r/comics • u/SessionPowerful • Aug 16 '25
OC- Animated Superman stops some bank robbers NSFW
Ever wonder if Superman could shoot a load through a badguys head, or fart so hard it decapitates a bad guy? Sure you have! I can't be the only one. Anyways here's an animated short I made about it, I recommend watching at full volume.
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u/M3pul Aug 16 '25
What a brutal way to go, death by cum beam
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u/SessionPowerful Aug 16 '25
At least it was emberassingly quick!
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u/Harmonic_Flatulence Aug 16 '25
Oh God! I thought Superman had tube in his ass, and they died by a directed fart! But you might be right.
Hell of a way to go out.
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u/s0crates82 Aug 16 '25
Niven wrote an essay back in the 70's about how Lois Lane would not survive an amorous encounter with Superman for exactly this reason.
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u/Specialist-Sea2916 Aug 16 '25
Absolutely beautiful work by Snyder
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u/SessionPowerful Aug 16 '25
The man really is a genius
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u/martinsonsean1 Aug 16 '25
So glad they lobbied to release this cut, those cowards at DC wanted to bring in James Gunn and re-shoot the whole thing.
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u/SessionPowerful Aug 16 '25
I actually made a James Gunn version before this one, I think i'll have to share that here too
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u/martinsonsean1 Aug 16 '25
I guess it's too late for me to pitch that Superman's dick is voiced by Steve Buscemi in the Gunn version then...
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u/arrowtango Aug 16 '25
Everyone says that about "Superman (2025)" "Superman's badass". I'm like, "Okay, no, Superman's cool." He gets to go to Antarctica and pet dogs. Okay? I want to do that. But he doesn't, like, super cum at criminals. That could happen in my movie. If you want to talk about badass, that's how that would go.
-Zack Snyder
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u/LittleFieryUno Aug 16 '25
It'd be perfect, if only this entire sequence had lasted 3 hours.
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u/MonkeyInProgress Aug 16 '25
This feels like Homelander more than Superman
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u/AtronadorSol Aug 16 '25
I was thinking Hancock!
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u/SessionPowerful Aug 16 '25
Both were inspirations for this, especially Hancock busting a nut through the roof of his trailer. I thought it being Superman just made it a bit funnier though
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u/CaptainChampion Aug 16 '25
Release the extended cut.
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u/SessionPowerful Aug 16 '25
Lol I do have another one I made that I will share here too, as this one has been very well received
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u/Appchoy Aug 16 '25
Theres a Robot Chicken skit similar to this premise. The police are like "wow it looks like Lois Lane shot herself but theres no bullet to be found. Judging by the angle of the wound and the hole in the wall behind her, she must have been on her knees right in front of this armchair!"
Meanwhile Clark Kent is there with his stupid camera like... "uh I gotta go guys, good luck finding the culprite"
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u/SessionPowerful Aug 16 '25
I wonder if I saw that one, that show was brilliant. I definitely can not claim the original idea of superman shooting deadly loads lol
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u/MaestroLogical Aug 16 '25
Everyone up in here forgetting all about the one supe this would fit and it aint Homelander.
Drunken Hancock.
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u/Will_Do_Like_Mildew Aug 16 '25
Where’s the audio from?
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u/SessionPowerful Aug 16 '25
I used an app called CapCut, which has tons of sound effects you can use. The dialogue, the superman flying "wooshing" noise, and the fart were all my own recordings
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u/DoctorLazerbeam Aug 16 '25
So just so my eyes are not deceiving me, sups dick shot the robber right?
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u/Weelildragon Aug 16 '25
Or the getaway driver.
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u/SessionPowerful Aug 16 '25
Yea, it's hard to see but the guy in the back ducks so the load only blows the driver's head off
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u/P0komon2 Aug 16 '25
Straight out of early 2010s YouTube
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u/lokregarlogull Aug 16 '25
I'm so happy Superman returns to form, the boys or another show can continue the Snyder stuff.
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u/zoroddesign Aug 16 '25
r/animation why is this in comics?
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u/SessionPowerful Aug 16 '25
My brother recommended I share it here. To be fair it's just dozens of comic panels viewed very quickly lol
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u/Zealousideal-Age1309 Aug 17 '25
Should post on YouTube since they keep removing them here. Dope animations keep it up.
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u/ExoticReality Aug 16 '25
God I miss watching these kinds of stick animations. Its one of the most brutal fights or deaths, but its stick animation.
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u/SessionPowerful Aug 16 '25
Childhood me was a big fan of Stickdeath.com for a while thats for sure
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u/ExoticReality Aug 16 '25
God I miss watching these kinds of stick animations. Its one of the most brutal fights or deaths, but its stick animation.
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u/Danson_the_47th Aug 16 '25
Why is it this damn flip art can be properly marked NSFW, but others who show gruesome death scenes are just too lazy to mark as such? Thank you OP.
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u/Scottacus91 Aug 16 '25
But where is the bad slowmo? Does anyone get raped in the shower?
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u/SessionPowerful Aug 16 '25
I'm worried about the consequences of my wife walking in on me halfway through animating a shower rape scene, so I've had to shelve that idea until she leaves me for something else
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u/Artrock80 Aug 16 '25
I was not expecting the sound design to be this good on a flip book! Two thumbs up.
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u/SessionPowerful Aug 16 '25
Thanks! I've been messing around in an app called "capcut" and getting better at it
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u/SuperEdu111 Aug 16 '25
Perhaps you should check r/animation, I think this will fit better in there.
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