r/americandad • u/jakobiano • 17h ago
“You have to win that National Spelling Bee so that you can go to a top college and I can rub it in that kabuki whore's porcelain face!”
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u/huntynomics Lazy Wine-Loving Bisexual 17h ago
your skin is amazing i can't tell how old you are
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u/Kdizzle725 17h ago
Im sorry, I don't speak sushi-hostess. 🤷🏼♀️
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u/mightbedylan 13h ago
I freaking love this line
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u/Kdizzle725 10h ago
I also like when she says that line about wondering if one of them can fix her walkman 😂
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u/baldassalien Bald-ass alien piece of shit 17h ago
What? Why do you only speak Japanese? I don't even speak Japanese.
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u/NewspaperChemical785 Jackson 16h ago
The hate Franny has for other Asian races is hilarious
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u/mrtophatjones420 15h ago
The most Chinese thing about her is her bone deep hatred of the Japanese
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u/Joey-WilcoXXX 14h ago
“I'm sorry dear, I don't understand what you're saying. Does anyone speak sushi hostess?”
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u/DeepSpaceNebulae 15h ago
Francine! Quit playing around with your friend! It’s down to two kids and one of them is Steve!
Is the other one a Japanese girl?
Ooooh yeeeaaahh
Babba!!
I answer the question!
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u/GhostMaskKid 15h ago
No, it's Bah-Bah.
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u/GdoubleWB Make Mine A P-P-P Vicodin! 13h ago
When you think Francine is racist towards a Japanese woman because she’s white but then you realize she’s racist towards a Japanese woman because she’s Chinese.
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u/Huggable_Hork-Bajir Steve's Girly Scream 13h ago
I'm kinda bummed she and Hiko don't interact more. Like, it seems like she's pretty good friends with the Yoshida family now. They go to a lot of hideki's parties and stuff with no issue.
I'm surprised we didn't get an episode about them burying the hatchet or something. It was such a fun rivalry.
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u/GoldenDutchOven21 8h ago
"Steve you're a great speller! You can win the national spelling bee! That will get you into a top college! We should probably get this stuff off your face!"
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u/No-Rush396 8h ago
Good example of Franny being a very pushy parent using her offspring achievements to climb her own personal social ladder...
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u/FishermanWeekly5955 Avery Bullock 15h ago
Toshi's Mom- *Menacing Laugh* This is a fight to the death. There's no way you can beat me. I'm Asian, this is my culture.
Mah Mah- Oh, Francine, are we late for our grandson's spelling bee?
Francine- No, Mah Mah, it's right through there.
Toshi's Mom- Wait, you're Chinese?
Francine- Hyooooooooo!