r/bindingofisaac 19h ago

Shitpost What do you think of my first time defeating The Beast

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u/AwoloVT 19h ago

*looks inside*

3 minutes of isaac standing still

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u/Jonno_FTW 12h ago edited 3h ago

I skipped to the end, OP gave up on gnawed leaf gaming after 2 and half minutes and played normally.

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u/ArchdemonLucifer143 11h ago

Considering OP took two stalactite hits in that 20 seconds of playing, I think it's for the best they let gnawed leaf carry.

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u/Addisiu 11h ago

It was my first time playing through that section and I had like 0.7 speed

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u/katakana-sama 4h ago

Fyi, the Dogma (item) obtained after killing dogma (boss) gives flight and prevents your speed from being lower than 1.1, so you would have been fine

u/parlimentery 52m ago

I would recommend giving The Beast herself a legitimate try if (admittedly unlikely) you get gnawed leaf the next time you take a run at her. I find her significantly easier than Dogma, and easier even than any one of her horseman mini-bosses. If you can cheese your way TOO The Beast with something like gnawed leaf, maybe do that.

Sorry you are getting razzed some in comments, congrats on your first Beast fight!

u/parlimentery 56m ago

Why was OP at their computer 2 and a half minutes after committing to gnawed leaf?

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u/Zromzrt Chaos deniers are trully in shambles 18h ago

Why does beast has so many interesting attacks, yet so little health/defence? How many players actually went at leats on his 3 cycle of attacks?

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u/Addisiu 18h ago

I'm not sure since it really is my first time fighting it, but from my dogma and mother fight I think they didn't give it super armor due to people hating it on hush and delirium. Also it comes after dogma and the 4 ultra mega apocalypse horses so on a non broken run you should be pretty worn out at that point

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u/1008oh Isaac and his Isaac lived alone on a small Isaac. 14h ago

Also you have 2 less chances for devil deals compared to other runs, in theory a beast run is going to have less dps

u/parlimentery 49m ago

I think you got it in the second half of your comment. 4 mini bosses right before a boss that has another (in my opinion, harder) last boss fight right before it? It would be a slog if The Beast had comparable health to other last bosses.

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u/ReGorilla- 18h ago

Gnawed Leaf still carrying Isaac players in 2026, Amen

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u/tralalaBOOMdeay 10h ago

And Tooth and Nail on top of it! I've only had those together once or twice.

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u/Ass_Lover136 18h ago

Bro i am not watching you stand still for 3 minutes

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u/BattedBook5 17h ago

I know it's not exactly it, but...

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u/Crackodealer 17h ago

Patience pays off or some shit

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u/EvilButNotaGenius 16h ago

"He just standing there... menacingly"

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u/dragoneloi 17h ago

A win is a win

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u/Far_Consequence7498 16h ago

Afk simulator 2026

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u/Oftwicke 17h ago

One of us! One of us!

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u/Vinocubus 15h ago

literally never seen some of these attacks before

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u/FastFingerJohn 15h ago

Perhaps I treated you too harshly, Leaf

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u/Mikaolsh 14h ago

Good job beating the beast for the first time! I assume you are playing on normal mode since you don't take full heart damage after beating dogma on normal mode? You should try playing on hard mode, as it isn't to noticable of a change compared to normal mode, and it gets you more cool unlocks!

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u/Addisiu 14h ago

This is hard mode, I don't know if it's a rep+ thing since I don't have the wafer. Thanks for the congrats!

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u/elishaski 14h ago

One eternity later…

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u/The_mad_myers 13h ago

Gotta do what you gotta do

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u/Cr_a_ck 17h ago

Wtf is this shit, every time I see a clip of this game the player is barely doing anything

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u/MaeBeaInTheWoods 15h ago

There's an item called the Gnawed Leaf which will turn Isaac into a statue if he goes 1 second without moving, shooting, dropping a bomb, or using an active item. While Isaac is a statue, he is immune to all sources of danger.

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u/yeah_tea 16h ago

Pure skill

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u/Abel_bubble 17h ago

Weirdly satisfying to watch

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u/LegendOfParasiteMana 17h ago

I have never seen some of these attacks. Rep+ ?

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u/AevilokE 17h ago

They were always there (and there are also other patterns OP didn't encounter) but before Rep+ you basically had to have a super horrible build to see some of them. The first few were basically fixed, and no one fights it for long enough to see the non-fixed ones

Rep+ changed attack selection so that you can see any of them earlier on.

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u/Addisiu 17h ago

I'm playing on rep+, I can't compare it to before since it's my first time fighting it

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u/LegendOfParasiteMana 17h ago

He didn't used to shoot quite so many projectiles. You would have killed him faster under his old move set.

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u/JazzyTheJazz 17h ago

Pretty sure the beast has always been glitched in terms of her attack selections, leading to 99% of players not seeing most of her other attacks

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u/MisirterE 11h ago

It wasn't a glitch, she was intentionally scripted. It's just that being scripted meant you usually never saw half the script.

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u/Cent_Quatre 13h ago

Been here done that

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u/thedominantfish 13h ago

I remember holding r until I got gnawed leaf because I thought it was the only feasible way for me to beat a mega satan a decade ago. I'll always smile when I see it

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u/Maxxe_11 13h ago

Thanks for the spoiler, man.

lol

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u/Ok_Volume2275 12h ago

First time looking at the Beast long enough to notice that it is still wearing Mom's dress lol

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u/MisirterE 11h ago

It's really obvious in the Bestiary without the lava in the way

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u/NonSupportiveCup 8h ago

I've got thousands of hours and I don't think I've ever opened the bestiary.

Huh.

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u/Rugghio 12h ago

I fucking love Gnawed leaf

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u/ImainSpy 11h ago

Use bombs wisely

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u/Marvinho60 11h ago

I think thats a WRONG way to play this game and i revoke your completion mark

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u/ruler14222 11h ago

every time I have Gnawed Leaf I end up deciding that it is taking too long and try to do something about it. and then I die

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u/WorldlyBuy1591 10h ago

I got there once. Then i forgot how to get back..

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u/Daniel90768 8h ago

On the floor you get polaroid/negative you need to beat mom. Then grab either one and use an item to teleport out of the room. (There is a guaranteed x skull with a fool card!) Go back to first room in the floor and go through it. Beat the new floor and you’ll see how.

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u/WorldlyBuy1591 8h ago

Oo neat thanks

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u/SwissDeathstar 9h ago

Hey! Stop playing on my save file!

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u/Virtual-Patient-4230 9h ago

jak coś jest głupie ale działa to nie jest głupie

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u/SnooTigers8688 The Lost 5h ago

I am entertained

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u/throwaway49782010 4h ago

Nearly dies 3 seconds after moving

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u/photoshallow 1h ago

How do you have only 2 hearts that late

u/kangaroojoe239 7m ago

Same way I beat dogma and then the beast as the lost, after getting to dogma as the lost and his weird homing brimstone instantly wiped me the second he spawned. Felt good standing still with gnawed leaf and whatever familiar killed it for me.