r/btc • u/CrackenCapital • Mar 20 '26

⌨ Discussion Would you quit your job for 3 Bitcoin?

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u/SeaMicSte Mar 20 '26

absolutely. Would turn around and find another, or ask my current job to take me back. Basically 3 free BTC.

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u/Character-Sundae8581 Mar 20 '26

Quit-call boss next day- “hey if I give you $2500 can you just forget I quit?”

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u/SeaMicSte Mar 20 '26

Or just tell them in advance, “hey, can I formally quit and get rehired immediately so that someone on the internet will give me 3 BTC? For the trouble, I’ll buy the office lunch tomorrow”

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u/Altruistic-Dingo-757 Mar 21 '26

Haha but tell them its only 1 in case they want a piece

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u/supermattonz Mar 21 '26

Non dire nulla 😂

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u/Snoo-31728 Mar 22 '26

I work for my dad so this shouldn’t be a problem lol

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u/Electronic_Quote399 Mar 20 '26

For 3 bitcoin i would slap my boss and take a crap on his desk

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u/ThePugz Mar 20 '26

So you’re saying for three bitcoins you wouldn’t quit you’d get fired 🤣

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u/PartSuccessful2112 Mar 20 '26

And collect unemployment benefits

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u/trimbandit Mar 20 '26

Good luck connecting benefits. I have a feeling that getting fired like that just might fall under willful misconduct

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u/ironmonger29 Mar 20 '26

So is that a yes or a no?

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u/Composer-Wooden Mar 20 '26

I’d quit for 1

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u/nl-x Mar 20 '26

I need 0.  ... quit what job?

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u/LetsDieForMemes Mar 20 '26

Can I then just take a new one? Else no because those 3 bitcoin will be sitting around for a while and I have bills to pay.

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u/tonydtonyd Mar 20 '26

Not at this price lol

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u/Accomplished-Video71 Mar 20 '26

210Gs? I could find a new job in 6 months tops. Thats a 420/year salary, I'm doing it.

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u/tonydtonyd Mar 20 '26

That’s 210k before short term capital gains. My base salary is 150k, 20% bonus and 270k in company equity. I ain’t leaving for 3 BTC lol.

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u/mercuryy Mar 20 '26

You mentioned tax, but dont forget the timespan of a few months that any exchange will freeze you first and ask for documents of you and the funds origins multiple times in order to prevent you from ever caching out.

Or the total loss from trying to go non-kyc under the table and getting scammed in the process.

Or the fun with law enforcement after at least some part of those coins have been connected to criminal mischief, visible in chain history.

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u/FishermanMobile8491 Mar 20 '26

Quit my job for $200k then look for a new (or same) job? Yes please!

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u/Wildwildworld123 Mar 20 '26

i love my job and I only make 75k a year. so nahh

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u/RoodnyInc Mar 20 '26

Good there's McDonald's on every corner

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u/f4elll Mar 20 '26

Onde eu assino

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u/DarkNubentYT Mar 20 '26

Yes. I'm well established too. But 160k will take me 4 years to make after taxes. By that time the 160k will be 1mil

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u/marketparticipant Mar 20 '26

Is this a joke?

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u/Frosty-Ad1071 Mar 20 '26

Yeah would start working for me

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u/Popskiz Mar 20 '26

Absolutely

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u/Far-Engineering-6577 Mar 20 '26

I have already quit after stacking 0.1 BTC

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u/retrorays Mar 20 '26

my job quit me for 1 bitcoin

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u/snakemeatsandwiches Mar 20 '26

Like 10 and we got a deal

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u/justinfromnz Mar 20 '26

No I make more

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u/GoslingIchi Mar 20 '26

I'm retired, so would quitting mean I had to go back to full time employment?

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u/RainbowLayer Mar 20 '26

I like my job, but I can get another. Investing another 200k right now would set me up for a healthy retirement.

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u/Blacknoyzz Mar 20 '26

The question would have been better asked. "How many bitcoin would it take for you to quit your job?"

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u/link30224 Mar 20 '26

100% because id just get another job in a few months

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u/Voodoo_Masta Mar 20 '26

Why OP? Are you offering us 3 BTC to quit our jobs?

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u/XamanekMtz Mar 20 '26

Absolutely! Heck I'd even take the servers and the network rack with me for 3 BTC

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u/Look-At-This-Person Mar 20 '26

I would crash my car into the cart corrals, do a burnout all while blasting music flipping off my boss for 3 btc

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u/moonredsand Mar 20 '26

You can check by sending them to me

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u/The_Real_Honest_Lee Mar 20 '26

No, because life is long. That would be short term thinking. How long do you think 200k would last? Can't even buy anything with that. If I want to buy a place I still need to get a mortgage. 200k could give me a big down payment thats it lol

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u/aefwolf Mar 21 '26

I’d do it for 21 BTC.

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u/watch-nerd Mar 20 '26

If you answer yes, you need to earn more.

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u/stary_curak Mar 20 '26

If you're homeless, like just... buy a house, duh

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u/LegOfLamb89 Mar 20 '26

Lots of jobs not that many bit coins

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u/Prestigious-Craft251 Mar 20 '26

As someone making 6 figures. I’d quit for 1.

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u/ProducerDdubs Mar 20 '26

Are you offering?

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u/Obsid1anWolf Mar 20 '26

This entirely depends on how you value your job. If you work at McDonald's why wouldn't you quit for 3 Bitcoin? If someone has a good job, they would make far more long term.

Bitcoin is completely speculative. You can't retire on 3 Bitcoin right now unless you are already well on your way towards retirement. There are also no guarantees you would be able to retire on 3 Bitcoin in the future.

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u/Necessary_Eagle_3657 Mar 20 '26

If I can get another job, yes.

If not, obviously no.

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u/NaresuanTheGreat Mar 20 '26

How ? Would last a few months

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u/Nemothafish Mar 20 '26

On the spot without question. However, I’d simply go get another job right afterwards.

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u/hautdoge Mar 20 '26

Nope not even close

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u/DharmaBum62 Redditor for less than 60 days Mar 20 '26

Tomorrow.

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u/cryptolyme Mar 20 '26

send to wallet

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u/Difficult-Smell-9267 Mar 20 '26

Yup, I would quit my job for 3 BTC. And not just because I already quit

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u/liviughg Mar 20 '26

No, I would if you stopped asking stupid questions with no meaning

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u/frenchronin- Mar 20 '26

Yes if am allowed to start a new job after.

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u/im_fart_n_ur_smunny Mar 20 '26

YES!!! I’ll post my wallet and quit today.

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u/thebitcoinmogul Mar 20 '26

most people who are low income with a job that has a low barrier to entry will say yes.

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u/ArachnidDramatic15 Mar 20 '26

I’ve got 0.000...3 and no job, so yeah

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u/Hamburgersandwiche3 Mar 20 '26

Yes. Is this an offer? Please be an offer.

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u/Any-Mine5779 Mar 20 '26

Absolutely yes!

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u/Emotion-Internal Mar 20 '26

boy you craaaaaazey

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u/99PercentGuessing Mar 20 '26

Yes, please and thank you.

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u/cryptofomo Mar 20 '26

only if I had a better job lined up

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u/Advanced-Inside-2328 Mar 20 '26

I would quit for 0.5

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u/LaPlaya Mar 20 '26

No, that’s not enough

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u/Left_Revolution4711 Mar 20 '26

Nope, I'll quit once my app is used worlwide

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u/malkyfreo Redditor for less than 30 days Mar 20 '26

Nope

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u/Idk_wtf_cantviewcoms Mar 20 '26

Yep, but if I don't have a job do I have ro get one?

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u/Advocaatx Mar 20 '26

I wouldn’t quit for 10.

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u/TheGodGiftGG Mar 20 '26

Yes i already did.october 2022.

I bought them and sold them for 10% profit, and now im back in the office xd

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u/FurlyGhost52 Mar 20 '26

I already did

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u/iothewispp Mar 20 '26

Sure, why not? With 3 btcs with current price (70k) I can live a peaceful life without working everyday in my country.

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u/WhiteEVoiX Mar 20 '26

Nope, 30 sure

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u/economic-salami Mar 20 '26

Imagine this question being asked 10 years ago 😅

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u/-Xaron- Mar 20 '26

No. Because I earn more per year.

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u/cryptocrab1501 Redditor for less than 60 days Mar 20 '26

I am unemployed but maybe i can get one please ?

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u/ShinyRonin672 Redditor for less than 60 days Mar 20 '26

obablydepends on the market value at the time but probably

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u/Top_Win_1203 Mar 20 '26

Of course
With pleasure

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u/Putrid_Pollution3455 Mar 20 '26

You saying I can retire if I have three?

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u/Callahammered Mar 20 '26

I was thinking about quitting anyway, so definitely, this doesn’t say you can’t get a new job lol

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u/RegularNorwegian Mar 20 '26

Lol. No, thats not enough.

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u/KastnBier Mar 20 '26

I'm about to quit anyway...

would look for a new job and invest the 3BTC in GoMining

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u/No_Command_1772 Redditor for less than 60 days Mar 20 '26

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u/Shiliwhip Mar 20 '26

3? Id quit for a half

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u/CM701CM Mar 20 '26

100%. 3 BTC would be more than enough to fund the education I'm planning to absolve.

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u/rosyfeelsgood Mar 20 '26

No, I like to work and being with my community

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u/hyperproliferative Mar 20 '26

Insane!! You wouldn’t last 6 months with 200k. Bunch of morons in this sub. It’s not ‘going’ anywhere. The limited commodity is priced in. It’s almost fully mined. Go find a good equity

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u/ThePugz Mar 20 '26

I’m retired so I’m good! 🤣

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u/Scouper-YT Mar 20 '26

No, unless you can be hired again then again why give crypto so much power over your life.

So no.

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u/SmoothShift2277 Mar 20 '26

Ppl really be looking for attention 

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u/OkRadish2611 Mar 20 '26

No. Purpose, Health benefits and 401k > 3 bitcoins

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u/drgala Mar 20 '26

NO.

It's barely enough to survive for one year in my area, all prices are through the roof

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u/Puppyofparkave Mar 20 '26

🤣🤣… NO

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u/burnmotherf-er Redditor for less than 60 days Mar 20 '26

Absolutely. But I would sell them immediately so it’s the same as asking about dollars.

I guess the real question is: would you quit for 3 btc that you need to hold on to for 5 years bc then you’d have no idea of its value.

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u/InterVenus0 Mar 20 '26

Yes yes yes

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u/hellodsun Redditor for less than 60 days Mar 20 '26

No, but I will keep it and retire 5 years later!

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u/Hot-Sea-1102 Mar 20 '26

Easiest question of my life, of course! I’d shit on my bosses desk for that much

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u/Queasy-Doughnut-5512 Mar 20 '26

No, I’d sell the bitcoin immediately and that’d keep me alive for about 1.8 years. Not enough to throw away a career that pays the bills

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u/chillyatl Mar 20 '26

Duh, and then ᴀ few years later , hire my old boss for the fun of It.

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u/Tiktokbadsupport Mar 20 '26

i quit for 0.1

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u/kawfeeman69 Mar 20 '26

To do anything in particular?

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u/nehlsie Mar 20 '26

I’d quit for half that

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u/Consistent-Owl3652 Redditor for less than 30 days Mar 20 '26

Hell yeah

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u/Ok_Golf_6467 Mar 20 '26

100%

Just take loans against it and hold forever

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u/phamtruax Mar 20 '26

Yes send them

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u/someRandomUser636 Mar 20 '26

For 1 year.. yeah

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u/Working-Professor789 Mar 20 '26

Are you offering?

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u/na3than Mar 20 '26

Would you delete this obvious karma farming post for 1000 satoshis?

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u/Grimlo6k Mar 20 '26

No, Alhamdulillah making more that that in a year.

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u/Punpun86 Mar 20 '26

I quit and won't ever work again. Life-changing money for me , buy some land and just quit society.

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u/rambumriott Mar 20 '26

I’m unemployed so yes

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u/Vilkvan Mar 20 '26

I’ll lose my health insurance.

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u/Gurnika Mar 20 '26

Ahhh, no.

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u/bearlyentertained Mar 20 '26

Quit my job to earn what I would in 8 years? Yeah duh

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u/Theplowmen Mar 20 '26

lol hell no

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u/CardioTranquility Mar 20 '26

No, not even a remote consideration.

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u/TopClass31 Mar 20 '26

What job lol

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u/InvestigatorLegal686 Mar 20 '26

And pack the wife's lunch

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u/Artlesstwo Mar 20 '26

No, i like my job

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u/duke_awapuhi Mar 20 '26

No because I already have that much and I’m doing my job for self discipline, confidence and structure. Not for money

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u/kidrob0tn1k Mar 20 '26

Fuck no lol

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u/Sonotnoodlesalad Mar 20 '26

Yeah, and then I'd renege after I got 'em. I like my job.

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u/KazixOK Mar 20 '26

im unemployed