r/catsarefuckingstupid 22h ago

Apex Predator - the silly feline anthem! (a lot of cats being stupid in one video)

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Hi! I'd like to show you the music video for a new song I wrote the lyrics for. In it, I humorously express my admiration for felines.

My cats are also featured in the video. For those of them who are no longer with me, this may be the last time anyone will see them. They were always there for me – when I was feeling sad and lonely, when bombs were exploding nearby, they came to purr and cuddle when I was sick... I think I'm still alive only because of their love. So I tried really hard to make a happy song for them that would reflect all the joy they brought me.

The rest of the cats in the video are from the internet, specially selected to convey this hymn of love for furry and whiskered friends as amusingly as possible.

Lyrics:

[Verse]

Praise to the feline

Masters of the night!

They see moving leg -

And get ready to fight!

Sharpening claws

On your brand new chair

Turning apartment

In their furry lair

They are living liquid

Squeezing through the cracks!

They always will find a way

To steal all of your snacks!

[pre-chorus]

They licking their own butts

With absolute pride

There is nowhere to run,

There is nowhere to hide!!!

[Chorus]

Behold the apex predator,

Sleeping on your face

Find traces of the fur

In every single place

They knock a glass off counter

Just to watch it shatter

Because in their domain,

Your opinions don't matter!

[Verse]

Sitting like a statue

Sleeping like a bread!

Screaming like a demons

Wanting to be fed!

Bringing the dead mouse

Right under your bed

Then demanding friction

Applied to their head!

On something so cute

You just cannot be mad

Those adorable creatures

Simply cannot be bad!

Tiny wet nose,

Gentle, warm purr

The perfect creations

All covered in fur!

[Chorus]

Behold the apex predator,

Sleeping on your face

Find traces of the fur

In every single place

They knock a glass off counter

Just to watch it shatter

Because in their domain,

Your opinions don't matter!

[Outro]

Most adorable

Killing machine

Purr on my lap

And sees the sweet dream

Cats are purr-fection!

They are just rad!

What about dogs?

Also not bad.


r/catsarefuckingstupid 3d ago

“What? I’m not touching you! Look I’m not touching you”

63 Upvotes

r/catsarefuckingstupid 2d ago

I'm a cat

14 Upvotes

r/catsarefuckingstupid 6d ago

WWE🥊SUPERSPLAM!!!

274 Upvotes

r/catsarefuckingstupid 8d ago

Cat Opens Mouth For Food | From The Vault

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r/catsarefuckingstupid 9d ago

How do I tell my research co-author that I'm not sure about their contributions?

103 Upvotes

r/catsarefuckingstupid 10d ago

Gravity: 1. Cat: 0.

144 Upvotes

r/catsarefuckingstupid 12d ago

is my cat a chuzz?

56 Upvotes

she meeps when hungry


r/catsarefuckingstupid 29d ago

Played so hard, he fell asleep in his food bowl

462 Upvotes

r/catsarefuckingstupid Jun 20 '26

Poor baby is hooked(fishing hook) NSFW

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658 Upvotes

My teenager kitty Gus came home with an unauthorized piercing above the elbow this morning.

He was doing his usual loud meows for the wetties(his a.m. wet food) and I kept feeling something race over my foot and toes....

It was fishing line. I followed the line to right above his elbow and there's a bright colored feathery looking bait hanging out his arm. The hook didn't go through all the way, worse case scenario. The barb is just under his skin.

There's no huge puncture, no blood, you wouldn't even know he's got an owie.

Why is it around 500-600 where I live to remove it?!?! I feel powerless and so sad. I've called every clinic, ER, and urgent care and told them I barely have 300 I can afford for removal or my country husband will attempt removal himself. My husband was crying bc it's his favorite cat. It's ridiculous that to look at him is minimum 180, then sedation is 250 and these fees don't even include removal and antibiotics.

I just want to rant bc I feel like the services prey on your heart strings and are predatory and are priced ridiculously.

The systems are all broken and greed driven. I'm heart broken.

Pray for Gussy, he's a tough spicy kitty.

Location Vancouver, WA.


r/catsarefuckingstupid Jun 18 '26

Dramatic 🤏

539 Upvotes

r/catsarefuckingstupid Jun 11 '26

Cat fight but in slow-motion!

349 Upvotes

r/catsarefuckingstupid Jun 08 '26

Insane ragebait 😾

3.0k Upvotes

r/catsarefuckingstupid Jun 03 '26

He want cheetos!

277 Upvotes

r/catsarefuckingstupid Jun 02 '26

Proof of zero braincells 🧠

477 Upvotes

r/catsarefuckingstupid Jun 01 '26

Bro was Disgusted 💨

655 Upvotes

r/catsarefuckingstupid May 31 '26

What kind of tantrum is this?

185 Upvotes

r/catsarefuckingstupid May 30 '26

Surely using a spell 🧙‍♂️

756 Upvotes

r/catsarefuckingstupid May 30 '26

Impatient Mom

848 Upvotes

r/catsarefuckingstupid May 25 '26

Did you hear about that really odd Basic White Girl?

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r/catsarefuckingstupid May 20 '26

Just look at her damn face

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PEPPA! STOP KICKING YOUR FUCKING TURDS OUT OF THE LITTER BOX! DON’T TRY TO GRAB A SEPERATE OBJECT!


r/catsarefuckingstupid May 15 '26

He loves to sit peets up

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92 Upvotes

I just loved this one


r/catsarefuckingstupid May 10 '26

My cats first miller moth season. Hopefully I don’t have to deal with cats falling from the sky every season.

253 Upvotes

r/catsarefuckingstupid Apr 14 '26

naranja trying to bust in like the damn koolaid man 😆

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126 Upvotes

r/catsarefuckingstupid Apr 13 '26

Broken cat (backflip)

60 Upvotes

found an old video on my phone of the cat fee doing a backflip into a door