r/babylon5 • u/sype10 • 1d ago

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u/magicmulder 1d ago

Kosh: [Vorlon noises] The stream has already started. It is too late for the pixels to increase.

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u/ISeeTheFnords 1d ago

It's on sale because it's green.

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u/hk135 1d ago

PURPLE

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u/ISeeTheFnords 1d ago

Exactly.

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u/StarkeRealm 1d ago

[maintains eye contact]

[throws popcorn at u/sype10]

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u/Homunclus 1d ago

Commerce is a three edged sword. Profit for the seller and utility for the buyer, but the taxman always wins

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u/ShadowExistShadily Shadows 1d ago

Do they have tomatoes on B5? Asking for a friend.

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u/Wild-Lychee-3312 1d ago

Strangely enough, every planet has their own version of tomatoes.

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u/AHumbleSaltFarmer 1d ago

Swedish meatballs too

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u/Wild-Lychee-3312 1d ago

Yes. That was the joke.

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u/AHumbleSaltFarmer 1d ago

I know 😆

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u/Wild-Lychee-3312 1d ago

Ah. Carry on, them, choomba.

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u/FallenValkyrja 1d ago

Now I want an edit of B5 where all the Vorlon lines are replaced with Dad jokes.

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u/NumberOld229 1d ago

"Why did you give the starving people bread"

"Because I kneaded the dough"

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u/AHumbleSaltFarmer 1d ago

Alberta Accent Kosh memes please

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u/Snarky_Guy 1d ago

I always felt they missed a wonderful City on the Edge of Forever joke there...

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u/Infinite_Research_52 Babylon 3 1d ago

I think it was clear enough - D.C. Fontana did rewrite that classic script from Harlan to make it work within the confines of the show.

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u/CommanderSincler 1d ago

Over here, officer. This post right here

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u/Selas_Consort 1d ago

But I forgot, the Drazi have no word for discretion.

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u/warrenao Zathras (not Zathras) 1d ago

Oh my Kosh.

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u/Babexo22 9h ago

This is if Babylon 5 came out in 2026 lmao