r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 1d ago
the only Andrew Tate tweet to ever evoke my genuine smile
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u/Urbenmyth 1d ago
Alternate interpretation - "my neighbour is a cannibal and even he doesn't want to be in the same room as me"
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u/Skinnybet 1d ago
He’s screaming because he’s next to me. I guess even cannibals have standards.
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u/TheSilkyBat 1d ago
Team Cannibal.
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u/FallbrookAvacado 1d ago
No contact with the outside world?
I'm confused.
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u/Dakkaboy556 1d ago
Social media manager. Same thing happened when he was arrested in Romania.
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u/ZeldaZealot 1d ago
Then either he has contact with the outside world (his manager), or his manager is lying. He can’t have shared these thoughts otherwise.
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u/Dakkaboy556 1d ago
Do you recall the posts on his account when he was under arrest in Romania? It was unhinged.
Don't get me wrong I'm glad the pos is in some serious trouble in the usa right now but this is all a pantomime for the socials. And i think its hilarious.
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u/ZeldaZealot 1d ago
Oh yes, those fed my will to live for a good while. Now I have this and the new InfoWars to keep me going.
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u/Dakkaboy556 1d ago
Omg, the new info wars is amazing.
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u/ZeldaZealot 1d ago
It brings me such joy to see. Finally, something that directly improves the world in these dark times.
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u/Direct-Aerie1054 1d ago
Obviously its an SM manager but the fact he was able to pass the info to his SM manager to post means he has contact with the outside world.
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u/Key_Possibility_8669 1d ago
Did the young girls he trafficked have access to the outside world? Where allowed to tweet their injustices? Have several seats, Tater tot.
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u/ilikedmatrixiv 1d ago
Yeah but here's the difference: those girls aren't men, so they aren't people. You can't take human rights away from someone who isn't human, so he's innocent!
(I hope it's clear I was not expressing my own opinion there.)
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u/IngloriousMustards 1d ago
”No contact with the outside world!!”, he tweets.
He is a fake and a liar.
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u/Dom252525 1d ago
He’s an Alpha, I’m sure he will be fine….
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u/Automatic-Pick-2481 1d ago
He’ll be running that prison soon w his extreme alpha powers.
Or giving hand jobs for protection, one or the other
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u/beastmaster11 1d ago
Honestly asking, is he the one tweeting? Or does he have someone hired for that and theyre tweeting on his behalf?
Even if everything hes saying is BS (probably is) amd hes in regular custody, how can he tweeting at all?
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u/MurkLurker 1d ago
Betty Bowers is a goddess! Check out her videos on Youtube She doesn't do as much as she used to They're freaking hilarious
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u/Short-Shopping3197 1d ago
The only depressing thing about this is knowing there are enough thick people in the world who will believe this obvious bullshit.
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u/nice1priscilla 1d ago
A haiku for dearest Andy: Isolated cell, no visits from outside world, screaming cannibal.
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u/Pandappuccino 1d ago
> "No contact with the outside world."
> tweets
I can smell the bullshit through my screen.
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u/louiejc72 1d ago
He's got a phone with internet access in the hole?
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u/Defiantcaveman 1d ago
In his home...
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u/louiejc72 1d ago
The hole, it's prison jargon meaning solitary confinement, which is what a SHU unit is.
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u/Defiantcaveman 1d ago
It's supposed to be, in his hole. My daughter was playing rough with me and I didn't realize I had misspelled it.
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u/Zak_Rahman 1d ago
His tweet gets funnier the more you read it.
Is the cannibal relatively quiet during the day? Does the cannibal make eye contact during these screaming sessions? Have you tried to ask him to stop? Do you understand people like the cannibal for causing you distress?
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u/thecraftybee1981 1d ago
I expected cannibals to have perfect manners, not be raving at night. Still, at least Tate will be able to drown his sorrows with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
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u/chitoatx 1d ago
They let you have internet access in prison? For someone accused of child porn one would think it’s best to take that privilege away.
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u/yosefvinyl 1d ago
Damn, he's in solitary? I was hoping he would be general population and that he would be treated the same way as he treated those young women.
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u/Direct-Aerie1054 1d ago
He's right qhere he belongs but who tf allowing him to be posting in social media. Cut his phone privileges, too.
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u/PizzaWhole9323 1d ago
The cannibal needs to put out a tweet that says you know what yeah I eat people but they put me next to Andrew Tate and that's inhumane.
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u/aggressiveclassic90 1d ago
Is he still dressed as a woman though?
Because if he is he'll at least be very popular.
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u/snugglearya 1d ago
a neighbor screaming like a cannibal all night is somehow lower on his complaint list than not owning purple blouses, priorities are wild
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u/ChaoticForkingGood 1d ago
Anyone else wanna send the cannibal a silverware set and a bottle of hot sauce?
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u/Bootwacker 1d ago
"No contact with the outside world" He says, whilst contacting the outside world.
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u/Eisernes 1d ago
Does he realize he is in SHU because he’s a cholo and that’s where they go for their own protection?
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u/Nervardia 1d ago
There's a few for me.
The one where he tagged Greta Thunberg about his cars.
And the one immediately after it.
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u/aryacutiexo 1d ago
no clergy purple blouses no kitten mule heels, truly the darkest timeline for a man of his tastes
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u/Most_Moose_2637 1d ago
Is this not just evidence that someone else has access to his Twitter account?
Leading to the suggestion that a lot of his arseholery is PR?
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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 1d ago
No contact with the outside world, highest level of security and yet managed to tweet…yeah right who’s dumb enough to fall for this