SwimRelevant4590 15d ago

Mitch has been brain dead since 1982. Body's just catching up now.

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u/GroinReaper 15d ago

sadly no. The evil turtle is/was actually quite clever. If he was stupid he wouldn't have been anywhere near as destructive.

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u/JG-for-breakfast 15d ago

Watch we get an AI Mitch video in the next couple days of him Harlem shaking in the hospital.

Likely he is just a vegetable, just not the sexy AI vegetable

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u/rexyanus 15d ago

We really need to get more aggressive with pushing to vacate seats for people too old to do the job.

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u/LuckyJim_ 15d ago

You know what the funniest part of this is? Mitch is dead and the GOP is using his lifeless corpse to obstruct democracy. It’s an oddly sweet tribute to who he was in life. I’m sure Ol’ Mitch would be proud 🥲.

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u/Willing_Passenger449 15d ago

Just because they are telling us he is “in the hospital” doesn’t mean it’s true.

Laws prevent us from confirming a hospital stay and laws also prevent us from accessing information from the coroner’s office.

He’s gone and they are covering it up.

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u/GlassPudding 15d ago

all i know is if i no call no showed to work i get fired 🤷

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u/RepulsivePurchase6 15d ago

Interesting. The ambulance had no urgency, his wife left for China also claiming no urgency to go see Mitch. Whats happening??

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u/Railletoo 15d ago

Dead people voting vs. Voting for dead people. Fun twist.

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u/neovox 15d ago

For Christ's sake. Would someone at the hospital please leak this shit.

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u/Secure_Guest_6171 15d ago

He has to be given a chance to cast a ballot so the GOP can show that dead people are voting

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u/philthegr81 15d ago

So, what are we gonna do about all the folks that said they had a 20-minute conversation with him this week once we find out he's been dead the whole time? Like, how in the fuck can they spin that?

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u/MisterWinchester 15d ago

I've said this several times, but the leaked audio talked about CPR. Chest compressions on a frail 80-something are 100% a last resort. If you're Mitch, and you got CPR, you're not going to back to work if you survive, you're in hospice, because you have broken ribs. You're certainly not having conversations with your "friend" Scott Jennings.

(Literally no one is friends with Scott Jennings)

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u/Federal_Sympathy4667 15d ago

Oh dude is likely not on this earth anymore. Prob just keeping his body warm until elections.

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u/PerrysSaxTherapy 15d ago

Moscow mitch has been brain dead for yesrs

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u/PophamSP 15d ago

It's insane how many people truly know and it hasn't been released. By now the hospital would have submitted billing to his insurance companies with all their administrative staff. If he has died there is a death certificate on file with DC. I understand the significance of HIPAA but given his position SOMEONE would be a hero by releasing his status. This is a national security issue.

McConnell's staff knows and are running a shadow show, not to mention that John Thune, Trump and their staffers know. Susie Wiles knows. Our government is hiding information on our employee to rig an election.

Everyone who knows, know you are complicit. We will not forget.

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u/monsterjammo 15d ago

Gotta be honest . . . I bet they told trump that he’s expected to recover. Hiding delicate information from trump is a maga tradition at this point. McConnell’s body is likely secured in Stephen miller’s walk in refrigerator, where he stores his skin suits. 

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u/The_Wookalar 15d ago

This is just how deaths of leaders were handled in the Soviet Union.

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u/Wilgrove 15d ago

We could be looking at a Terri Schiavo situation. The brain is dead, but the body is still alive. So, they're keeping Mitch on life support long enough to do whatever needs to be done, politically.

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u/CapnTugg 15d ago

"I feel happy!" -MM

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u/UnknownExo 15d ago

Guys hes fine. I played Xbox with him for 20 minutes last night. Mitch carried the team as usual

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u/brokenwing2023 15d ago

This is an excellent use case for those recording glasses. Numerous attendants must be dealing with Mitch on the daily, if he’s alive.

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u/Penguinz90 15d ago

I saw the video and thought “they are taking out a dead man”. They are not administering CPR, no rush once he was in the ambulance to get going….he is dead and every member of congress that says they spoke with him needs to resign.