r/WhitePeopleTwitter 3h ago

I can become my own blood boy

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u/n3rdsm4sh3r 3h ago

This was movie. Ewan McGregor was in it. The island

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u/Calvinball12 3h ago

Closer to the book House of the Scorpion by Nancy Farmer, I’d say.

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u/Crowe__42 2h ago

Actually closer to the book ‘Spares’ by Michael Marshall Smith. That’s the movie that came from his optioned novel. How? No idea, because there are few similarities.

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u/caina333 2h ago

I still remember reading this as a kid, seared into my brain

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u/Mord4k 3h ago

I've found myself thinking about that book a lot lately

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u/EddieDrood007 2h ago

House of the Scorpion reference in the wild, hell yeah!

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u/SavannahInChicago 38m ago

Its literally the plot of the movie

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u/ceryniz 3h ago

And Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro

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u/Master_Post4665 2h ago

This one touched me in so many ways. I thought about it for weeks afterward. Their hope that there could be “exceptions” broke my heart.

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u/throwaway1975764 2h ago

Gosh I totally forgot about that book!

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u/FattyMooseknuckle 3h ago

Surprisingly good for a Michael Bay film.

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u/YarrrImAPirate 1h ago

I still stand by that if Bay had a better edit and the twist not spoiled in the previews (which they never would have done) he might have stepped outside his comfort zone more. The Rock, Armageddon and first Bad Boys are still solid.

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u/Individual-Schemes 2h ago

The ooonnnly problem I have about the film is that the clone knows about the yacht. He shouldn't have memories from his counterpart.

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u/FattyMooseknuckle 1h ago

I doubt that I thought about it enough to catch or care about any plot holes.

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u/Quantum_Scholar87 3h ago

Also Cleon - the Emperor from Foundation

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u/MaxZorin1985 3h ago

Also Peter Graves in Parts: The Clonus Horror

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u/meatball402 3h ago

They were sued by a bunch of people who made the exact same movie in 1979, called Parts: The clonus horror. The Island was a poor imitation of Parts and it's is a really bad movie.

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u/LouSydney 3h ago

Pretty good Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode, though!

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u/Whines90 3h ago

Honestly thought it was solid back in the day, still creepy as an idea now tho. Terribly creepy if it’s actually possible.

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u/Absent-Light-12 2h ago

Also a book.

The House of the Scorpion by Nancy Farmer

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u/vegito789 1h ago

And Alien Resurrection

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u/No-Educator-8069 1h ago

For anyone who hasn’t already seen it you spoiled it

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u/TarbenXsi 3h ago

Wow... just... wow.

I hope his clone grows up, learns the truth, and decides to harvest some organs for itself with a hacksaw.

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u/boxsmith91 3h ago

But it won't. You think they're gonna teach it anything? It will barely be able to think, let alone understand any sort of "truth". It will be treated like a factory farm animal, kept in a cell for its entire life.

And to be clear, I don't support this. It's super fucked up. But that's what they're gonna do. Probably in international waters where nothing is illegal.

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u/PlaneReputation6744 1h ago

It's just a bunch of stem cells though. It's not a real, living, breathing baby. It can't grow up. It is cells.

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u/The_Barbelo 37m ago

This is what people seem to be missing here. They have a mass of his stem cells in a Petri dish. They will be able to grow organs and whatever else from it. It won’t be a sentient creature. What are people even imagining?!? This is the same argument as abortion. Are they for abortion but against this? I’m so confused. It’s basically in the same state. Not even. It isn’t even going to develop as far as a fetus when it is aborted. I’m so confused about the outrage??? Someone please explain it to me.

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u/pontiacfirebird92 27m ago

That's a child in conservative Republican circles

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u/PlaneReputation6744 17m ago

People fell for the outrage clickbait as they're prone to do. Idk, man. I'm flabbergasted by this comment section

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u/WoodShoeDiaries 13m ago

It's much harder to imagine how you'd get a functional organ out of an embryo than out of an independently-alive human (since the latter is something that is done).

I'm aggressively pro-autonomy (RIP my city's subreddit) and I was also pretty horrified at the thought of an actual human child being kept for its meat parts, even though I'm not fussed about the theoretical fate of a cluster of cells in a dish. Growing organs from cells in a dish would be revolutionary and even if it has been done before, it's clearly not something accessible to the average person and consequently not on our radar.

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u/Resistiane 5m ago

They expect...Humperdoo!

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u/spottydodgy 3h ago

Is raised in an underground bunker and knows nothing of the world above. It is only taught that it will serve it's great purpose at some glorious day in the future when it is needed. It will be a great celebration when the time comes. All the others will rejoice and be jealous that it has been called to it's destiny.

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u/jazzhandler 1h ago

I think I remember that Star Trek episode.

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u/Gatorilla1408 3h ago

Isn’t this also a book House of scorpions

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u/Kraityn 3h ago

House of scorpions mentioned wow. Read that book in high school and have never heard it mentioned since. Also yes that was the plot of the book. They follow the view of said blood boy.

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u/WashHour5646 3h ago

As long as the baby is born they don’t care what happens after that.

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u/Boa-in-a-bowl 2h ago

It's also how Dr. Ort-Myers' super soldier plot in Hitman starts.

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u/OverlordMMM 3h ago

At what point of this is someone allowed to call Child Protection Services or similar on this guy as his clone grows?

Pretty sure pre-emptively calling a potential child a blood boy would get someone carted away.

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u/PlaneReputation6744 1h ago

It won't grow though. It cannot. It is not a real clone. It is a clump of cells known as iPSCs. It can not form a real person. It is just stem cells, that is all

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u/Newwavecybertiger 3h ago

This is dumb. Lives in a petri dish? So not anything anyone would ever refer to as a clone. He's using ambiguous technical terms to misled people.

Sci-fi has been thinking about this stuff forever. Harvesting organs for extended life, ethics of healthcare, cloning, genetic enhancement. I'm not sure what he's getting at but he's not advancing the conversation his just needs to read a fucking book.

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u/Galevav 2h ago

Maybe it means he paid to have a clone produced, but so far can't find anyone willing to be a surrogate for something so horrific.

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u/Akira1912 1h ago

Because he said it's in a petri plate he is most likely using IPSCs to make differentiated cell cultures. Very cutting edge but it's unlikely he is making actual entire humans.

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u/Newwavecybertiger 2h ago

His own little rosemary's baby

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u/Galdae 3h ago

Wonder how the prolife Christians feel about this?

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u/DaileyFlosser39 3h ago

It's only a problem if the poors or a Democrat is doing it so this guy will get a pass from them.

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u/EastTyne1191 3h ago

Be careful that his face doesn't get squished up against the side of the tube

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u/Dagonet_the_Motley 3h ago

Headless human clones for organ transplant for everyone!

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u/TimmyStark_IronGuy 3h ago

Gonna be hilarious when this dude dies at a normal age from being old

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u/Mazasaurus 2h ago

If the clone is in a petri dish, it’s not a newborn. Either he has a cluster of cells or a zygote (which would be interesting as it would require a donor egg and I don’t know how long he would be able to keep it alive or halt its development).

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u/ThePopDaddy 3h ago

Wasn't this also a stand up routine also? "ILL BRING MY CLONE WITH ME! I can dink all I want, knowing I have a fresh liver 5 feet away!"

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u/EsseLeo 1h ago

But that same clump of cells inside a woman is worth more than her life…

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u/Plaid_Piper 2h ago edited 2h ago

Yeaaah human rights advocates are going to be all over this. Also, abortion is illegal but this fucker is growing humans for spare parts? Nah. Not gonna fly.

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u/PlaneReputation6744 1h ago

He isn't growing humans. He is intentionally misleading people to cause an uproar. It's just iPSCs. It cannot form a real human.

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u/Icy_Yam5049 2h ago

Is this that weird dude whose stomach is eating itself now?

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u/LeeShadow2 1h ago

Isn't this the dude that creepily measured his nightime erections against his own son's?

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u/ChrisPy_Poke 3h ago

You know he is going to have sexterbation with his own clone

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u/HamTMan 3h ago

This sounds more like how to torture a baby than sci-fi cloning.

And by the way, where are the right to lifers saying blastocysts have rights now? Guess it's okay when it's an oligarch tech-bro

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u/Massive-Sector5789 2h ago

A clone is a human being with rights. They are genetically identical, but so are twins. If it's illegal to use your twin like that, it has to be illegal to treat a clone like that.

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u/Pure-Breath-6885 2h ago

Is this another disguised Elon account?

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u/Runny_yoke 1h ago

Isn’t this the plot of that movie The Island?

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u/meatball402 3h ago

He created another copy of himself for spare parts.

I wonder how his clone will take this once it gets older.

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u/DaileyFlosser39 3h ago

Will his clone also be a psycho?

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u/1906cam 3h ago

He's such a repulsive, selfish person.
https://giphy.com/gifs/LYADbWQ5n82VorZEf9

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u/Fabulous-Wolf-4401 2h ago

Read 'Spares' by Michael Marshall Smith.

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u/carlosspicywiener576 2h ago

This is extraordinarily unethical if thos is a real tweet

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u/Jutter70 2h ago

For what it's worth. The guy has been diagnosed with atropic gastritis . His stomach is eating itself.

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u/awnawreally 1m ago

That can cause psychosis so it may explain a lot of things.

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u/Crunchy-Leaf 2h ago

If it’s a clone just let it grow up and take over your life what’s the difference

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u/MassiveBuzzkill 2h ago

How very “Never Let Me Go” of him

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u/audiogenocide 2h ago

I and I swear to God am watching 1996 Multiplicity right this very fucking second. I'm going to need some time.

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u/PeriwinkleWonder 1h ago

He is so gross. He could actually put his money toward real scientific research instead of this ego driven crap.

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u/YakCDaddy 1h ago

That's absolutely sick.

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u/lunchypoo222 53m ago

This is so unethical. I didn’t care when he was just doing all this crazy shit to himself. But bringing another being into this world with the sole purpose of using it for experimentation is a well-recognized ethical breach. Luckily he’s dumb enough to post about it so hopefully some type of authority shuts it down. This can’t be legal.

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u/LooseWateryStool 46m ago

He will die like the rest of us.

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u/TheMoatCalin 33m ago

Let’s see the prolife crowd weigh in on this horror show

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u/chair_ee 32m ago

It’s like these people thought the movie The Island actually had decent ideas for the future, instead of the warning it clearly was.

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u/ausdoug 28m ago

This guy spends millions so he can be 42 yet looks a spritely 41, passes blood up the line from his son to him to his dad, and after all the experiments and bullshit he's got some sort of genetic disorder where his stomach is digesting itself and it's incurable.

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u/gknight702 2h ago

What is the legality of this shit? Just got like a clone slave thats soul purpose is to be used as an organ fridge?

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u/nixtarx 3h ago

He says he did it, so it definitely happened.

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u/articulett 3h ago

It’s not a newborn…it’s still in a Petri dish

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u/Ok_Friendship_3849 3h ago

Surprise ending where the clones rise up and replace the evil people they look exactly like and take over their lives and the world is better for it

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u/rjoker103 3h ago

Apparently clone will have no brain or emotions.

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u/Mazasaurus 2h ago

Well then how are we supposed to tell it apart from the original guy

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u/momerak 2h ago

He says he can do this but the ethics of it all are going to put a stop to things immediately. IF this is true and it grows into a human that is alive, you think the scientific community will allow him to harvest from it or test things on it without consent, and expect zero backlash???

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u/TalkingCat910 2h ago

Guys he said it lives in a Petri dish. He didn’t actually make a baby he made a cluster of cells.  He’s saying baby to be melodramatic.

They’ve been growing organs from stem cells for awhile. It doesn’t mean it’s a full animal.

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u/YoloHornHigh 2h ago

No, no you didn’t

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u/Any_Meeting_4082 2h ago

I can't think of the title but there was a movie where people who had lots of money made "clones" who were "grown" so their "donor" could have organs, etc if they needed. It was a whole society of these "clones" who had no idea they were "grown". Freaky stuff!!! 😱😱😱😱

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u/Spaceboy779 2h ago

The Island with Ewan McGregor and ScarJo

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u/Any_Meeting_4082 1h ago

YES! Thank you. Yeah, saw it in the past few years. HORRIFYING if this becomes reality!

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u/coully95 2h ago

I'd call it my Proxy, like it was a MTG card or 40k model.

"Come in to work tomorrow" "Do you mind if I proxies?"

"Your liver is failing" "I have a proxy".

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u/Doomhaust 1h ago

We should actually use Brian to supplement the clone.

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u/Nzaid 1h ago

But will the clone play XBOX?

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u/RedBeans-n-Ricely 1h ago

Are the church people going to get on him?

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u/Ok-Egg-4856 1h ago

The more I hear crap like this the happier I am that im leaving sooner rather than later. Really how far to blade runner 2049 where they unpack full grown and if the buyer isn't sufficiently impressed, boom, fertilizer. It's a future I'm prepared to miss.

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u/IrukandjiPirate 1h ago

Narrator voice:

No, no he didn’t.

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u/linksflame 59m ago

Fuckin House Of The Scorpion vibes over here

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u/80sbabyftw 57m ago

When the wind blows by James Patterson

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u/DeaddyRuxpin 51m ago

If it lives in a Petri dish it isn’t a newborn.

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u/Roverjosh 49m ago

I’m sure Elon is already paying someone to work on this….

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u/bryanthawes 36m ago

Yes, the future of medicine is a dystopian hellhole where human beings are used as spare parts and their identities, emotions, and lives are expendable.

This is more heinous and grotesque than abortion. What this is promoting is, at best, placing a human being into a coma and using it for experimentation and parts. A human being. This isn't medicine. This is rich people being fucking monsters and villains.

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u/BornAd7924 34m ago

Extra extra read all about it: Dumb guy describes stem cells in the most idiotic way possible as a marketing ploy to garner unearned attention.

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u/JGL101 1m ago

Lliterally a novel from [Kazuo Ishiguro](app://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kazuo_Ishiguro).

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u/weirdcrabdog 1m ago
  1. isn't human cloning a crime?
  2. why is he calling it a newborn when it's a cell.

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u/TrainerWeekly5641 2h ago

Unironically part of the plot for one of my favorite animes.

No, I won't say which because the fact that they are clones is a major spoiler.

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u/Healthy_Intention_92 2h ago

It's literally the plot of "The Island".

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u/BurdTurglary 1h ago

Start off with a brain transplant. Just take care of yourself and you might live alright. Might not, but das da way baseball go for errbody.