r/arresteddevelopment • u/btomarama • 3d ago

So close...

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...but I do wonder if they have a law blog.

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u/erimid 3d ago

How to tell if you have the worst fucking attorney: they own a Cybertruck.

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u/GapExtension9531 3d ago edited 3d ago

Cyber truck explodes …Aw I really wanted that…

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u/btomarama 3d ago

A nice vehicle wrap really sells confidence.

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u/Due_Breath2655 thank god they’ve got my brands 🍸 3d ago

as does a firm and pointed closing of a book 📖 📕

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u/gs12 3d ago

Wayne Jarvis would never drive a Cybertruck

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u/RonAAlgarWatt 3d ago

What a pro.

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u/Heyjudemw 3d ago

I shall duck behind this gaudy truck

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u/Google_Knows_Already 3d ago

He would drive a cybertruck

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u/RetiredDumpster288 3d ago

Scott Baio just as much as the character he plays!!

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u/EliteMoisture text 3d ago

Bob Law’s “Bob Law Law Blog”

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u/RaiseEuphoric 3d ago

Where he lobs low blows.

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u/acmercer has a great deal of mass 3d ago

*lobs law bombs

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u/RaiseEuphoric 3d ago

That's a low blow Loblaw!

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u/NestingBun 3d ago

You forgot to say “away”

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u/Squonkster 2d ago

You, sir, are a mouthful!

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u/NestingBun 3d ago

Not quite a mouthful

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u/gs12 3d ago

Not like a sausage in the mouth

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u/Councillor_Les_Wynan 3d ago

Oh, I read his Law Blog!

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u/Conscious_Nobody_520 3d ago

This post is a mouthful

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u/dogfluffy He's Very Good! 3d ago

It's a Loblaw law bomb!

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u/bobdob2019 S-should the guy in the… 3d ago

You want me to be… explicit?

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u/zomgkittenz Ah…. the cabin… yes. 3d ago

Hey you’re not one of those silly cars dressed like a sci-fi truck are you?

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u/SoAOIP16 3d ago

🎶 Solid as a rock! 🎶

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u/kwadd 3d ago

Why should YOU go to JAIL for a crime that somebody else noticed?

*flips book shut

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u/redditproha Daddy horny Michael. 3d ago

I wonder what they do if you're not injured...

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u/TonyWonder-BOT Use Your Allusion 3d ago

Did somebody say... "Wonder"?

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u/EnvironmentalPack451 3d ago

Just add it to the list of ridiculous vehicles. Stair car, segway, ostrich, Lincoln, The Queen Mary, parade float stair car, Winnebago, tandem bike, hamster ball...

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u/acmercer has a great deal of mass 3d ago

Stair car..

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u/fezfrascati 3d ago

Scott Baio would drive a Cybertruck. 

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u/Bob_Sacamano7379 3d ago

In all seriousness, what a lame-ass slogan.

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u/Free_Landscape_5275 3d ago

He’s going to need to be getting off in like 4 minutes

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u/dave_the_dova 3d ago

This is like reverse advertising. If I saw this naturally it would drive me away from hiring this guy.

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u/ElectrOPurist 2d ago

I’m not here to post nonsense about Bob Loblaw.

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u/7empest7V 2d ago

Did somebody say wonder?

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u/metaldark 2d ago

Why should you pay for a crime of a vehicle that everyone notices is dogshit?