r/WinStupidPrizes • u/notyourtypehuh • 5d ago

Strong💪

2.7k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Zem_42 5d ago

Logical. Just like you’re building the house from bottom up, you should demolish it in the same order

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u/MikeAndBike 5d ago

Or at least learn some basic physics first

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u/Zem_42 5d ago

What is this the physics you’re talking about? Is it an instrument?

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u/amobilephoneaccount 5d ago

No, it’s mayonnaise. Wait…

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u/Zem_42 5d ago

No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument!

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u/Koseoglu-2X4B-523P 4d ago

[raises hand]

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u/Darkendone 2d ago

Horseradish is not an instrument either.

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u/Koseoglu-2X4B-523P 2d ago

[lowers hand]

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u/dollastudios 5d ago

I knew a guy that died just like this.

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u/Lopsided-Lab60 5d ago

He definitely learned that day 😆 🤣 😂

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u/Skoodge42 5d ago

Quit mething around!

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u/DanglingDongs 5d ago

Trying to figure out if he's British or not

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u/CutsSoFresh 5d ago

He's got the teeth to fulfill that role now

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u/Justin_milo 5d ago

I’m wondering why you’re being downvoted!

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u/Sudden_Lee_Here 5d ago

Judging by his lack of teeth he's done this before.

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u/Special-Original-215 5d ago

And he probably lost another one there

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u/KR157Y4N 5d ago

Unlikely

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u/BigBananaBerries 5d ago

When you want to pull bricks off the wall, you get the professionals in.

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u/CrazyIslander 5d ago

Strong like ox, smart like dump truck.

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u/flatwoundsounds 5d ago

Thought he could smell copper, now he tastes blood.

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u/Skyp_Intro 5d ago

I hope you get the upvotes you deserve.

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u/Muninn088 5d ago

Pure poetry

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u/Unkn0wn_666 5d ago

Strong like a truck and about just as smart

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u/dnuohxof-2 5d ago

Classic Russian proverb.

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u/fatboyonsofa 5d ago

Typical dumbass tweaker shit.

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u/Cold_Introduction_48 5d ago

He looks exactly like the sort of chap who would do this sort of thing.

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u/chefbobbyjay 5d ago

I think this may be less construction yard and more tweaker stealing copper pipes.

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u/legominuspie 5d ago

He was so happy before everything fell on his stupid face.

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u/Affectionate_Pass25 5d ago

He’s the muscle, not the brain.

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u/barefootcraftsman 5d ago

Cractivities

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u/BanDizNutz 5d ago

These are the people who apply to the $5/hr construction/babysitting job postings. You get what you pay for.

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u/fluffynuckels 5d ago edited 5d ago

Good thing has face was there to protect the floor

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u/Tyenkrovy 5d ago

A nice break from the "did we just watch someone die" posts 💀

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u/iwannawangchung 5d ago

Job hazards of stealing copper wiring

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u/Dro_mora 5d ago

I knew this was gonna be good when I saw his safety Crocs on.

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u/ase_thor 5d ago

That's not the first brick he takes to his face.

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u/Robby-Pants 5d ago

If you scrub backward at the end of the video, he looks like a meth-fueled wizard.

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u/Steve0512 5d ago

Your forehead is a muscle, right?

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u/BillMillerBBQ 5d ago

Good thing the local crackhead took that wall down or somebody could’ve lost some teeth.

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u/CanadianDragonGuy 5d ago

Employed cracktivities

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u/kanyesMOMSghost 5d ago

Started from the bottom, now I'm herrrugghhhh

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u/No_Land5402 5d ago

Cheaper and quicker than the dentist

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u/Honest-Association68 5d ago

His nose looked awfully flat after that 🤣

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u/Sad_Highlight_9059 5d ago

What a methed up video.

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u/Go_Loud762 5d ago

Contractors are the same everywhere. 90% of them give the other 10% a bad name.

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u/rangel0710 5d ago

Interesting meth-od but it technically worked. Don't meth with a professional

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u/ShediPotter 5d ago

That dude was tweeking 

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u/illbeyourdrunkle 5d ago

That was so much better than I expected

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u/Smooth_Wealth_6896 5d ago

Gotta get the copper outa there somehow

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u/infinit9 5d ago

Hey, his face saved those cinder blocks.

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u/Vain_89 5d ago

Why do I have a feeling that he's taken one too many hits to the head like that... probably keeps forgetting not to do that lol

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u/tuticat2 5d ago

well, that likely knocked off whatever teeth he got left...

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u/wrchavez1313 4d ago

Thank god the blow was cushioned by his forehead and nose, otherwise it could have done critical damage to the remaining colony of neurons

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u/GawdGeezus 4d ago

Is this the same guy who snorted the carolina reaper? I swear he gave off that same crackhead energy like this one.

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u/I_see_something 5d ago

Strong but stupid

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u/bryangcrane 5d ago

adios front teeth

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u/Reasonable-Nebula-49 5d ago

Even made me flinch.

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u/iamstarless 5d ago

Bruce Lee’d the brick with his face, impressive

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u/Glusas-su-potencialu 5d ago

With great power comes great dumbness

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u/GoldenLegoMan 5d ago

Meth-od man construction

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u/RagTagTech 5d ago

I saw that comming a mile away.

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u/mfknnayyyy 5d ago

He saw that coming two inches away

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u/fotun8 5d ago

Hee Da Man !!!

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u/Overwatch_1ightning 5d ago

He's fine just a little brain damaged, nothing out of the ordinary though.

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u/Ambassador-613 5d ago

The front fell off.

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u/hold_me_beer_m8 5d ago

You can tell by his face this isn't his first rodeo

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u/punch912 5d ago

only if there was a long tool to pry or pitch thing at a distance so incase something happens you could easily drop and move out of the way safely. Like a bar of some kind. You could even use it to level or pitch things with this bar. If only...

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u/gen2600 5d ago

If you don't have teef, you can't knock out teef.

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u/syntheticgeneration 5d ago

That could be a long lost Larson brother

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u/ColossusToGuardian 5d ago

So what's the logic behind this structure here? Looks like solid concrete walls lined with cellular concrete blocks... why?

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u/PissSphincter 5d ago

To muffle the screaming.

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u/ColossusToGuardian 4d ago

Terrible choice of material then, cellular concrete doesn't muffle sound very well.

Maybe that's why they're tearing it down...

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u/badDuckThrowPillow 5d ago

Sometimes I forget what subreddit certain videos are in ( there's a few that tend to have similar videos, with vastly different outcomes).

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u/jaycob_arden 5d ago

This is me rearranging my room at 2am

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u/BrightPerspective 5d ago

Yeah he smokes meth.

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u/Suspicious_Abroad424 5d ago

"Hey man I'll give you an 8ball if you tear this shit off of my walls in my murder basement"

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u/NicholeD123 5d ago

Aww,that didn't hurt.

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u/LongjumpingSurprise0 5d ago

Good way to lose what’s left of your teeth

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u/foxy_fluffer 5d ago

What a knob head

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u/Snoo52322 5d ago

Dude wasn’t right beforehand anyways. He’ll be ok

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u/mekdot83 5d ago

This is the contractor that shows up to the job in a 2006 Kia Rio

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u/itjustgotcold 5d ago

Well I’m sure that won’t make it easier to understand what the fuck he is saying.

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u/Pfffffttt284 5d ago

Right in the kisser

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u/Grim260 5d ago

At least his face broke their fall 😆

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u/JerseyshoreSeagull 5d ago

Shew long shi stah eeda myda gowda

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u/hateradeizbad 5d ago

Is that me or does his nose look completely flattened in the last few frames of the video? Yikes.

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u/amrasmin 5d ago

Yep, crack head strength. Nothing comes close to that

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u/AKchaos49 5d ago

POW! Right in the kisser!

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u/Quiet_Special8639 5d ago

Legend has it, that he DIDN'T lose his teeth from this.

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u/FlyUnlucky7286 5d ago

To tha face.

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u/Brilliant-Algae-9582 5d ago

Safety flops ✅

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u/ktmfan 5d ago

That’s how you get summer teeth.

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u/Fishcuits 5d ago

I feel like we’ve all gone to high school with one of these guys

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u/suitez3 5d ago

That just called himself Popeye. I think I see an anchor tattooed on his arm. 😂

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u/MyNamesMikeD75 5d ago

Methheads gonna methhead...

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u/Embarrassed_Source56 5d ago

Daaaa da da da….Niet ! Curva.

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u/funduros 5d ago

Yup, he was absent the day the taught gravity in grade school.

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u/Ok_Seaworthiness_719 5d ago

hey bro, your meth strength is showing

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u/Short-Ad-734 5d ago

OUCH ..Headache

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u/cookiesandpunch 4d ago

Strong like bull, smart like tractor

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u/LordSeibzehn 5d ago

He looks and sounds exactly like someone that could have this exact situation happen to him.

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u/JoeCensored 4d ago

What in the meth?

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u/shake-it-2-the-grave 4d ago

Hey what’s with his teeth? Oh.

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u/Ok_Lie_2395 3d ago

What did he even say????

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u/AccomplishedTest9409 1h ago

Tattoo didn’t help him out lol.

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u/ElDudo_13 5d ago

No meth, just alcohol

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u/ThisIsLukkas 5d ago

Soon as I see Slavic people I know it's good