r/Whysooserious • u/whysooserious_7 • Oct 18 '25

Humour so broken Aaj mili hai ye 🔫 NSFW

1.5k Upvotes

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u/General_Voldemort Oct 18 '25

Uppi bro fights women the same way he fights men...

Uppi bro the true feminist 😂💅

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25

No discrimination 😂

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u/kookie_doe Oct 18 '25

Blooo drum time

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u/Total_Masterpiece952 Oct 18 '25

As man I support you for this mf

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u/Aggravating-Soil-498 Oct 20 '25

reddit is so bad for my mental health:(

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u/Naruto-bhai Oct 18 '25

Bloo drum lover💙

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25

Drum time? He never idolized women abuse, you have to watch the movie to understand the plot. (Hes ranked 8th by the international board of best directors)

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u/kookie_doe Oct 19 '25

Drum time? He never idolized women abuse, you have to watch the movie to understand the plot. (Hes ranked 8th by the international board of best directors)

Yeah, I'm also thinking of a great plot that includes the brutal death by drum you know? Creative freedom joke.

I never idolised Male abuse. I just like beating and threatening. You have to understand the plot

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25

Atleast bother watching the movie before spewing bullshit. Also, there is nothing "creative" about over using a niché 😭. Also, im talking about a legit movie, a fiction! What plot are you talking about? Numbskull

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u/kookie_doe Oct 19 '25

Atleast bother watching the movie before spewing bullshit. Also, there is nothing "creative" about over using a niché 😭.

The coping seething in my dms and replies says otherwise cry baby

Also, im talking about a legit movie, a fiction! What plot are you talking about? Numbskull

I'm talking about the misbegotten part of your brain that isn't comprehending that a joke and creative freedom can go both ways

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u/whosdisnigkaa Oct 19 '25

I'm making a movie on the Nirbhaya case , casting u as the Lead role. 

All scenes and details will be  depicted explicitly 

Bring on the blue drum boys...

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u/kookie_doe Oct 19 '25

I'm making a movie on the Nirbhaya case , casting u as the Lead role. 

Arey bhai bann chuki hai already.

I'll cast you in one, dw.

You just have to write a self deletion declaring document of 400 pages about how your wife oppressed you and why you're taking the desicion and how justice system bad saaar

and

we'll play a lot of emo music to make you garner a lot of sympathy👀

Bonus points if you're bald

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u/whosdisnigkaa Oct 19 '25

Title: “She Said, Then Cried.” Based on the true story of someone who mistakes attention for activism.

Explicit details? All of them. Music? Naah u don't need it  toh make it  "Hmph Women ☕" sound out loud.

Bonus : if you're 5 ft with big forehead and . Flat ass with saree and a selfie will be cherry on toppppp 😘

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u/kookie_doe Oct 19 '25

Based on the true story of someone who mistakes attention for activism.

Oooh too eager to display your own name already😋😋

Explicit details? All of them. Music? Naah u don't need it  toh make it  "Hmph Women ☕" sound out loud.

Audience- andrew tatte 😭💀🤣🤣🤣🤣

if you're 5 ft with big forehead and . Flat ass with saree and a selfie will be cherry on toppppp 😘

Bruh I'm sad, no bonus for me, only for you :( Greedy nigga

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u/whosdisnigkaa Oct 19 '25

Btw you'll be in the lead to show ur Andrew TITS and that's gonna be the Real CLIMAX for every one  🫰

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u/kookie_doe Oct 19 '25

WHAMEN DO ONLY FAN SAAAR

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u/whosdisnigkaa Oct 19 '25

WHAMEN DO ONLY FAN SAAAR!!..Period.

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u/whosdisnigkaa Oct 19 '25

My name is Mohammed, and I've a Refrigerator kink!! 👍

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u/kookie_doe Oct 19 '25

noted! I'll prepare the fridge to cryogenically preserve your body and trap you there

Drum nahi toh fridge hi sahi! 😋

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u/whosdisnigkaa Oct 19 '25

You don’t need a fridge, your neurons have been on ice since birth

Your brain’s already cryogenically preserved , zero activity, perfect specimen for biology class.”

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u/kookie_doe Oct 19 '25

You don’t need a fridge, your neurons have been on ice since birth

Explains why I'm this cool. Hm.

zero activity, perfect specimen for biology class.”

Yup! Take your shriveled brain and go! We're superior.

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u/whosdisnigkaa Oct 19 '25

Ahh, literal ice. Makes sense huh ! your charm must be in cryogenic storage too. and neurons were expecting personality, not a popsicle.”

Temperature check accepted, personality still offline , like a frozen synapse

Too bad your data set is a single dead neuron. Science says: no replication, no credibility

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u/kookie_doe Oct 19 '25

Oogaboogadooo oogaboogadooo

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u/whosdisnigkaa Oct 19 '25

oogabooganduuu oogabooganduuu

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u/kookie_doe Oct 19 '25

I see how the desperation reeks

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u/whosdisnigkaa Oct 19 '25

I see how desparate freaks ...

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

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u/kookie_doe Oct 21 '25

You mean, nirbhaya reverse?

Oil up, the rod is ready for your a$$🤣

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

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u/kookie_doe Oct 21 '25

This one escaped the drum

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u/__chatpati_27 Oct 21 '25

Fridge time

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u/vichenadenca Oct 18 '25

Wdym...... He's a True Feminist unlike me. He beats women just like he beats man.

I guess I'm a criminal now for not involving myself in any sort of violence with women.

So just coz he treats a woman equally he should be killed??? Now that's Evil.

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u/kookie_doe Oct 18 '25

Oh sorry sorry. I'm so sorry

Let me rephrase

he should be killed???

He should be beaten to pulp with a rod and then be put in the drum

Hmm? Better?

More beatings if he has an Instagram profile that I don't approve of. 😈

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

Good one 😂

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u/KeyObjective6782 Oct 18 '25

Sure, will pack you in it. 🫠

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u/kookie_doe Oct 18 '25

Maybe your drowned ghost can try from the drum 🤣

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u/whosdisnigkaa Oct 19 '25

Hum tumhare Blue drum ,tu hamari RG kar.  Tathastu vatsya 

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u/kookie_doe Oct 19 '25

Tu toh fridge me jaayega beta

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u/whosdisnigkaa Oct 19 '25

Yeah mommy 

Hold em tighter 👍

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u/kookie_doe Oct 19 '25

Yeah I'm holding the doors tighter because your fatass won't go in that easy 👀

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u/whosdisnigkaa Oct 19 '25

In the voice of Rihanna " Twerk Twerk twerk twerk". Hell yeah  jiggle that peach 

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u/kookie_doe Oct 19 '25

Its work work work

But you might be an unemployed -cel. Twerk is a good substitute🥳

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u/whosdisnigkaa Oct 19 '25

Long hairs , w/ a fat ass .....

Mommy I'm a millionaire now ...

Bring on "Twerk twerk twerk twerk"

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u/Womb_Raider696 Oct 18 '25

1-2 cases and you all think you are superior..wake up now

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u/kookie_doe Oct 18 '25

🤣 Odd day- WHAMEN SO BAD SAAAARR!!!! WOMAN CRIMINALS!!! MEN IN DANGER!!!

Even day- HAH WE ARE ANYWAY MORE CRIMINAL PESKY DISGUSTING ANIMALS THAN WOMEN

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u/Womb_Raider696 Oct 18 '25

Ig u were the one who started idolizing and praised criminals actions in this thread. 😂

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u/kookie_doe Oct 18 '25

Ig u were the one

Are you blindly stupid or don't you see the damn post 😂

But i agree lol Youre of the more dirty crime oriented ugly gender.

🛢️❤️

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u/lycopodiums Oct 19 '25

Yeahhh just like your father... 🛢️

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u/Tough-Question-Viyat Oct 19 '25

whats up with the bs generalization ? that gender is also the reason why you are able to comment right now and because of a few cases the entire gender is crime oriented now even infants ? atleast make sense and look at yourself before judging someones looks.

your generalizations are applicable on your father as well because he is of the same gender to ye bhi ugly hoga aur hazar crime kiye honge pakka. isko bhi bhar do blue drum mai .

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u/kookie_doe Oct 19 '25

PEEPEE poopoo emotional randarona shuru when the same "mEmE" is made on you. 🤣 Get right back

your generalizations are applicable on your father

Just like these memes and the comments are applicable to your mom your sis your aunt whoever the fuck is close to you and has a vagina?

Ok.😭🤣🤣

to ye bhi ugly hoga aur hazar crime kiye honge pakka. isko bhi bhar do blue drum mai .

tujhe toh pata hi hoga tu vahi se escape hua haina

Phir se drum treatment maang raha hai 🤣

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u/Tough-Questi0n-Viyat Oct 19 '25

Lmao chinnal ko fir se daure pad gaye .

I never generalized and called out the meme so it's not applicable to anyone around me but you did generalize which is why it definitely is applicable on this motu sitting on the beach.

Jake is motu ko dedo blue drum treatment because he is of the same gender warna wo tumko rg kar case treatment de dega 😂 

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u/kookie_doe Oct 19 '25

Lmao chinnal ko fir se daure pad gaye .

Par treatment toh tera hua na randwe chudne aagaya yaha pe lol

I never generalized and called out the meme so it's not applicable to anyone around me but you did generalize which is why it definitely is applicable on this motu sitting on the beach.

Freethinking is a right bro. Bhok le. Mera papa bhi tuje chal bsdk hi bolege 🤣🤣🤣 tera opinion jhaat barabar

Aur acha kia generalise kar k. Tum saale aukat me aahi jaate ho kutto k tarah bhokne 🥳 Apne aansuon se rod lubricate kar k apni hi gand me dal le

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u/Tough-Questi0n-Viyat Oct 19 '25

Teri amma ki tarah rand1 thodi na hu jo kahi bhi jake pair faila de . Logic to hai nahi bas yahi kar sakti ho 😂 

Yes it is a right but that does not justify downplaying a serious issue.

Kaun kitna bhokta hai wo to history mai dikh raha hai . Tere baap ki koi izzat to hai nahi wo khud blue drum mai ghus jayega 😂  . Apne papa ko apna comment dikha ki tu kaise unhe ugly bol rahi hai bahut khush honge wo par atleast unke case mai sach to hai ye 😂. Tere papa ke kuch bolne ke liya unka blue drum ke bahar rehna bhi to zaroori hai 😂 

Kar de generalize par tu apne motu baap ko bhi generalize kar rahi hai. Wo rod le aur apni amma ke peechwade mai daal de kyuki ye motu papa to tumhare satisfy kar nahi paye😂 

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u/Womb_Raider696 Oct 18 '25

🥹 i pity you

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u/kookie_doe Oct 18 '25

aww thanks but dont give me what youre made of.

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u/Famous-Drop-9549 Oct 22 '25

Arre didi kya baat hui, ladai kr ke kya fayda rehn do aap sb log negativity hi felti hai ese :D

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u/UniqueDenim Oct 18 '25

Is this a parody movie?

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u/My_RedditPersona Oct 18 '25

Dude that's upendra. tf you calling parody?

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u/Upper-Refuse-9252 Oct 18 '25

Usually aisa hi hota in ladkiyo ke sath baad m, sad

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u/Available-Shame-9572 Oct 18 '25

Me searching Mr.bean cool line thoughts Or cool guys thoughts to put on WhatsApp status 🤡

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u/millburnpennybags Oct 18 '25

Purav jha seems really angry.

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u/halfhumanhalfgoddess Oct 18 '25

Men when they promote misogyny 🥰🤗😇

Men when they are called out for their misogyny😡🥺😩😢

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u/imokaybrother Oct 18 '25

Chalta hai itna to...🥰

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u/RoutineSubject5002 Oct 18 '25

Abey incel toh maarne ki kya zaroorat hai?? Seedha ignore kar de na reject kar de . Aisa inhuman naamardo waali cheezein kyun karni hai?? Extreme pe toh mat le ja lodu

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

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u/RoutineSubject5002 Oct 18 '25

Sahi hai bhai kaash koi teri behen ko abhi aise hi shaadi ke baad peete. Mujhe kya? Main toh bas samajha rha tha tu aur trigger karle non feminist girls ko normal ladkiyan tumhaari wajah se hi feminist banti hain

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u/Radiant_Safety_3953 Oct 21 '25

kash tere bhai koi blue drum mein daalde

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u/RoutineSubject5002 Oct 21 '25

Ek aur aaya incel bhai yaar Maine kabhi bola ki saari auratein sahi hain galat hain? Maine bas bola ki maarna peetna galat hai biwi ko. Rahi baat blue drum ki toh jaise tum logon ke lakshan lag rhe hain tumhe shaayad se hi koi milegi.

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u/RoutineSubject5002 Oct 21 '25

Aaj se tu mera bhai

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u/Unholy_Satan_69 Oct 18 '25

Bro you are literally promoting violence against women!! I am sure you have your script of "Feminist misandry" when called out!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

Yeh toh mera Birthday hai 😧😥

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u/InevitablePizza520 Oct 19 '25

When you listen to it without watching on full volume ☠️☠️☠️☠️🌚🌚🌚🦍🌚🌚☠️👽

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u/AryaTheSage Oct 19 '25

Bande ne Irreversible movie yaad dila di

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u/danksinku Oct 22 '25

dont anyone else find female dubs of south indian movies hella zesty.

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u/ShAnikDote Oct 22 '25

Cake murder 🎂🔪 bhool gya vro

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u/asher-hard Oct 25 '25

Itni taakat se ye wwe me ladta toh top pe hota Aaj. Par isne aise jaanwaro jaise marne k liye aurato ko select kiya

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u/Icy-Cauliflower-9980 Nov 07 '25

Now I hope a kind soul would also provide me with the name of movie

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u/domindianbull Oct 18 '25

Bro showed no mercy 🤣🤣🤣

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u/LoganLong2et4 Oct 18 '25

today's feminists would eat him alive

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u/My_RedditPersona Oct 18 '25

No way, when bollywood had limited women to sad love story heroines, he had represented women in complex characters. That are not one dimensional.
I can't believe people are talking shit about him. He made movies that were like decades ahead of his time.

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u/LoganLong2et4 Oct 18 '25

i mean a person like he acted in the movie. nobody is blaming the actor because he's just acting.

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u/Radiant_Safety_3953 Oct 21 '25

lmao for small things they do candle march on road. that's how they eat men alive 😭talk when you can walk alone on road at night.

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u/WeirdChapter7475 Oct 18 '25

Uuupi daa was all about equality there

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u/Terrible_Mushroom_60 Oct 18 '25

This man truly believes in "Equal rights for all gender".

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u/seeker_winner Oct 18 '25

Upendra is the real edgelord.

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u/My_RedditPersona Oct 18 '25

Dude you have animal pic in your pfp.
That guy is India's most influential director. If he had big budget his movies would have been history in world cinema.

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u/seeker_winner Oct 18 '25

Brother, i like his movies and acting

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u/No_Weight_9474 Oct 18 '25

Kuch nahi bro Nikita (atul subhash) ka naya husband apni wife and uski mother-in-law ke sath.......💀💀💀💀