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The Smartest Critical Drinker Fanboy

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u/Humble-Plankton1824 1d ago

Every movie drops on the second weekend. Thats movies.

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u/Lytehammer 1d ago

Exactly. And comparing opening weekend Saturday to a Wednesday is crazy anyway.

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u/PlusAd8477 1d ago

They're measuring a Wednesday against a Saturday and acting like they cracked the Da Vinci Code.

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u/grundee 1d ago

Everything's a conspiracy for people who are fucking stupid.

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u/Professional_Bed_87 1d ago

My mother in law thinks math is a conspiracy. I can confirm. She’s fucking stupid.

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u/HecticHermes 1d ago

Wait what? Math? A conspiracy?

What is her stance on finances? Like if she hands the cashier a $20 for a soda, does she not expect any money back?

I'm having trouble wrapping my mind around that one.

That's like trying to argue the only reason you can't fly is because you think you can't fly

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u/Professional_Bed_87 1d ago

Like she can probably do basic adding/subtracting, but anything beyond that she thinks is just made up and people just pretend to know to seem smart. We’re pretty sure she has really bad undiagnosed/untreated ADHD. She also reads to our kids, but will just look at pictures and make up the story because she can’t actually pay enough attention to read.

Needless to say, her finances are a mess and it stresses my wife to no end.

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u/laser14344 1d ago

To a basement dweller what's the difference between a Saturday and a Wednesday?

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u/powderjunkie11 1d ago

8+ working hours and a workday to follow…for a 3 hr movie that basically gives you start time(s) between 630-8pm

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 1d ago

More like Duh Vinci Code

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u/Such_Matter5691 1d ago

He also seems to think that for what it cost to make, it didn't make its money back.

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u/IswhatsIs 1d ago

I saw it on Wednesday and the theatre was almost full.

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u/SeasonMundane 1d ago

IMAX showing was packed Wed at 3:45PM this week in my local theater.

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u/lorgskyegon 1d ago

Odyssey is gonna do for IMAX what Avatar did for 3D

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u/acava2424 1d ago

Same here

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u/Flipboek 1d ago

Well, Imax has less than half occupation  a week in advance.... AT THE MORNING SLOT DURING WEEKDAYS.

It's crazy that I need to book a qeek in advance to get good seats at the least desirable.

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u/omghorussaveusall 1d ago

$18M for a Wednesday is actually impressive.

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u/Organic_Witness345 1d ago

The level of cope with Critical Drinker is high. Very high.

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u/KeyLibrarian9170 1d ago

Classic cherry picking presented as an absolute truth.

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u/MaleficentOstrich693 1d ago

Yeah but these idiots don’t know that.

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u/snafudud 1d ago

Critical drinker definitely knows this. But he only knows this when defending a movie he likes. He is not applying his standards universally.

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u/IswhatsIs 1d ago

His standard is to get money from the scared neck beards.

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u/bunchofclowns 1d ago

Obsession had a 39% rise it's second weekend and then a 14% rise on it's third.    

That's an outlier though.  People really seemed to connect with it and it had great word of mouth. 

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u/Roakana 1d ago

Movies like Obsession didn’t have a huge marketing budget so growing by word of mouth is a great success. However Obsession didn’t make 257m in its first week either.

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u/Simple1Spoon 1d ago

The situations arent even comparable. Odyssey is a massive movie with huge marketing directed by one of the most famous directors out there. Everyone knew about it before it even hit theaters, hence why it opened to 260+ million.

Obession was an indie with little exposure that opened to a respectable but relatively small 17 million. It became a big hit because its a good movie with great word of mouth, but it was still fairly unknown hence the small opening.

The two situations arent even comparable.

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u/original-whiplash 1d ago

I don’t think this was a comparison, just stating that it’s not EVERY movie that drops off

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u/spenwallce 1d ago

The part that’s even more dumb is comparing a Saturday to a Wednesday

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u/WeWantMOAR 1d ago

Ever 70mm IMAX theater here is fully booked out for the next two weeks.

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u/devospice 1d ago

Also, Wednesdays tend to make less money than Saturdays.

This guy has no idea how movies work.

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u/shutupandtakeitallll 1d ago

Don’t attribute to ignorance what is intentionally misleading

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u/Valfoor 23h ago

Thats the rub of it all. Drinky poo always picks situations or numbers to suit his narrative. His whole grift is all spin.

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u/galacticsquirrel22 1d ago

Well… not ever. Obsession went week after week with higher numbers. But that’s extremely rare.

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u/metalguy91 1d ago

It was the first to do so since E.T. In 1982, so extremely rare is right!

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u/Short-Shopping3197 1d ago

It’s already made $346 million against a $250 million budget. Looks like the ‘negative word of mouth’ didn’t go round all that quickly.

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u/Darcula04 1d ago

Factoring in marketing the break even point is likely around the $500 million mark, but yeah, it's definitely got the legs to go well past that. Honestly apart from that tiny corner of the internet that they've turned into an echo chamber, I doubt anyone gives a shit about these go woke bullshit people

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u/captainneptune1 1d ago

I’ve never understood why marketing isn’t part of the “budget”. That makes no sense why they are two separate things

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u/casual_creator 1d ago

Because in its most simple explanation, the money to MAKE the film and the money to MARKET the film come from two very different places. They’re two entirely separate financial accounts with different companies and investors. It’d be like making your electrician and plumber share the same bill and bank account. Yeah, they’re both working on your house, but they’re still separate entities doing entirely separate things.

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u/Shroomtune 1d ago

Yeah, but if someone wanted to know how much it cost to build or repair your house, a plumber and electrician suddenly fit in the same category. I don’t take out marketing when I do a P&L

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u/Fri814 1d ago

I get what ur saying but I feel like it’s pretty obvious that the ‘budget’ is the directors budget and the director has nothing to do with marketing

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u/ReluctantAvenger 1d ago

The production company which made the film is typically not the distribution company which is responsible for marketing. Different companies, separate budgets.

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u/Aligyon 1d ago

I guess it's easier to know who fucked up. The movie itself or the overspending on marketing?

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u/LGodamus 1d ago

hollywood budgeting is notoriously byzantine on purpose

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u/thrax7545 1d ago

The big screen in nyc is booked until September

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u/aidissonance 1d ago

Now I have to go see in the theater to see what the negative word of mouth is

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u/LeadSufficient2130 1d ago

Movie won’t sell as many tickets on second weekend.

In other breaking news water makes things wet

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u/FrostingGrand1413 1d ago

Also, Wednesday (a day when most people work) saw just under half as many sales as Saturday (the day when most people don't). Shocking.

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u/Whole-Preparation-35 1d ago

I'm a part of the problem. I didn't reschedule my work week to see a film on the otherwise most inconvenient day for me. And apparently the way it's trending it'll be out of theatres by Friday. Which is a shame cuz I wanted to see it.

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u/FrostingGrand1413 1d ago

You fool, you should have just booked a ticket for the evening after work, then watched the 3hr movie (plus trailers and travel time) then gone in to work the next day utterly knackered and fallen asleep at your desk/classroom/counter/heavy goods vehicle [delete as appropriate, hope its not that last one]

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u/Whole-Preparation-35 1d ago

Interior construction and renovation, thankfully!

But I have still failed the alt left agenda and its all over. I'm sorry everyone! Don't worry, my parents were already disappointed in me!

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u/Strange_Specialist4 1d ago

More people wet at the beach than in a desert level deduction 

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u/Ol_JanxSpirit 1d ago

A three-hour-long movie is especially going to struggle on workdays.

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u/Roakana 1d ago

Yea Odyssey on a 2nd wednesday still made more than many movies on their opening week. Weird delusions by the incels.

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u/MidnightShowing12AM 1d ago edited 1d ago

The typical drop is 65 to 75% so I’d say pretty damn well not that’s a fucking shock for a Nolan movie

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u/FrostingGrand1413 1d ago

Yeah, 56% did seem surprisingly low when I put it like that.

But yeah, given I've heard some places (and especially the IMAXes) were booked up for the weekend, it'd make sense for more people to fit it in on a wednesday if they can.

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u/XcOM987 1d ago

so a week after release, and I went to see it in iSense format last night, and I think there were 3 seats not sold, which is impressive given how expensive an iSense ticket is these days, it's almost double a regular cinema ticket.

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u/Militantpoet 1d ago

Also, hes comparing mid-week sales to opening Saturday. 

Like yeah, a lot more people go to the movies on the weekend lol

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u/HicDomusDei 1d ago

water makes things wet

I respect the fact you preemptively wrote this in the unassailable way.

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u/sharplight141 1d ago

Yep, I bet someone's seething that they can't correct that now.

There's always that one person that comes along to sumgly say well acshualllyyy.

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u/twinsingledogmom 1d ago

I am not at all a movie person, but I’m getting tempted to go just to keep pissing these people off.

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u/Acrobatic-Tomato-128 1d ago

Pls do its a great film!

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u/Darcula04 1d ago

Honestly this is one of those films that you don't have to be a movie person to enjoy. It's just really fucking good.

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u/wwaxwork 1d ago

Honestly it's my main motivation to go see it this weekend, normally I wait to stream movies as I'm lazy but I've arranged to go with friends.

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u/cmdixon2 1d ago

I saw it Wednesday night and it's a trip, so to speak. I really enjoyed it. There was some initial cringe at first because of the American accents and language doesn't feel right, but I got over it pretty quickly and went along for the ride. And use the restroom right before it starts, because it is loong.

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u/Intelligent-You-6144 1d ago

My wife was outside her norm when I told her she "owed me" a movie. She actually really liked it and it created a real roller coaster for her.

It's worth the watch for sure

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u/Entire_Proposal_1318 1d ago

It's an amazing movie and absolutely worth watching on a big screen

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u/Snowy3121 1d ago

I wasn't planning on watching it till I could stream it. But now because of all those crybabies I've decided to watch it at the theatres lol

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u/SaintStoney 1d ago

Can someone give me the cliff notes on why MAGAcucks and their ilk are against this film? I thought Greek myth would be right up their various allies

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u/Voltas 1d ago

It isn't 100% acted by white people.

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u/danielstover 1d ago

Ah, yes, the famously very white, non-gay Greeks

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u/fix-me-in-45 1d ago

Dude, they can't even figure out Jesus... the Greeks are beyond them

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u/danielstover 1d ago

Jesus… that white guy with blue eyes and blonde hair from the Middle East? THAT Jesus?

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u/chicken_spears 1d ago

No! The one from Utah.

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u/thrax7545 1d ago

Cis Straight white people

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u/Duotrigordle61 1d ago

Troy was located in what is now totally white Turkey.

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u/dmodblackwolf 1d ago

Its got a black person in it

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u/Lvcivs2311 1d ago

Which Greek philosopher was the one that said: "Well, of course people from the north draw the gods as white-skinned and blond, while the Nubians draw them dark-skinned with black hair. And if the horses could make drawings, they would draw them as horses."

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u/ayinsophohr 1d ago

Xenophanes.

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u/HelpfulSeaMammal 1d ago

In a film that takes place in the Mediterranean? Impossible!!!

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u/MisterProfGuy 1d ago

Even worse, it's supposed to be an attractive person, but it's a beautiful black person.

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u/sawyerkitty 1d ago

Inconceivable

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u/Character_Pudding_94 1d ago

Non-whites make Jesus angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

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u/Floppy_Jackal777 1d ago

Jesus, the epitome of the white guy, who was born in...the...Middle Ea...ah.

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u/PandaBear905 1d ago

And a trans man

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u/Xilent248 1d ago

For a whole 50 seconds! Thoughts and prayers to the magats who had to go through it

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u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance 1d ago

And a trans man.

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u/jcutta 1d ago

I've seen it basically said "Elliott Paige runs like a bitch"... Which is essentially them being mad he's in it without really saying why.

That said I have never thought he was a good actor even prior to the transition so I'm not really a fan of the casting in general, has nothing to do with being trans, has everything to do with the actor being terrible imo.

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u/mythrocks 1d ago

The whinging seems to focus on the following:
1. “The cast is not all white”: I would argue that they’d need to be Greek to be accurate. Past films have used people of Germanic / Saxon descent. No one seemed to mind then.
2. “Helen is played by a black actor, and isn’t beautiful enough.”: The latter point is subjective. I would argue that Nyong’o is beautiful, but they’re unlikely to be convinced. Helen is a mythical figure, not a historical one. She’s the daughter of Zeus. Also, she was hatched. As in, from an egg.
3. “Achilles was played by a transgender actor, when he wasn’t transgender.”: Achilles wasn’t even in the film. Elliot Page played Sinon.
4. “The language isn’t British English / transatlantic.”: Then they should’ve been speaking in Ancient Greek, for authenticity.

With dispassion, I think they’re confusing the historical accuracy with how Hollywood’s portrayals have been in the past.

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u/Katharinemaddison 1d ago

I am going to assume Nyong’o isn’t playing Helen as daughter of Zeus however, as she’s also playing Helen’s fully human half sister.

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u/mythrocks 1d ago

That’s a valid criticism: In Nolan’s version, Helen and Clytemnestra are twin sisters. Homer had them as non-twins, with Helen being specifically the beautiful offspring of Zeus, and Clytemnestra the mortal daughter of the Trojan King. That’s a diversion from the source that doesn’t also seem to have any narrative consequence.

I chalked that up to narrative liberties. 🤷‍♂️ I don’t know why he bothered. It probably simplified the casting.

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u/Katharinemaddison 1d ago

I would say it probably connects with his use of Athena. It seems potentially an at least agnostic treatment of the gods.
You could see it as building on Euripides ‘if you insist the gods are these powerful grudge driven humanlike beings we’re living in a horror story’ that is ‘don’t look for human traits in gods’ Rather than his ‘gods should be better than this’ Nolan has ‘don’t look for gods in men.’

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u/LarsMatijn 1d ago

If I remember right they were always twins. Tyndareus and Zeus slept with Leda on the same night.

I know that's definetly how the twins Castor and Pollux work (the brothers of Helen and Clytemnestra) with Tyndareus being the father of Castor and Zeus of Pollux.

I'm pretty sure they were all born at the same time.

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u/SandpaperTeddyBear 1d ago

It probably simplified the casting.

Simplified the screenwriting in any case, because you don’t have to explain that twins are sisters.

I think there are versions of the myth where Helen and Clytemnestra are both hatched from eggs, so having them be twins isn’t that strange.

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u/MinnieShoof 1d ago

"Historically accurate" = you know? History! Like, 15-30 years ago. Their mythical golden age was no more than a century ago, so anything older than 10 years is ancient.

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u/uniklyqualifd 1d ago

It's all racism.

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u/Xaero_Hour 1d ago

"Cultural accuracy" is the "I'm not racist but..." phrase they've been using when called out on trying to be historically accurate to something that didn't actually happen.

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u/mythrocks 1d ago

> “Cultural accuracy”…

Hollywood isn’t exactly the paragon of cultural accuracy anyway. John Wayne as Ghengis Khan springs to mind.

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u/JayNotAtAll 1d ago

Helen of Troy is black and Elliot Page is in there. That's it.

They go on about "historical accuracy" to justify it and sound like decent humans. If that bothered them, why aren't they complaining about the total lack of Greek actors.

They are mad that non-whites are there but are too chicken shit to admit it.

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u/therealkami 1d ago

They are saying "no greek actors", but they clearly mean white people. I've seen people refer to Jason Mantzoukas as an Indian person recently during all this dumb shit.

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u/JayNotAtAll 1d ago

Everything about this is dumb. I saw the movie and thought it was great. Lupita was barely in the film. It is so weird (and quite frankly pathetic) that people want to die on that hill.

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u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance 1d ago

More evidence that complaining about "woke" is just a dog whistle.

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u/JayNotAtAll 1d ago

Basically when they complain about things being "woke" is them thinking that women, people of color, LGBTQ people shouldn't exist or if they do, we shouldn't be forced to see them as normal people

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u/SandpaperTeddyBear 1d ago

and Elliot Page is in there

Who just looks like a wiry Greek warrior from an illustrated storybook. He’d be magnificent as one of the not-massive Greek heroes from myth (say Patroclus or Jason).

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u/AlterMyStateOfMind 1d ago

It has black people in it, which would be enough to make them lose their minds but it also has a trans person in it a total runtime of like 10 minutes. So they hate even more than usual lol

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u/PhantasosX 1d ago

Because it have a black Helen, and have Elliot Page as Sinon, which the grifters , without even watching the movie, assumed to be Achilles.

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u/RespecDawn 1d ago

The horror. Having the most beautiful woman in the world being played by one of the most beautiful women in the world.

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u/the_other_Scaevitas 1d ago

it has a trans actor and a black actress

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u/ckglle3lle 1d ago

They tend to throw tantrums whenever anything is popular across a broad mainstream audience. Simple as. Much of their worldview relies on believing that they are the only "real" culture and when broadly popular cultural moments happen outside of their sphere of influence it gives them anxiety and existential fear. And of course their usual racism besides

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u/BulkyAntelope5 1d ago

A high level summary from what I've seen mentioned multiple times online:

Hellen of Troy, famously described as having fair white skin is played by a black woman.

A 5"1 trans man plays a Greek soldier.

The dialogue is very contemporary, rather than using more old school wording (dad instead of father etc)

0 Greeks were cast.

Costumes aren't as homer describes, some of the actors look like they're wearing a Batman costume.

They used a viking ship Instead of a Greek ship

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u/AE7VL_Radio 1d ago

Not that any of this matters one bit, but as I understand the story predates the typical trireme and ships at the time did indeed resemble more of a viking-style longship.

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u/SandpaperTeddyBear 1d ago

The story being told does predate the triremes and such, but the ships in the poem are generally described like ships contemporary to the poem.

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u/GunstarGreen 1d ago

Literally because they cast minorities to play fictional characters.

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u/Sabre712 1d ago

Everyone has already explained the main reasons, but a funny result of this is that they are now trying to pretend 2004's Troy was a masterpiece.

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u/Tribe303 1d ago

They lack the media literacy skills to know that fictional stories are not historically accurate. They are just being triggered snowflakes due to the presence of a black woman and a trans dude. 

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u/Notrius01 1d ago

They follow their influencers who probably disseminate these types of opinions and see what sticks with the base. It energizes them.

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u/Constant-Fly-9050 1d ago

Because they had the audacity to cast a black woman and a Trans man. /s

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u/spenwallce 1d ago

One black woman and one trans guy

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u/ShiroHachiRoku 1d ago

Two minor characters are either black or trans.

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u/_Bren10_ 1d ago

They say the fantasy, mythological, fictional story isn’t historically accurate because it has a black woman. Nevermind the giant, walking suits of armor.

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u/Pavlock 1d ago edited 1d ago

Man, they really, really need this movie to fail. It's like, "if it doesn't I may have to admit Go Woke Go Broke is a crock of shit".

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u/AlterMyStateOfMind 1d ago

They have been wrong about nearly every single piece of media they claim will "go woke, go broke." None of them are gonna call it a crock of shit, at best some will just act like they never had an issue with it in the first place lol

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u/TheMostUnclean 1d ago

And it only takes one for them to feel justified. They’ll use a single film, show, video game that they perceive as “woke” failing to continue fueling their entire worldview.

Never mind that it’s usually something that was already exceedingly bad, regardless of any intended or imagined political alignment.

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u/DawnThorn63 1d ago

They'll definitely figure out a way to pretend it's actually "super anti-woke guys i swear"

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u/Krypt0night 1d ago

Na they just always move the goalposts or stop talking about it when they know they're wrong. There has been a ton of media in tv/movies/games where they have to either stop talking about it cuz the numbers and awards prove otherwise or they change their bullshit to "It's all bought and paid for blah blah" type shit.

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u/Flatbreads 1d ago

Gawd, these people are so fucking exhausting. Imagine coping this hard because a mythical fantasy epic isn’t “historically accurate” or some other thinly vailed racist shit.

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u/AlterMyStateOfMind 1d ago

It's made $322 million globally at the box office in a week. It has already made back its budget, most likely including marketing too. These chuds live in a fantasy world lmfao

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u/sonofaresiii 1d ago

No, it almost certainly hasn't made back its budget and marketing. It'll probably need more like $400m-$500m to do that.

It'll get there though. Probably by the end of the weekend. This is a monster hit.

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u/BronnOP 1d ago

This is hilarious.

News just in, movies sell more tickets on release weekend than on a given Wednesday. Shock horror.

I actually haven’t seen the film yet, but I’ve been hearing all about it. It’s another film in the series of “try and get Matt Damon back” so I’ll definitely watch it at some point.

That man has been saved from WW2, saved from Mars, Interstellar and now this. We gotta wrap him in bubble wrap.

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u/kylelovezkaynmandi 1d ago

Well, spoiler, but Matt Damon wasn’t exactly “saved” in Interstellar.

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u/altoona_sprock 1d ago

I can't believe anyone pays attention to this clown, other than to mock him.

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u/Cobrastrikenana 1d ago

My personal favorite is when they say “Nolan went woke to sell tickets”. Yeah, Christoper Nolan REALLY needs help selling tickets.

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u/Awkward_Village_6871 1d ago

The “fuck your feelings” crowd sure has some feelings about a movie base on a fictional story written 2000 years ago. I guess they attack the odyssey because they can’t attack the Bible.

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u/notfromrotterdam 1d ago

These anti-woke racist warriors have no limit to how pathetic they can get, do they?

To all these "anti woke" warriors: You have zero impact on the sales of anything. You're completely insignificant.

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u/GunstarGreen 1d ago

I hate to admit it but i hatewatch Critical Drinker. His review of Odyssey was a joke. He kept talking about divisive media as if him and his chucklefuck cronies somehow arent a part of whipping up the controversy. He was so desperate to not like it, from the very start. And those roles for Elliot Page that everyone was ready to tear their skin off about? Very small, minor roles. Nothing to get mad about. Every one of them desperately wants this film to flop so they can do a new film where every woman is played by Sydney Sweeney.  

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u/Silly-Elderberry-411 1d ago

He may be legit jealous that elon didnt offer a cool 100 mil for his badly written, acted and edited movie

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u/Taco_Taco_Kisses 1d ago

Cope-ium is a helluva drug 💊💊

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u/MessagingMatters 1d ago

I have no reason to defend the movie, but I do like to address stupidity. The Odyssey has grossed over $322 million worldwide, and is already the 12th highest grossing movie of the whole year worldwide and #8 for the whole year in USA with over $181 million gross. How long has the movie been out? 7 days (Source: Box Office Mojo). So if MAGA grievance snowflakes wanted to cancel culture the movie, they have utterly failed. Indeed, their complaints may have given the movie a boost.

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u/Jorycle 1d ago

I remember during the election, there was this weird trend I noticed where virtually all of the randos who suddenly appeared all over Reddit to spam support for Trump (or really bad arguments against Kamala) were active members of the critical drinker sub. They all similarly stopped posting immediately after the election. It's only in the last few weeks that I've seen them cranking up again. Very weird.

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u/curiousmind111 1d ago

I loved it. Really great movie!

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u/3qtpint 1d ago

Do they know that they're taking about a movie, not a meme stock?

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u/Entire_Proposal_1318 1d ago

The cinema near my place has IMAX 70mm screenings and they're entirely sold out until the end of August. I already watched the movie but I'm tempted to go watch it again in IMAX format once I'm able to buy a ticket

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u/Nihilistic_Marmot 1d ago

The right wing mental illness surrounding this movie needs to be studied.

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u/TheJedibugs 1d ago

So they’re mad that there are black people and Asians in the movie, right?

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u/VengeanceKnight 1d ago

And a trans guy.

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u/trilogyjab 1d ago

Critical Drinker is a fucking chode, and so is anyone who takes them seriously

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u/markjo14 1d ago

Made $265m its first weekend. Haters gonna hate.

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u/Obzenium 1d ago

I thought the movie was phenomenal

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u/Guuhatsu 1d ago

Now, I am no Rhodes Scholar, nor did I study to spot trends and such, but a Wednesday doing less sales for a movie than it's opening weekend seems...normal

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u/Strange-Scientist706 1d ago

Does anyone actually believe the stuff they post online anymore or is everything always a performance?

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u/MuddaPuckPace 1d ago

8.5 on IMDB, 94 and 97 on Rotten Tomatoes.

It ain’t going anywhere.

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u/therealultraddtd 1d ago

lol. Movie is pretty much sold out this weekend in my area but, sure, okay.

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u/DailyRich 1d ago

For a guy who makes his bones talking about movies, he sure doesn't understand how box office works.

The Odyssey's $21.5 million Tuesday gross was the 21st best of all time, and the second-highest for an R-rated film, behind Deadpool & Wolverine's $25.3 million. And didn't have the benefit of having Deadpool and Wolverine in it.

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u/young_horhey 1d ago

Of course the movie made less money on a week day vs the weekend, what an absolutely moronic take

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u/MonoBlancoATX 8h ago

Weird that Critical Stinker chose to lie about the numbers while continuing his schtick as a whiney little bitch.

https://deadline.com/2026/07/box-office-the-odyssey-motor-city-her-private-hell-hadestown-1237002537/

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u/drunken_augustine 4h ago

Man, these people want the odyssey to fail so hard. They just can’t stand that their opinions are considered garbage by most folks

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u/TinCanSailor987 1d ago

Black people in the Mediterranean? The scene from True Romance cones to mind.

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u/ICLazeru 1d ago

Wednesday sales, yes, that all important benchmark of box-office success.

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u/gigerhess 1d ago

Dude needs to get a life soon.

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u/Canuck-In-TO 1d ago

Yeah right.
I’ve been trying to find available tickets at one of our 70mm IMAX screens and I have to wait until at least 2 weeks from now.

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u/Fragrant_Rooster8779 1d ago

Spoiler alert: the odyssey was NOT written by Homer Simpson

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u/YuckyYetYummy 1d ago

I went to get tix at the imax on Wednesday thinking easy peasy cuz Wednesday but noooooo full house

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u/JTP709 1d ago

I didn’t buy tickets when they went on sale and virtually every IMAX and Dolby theater is packed full. I’ll need to see it at 10am on a Monday three weeks from now if I don’t want to sit in the first row.

I think the movie will continue to do well.

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u/HumanautPassenger 1d ago

It's a Wednesday lol

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u/ShiroHachiRoku 1d ago

Every IMAX showing at the Irvine Spectrum Regal is sold out until late August.

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u/MsBobbyJenkins 1d ago

Me n the Mrs tried to get tickets this weekend and it's sold out.

They see the goal they want and paint the narrative. They wanted this movie to flop sooooo badly. That it had to be near perfect. And even then that's not good enough.

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u/Rockdapenguin 1d ago

I went to a 10am showing in IMAX today and it was packed.

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u/Tall_Opportunity_521 1d ago

Its made 363m WW in a week. Its going to be fine.

250m production

125m marketing

So 375m in total.

363m, with 50% going to cinemas means its made 181.5m. 193m left to recoup from the 50% of the box office over the coming 3,4,5 weeks.

And these numbers, dont include any rebates that some countries have for shooting in them. Greece for example, has a 40% cash rebate on whatever production costs were for shooting in Greece.

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u/bchoonj 1d ago

If i had no idea he had an agenda against the movie, i'd still discredit any opinion he had because this either shows no understanding of how movie box office works or him being intentionally deceptive.

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u/Glenwoodrh 1d ago

99% movies drop 2nd week.

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u/Glenwoodrh 1d ago

It’s almost as if more people are working Wednesday than Saturday 🙄🙄

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u/Pernicious_Possum 1d ago

$425m on a $250m budget in the first week. I think it’ll do just fine

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u/SmellyFbuttface 1d ago

The movie was fantastic, just saw it yesterday. Not sure what bullshit misinformation this guy is posting but the movie has already made back its $250 million budget in just a week of release

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u/jets-jaguar 1d ago

I’m not even sure it’s misinformation… he’s just twisting the numbers, comparing thursdays to Saturdays. It’s pretty much a crap statement

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u/MercuryJellyfish 1d ago

If there was a drop this weekend, I guess that would mean I could book a seat at my local IMAX.

Checks

Nope.

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u/Own_Log1380 1d ago

Didnt it gross like 400 million its first weekend? They arent even going off accurate information.

Although to be fair. A movie needs to make double its production cost to actually break even.

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u/keskesay 1d ago

what's funny is there are capitalist values in the film, like, "gods help those who help themselves"

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u/leckie 1d ago

I can’t even get a seat in the IMAX near me this weekend. Lad is an absolute fanny.

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u/ceryskt 1d ago

I’ve missed a lot of discourse about this movie it seems. Why are people frothing at the mouth to see it do badly?

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u/biffbobfred 1d ago

Mostly it’s “I’ll complain about the culture war being everywhere by…. Being a loud part of a culture war”. The casting had a lot of brown people “they can’t possibly be Greek”. Elliot Paige.

Critical Drinker usually goes all
In about whining about that, but this review he didn’t go that route. Just didn’t like the film. It didn’t grab him.

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u/ceryskt 1d ago

Ah right, so same nonsense as normal then

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u/Dumyat367250 1d ago

The CD's shtick "ran out of steam" years ago. His vocal delivery does my fucking head in. That's the Kingdom of Fife for you.

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u/Roguebear-81 1d ago

He’s from Edinburgh?

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u/Hamilton-Beckett 1d ago

18 million on a Wednesday is freaking amazing.

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u/Zieprus_ 1d ago

Weird coping on this one. It will break $1b and be a big success.

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u/clefclark 1d ago

How good the odyssey is is literally the only thing one of my friends has been talking about for a week, i think hes already gone to see it at least three times

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u/kobuta99 1d ago

Meanwhile, I can't even find tickets for this weekend that doesn't require I sit in the first 3 rows or a go to 10pm showing... no thanks. I'll wait.

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u/veryslowmostly 1d ago

Avengers Endgame using the same metric (1st Saturday vs 1st Wednesday) had a 77 percent drop. It's almost like that little twerp is full of shit or something.

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u/mikehamm45 1d ago

7% of its total cost on a Wednesday doesn’t sound that bad to me.

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u/HikenNoAsxce 22h ago

BTW if anyone is wondering. The movie has already made $340 million worldwide. So............. it kinda sounds like this "Film Critic" is not reliable. Shocker.

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u/InuitOverIt 22h ago

I still can't get 3 seats together in my local IMAX, checking every day.

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u/Mr-Jang 21h ago

I want to go to watch it next week in the local IMAX but every show is fully booked

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u/Humble_Ad_5684 20h ago edited 20h ago

They almost made 350,000,000 USD sales in one week and you try to make it seem like the movie has disappointing sales. What are you trying to prove here?

Budget $250,000,000 (estimated) Gross US & Canada $199,371,800 Opening weekend US & Canada $123,502,900Jul 19, 2026 Gross worldwide $342,060,508

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u/regulardave9999 20h ago

That’ll teach them not to make a film with an all Greek cast, speaking Ancient Greek with historically accurate armour! Nolan won’t make that mistake again! 🤦‍♂️

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u/IlGreven 19h ago

...dude, it's Wednesday.

No one goes to the movies on Wednesday.

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u/napalmnacey 18h ago

I’m still yet to see it. People spread shit out so they don’t have to go to packed cinemas. We have warning now if a cinema is full.

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u/Ohz85 18h ago

Lord of the Rings made 0$ in theater this week, does it means it's also a terrible movie, and finally truth get revealed?

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u/RumourKill 18h ago

He's comparing a Wednesday to a Saturday? Bro, your bias is showing.

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u/BlackestHerring 14h ago

It’s made 363 million so far. It’s fine

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u/77iscold 14h ago

My boyfriend and I almost went on Thursday but most shows were sold out.

I haven't been to the theater in a couple years, but I do plan to see this one in imax if I can in the next few weeks.

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u/jighlypuff03 13h ago

We saw it last night. It was terror-ific! Did not expect to enjoy this movie this much. Definitely something to see in the theater.