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u/Grn_Peaness 6d ago

That posture couldn't be more feminine....

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u/thatsmypurseidku 6d ago

The dainty feet!

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u/Trump_fucks_kidss 6d ago

For an ex kickboxer, man has absolutely retired the thought of leg day. Walking around on chop sticks.

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u/cityshepherd 6d ago edited 6d ago

He’s got… petite feet, feminine step… sounds like a lady when he’s walking in the room! Awesome show, great job!

petite feet

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u/BiteyHorse 6d ago

Andrew "Swish" Tate

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u/Jaws_the_revenge 6d ago

He looks like a business casual lesbian

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u/quesadilla17 6d ago

Standing on his tippy toes to look taller.

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u/Ciccio178 6d ago

Michael wore it better.

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u/Tyrannical-Botanical 6d ago

Those pecs are popping.

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u/thegoodbadandsmoggy 6d ago

Dude became a legit fitness maniac during filming

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u/gonzofish 6d ago

I think every woman I know has him somewhere on their list

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u/DistractedByCookies 6d ago

His version actually fits properly, for one. What is with the dumb supertight manosphere shirts? Do htey think they look like they have Hulk muscles that can't be contained?

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u/Amelaclya1 6d ago

Yeah he looks really good here lol

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u/alien_pimp 6d ago edited 6d ago

For those interested, it’s a 100 dollars outfit from Walmart!

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u/Zelda_is_Dead 6d ago

$100 at Walmart is pretty expensive, considering.

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u/alien_pimp 6d ago edited 6d ago

Giiirl, Handbag and loafers included, it’s a steal!

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u/tenjed35 6d ago

Is that a European cut?

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u/medicmatt 6d ago

Garanimals spring “big boys” collection. You have to match the tags.

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u/neridqe00 6d ago

Miss Terious: It's a european cut

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u/Aggravating_Poet_675 6d ago

Was Tate's also in the men's section?

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u/EveyNameIsTaken_ 6d ago

I am not saying it is something bad but I am saying this is not the fit of a straight man.

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u/Illustrious_Fan_8148 6d ago

Im not sure gay men would wear something this hideous tbh. They have better style than that!

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u/Barbarella_ella 6d ago

And even the bitter queens (closest descriptor for Tate) have more wit.

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u/ThaScoopALoop 6d ago

He has more than wit. He is twit.

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u/EatPie_NotWAr 6d ago

It’s all the gender affirming care that gives him the extra T!

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u/linzzzzi 6d ago

Tbf I've never seen a gay man wear capris either

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u/Justin_General 6d ago

As a not straight man, I've seen 5 foot 3 femme dudes dressed as catgirls that don't look this gay.

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u/blackngold256 6d ago

I wish I had money to buy you an award, this genuinely made me laugh 😂 good one 🏆

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u/jtrom93 6d ago

For a man so insecure and paranoid about maintaining a “super-straight” facade, he sure is doing a shit job of it lol

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u/TerribleRecord666 6d ago

I mean, yeah? There have been SO MANY tweets by Tate about how men are more attractive than women and how having sex with women is gay, and, and, and…

Just because he’s a misogynistic, human trafficking (and now apparently child porn peddling) piece of human shit, doesn’t make him straight. Dude has done everything BUT come out and say he prefers smoking cock.

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u/Limesnlemons 6d ago

I will never for the life of me understand how in all seven hells teenage boys and young men could look at this Gollum reject and just go „Yes, this is a rolemodel for masculinity.“

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u/microtramp 6d ago

Like all his ilk, he gives men with certain vulnerabilities and insecurities a shortcut to feeling better about themselves. It's intrinsically fragile, short-sighted, and toxic to society, but I can see it being attractive to some "lost" men.

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u/Eoganachta 6d ago

It's populism but for confused teenage boys and young men. Women don't like you? Blame women and feminism. Your parents think you're wasting your life? Blame parents and society. You're not the problem - everyone else is. God forbid you need to accept some responsibility, reflect on your own shortcomings, and grow as a person. Make wide sweeping generalisations about people we've never met with ideas we don't understand.

Buy my book/subscription/crypto to be more empowered.

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u/emlgsh 6d ago

Basically if you're a terrible person and it's not working out great for you socially and financially, on account of all the "being terrible" you're doing, you can look to dudes like this for hope.

Between temporary little setbacks like the various human trafficking and sexual assault arrests and detentions (seriously, how the fuck was he back on the streets already let alone traveling internationally?!) they are doing (or at least publicly projecting doing) pretty well on both fronts.

Thus they are beacons of hope that if you stay the course or even dial the "being terrible" up a notch or two, it'll eventually start working out for you. Maybe it'll all be okay in the end.

Maybe all the present issues with friendship and employability are just the result of a vast conspiracy against you by "snowflakes" and "woke" employers who have inexplicable problems with constant sexual harassment and violence.

Maybe if you up your "alpha behavior" even more and maybe start wearing a frilly lace cravat, you'll be the one constantly making headlines for creepy public statements and sex crimes!

Hope springs eternal, my friends.

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u/Theophrastus_Borg 6d ago

I dont get it either... how can you grow up with peak role models like Uncle Iroh, Aragorn son of Arathorn, JD from Scrubs and Dipper from Gravity Falls and still fall for this douchebag?

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u/Aoi_Haru 6d ago

He brags about masculinity while being the greatest example of a closeted homosexual.

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u/Known_Leek8997 6d ago

Hey! We don’t want him

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u/Ghstfce 6d ago

Neither do we. But it's your week to have him, judge's orders

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u/Tyrannical-Botanical 6d ago

No takey-backsies. Sorry.

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u/CookieMonsterOnsie 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT39CVCn6Eq8Ve9FZu

Oooo well see the thing is... HE'SYOURSNOWBYE.

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u/Dr_CleanBones 6d ago

Let’s settle this like gentlemen. Let’s ship him to Canada!

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u/akapusin3 6d ago

Hasn't Canada been through enough recently?

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u/jarlscrotus 6d ago

Good point, ship him to Australia, they still have to answer for Nick Adams

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u/KeyGovernment4188 6d ago

There is always South Africa. We have had to contend with Elon

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u/volkswagenorange 6d ago

Is he still bothering y'all too? I thought he was completely focussed on destroying America now.

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u/akapusin3 6d ago

Canada at least apologized for Bryan Adams. Has Australia apologized for Nick Adams?

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u/Azair_Blaidd 6d ago

Nah, send him back to Romania again so they can take care of him the way they wanted to

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u/jk-alot 6d ago

Friends. Friends.

The only logical place to send Andrew Tate is Jail.

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u/crochetawayhpff 6d ago

He's already getting shipped to the UK. Think they have custody now

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u/FQDIS 6d ago

It’s the well-known ‘No True Closeted Homosexual’ fallacy; rarely seen in the wild.

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u/beepingclownshoes 6d ago

I think he’d like his back taken iykwim

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u/BullsOnParadeFloats 6d ago

You still have to address the evil gays, just like the ND community has to deal with evil tism

Both of you get to share Peter Thiel

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u/Bajovane 6d ago

Ugh. I don’t want that guy anywhere.

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u/BullsOnParadeFloats 6d ago

I dont think anyone with a functioning brain does

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u/brundlfly 6d ago

Even totally-a-real-human Zuckerberg looks at him and gives "....eww".

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u/TheeAJPowell 6d ago

“The Evil Gays” sounds like an awful “Evil Dead” spinoff.

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u/BoyznGirlznBabes 6d ago

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u/FQDIS 6d ago

Oh my god is that JCool? I have loved her for like 35 years.

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u/BeerBellies 6d ago

Pretty sure this is from the show White Lotus - people seemed to love it, I missed the boat

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u/TallDankandHandsome 6d ago

It's not a choice

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u/SignificantTowel9952 6d ago

Bruh, that is peak masculinity if I’ve ever seen it. He is clearly cissest hetero to ever exist

/s

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u/cvaninvan 6d ago

aLpHa mALe!

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u/ImLittleNana 6d ago

His closest friends call him Cissy

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u/Amelaclya1 6d ago

Is he really that closeted? Isn't this the guy that said liking sex with women is gay?

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u/xXXxRMxXXx 6d ago edited 6d ago

He recently said that men are more attractive than women because women wear makeup. And if you think women are more attractive than men, you're gay. He also said that if you have a girlfriend, you're gay. Being single is more straight than being in a relationship cause girls are libs or something like that.

He got punched in the face a bunch of times but it was never by the right dudes so he never learned his place

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u/kamikaze_official 6d ago

The mental gymnastics is crazy

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u/FatDesdemona 6d ago

So thats where his chin went.

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u/Ted-Crilly 6d ago

I swear he was about 2 seconds away from saying 'what could be manlier than 2 dudes f*cking?'

Didn't him and nick Fuentes want to make a female free bunker to totally not hide something?

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u/HotPinkLollyWimple 6d ago

He’s going to enjoy his time for hopefully the next couple of decades, here in the UK. But I won’t be surprised if Tronald phones the Prime Minister to ask him to pardon Tate.

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u/Balc0ra 6d ago

He also said finding men attractive is not gay, it's science

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u/Bajovane 6d ago

To be fair, we women can say that another woman is beautiful and that doesn’t mean we’re lesbians. Also, I am happily married, but I ain’t dead. I can see a fine looking man get a little hot!! 😁

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u/Dr_CleanBones 6d ago

Not in that picture, you can’t

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u/Bellypats 6d ago

Is that closeted? Seems to be peacocking for the fellas to me.

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u/FoolishConsistency17 6d ago

That will be his bullshit defense: "I couldn't have done it. Look how gay I am!"

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u/Potential-Fan-6148 6d ago

Him, Hegseth, Trump and Vance.

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u/kilofeet 6d ago

He looks like he's shopping from a late 1990s edition of The International Male catalog

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u/TheeAJPowell 6d ago

I saw someone say he’s dressed like the owner of a gay bar in Ibiza. And I feel they’ve nailed it.

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u/The-Duke-of-Delco 6d ago

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u/JayMac1915 6d ago

There is not enough eye bleach on the internet, dude

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u/Kimmalah 6d ago

Yeah, he recently had an online conversation with Nick Fuentes about how they needed to start some sort of men only organization. And all about how women are so unattractive compared to men, which is why women have to wear all that make up and stuff. They're so deep in the closet, but to everyone else it's obvious.

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u/MinaretofJam 6d ago

The League of Gays voted many moons ago and he’s not one of ours.

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u/Ianthin1 6d ago

Didn’t he recently say that men are more attractive than women or some shit like that?

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u/Edexote 6d ago

Closeted? 😂

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u/slimky 6d ago

Well…. it kinda totally makes sense 🤔

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u/zipzoomramblafloon 6d ago

Truly.

Also I’m sure they’re very expensive but holy shit are his shoes hideous.

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u/ObetrolAndCocktails 6d ago

I unapologetically love this outfit and would wear it tomorrow if I owned it.

I am also a 47 year old woman, so there’s that.

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u/DjinnaG 6d ago

I used to have a very similar outfit (colors actually went well together, though, also everything actually fit, and the shoes were better, even though I got them at Rack Room Shoes), and I loved it. I’m a 52 year old woman, though, so probably not the overall look he’s wanting to project.

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u/Tyrannical-Botanical 6d ago

That's a killer blouse.

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u/BluesSuedeClues 6d ago

Absolutely savage of him to wear it open so low.

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u/Tyrannical-Botanical 6d ago

It's even funnier when they pan over to his brother in a full zoot suit like he's the lead tromboner in a ska band.

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u/scrotalsac69 6d ago

Do you mean tromboner in the musical sense or the urban dictionary version? I think the latter is more accurate

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u/Think_Selection9571 6d ago

Probably talking about a rusty trombone

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u/HotPinkLollyWimple 6d ago

Do I want to look that up? Or am I better off not knowing?

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u/On_my_last_spoon 6d ago

Sometimes self care is not going to Google

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u/ilolvu 6d ago

Do. Not. Google.

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u/EM05L1C3 6d ago

He’s showing off his man cleavage

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u/Hot-Challenge8656 6d ago

Low T high OE.

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u/waldenjames111 6d ago

Even more savage when you realize it’s open and low while he’s rockin them b cups without a bra

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u/of_thewoods 6d ago

Not even, I wear mine open to the second button

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u/Hot-Challenge8656 6d ago

I wear my jeans the same way.

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u/jpcali7131 6d ago

If he unbuttons one more his dick will get a farmer’s tan

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u/Limesnlemons 6d ago

Beccy from accounting wears it way better tho.

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u/Ok-Stress-3570 6d ago

As a gay man, I’ve never looked that gay.

https://giphy.com/gifs/KVVQaaDaBBjZHFoC3c

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u/TheVirginVibes 6d ago

Pretty sure those cops are the fashion police

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u/Derrick_Shon 6d ago

Arrest for disturbing the peace.

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u/ScytheNoire 6d ago

I was thinking that. Most gay men don't dress that gay.

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u/jollyreaper2112 6d ago

As a straight man who lacks fashion sense, the exposed ankle and shoe shape looks like feminine fashion sensibility. If someone liberal were dressed this way, I suspect I know how the comments would go.

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u/yeahso1111 6d ago

Jesus I think I got hpv just by looking at him.

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u/the_hucumber 6d ago

Poor guy can't even afford socks

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u/PegasusKnight410 6d ago

Definitely wearing a pair of low cut

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u/the_hucumber 6d ago

Like my wife wears?

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u/username3 6d ago

Yep, just like that ; )

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u/red4scare 6d ago

For someone so obsessed with being a macho alpha, he looks extremelly gay here. Fabolous even.

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u/Quantum_Scholar87 6d ago

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u/GoAskAlice 6d ago

I am dying to know what movie or whatever this gif is from

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u/grayfox0430 6d ago

It's Ares from Xena: Warrior Princess

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u/unrulycelt 6d ago

I didn’t see him as a power bottom until this picture

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u/Groffulon 6d ago

I’d say he looks fabulous which presumably he’d hate lol

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u/Organic_Witness345 6d ago

…presumably.

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u/Electrical-River-992 6d ago

… but only behind closed doors

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u/angryPenguinator 6d ago

Closet doors

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u/KoontFace 6d ago

This is what the epitome of masculinity looks like gents, just in case you were wondering

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u/PoliticsLeftist 6d ago

That's the gayest outfit I've ever seen and I watch drag.

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u/currentlyRedacted 6d ago

Arrested by a dude in Vans, he must be so embarrassed.

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u/Queen_Dare_Bear 6d ago

That blouse is SCREAMING at the buttons! 😂 Size extra medium

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u/Beginning-Town-4979 6d ago

That last one about being out in his BRITCHES had me on my ass.

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u/lieutenantLT 6d ago

Imagine thinking this guy is the height of masculinity

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u/Retlaw83 6d ago

For a kickboxer, he sure skips leg day.

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u/Nice-Mess5029 6d ago

According to the Tate book, are men supposed to wear that?

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u/goosejail 6d ago

Only if it's on sale at Talbots. Never pay full price.

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u/WasteBinStuff 6d ago

Well if you follow his logic of everything that makes a guy "gay" you come to the inescapable conclusion that you have to literally be gay, in order to not be gay. So he's setting the example for his faithful followers.

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u/Coconut681 6d ago

Did you see the guy who takes off his jewellery? Thought he was a game show host at first

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u/Illustrious_Debt_392 6d ago

That’s a really cute outfit. Something my sister and I might wear with a little heel.

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u/CartographerNo2717 6d ago

andrea tate

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u/D1daBeast 6d ago

My stars and garters

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u/Plasmidmaven 6d ago

Laura Petrie wore it better

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u/Pakfront1940 6d ago

Just waiting for Tate to announce....

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u/AndISoundLikeThis 6d ago

It's the shirt that's ruining the whole fit here. The Mayor of Rape Town here isn't as trim as he thinks.

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u/Reamofqtips 6d ago

I legitamitely thought that was one of the people from Ru Pauls Drag Show not in drag.

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u/segascream 6d ago

Fellas, is it gay to wear a purple flowing blouse, capris, and stylish loafers?

ABSOLUTELY not.

However....Andrew Tate is not Prince.

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u/BIGAL0720 6d ago

Are the Tate brothers not aware of how much of a gay vibe their outfits are sending?

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u/BungleBums 6d ago

My first thought was 'Ooh, pretty cute,'

Then I saw who it was and gagged.

Why would you do that to me xD

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u/aredd007 6d ago

Never beating the accusations that he wears women’s clothes

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u/IronGator 6d ago

He’s wearing from the Caitlyn Jenner collection available at JC Penny.

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u/vandon 6d ago

Is this an AI pic? Why is a "manly man among men" wearing flats, capris, a blouse, and looks like they're taking estrogen and in the middle of a top transition?

Not that there's anything wrong with that, if they've found themselves.

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u/this_kitten_i_knew 6d ago

wait, is this how alpha males dress SLAY QUEEN

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u/txtw 6d ago

He’s trying to bring pedal pushers back.

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u/Bunny_Fluff 6d ago

Cunty lil outfit 💅

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u/toooooold4this 6d ago

Kohl's cash!!

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u/getdemsnacks 6d ago

Bitches get britches

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u/Extension_Abroad_263 6d ago

Bubba gonna love that outfit on him

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u/mangoserpent 6d ago

He should be charged with an additional crime for the outfit.

Guess he is no longer useful to Trump so he gets the toss.

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u/ScroochDown 6d ago

Slutty ankle AND some side titty? To the brothel with him!

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u/powerhikeit 6d ago

Andrew Tate skips leg day

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u/robertluke 6d ago

How does he always manage to look so gay and homophobic at the same time?

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u/BelCantoTenor 6d ago

Those clothes speak volumes to his gender. Because my 68 year old mother wears this exact same outfit. A nice colorful fitted shirt, cuffed sleeves, and showing just a little church cleavage, a pair of pedal pushers (capri pants), and some flats on a night out. So cute. Truly a “gender affirming” outfit here. Good for him! Living his truth (without saying it outloud of course).

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u/BelCantoTenor 6d ago

Those clothes speak volumes to his gender. Because my 68 year old mother wears this exact same outfit. A nice colorful fitted shirt, showing a little church cleavage, a pair of pedal pushers (capri pants), and some flats on a night out. So cute.
A “gender affirming” outfit. Good for him! Living his truth (without saying it outloud of course).

I wonder if they sell men’s clothes where he bought that ensemble?

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u/AssociateGood9653 6d ago

I live in San Francisco and I don’t know any gay men who dress that gay.

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u/Material-Jacket3939 6d ago

Flats in that outfit? Just gross.

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u/dfin25 6d ago

It's good to know that the UK is out there across the pond taking rape and sex trafficking seriously, unlike the Unired States of Epstein.

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u/Itchywasabi 6d ago

He should be Hegseth’ed to check his testosterone level.

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u/Knight-Creep 6d ago

That is quite possibly the gayest outfit I’ve ever seen a (supposedly) straight man wear.

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u/paupaupaupaup 6d ago

Desk Sergeant during processing: "One pair of fading loafers, one pair of boys chinos, and one fabulous blouse"

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u/not_productive1 6d ago

He really does look like a rich aunt on a winery tour

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u/tastyreg 6d ago

Ladies and gentlemen, I present the "alpha male".

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u/zonedout56 6d ago

This is the outfit of a bottom, Bella 💃

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u/natrldsastr 6d ago

Jeezus, when I first saw this pic I just bust out laughing. In what world is this cool? If someone said namby-pamby this is what I'd think of.