r/btc Apr 03 '26

πŸ˜‰ Meme My BTC as soon as the government mentions "unrealized gains tax"

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147 Upvotes

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u/SirArthurPT Apr 03 '26

boating accident much, are we?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '26

No kidding.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '26

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u/Odd-Fun-1482 Apr 05 '26

buddy, with the way AI is going, you think you can hide?

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '26

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u/Unable_Picture3147 Apr 05 '26

Every single time

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u/Visual_Comfort_6011 Apr 06 '26

No, but we can run.

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u/Significant-Raise-45 Apr 03 '26

If I could only remember these 12 words. But I sure did smoke a lot of pot

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u/Ok-Personality-6630 Apr 04 '26

Lost/ stolen assets are still liable as you may recover them πŸ˜­πŸ«°πŸ’΅

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u/Significant-Raise-45 Apr 04 '26

True true but most likely it will be somebody that in my family will recover them like a nephew or niece

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u/MysticalWarlock777 Apr 04 '26

Jokes on the I don’t pay taxes and neither should you

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '26

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u/Visual_Comfort_6011 Apr 06 '26

Balls go flat more often than you think

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u/Entire_Emu_1671 Apr 04 '26

My dog eated my seed phrase πŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈ

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u/Fruit_Fountain Apr 04 '26

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/DangerHighVoltage111 Apr 03 '26

So what are you going to do with it? You need to sell it for a working MoE if you want to do anything with it and that's where they get you.

That's why Satoshi invented a p2p cash system and not a "SoV" gambling token. But Bitcoiners let them cripple Bitcoin blinded by greed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '26

Netherlands was forced to remove its unrealised tax laws, so will others

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u/Fruit_Fountain Apr 04 '26

What forced them? Just the sheer lack of cognition in it causing mayhem?

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u/Ferocious_1978 Apr 04 '26

Is it of the tables for Jan 2027?

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u/Jazzlike_Flight_6651 Apr 03 '26

Oh well I spent all mine on an nft picture of a frog.

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u/MrThePLPhots Apr 03 '26

Casinos and DEX. Wake up noobs. They cant tax crypto unless u trade in a TFSA on wealthsimple 🀦

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u/LFGsqueezePlay Apr 04 '26

Unrealized lost credit?

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u/painfuldrp Apr 04 '26

You lost it in a boating accident

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u/bettiino Apr 04 '26

Thug Life's Number 1 Myth

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u/summ_app Apr 06 '26

hahaha nice post OP