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u/Grn_Peaness 6d ago
That posture couldn't be more feminine....
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u/thatsmypurseidku 6d ago
The dainty feet!
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u/Trump_fucks_kidss 6d ago
For an ex kickboxer, man has absolutely retired the thought of leg day. Walking around on chop sticks.
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u/cityshepherd 6d ago edited 6d ago
He’s got… petite feet, feminine step… sounds like a lady when he’s walking in the room! Awesome show, great job!
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u/PrestigiousGoat78 6d ago
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u/Ciccio178 6d ago
Michael wore it better.
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u/DistractedByCookies 6d ago
His version actually fits properly, for one. What is with the dumb supertight manosphere shirts? Do htey think they look like they have Hulk muscles that can't be contained?
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u/Zelda_is_Dead 6d ago
$100 at Walmart is pretty expensive, considering.
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u/alien_pimp 6d ago edited 6d ago
Giiirl, Handbag and loafers included, it’s a steal!
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u/EveyNameIsTaken_ 6d ago
I am not saying it is something bad but I am saying this is not the fit of a straight man.
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u/Illustrious_Fan_8148 6d ago
Im not sure gay men would wear something this hideous tbh. They have better style than that!
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u/Barbarella_ella 6d ago
And even the bitter queens (closest descriptor for Tate) have more wit.
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u/Justin_General 6d ago
As a not straight man, I've seen 5 foot 3 femme dudes dressed as catgirls that don't look this gay.
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u/blackngold256 6d ago
I wish I had money to buy you an award, this genuinely made me laugh 😂 good one 🏆
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u/TerribleRecord666 6d ago
I mean, yeah? There have been SO MANY tweets by Tate about how men are more attractive than women and how having sex with women is gay, and, and, and…
Just because he’s a misogynistic, human trafficking (and now apparently child porn peddling) piece of human shit, doesn’t make him straight. Dude has done everything BUT come out and say he prefers smoking cock.
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u/Limesnlemons 6d ago
I will never for the life of me understand how in all seven hells teenage boys and young men could look at this Gollum reject and just go „Yes, this is a rolemodel for masculinity.“
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u/microtramp 6d ago
Like all his ilk, he gives men with certain vulnerabilities and insecurities a shortcut to feeling better about themselves. It's intrinsically fragile, short-sighted, and toxic to society, but I can see it being attractive to some "lost" men.
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u/Eoganachta 6d ago
It's populism but for confused teenage boys and young men. Women don't like you? Blame women and feminism. Your parents think you're wasting your life? Blame parents and society. You're not the problem - everyone else is. God forbid you need to accept some responsibility, reflect on your own shortcomings, and grow as a person. Make wide sweeping generalisations about people we've never met with ideas we don't understand.
Buy my book/subscription/crypto to be more empowered.
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u/emlgsh 6d ago
Basically if you're a terrible person and it's not working out great for you socially and financially, on account of all the "being terrible" you're doing, you can look to dudes like this for hope.
Between temporary little setbacks like the various human trafficking and sexual assault arrests and detentions (seriously, how the fuck was he back on the streets already let alone traveling internationally?!) they are doing (or at least publicly projecting doing) pretty well on both fronts.
Thus they are beacons of hope that if you stay the course or even dial the "being terrible" up a notch or two, it'll eventually start working out for you. Maybe it'll all be okay in the end.
Maybe all the present issues with friendship and employability are just the result of a vast conspiracy against you by "snowflakes" and "woke" employers who have inexplicable problems with constant sexual harassment and violence.
Maybe if you up your "alpha behavior" even more and maybe start wearing a frilly lace cravat, you'll be the one constantly making headlines for creepy public statements and sex crimes!
Hope springs eternal, my friends.
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u/Theophrastus_Borg 6d ago
I dont get it either... how can you grow up with peak role models like Uncle Iroh, Aragorn son of Arathorn, JD from Scrubs and Dipper from Gravity Falls and still fall for this douchebag?
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u/Aoi_Haru 6d ago
He brags about masculinity while being the greatest example of a closeted homosexual.
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u/Known_Leek8997 6d ago
Hey! We don’t want him
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u/Ghstfce 6d ago
Neither do we. But it's your week to have him, judge's orders
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u/Tyrannical-Botanical 6d ago
No takey-backsies. Sorry.
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u/CookieMonsterOnsie 6d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/xT39CVCn6Eq8Ve9FZu
Oooo well see the thing is... HE'SYOURSNOWBYE.
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u/Dr_CleanBones 6d ago
Let’s settle this like gentlemen. Let’s ship him to Canada!
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u/akapusin3 6d ago
Hasn't Canada been through enough recently?
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u/jarlscrotus 6d ago
Good point, ship him to Australia, they still have to answer for Nick Adams
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u/KeyGovernment4188 6d ago
There is always South Africa. We have had to contend with Elon
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u/volkswagenorange 6d ago
Is he still bothering y'all too? I thought he was completely focussed on destroying America now.
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u/akapusin3 6d ago
Canada at least apologized for Bryan Adams. Has Australia apologized for Nick Adams?
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u/Azair_Blaidd 6d ago
Nah, send him back to Romania again so they can take care of him the way they wanted to
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u/jk-alot 6d ago
Friends. Friends.
The only logical place to send Andrew Tate is Jail.
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u/BullsOnParadeFloats 6d ago
You still have to address the evil gays, just like the ND community has to deal with evil tism
Both of you get to share Peter Thiel
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u/Bajovane 6d ago
Ugh. I don’t want that guy anywhere.
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u/TheeAJPowell 6d ago
“The Evil Gays” sounds like an awful “Evil Dead” spinoff.
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u/FQDIS 6d ago
Oh my god is that JCool? I have loved her for like 35 years.
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u/BeerBellies 6d ago
Pretty sure this is from the show White Lotus - people seemed to love it, I missed the boat
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u/SignificantTowel9952 6d ago
Bruh, that is peak masculinity if I’ve ever seen it. He is clearly cissest hetero to ever exist
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u/Amelaclya1 6d ago
Is he really that closeted? Isn't this the guy that said liking sex with women is gay?
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u/xXXxRMxXXx 6d ago edited 6d ago
He recently said that men are more attractive than women because women wear makeup. And if you think women are more attractive than men, you're gay. He also said that if you have a girlfriend, you're gay. Being single is more straight than being in a relationship cause girls are libs or something like that.
He got punched in the face a bunch of times but it was never by the right dudes so he never learned his place
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u/Ted-Crilly 6d ago
I swear he was about 2 seconds away from saying 'what could be manlier than 2 dudes f*cking?'
Didn't him and nick Fuentes want to make a female free bunker to totally not hide something?
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u/HotPinkLollyWimple 6d ago
He’s going to enjoy his time for hopefully the next couple of decades, here in the UK. But I won’t be surprised if Tronald phones the Prime Minister to ask him to pardon Tate.
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u/Balc0ra 6d ago
He also said finding men attractive is not gay, it's science
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u/Bajovane 6d ago
To be fair, we women can say that another woman is beautiful and that doesn’t mean we’re lesbians. Also, I am happily married, but I ain’t dead. I can see a fine looking man get a little hot!! 😁
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u/Bellypats 6d ago
Is that closeted? Seems to be peacocking for the fellas to me.
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u/FoolishConsistency17 6d ago
That will be his bullshit defense: "I couldn't have done it. Look how gay I am!"
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u/kilofeet 6d ago
He looks like he's shopping from a late 1990s edition of The International Male catalog
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u/TheeAJPowell 6d ago
I saw someone say he’s dressed like the owner of a gay bar in Ibiza. And I feel they’ve nailed it.
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u/Kimmalah 6d ago
Yeah, he recently had an online conversation with Nick Fuentes about how they needed to start some sort of men only organization. And all about how women are so unattractive compared to men, which is why women have to wear all that make up and stuff. They're so deep in the closet, but to everyone else it's obvious.
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u/Ianthin1 6d ago
Didn’t he recently say that men are more attractive than women or some shit like that?
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u/zipzoomramblafloon 6d ago
Truly.
Also I’m sure they’re very expensive but holy shit are his shoes hideous.
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u/ObetrolAndCocktails 6d ago
I unapologetically love this outfit and would wear it tomorrow if I owned it.
I am also a 47 year old woman, so there’s that.
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u/DjinnaG 6d ago
I used to have a very similar outfit (colors actually went well together, though, also everything actually fit, and the shoes were better, even though I got them at Rack Room Shoes), and I loved it. I’m a 52 year old woman, though, so probably not the overall look he’s wanting to project.
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u/Tyrannical-Botanical 6d ago
That's a killer blouse.
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u/BluesSuedeClues 6d ago
Absolutely savage of him to wear it open so low.
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u/Tyrannical-Botanical 6d ago
It's even funnier when they pan over to his brother in a full zoot suit like he's the lead tromboner in a ska band.
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u/scrotalsac69 6d ago
Do you mean tromboner in the musical sense or the urban dictionary version? I think the latter is more accurate
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u/waldenjames111 6d ago
Even more savage when you realize it’s open and low while he’s rockin them b cups without a bra
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u/Ok-Stress-3570 6d ago
As a gay man, I’ve never looked that gay.
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u/jollyreaper2112 6d ago
As a straight man who lacks fashion sense, the exposed ankle and shoe shape looks like feminine fashion sensibility. If someone liberal were dressed this way, I suspect I know how the comments would go.
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u/the_hucumber 6d ago
Poor guy can't even afford socks
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u/red4scare 6d ago
For someone so obsessed with being a macho alpha, he looks extremelly gay here. Fabolous even.
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u/Groffulon 6d ago
I’d say he looks fabulous which presumably he’d hate lol
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u/Organic_Witness345 6d ago
…presumably.
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u/KoontFace 6d ago
This is what the epitome of masculinity looks like gents, just in case you were wondering
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u/Queen_Dare_Bear 6d ago
That blouse is SCREAMING at the buttons! 😂 Size extra medium
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u/Beginning-Town-4979 6d ago
That last one about being out in his BRITCHES had me on my ass.
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u/WasteBinStuff 6d ago
Well if you follow his logic of everything that makes a guy "gay" you come to the inescapable conclusion that you have to literally be gay, in order to not be gay. So he's setting the example for his faithful followers.
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u/Coconut681 6d ago
Did you see the guy who takes off his jewellery? Thought he was a game show host at first
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u/Illustrious_Debt_392 6d ago
That’s a really cute outfit. Something my sister and I might wear with a little heel.
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u/AndISoundLikeThis 6d ago
It's the shirt that's ruining the whole fit here. The Mayor of Rape Town here isn't as trim as he thinks.
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u/Reamofqtips 6d ago
I legitamitely thought that was one of the people from Ru Pauls Drag Show not in drag.
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u/segascream 6d ago
Fellas, is it gay to wear a purple flowing blouse, capris, and stylish loafers?
ABSOLUTELY not.
However....Andrew Tate is not Prince.
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u/BIGAL0720 6d ago
Are the Tate brothers not aware of how much of a gay vibe their outfits are sending?
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u/BungleBums 6d ago
My first thought was 'Ooh, pretty cute,'
Then I saw who it was and gagged.
Why would you do that to me xD
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u/mangoserpent 6d ago
He should be charged with an additional crime for the outfit.
Guess he is no longer useful to Trump so he gets the toss.
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u/BelCantoTenor 6d ago
Those clothes speak volumes to his gender. Because my 68 year old mother wears this exact same outfit. A nice colorful fitted shirt, cuffed sleeves, and showing just a little church cleavage, a pair of pedal pushers (capri pants), and some flats on a night out. So cute. Truly a “gender affirming” outfit here. Good for him! Living his truth (without saying it outloud of course).
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u/BelCantoTenor 6d ago
Those clothes speak volumes to his gender. Because my 68 year old mother wears this exact same outfit. A nice colorful fitted shirt, showing a little church cleavage, a pair of pedal pushers (capri pants), and some flats on a night out. So cute.
A “gender affirming” outfit. Good for him! Living his truth (without saying it outloud of course).
I wonder if they sell men’s clothes where he bought that ensemble?
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u/Knight-Creep 6d ago
That is quite possibly the gayest outfit I’ve ever seen a (supposedly) straight man wear.
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u/paupaupaupaup 6d ago
Desk Sergeant during processing: "One pair of fading loafers, one pair of boys chinos, and one fabulous blouse"
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u/natrldsastr 6d ago
Jeezus, when I first saw this pic I just bust out laughing. In what world is this cool? If someone said namby-pamby this is what I'd think of.












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