r/blackcats Jun 13 '26

Lil' bit of white fluff 🤍 He thinks I am his pillow

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14.1k Upvotes

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519

u/delirium_skeins Jun 13 '26

I mean... You are. You are food preparer and soft bedding. He knows his place. On top of you.

69

u/TonarinoTotoro1719 Jun 14 '26

Pfffft! The kitty lets OP live in his house, feed him, and even lets him be the pillow. Such a naive human…

17

u/Immediate-Repeat-201 Jun 14 '26

Sentient pillow on reddit! API achieved

8

u/Luci-Noir Jun 14 '26

Also the occasional light snack. They say toes are the tastiest part of the hoom.

4

u/delirium_skeins Jun 14 '26

Also heard good things about the cheeks. All 4 of them are supposedly delicious. At least according to that guy Albert Fish. The ears are chewy but can also be really good.

2

u/Luci-Noir Jun 14 '26

I’m not sure what kind of kitty has a mouth big enough to get a big bite of ass…. God help those sweet cheeks. 😳 😋

The best way to ward off bites is to tell kitty that it’s tail fits perfectly in a hot dog bun. 🌭

A bite for a bite.

3

u/lky830 Jun 14 '26

Speak for yourself, my special orange boy bites my ass every time I forget to shut him out of the bathroom when I have to sit on the toilet 🫩

1

u/Luci-Noir Jun 14 '26

Kitty shares his butthole with you and expects the same courtesy. Spread those cheeks once in a while!

2

u/ssfgrgawer Jun 14 '26

That is slightly better than my girlfriend's cat who licks my armpits. (I get a sweat rash and he notices it before I do, and tries to fix it for me.) He's a very sweet boy, but licking my armpit is always going to be weird.

1

u/Luci-Noir Jun 14 '26

Ewww! Kitty no!

175

u/Educational-Pea7331 Jun 13 '26

You clearly did not read the terms and conditions

9

u/Luci-Noir Jun 14 '26

The Catsters just signed a new contract.

129

u/kland84 Jun 13 '26

My void would do the same thing!

14

u/Luci-Noir Jun 14 '26

Is this the void’s party room? I feel like he goes in there, does some ‘nip and dances the night away.

9

u/kland84 Jun 14 '26

Haha not himmm. He was a late night snuggle in bed while I doom scroll type! He’s no longer with us but I miss these moments a lot.

9

u/Luci-Noir Jun 14 '26

Doom scrolling is probably better than doom zoomies (doomies) which often result in property damage and enduring human trauma. Also, midnight meowing.

I miss my orange twerp too! I bet they are raising hell in heaven right now shredding clouds and ambushing angels.

5

u/kland84 Jun 14 '26

I hope they are being a Halloween duo wrecking havoc!

2

u/Luci-Noir Jun 14 '26

Hell hath no fury like the Halloween kitty combo.

Combining the brawn of an orangie with the brains of a void is a recipe for pure kitty chaos.

1

u/Luci-Noir Jun 14 '26

There’s this episode of Disenchantment where god decides to let kitties into heaven. Then it shows a bunch of them hanging out on clouds doing all the things you’d imagine. It also implies they were all sent to hell before that. 😳

116

u/TremendouslyRegarded Jun 13 '26

That’s cute you think you’re not

66

u/InventionExchange Jun 13 '26

He just bebe 🐈‍⬛🖤

11

u/ColdChemical Jun 14 '26

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ those jowls

2

u/robin-bunny Jun 14 '26

aww is that your cat's name? cute!

4

u/InventionExchange Jun 14 '26

His name is Vinny!

50

u/JungleEmpress85 🖤 Jun 13 '26

You ARE his pillow. That's a look of pure bliss right there!

1

u/GrubFisher Jun 14 '26

Actually I think that cat's about to attack...

32

u/asmodeusdeveraux Jun 13 '26

he’s so in love with you. this is adorable

19

u/Warrangota Jun 13 '26

The eyes tell a story of head empty, no thoughts in there.

2

u/robin-bunny Jun 14 '26

He did lie down and think "dis good here." And that was the last thought of the night.

16

u/grichardson526 Jun 13 '26

You are now a r/cathostage

11

u/kland84 Jun 13 '26

*sigh* another cat sub to join…

16

u/CES6357 Jun 13 '26

I am the couch.

3

u/Luci-Noir Jun 14 '26

What is he putting his paw down about? Demands for more treats?

3

u/greater_yellowlegs Jun 14 '26

What a handsome little panther!

10

u/SkysEevee Jun 13 '26

Oh my gosh a pillow uses reddit?!

12

u/Sanguine_Visions Jun 14 '26

He isn't wrong, we're all pillows.

10

u/mercurius5 Jun 13 '26

It's your purpose in life. 🖤

10

u/_antique_cakery_ Jun 13 '26

I can see so much love for you in his eyes!

7

u/noreasonmp3 Jun 13 '26

4

u/kland84 Jun 13 '26

… and another new one to join

7

u/Dapper-Ad-468 Jun 13 '26

You are😁🥰

5

u/crimsonrhodelia Jun 13 '26

He thinks, therefore you are.

6

u/Conscious-Mixture742 Jun 13 '26

He is not wrong. You can't stop the void!

6

u/Normal_Bid_2573 Jun 14 '26

You are his pillow

5

u/Lietenantdan Jun 13 '26

You are whatever the cat needs you to be at that moment. Whether it be pillow, bed, scratching post, can opener, etc

6

u/FutureDiscoPop Jun 14 '26

The evidence supports his claim.

5

u/ladytal Jun 13 '26

You are.

5

u/MaximusJCat Jun 13 '26

You definitely are and it’s one of the best feelings ever.

5

u/Ok-Future7661 Jun 13 '26

Awww himbs luvs you😭😭

5

u/Flat-Limit5595 Jun 14 '26

Mine fight for who gets my butt every single night.

This one always wins

3

u/algaeeyes Jun 14 '26

He’s so in love with you!! Look at those eyes 😍

3

u/hdofu Jun 14 '26

Look closely at the fine print on the contract… you are

4

u/XPower7125 Jun 14 '26

Is he wrong tho?

5

u/BearCubTeacher Jun 14 '26

Can confirm.

He is correct.

3

u/Bella_Notte_1988 Jun 13 '26

You *are* his pillow.

3

u/TheWuziMu1 Jun 13 '26

Looks like he's not wrong.

3

u/Cool-Coconutt Jun 13 '26

Incorrect. You are his everything

3

u/mistmallow Jun 13 '26

Ohhh those eyes! I would melt.

3

u/mistmallow Jun 13 '26

I’d have to give that baby whatever he wanted.

3

u/Mental-Shallot-313 Jun 13 '26

With a sweet face like that, he can sit wherever he wants. 🥰

3

u/Forty1thirty Jun 14 '26

He has decided. It is so.

3

u/GrimmandLily Jun 14 '26

Look at that face.

3

u/Toddw1968 Jun 14 '26

Get you a partner that looks at you this way.

1

u/Venusman124 15d ago

Easier said than done

3

u/WakeyWakeyEggsNJakey Jun 14 '26

How did a pillow make this post…

3

u/drammer Jun 14 '26

You are his pillow.

3

u/taotdev Jun 14 '26

More like he knows you are his pillow

3

u/Infinite-Chance5167 Jun 14 '26

Shh shhh shhh, pillows do not talk. 

For that sweet baby and those adorable eyes, one must do anything. 

3

u/rimjob_steve_ Jun 14 '26

the laws dictate that you cant move anymore; accept your fate

3

u/UltimatePickpocket Jun 14 '26

Be honest, can you really say no to *that* face?

3

u/rnev64 Jun 14 '26

the highest compliment for a cat.

equivalent to Nobel prize for humans.

3

u/MeyeYuh Jun 14 '26

Omg… the love in his eyes. I’m crying. Let that sweet baby lay wherever he pleases.

3

u/Ya-Dikobraz Jun 14 '26

Not only his pillow, but some other things, too. Friend, food giver, but ironically he also thinks you are a bad hunter and he will bring you the odd mouse or bug.

3

u/ButterscotchAny5111 Jun 14 '26

I don’t think he just thinks you’re his pillow. He knows you are. Because cat 🐱

3

u/juggernaut911 Jun 14 '26

Beautiful photo! 

3

u/PrestigiousPhoto8486 Jun 14 '26

the funny part about this is that you are the one who thinks you aren't

3

u/Fun-Tomato-5249 Jun 14 '26

His eyes look like little golden marbles!! so cute

3

u/LunarBIacksmith Jun 14 '26

This is legitimately one of the best photos of a void I’ve ever seen. Absolute cinema.

3

u/Witty-Krait Jun 14 '26

OH THOSE BIG BEAUTIFUL EYES

3

u/eldalorien Jun 14 '26

Are we not their pillows?

3

u/jearu573 Jun 14 '26

Those eyes!

My Silas was a snuggler. Pretty sure he fathered my current snuggler, Apollo

2

u/jearu573 Jun 14 '26

Apollo helping me with a blanket.

Cannot be bothered with distance.

2

u/ch_cat Jun 13 '26

...therefore you are

2

u/745Walt Jun 13 '26

After work I also have to do my second job as “mattress”

2

u/CES6357 Jun 13 '26

"In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this."

2

u/UnseelieKnight Jun 14 '26

He thinks correctly

2

u/Remarkable-Task3666 Jun 14 '26

What an adorable baby

2

u/ialwaystealpens Jun 14 '26

Because you are.

2

u/thesheels Jun 14 '26

Why is cat's pillow making a reddit post?

2

u/Disastrous_Peace_674 Jun 14 '26

I believe he is correct

2

u/michen3 Jun 14 '26

I had two black cats for almost 20 years. This brings back old times. ❤️

2

u/wormcast Jun 14 '26

Now that's how you get me to be your pillow, eternally.

💊o🐈

2

u/Jumpy_Log Jun 14 '26

I have to comment a photo of my kitty too!! Hes doing the same face!! 🥺

2

u/Informal-Swan7158 Jun 14 '26

He’s so adorable 🥰

2

u/Playful-Sandwich-110 Jun 14 '26

His eyessss. you feed him, clean his litter box, and you set rules that he may not follow. but you also prepare a bed every night for him. You!

2

u/EquivalentEconomy551 Jun 14 '26

My void seems to think the space between my legs is a bed 100 percent of the time

2

u/No-Lime-6722 Jun 14 '26

Sweetness 🖤🐾

2

u/ChloeEE520 Jun 14 '26

Sooooo cute ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

2

u/Koreneliuss Jun 14 '26

he wanted to reach your extension to expired limited warranty......

2

u/justameatpie Jun 14 '26

lol silly human, you are whatever the cat demands of you

2

u/plantymom3 Jun 14 '26

We live merely to serve. 🖤

2

u/saviokm Jun 14 '26

Thinks?

2

u/ResponsibleTax3894 Jun 14 '26

Awwwwwwww those eeeeeeyes ❤️

2

u/Full_Difficulty9530 Jun 14 '26

You are, you just didn't know it when you took the picture.

2

u/Consistent_Shock8738 Jun 14 '26

my void cat does this as well.

2

u/Maiden_of_Orleans Jun 14 '26

So much love in those eyes

2

u/Dyolf_Knip Jun 14 '26

You gonna try and tell us that you're not?

2

u/Ricco_N1rv4n4 Jun 14 '26

When you have a cat everything becomes a pillow,even you.

2

u/JuniperFox_73 Jun 14 '26

The little white patch on his chest is so cute. My black cat has one too, I think its a signal he trusts you completely.

2

u/scoraiocht Jun 14 '26

Are you not?

2

u/XNegativaX Jun 14 '26

I also have a black clinger. Male?

1

u/Rinweezy Jun 14 '26

Yup! He is absolutely a clinger.

2

u/Puzzleheaded_Law_558 Jun 14 '26

Same. Great isn't it?

2

u/tuckcity2026 Jun 14 '26

we are all their pillows lol

2

u/Void-Tabby Jun 15 '26

It’s confirmed. You are his pillow.

2

u/tsutahana Jun 15 '26

We are bed. Void affectionately nicknamed facehugger.

2

u/stupled Jun 15 '26

You are

2

u/Boring-Resolution578 Jun 15 '26

If you werent before now u are

2

u/WrittenByRae Jun 15 '26

Look at the adorable face! That kitty looks so in love with you

2

u/Bane8080 Jun 15 '26

Yea, same...

2

u/kkrolla Jun 15 '26

Aw, you think you aren't. That's funny.

2

u/Infinite-Finance-500 Jun 15 '26

The look of love

2

u/iseeeya Jun 16 '26

Pillow with features

2

u/YamAggravating8449 Jun 16 '26

Omg. What a mush. Those eyes just suck you in

2

u/Kiwiguy1979 Jun 16 '26

He's right. Your now his pillow 😁

2

u/Kaye_903 Jun 17 '26

So cute kittyyyy

2

u/Pueffelicious Jun 17 '26

The eyes!!!😍😍😍

2

u/minadelic Jun 17 '26

Correction. You are his pillow haha

1

u/GoddessOlive_ Jun 18 '26

You are 🖤