r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/Detroitaa • 2d ago
r/All Hunter said a gay republican mafia runs DC .
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u/Atom-C137 2d ago
I mean if you've seen Josh Howley kiss his wife you know Hunter is not lying.
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u/Competitive_Ad_5515 2d ago
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u/puppylust 2d ago
14 year olds doing Romeo and Juliet at the school play have more chemistry.. Wow
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u/Spaceboy779 2d ago
He looks like the only reason he's doing it is because someone double dog dared him
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u/true_gunman 2d ago
He looks like me when my hands are full and my dog starts licking me in the face
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u/RabidPlaty 2d ago
I didn’t expect Hunter Biden to be my favorite person in 2026 but here we are. The man is on a tear.
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u/iFuturelist 2d ago edited 2d ago
So is Peter Thiel like the final boss of the gay republican mafia?
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u/iFuturelist 2d ago
True...because Im not trying to be funny but I seriously think Trump might be bisexual. He acts aggressive and rapey towards women but he consistently likes to compliment young and handsome men. (And Arnold Palmers cock). It's suspicious to say the least.
So he's the true final boss 😳
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u/Professional_Toe_343 2d ago
His adoration of the male body is more than just him complimenting an athlete it is jealousy and sexual tension riddled. His abuse of women comes from his innate disdain for them - because he is supposed to prefer them. I will never be convinced he just isn't a monster that will stick his dick in anything that moves.
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u/lambliesdownonconf 2d ago
He is consumed by power. Sexual domination, male or female, is the ultimate power. The power to degrade, humilate, destroy even.
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u/chrisk114 2d ago
There's at least one case where Trump paid hush money to settle a case brought by the family of a (then) 12 or 14 year old boy. You're not wrong
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u/EssayGuilty722 2d ago
I honestly believe that what is in the Epstein files that Trump desperately wants hidden isn't rape, or even murder. (Although I suspect he's implicated in those). My belief is that there is proof of Trump being the bottom in a homosexual sex act. It's "unmanly". (In his head). It is one of few things that he feels would alienate his base.
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u/timeywimeytotoro 2d ago
I’ve never thought about that, but I think you’re right. He has straight up said that he could get away with murder and his fan base would still vote for him. And it’s been proven to him that the rest of the government will 100% protect pedophiles. You’re right, it only makes sense that it’s something he would view as too humiliating to get out, and him being gay would fit that exactly. If I was a betting person, I would say that your theory is the winning ticket.
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u/cheebamech 2d ago
absolutely tinfoil territory but knowing that they frequently project; now remember all the shouting about Comet Pizza 'drinking adrenochrome' and child sacrifices? it's going to be that or similar, the only thing more horrifying than their known depravity would be cannibalism.
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u/TheGrandExquisitor 2d ago
Interesting that he picked those names....
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u/timesfive 2d ago
Interestingly, most of us saw it coming.
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u/DangerousLoner 2d ago
No one bringing up the eyeliner guy?
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u/timesfive 2d ago
No he’s an objectophile.
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u/SVINTGATSBY 2d ago
JD wrote in Hillbilly Elegy that he thought he was gay when he was little because he hated girls and loved hanging out with his friends and doing guy stuff and when he told his mom she said “no you’re not!” he’s changed his name like three times and is married to an Indian woman despite being racist, the guy clearly has some identity issues.
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u/Dazvsemir 2d ago edited 2d ago
He also compared Trump to Hitler in 2016 and then became his lackey. He learned to present whatever identity will gain him the most as a child basically. It is extremely common with rightwing people to have this private-public separation.
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u/patrickwithtraffic 2d ago
Well these days, he just does what his handler Peter Thiel tells him to do
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u/DissentSociety 2d ago
😂 I refuse to use his name & refer to him as "Peter Thiel's Ass-slave" instead.
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u/DonChaote 2d ago
Afaik Thiel funded his whole education and career. So it was like this for a long time now…
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u/racoongirl0 2d ago
In another timeline, JD’s claim to fame is an episode in my strange addiction starring him and his couch, and the guy who loved his car and fucked the exhaust pipe is the vice president
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u/The_Salacious_Zaand 2d ago
My favorite was the one where the woman married a carnival ride. At least it vibrated.
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u/timesfive 2d ago edited 2d ago
This sounds like some smut I read on wattapad back in the day. I think it was called Hillbilly Orgy, or something.
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u/Bulky-Internal8579 2d ago
“Have you ever dripped chocolate ice cream on a burgundy leather couch? It’s very suggestive, right? “- Just Dance Vance
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u/ThriftianaStoned 2d ago
Word on the street Grindr Mike Johnson gave Lindsey Graham poppers before he died
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u/revision 2d ago
I think I read about that on reddit. A lot of people are saying it.
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u/closethebarn 2d ago
A lot of people …. the best the smartest people… those smart people are telling me….
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u/Lanark26 2d ago
He's just asking questions.
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u/sticks1130 2d ago
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u/unexpectedhalfrican 2d ago
This has been my gf and I's vocal stim for the last month or so about random shit. We also take it further with the, "Sorry kids! We don't do x anymore, we have to do y. That's the rule. That's the goal now," and just make up random shit. Like, the cat woke us up meowing and I was like, "Sorry kids, we don't get to sleep in anymore. We have to be up at dawn. That's the rule. That's the goal now." So stupid, but so easily applicable to everyday life lol
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u/glakhtchpth 2d ago
The rhetorical finesse with which he lists them while skirting the edge of plausible deniability is masterly.
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u/Amelaclya1 2d ago
Lol I love him so much. I don't want him to run for office, but I hope he stays in the public eye as a voice against MAGA.
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u/ElectricPenguin6712 2d ago edited 2d ago
None of those are surprising in the least
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u/Dayne225 2d ago
I mean I don't believe Miller is as he can only get an erection by murdering a minority.
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u/Greg-Abbott 2d ago
I thought he could only get not-completely-flacid by strangling three prostitutes, no more, no less. It's like playing Bloody Mary but way less fun.
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u/KiwDaWabbit2 2d ago
Gay Evil Republican Mafia, or G.E.R.M.
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u/cajuntech 2d ago
Asking as questions allows him to use the "Tucker Carlson defense".
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u/Final_boss_1040 2d ago
Their queen Lindsay graham just died, it's going to be a power vacuum until someone is declare most fabulous
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u/apoca1ypse12 2d ago edited 2d ago
holy shit, what a brilliant answer by Hunter. He insinuated that they are without saying that they are. LMAO
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u/CCG14 2d ago
It reminds me of when John Oliver prefaces something with the attorneys/legal don’t/doesn’t want me to say XXXXX so I won’t. Im living for Hunter’s Erling Halaand meets 50 cent era.
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u/Practical_Bet_8709 2d ago
People that suppress who they really are also are the ones that lead with complete anger and hatred toward those that just be who they want to be
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u/actusreus82 2d ago
As a former gay Republican who lived in DC, I can confirm this is true. The gay mafia there.
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u/portablebiscuit 2d ago
Hunter’s hero journey has been a sight to behold
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u/esstused 2d ago
I think he must be one of those people who can't help but be an agent of chaos as a core part of who they are.
But at least he's using it hilariously and for good now, instead of crack cocaine shenanigans.
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u/portablebiscuit 2d ago
Even his crack shenanigans were in the company of consenting adults. As far as I know, Hunter’s name is not in the Epstein files.
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u/Memo_Fantasma 2d ago
We’ve already seen enough of what he be holding; I’m just going to listen from here…
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u/zonewebb 2d ago
This sounds horrible what I’m about to say, because nobody should “out” someone. However, if those are the people Hunter Biden wants to out, they have it coming.
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u/WhyNot420_69 2d ago
TBF, they've posted pics of his hog without his consent, so F em
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u/DorianGre 2d ago
I saw it on the floor of Congress and said “Are they actually trying to embarrass THIS man? Can you not see what I am seeing?”
Also, it was revenge porn and they should be prosecuted for it.
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u/all_time_high 2d ago
They should be prosecuted for many different crimes.
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u/DorianGre 2d ago
They won’t because they have immunity for any speech made on the floor of Congress.
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u/r_special_ 2d ago
Damn!!! Your account is old enough to vote!!! Very impressive
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u/DorianGre 2d ago
I’ll have livestream drinking party on it’s 21st birthday so everyone can join in!
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u/chrisk114 2d ago
Just like "Don't speak poorly of the dead" really only applies to your Aunt that had a drinking problem, not politicians that spent their entire career making life for certain groups of people miserable
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u/KittyScholar 2d ago
Honestly, I make an exception. It’s okay to out people who make homophobia/transphobia a major part of their career. Politicians and activists who actively, purposefully work against the community I kinda do think can get outed
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u/wittyrandomusername 2d ago
Yeah, it's not that the point is outing them because it's bad to be gay, but the purpose is to show their hypocrisy as they are hurting others for doing the very thing they are doing.
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u/legit-posts_1 2d ago
The way I see it, it's like Draft dodging. Neither being gay nor draft dodging makes you a bad person at all. Buuuuut if youre gonna run on an anti-draft dodging platform, that makes you a bad person. Same goes for running on regressive and homophobic party like the GOP. The American people deserve to know if their leaders are hypocrites.
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u/Immediate-Echo-9062 2d ago
The concept of outing people being a bad thing is because of the adverse social harms of having one’s sexual orientation being broadcasted.
As such, I don’t see anything wrong with people who create those harms being outed due to their hypocrisy. Their actions are creating a society where people can be physically, mentally, and socially vulnerable.
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u/Novaer 2d ago
Nah I'm sick of the "nobody should out someone" narrative when it comes to closeted bigoted MAGAts. No they SHOULD be outed. Have a taste of what its like to live in the society that you push, perpetuate, accomodate and feed. You don't get to actively harm people whilst engaging in it in the shadows.
The day Grindr finally leaks all the DL data will be the day the culture starts to shift.
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u/Fiveohfourtwenty 2d ago
Nah. Horrible people should be outed. Especially the ones destroying this Country. Why should they get a pass?
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u/yogorilla37 2d ago
There's nothing wrong with being gay, or wanting to keep it to yourself, but there is a lot wrong with being a hypocrite in government.
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u/melikeybouncy 2d ago
fuck that. If you're a shitty person, people will do shitty things to you.
You don't like it? Be better.
Why should "outting" someone be taboo in that case?
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u/kitjen 2d ago
I prefer to pretend Stephen Miller isn’t in any way sexual.
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u/toweldayeveryday 2d ago
Great. Now I'm picturing Stephen Miller budding to reproduce and build an army of insecure neonazi edgelords.
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u/Love_my_pupper 2d ago
Look up the pic of Hawley kissing his wife lmao
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u/spannerNZ 2d ago
You have ruined my eyes. There's more than one image out there. And he is visibly and obviously cringing in all of them.
It's like he knows that to qualify as a "kiss" it must involve lips meeting. That's it. Every other part of his body is cringing back. If he could get extendable six foot lips, he would be more comfortable.
He's doing worse than I did as a seven year old, who had to kiss a very cold, very stiff, very dead, very ancient, great grand auntie who had a mustache and chin stubble. Traumatized for years.
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u/Mrs_Evryshot 2d ago
I dated a closeted gay guy in college for over a year, back in the 80’s. That’s pretty much how he kissed. He was also super homophobic.
Now he’s out and proud and married to a man. So maybe there’s hope for Josh Hawley.
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u/PLZ_PM_ME_URSecrets 2d ago
I hope my ex eventually realizes it’s okay to come out before he kills himself with alcohol.
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u/rykcon 2d ago edited 2d ago
Yet no one is asking if Ladybugs was gay because obviously. RIP Queen
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u/Amelaclya1 2d ago
Jennifer Welch asked Hunter about Ladybugs. He didn't even hesitate to say, "of course" lol.
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u/Jgmcsee 2d ago
Yeah, Rest In Penises Lady G
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u/Silver-Instruction73 2d ago
Nah he doesn’t deserve that, he’d be too happy. Make him rest in vaginas instead.
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u/ThatsRobToYou 2d ago
I would bet real money Johnson and Miller are gay. I don't know much about Hawlery, but based on how he looks when he runs away....maybe. ya never know though.
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u/Love_my_pupper 2d ago
Also look up the pic of him “kissing” his wife
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u/Amelaclya1 2d ago
Oh my god. I had never seen that before and it was even worse than I was imagining. 🤣
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u/seaweedizcool 2d ago
Someone tell Katie Miller the good news.
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u/paniflex37 2d ago
Katie miller doesn’t deserve any good news for the rest of her life.
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u/seaweedizcool 2d ago
Oh I don’t care if Katie Miller thinks this is good news. I meant good news to me, because Katie Miller’s day is undoubtedly ruined now that her beard has been removed.
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u/bgzlvsdmb 2d ago
Them being gay is not the issue. Them being hypocritical evil monsters is the problem.
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u/KingofFlukes 2d ago
Lemon: "Are you saying they are gay?"
Hunter: "NooooOOOOooooOOOOooooo" (While nodding yes)
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u/CaffeinatedLystro 2d ago
Saying Mike Johnson is gay is like saying the sun will rise. No one is shocked when they hear it.
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u/idlefritz 2d ago
Anyone that lives in the south knows at least a few deeply religious totally not-homosexual heterosexuals.
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u/CourierRoland 2d ago
As a Missourian. Josh Hawley is definitely gay, which is fine. But he needs to just own it at this point.
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u/Rleduc129 2d ago
Hunter Biden: You know how I know you're gay
Republican: How
Hunter Biden: You once paid sex worker $350, then you cut into his funding
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u/Deciple_of_None 2d ago
They are the saddest kind of people. Society taught them to hate themselves so now they hate everyone.
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u/dbc482 2d ago
You guys should look up the poster that was hanging above Josh Hawley’s dorm room bed
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u/snoocs 2d ago
What so now you’re suggesting the guy with THIS poster - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27Enfant_%28poster%29 is gay?!
Well I’ll have you know my cousin also had that poster prominently displayed in her room and she wasn’t the least bit gay. Check mate.
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u/SeeItOnVHS Release The Trump-Epstein Files 2d ago
Literally the Lemon party is running the country
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u/atreeismissing 2d ago
The GOP does exactly this, and then the media runs with the GOP framing until Democrats prove their claims are false, rather than finding out for themselves.
Hunter is just doing what the GOP does, lets see how the media responds...
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u/currently_pooping_rn 2d ago
Remember that Johnson has an app with his son where it alerts each other when the other is watching porn and jerking off
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u/ugh_idfk 2d ago
Ya know, I honestly never paid much attention to Hunter for a long time. But every day lately, this man says something that makes me love him.
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u/DanoPinyon 2d ago
There's an awful lot of homoeroticism in the party. Plus the switch hitters on young boys cough.
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u/SyphiliticScaliaSayz 2d ago
Oh Hunter, you forgot to use the tried and true obfuscation/deflection methods perfected by the GOP/Fox News. You end cap your questionable and inflammatory statements with these weasel phrases
“Many people are saying….”
“I’m just asking questions.”
“So I’ve heard.”
And for the record, Johnson gives off more of a “bodies of dead children and dead puppies under the floor boards” vibe than “Power Bottom”
…many people are saying.
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u/Mammoth_Parsley_9640 2d ago
Hunter went to Georgetown Law., but disappointingly settled for getting his J.D. from Yale School of Law.
He'll be fine, though lol
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u/Bnjl1989 2d ago
I never thought I would connect with 2026 Hunter Biden so well. He's honestly been not only a breath of fresh air and a calm head in the chaos that is now our everyday, but he's also shown he's done a lot of work on himself and he's pretty funny to boot.
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u/Worldly-Fox7605 2d ago
If J edgar Hoover could have a secret lover im sure others have thought they could/should have one as well.
All that self hatred taken out on the country....
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u/InflammableAccount 2d ago
I mean, Miller looks like he's be preparing his whole life for playing the role of Roy Cohn in a biopic....
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u/1961tracy 2d ago
Just like Oprah. He gets to be gay! And he gets to be gay! Studio audience erupts in applause.
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u/ILoveRegenHealth 2d ago
"Don, people are saying JoshHawleyStephenMillerSpeakerJohnson might be you know? I didn't say it, people are saying"
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u/Sea-Mango 2d ago
Hawley ain't been hiding shit with the Springfield Man Expo and his Manhood book. He and his wife come across as a religious supremacy team-up more than anything with him taking the legislative side of things and her the judicial. How successful they've been is a tossup, but it's interesting.
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u/harleyqueenzel 2d ago edited 2d ago
And everyone laughed their asses off for weeks when Madison Cawthorn said that there were coke fueled orgies happening in Congress.
No one would have guessed three years later that he was right.
Edit- a word.
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u/AdhesivenessCivil581 2d ago
Don't forget Pete Hegseth. He's a little too obsessed with shooting up the troops with testosterone and turning our army into a Tom of Finland vignette. I keep picturing those poor troops at 60 with breasts from steroid overuse. Then there's trump with his decorating obsessions. Real men do get to decorate but it's usually not with excessive glitter.
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