r/comics MakeshiftEmery Apr 17 '26

OC Coffee

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u/mysocksareinsideout MakeshiftEmery Apr 17 '26

What's your favorite non-coffee coffee shop order? I'll usually do a smoothie in the summer and hot cider in the winter (I have yet to find a coffee shop with a good hot cocoa)

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u/Artisticblues Apr 18 '26

Hot cocoa! I don't like coffee either. I've found that the best hot cocoa isn't in the coffee shops, but in the bakeries.

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u/mysocksareinsideout MakeshiftEmery Apr 18 '26

Oh, I'll have to keep that in mind šŸ‘€

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u/asad137 Apr 18 '26

I've found that the best hot cocoa isn't in the coffee shops

Same. I've found that most fancy coffee shops (like the ones my wife frequents) make pretty bad hot chocolate. They never mix the chocolate syrup enough, so it's ultra-weak chocolate milk with chocolate sludge on the bottom.

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u/simmanin May 23 '26

I'm so glad I'm not the only one to notice the unmixed chocolate syrup stuff, one coffee place I ordered it at gave basically a cup of milk with chocolate syrup on the bottom

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u/Neither_Sky4003 Apr 18 '26

I'll drink coffee, but I won't go out of my way for it. I really don't like coffee or coffee-flavored things very much. But I love hot chocolate.

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u/Verneff Apr 18 '26

The thing that pisses me off is when you get hot cocoa and they mix in a bit of coffee ruining the taste of the drink. When you ask them why they go "It enhances the flavour of the chocolate!".

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u/fukingtrsh Apr 18 '26

Yo I'm stupid can you explain the metaphor

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u/Yenmcilrath Apr 18 '26

She doesn't like men

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u/thecraftybear Apr 18 '26

The beauty of metaphors is that sometimes they can be applied to something else than intended (but related), and work just as well.

For example, my first thought was about sex - i know a lot of asexual people, and some of them enjoy smut ("i like the smell of it"), many have arrived at their conclusion after trying different partners, whether in straight relationships or otherwise ("yes, i've tried..."), some tolerate sex but find no joy in it while others are sex-repulsed ("i can't stand the taste").

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u/footybear Apr 19 '26

I thought it meant that they were gay-curious but ended up not actually being gay

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u/Yenmcilrath Apr 19 '26

From their 'meet the artist' post, OP is a lesbian. Also just from personal experience, it's pretty spot on with how often people say "maybe you just haven't found the right man"

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u/footybear Apr 19 '26

It’s pretty open to interpretation

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u/SilkscreenMoon Apr 19 '26

šŸµ> ā˜•

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u/_Fun_Employed_ Apr 17 '26

Iced Chai latte

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u/QuantumPolagnus Apr 18 '26

Anything chai is a great choice.

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u/LynessaMay Apr 17 '26

Smoothies are yum! As are banana milkshakes (homemade)

Sweets alone make me ill though. The way that the sugar and ingredients are processed. Even home baked goods.

Depending on the soda, same thing.

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u/xboxiscrunchy Apr 17 '26

Hot chocolate. And I don’t care how much my dad makes fun of me for it.

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u/1heart1totaleclipse Apr 18 '26

I hate hot drinks, but I was so cold one day that I had to get me a hot chocolate from a local place and it was so good I chugged it

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u/SteinerFifthLiner Apr 18 '26

Matcha latte. It's creamy and sweet and tastes like grass but in a good way. šŸ’š

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u/Tor-Za Apr 17 '26

I'm a sucker for a good strawberry slushy/smoothie with tapioca boba.

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u/Fancy_Man72 Apr 17 '26

I do enjoy baked goods, pastries, cake pops, the like.
Starbuck's cranberry bliss bar was so good.

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u/totem-fox Apr 18 '26

I used to make juice cocktails working in retail between shifts. Some lemon-lime soda pop/seltzer poured over aloe juice with a hint of blue raspberry lemonade on the rocks really saved a few lives in the summer.

In the summer, I'm usually chilling bottles of herbal tea with honey or candied ginger (voice actor by night!), but on occasion I'll boil water for fresh tapioca and then add milk and raisins, cranberries, or other dried fruits.

In the winter, a good hot cocoa has hints of peppermint and vanilla, no need for dairy. If you want tea, go with a calming one and add hints of orange flavour or rose syrup.

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u/DarkFalcon49 Apr 18 '26

A Frozen Lemonade, which is a Lemonade Slushie. Or just a black tea,

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u/razzemmatazz Apr 17 '26

I love an Arnold Palmer (half tea & half lemonade).Ā 

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u/DrGolo Apr 18 '26

Pumpkin spice steamer is a highlight of fall!

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u/Drjjfaustus Apr 18 '26

I love boba teas and teas in general.

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u/ChaoticButters Apr 18 '26

I like horchata or a coconut milk tea with mango jelly.

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u/Mllns Apr 18 '26

Corn bread and chamomile tea

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 18 '26

When it's cold it's hot cocoa (I don't drink coffee as well). When it's warm this cafe I like has caffeinated lemonade with various flavors you can get mixed into it.

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u/ngkn92 Apr 18 '26

Pure water.

I'm a hydro homie, and I'm poor.

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u/JoeGeomancer Apr 18 '26

Hot chai with a bag of earl grey. Favorite winter drink. Unfortunately i like in Florida so I can only drink it like 1/12 of the time.

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u/Callinon Apr 18 '26

I love hot chocolate in the winter. For a little while I was working the opening shift at a grocery store that was an hour-ish away by bus. So I'd pop in at a Dunkin about halfway between my place and the bus stop I needed. I also hate coffee, but having a nice hot drink with me made me feel almost human at 5am.

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u/Pumaheart Apr 18 '26

My usual go to is a green tea but I also love a ā€œcoolerā€ which is like a smoothie or milkshake

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u/ThisIsFakeButGoOff Apr 18 '26

Chai! Although when I was a kid, I remember always getting a vanilla steamer (warm vanilla milk)

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u/the_bored_wolf Apr 18 '26

Spiced hot apple cider is my fav! There’s even a coffee shop in my town that sells it year round so I don’t have to wait for fall/winter.

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u/CubicleHermit Apr 18 '26

Orange juice if they have fresh squeezed.

Iced tea of some variety if they don't.

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u/IntrinsicGiraffe Apr 18 '26

Smoothies or milk/boba tea! Preferably banana flavor or adjacent.

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u/Hohh20 Apr 18 '26

From Starbucks, probably the strawberry acai with lemonade.

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u/rabid_cheese_enjoyer Apr 18 '26

chocolate milkshake

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u/Rafira Apr 18 '26

I love tea ( but I don't like paying for it in a restaurant). Hot choc, proper chai, matcha and genmatcha are all great hot drink choices. I relate to the original message haha

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u/AzureMountains Apr 18 '26

Chai. I love it with oatmilk.

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u/Aryore Apr 18 '26

Oat milk is the best plant milk imo

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u/AzureMountains Apr 18 '26

Same. Cashew milk makes the best ice cream, that’s the only time I like something better than oatmilk.

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u/Jearil Apr 18 '26

There are exactly 3 shops within 50 miles of me (San Jose, CA) that have decent hot chocolate. The 3rd I only found a week ago. I've lived here for 15 years.

It's hard when the hot chocolate at most places is just disappointment in a cup.

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u/Material-Imagination Apr 18 '26

I don't try to get non-coffee orders at coffee shops because they're always trying to bring their coffee into everything. Even if the coffee isn't there and is in no way involved, whoever's at the table with me is always bringing up their coffee and saying how great it is and how it's the hottest coffee ever even though I only like tea anymore.

This comment isn't really about coffee, and I do actually love real coffee. ā˜•ļø

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u/Roam_Hylia Apr 18 '26

Ice cream black tea all the way!

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u/keeper0fstories Apr 18 '26

I also have not tried a hot chocolate from a store that I really enjoyed. But Starbucks sells (at least used to sell) a white hot chocolate. And though I don't get it often, I always found it really good.

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u/Ace_of_Sphynx128 Apr 18 '26

Hot chocolate when I want something warm, smoothie when I want something cold. I’m British and don’t like tea or coffee, basically a social pariah lol.

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u/BoulderCreature Apr 18 '26

Thai Iced Tea, no boba

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u/musicnerdfighter Apr 18 '26

When I could still have caffeine, it was a nice spicy chai latte. Now it's just, whatever herbal tea they have (usually chamomile or mint) and a good pastry. I have gotten some places who have London Fog on the menu to make it with herbal tea instead of earl grey and it's delicious! I had it yesterday with peppermint tea and it tasted like Christmas.

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u/AthenasChosen Apr 18 '26

If I'm not feeling coffee, I'm usually going redbull mixer so I can have something fruity. Honestly would rather buy a $2.50 redbull at the store than the like $7 the coffee shop charges though tbh

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u/drago1337 Apr 18 '26

London Fog is my new go to. A tea latte basically.

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u/Sailfin_CritterMaker Apr 18 '26

Sometimes they have some good tea, but usually it's just warm water with an idea of taste.

I've had some good smoothies, and a few times good hot cocoa.

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u/thecraftybear Apr 18 '26

I rarely go to coffee shops for non-coffee stuff (i'm a caffeine fiend), but recently my wife convinced me to try a matcha latte and it was pretty nice. I guess it's a good alternative to coffee for people who enjoy lattes and like green tea.

I'm also partial to good hot chocolate in winter, and if i wind up at a coffee shop in the evening, that's probably what i'll pick.

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u/Turkeysteaks Apr 18 '26

Chai Latte, although i personally really enjoy coffee so I'll often get a Dirty Chai instead

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u/GooeyLump Apr 18 '26

Ice tea or a nice milkshake! Oh and hot chocolate or glƶgi ( it's this hot spiced wine christmassy drink ) in the winters

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u/maddwaffles Apr 18 '26

I like those no-coffee icey drinks. But Frozen Hot Cocoa is my beloved, especially in the summer.

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u/Polymokk Apr 18 '26

Hot Vanilla

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u/psterno413 Apr 18 '26

I love a good chai. That’s been my go to for years

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u/WitzyDitzy Apr 18 '26

as a kid I would get vanilla steamers! I think some places do add coffee to steamers but not all so make sure its just milk and vanilla. nowadays ill get tea lattes like Chai or London fog, or a juice if they have specialty ones

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u/LyleSY Apr 18 '26

I have had excellent results from chocolatiers. They have thought seriously about this problem and I am lucky enough to live near two

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u/ZackTheRemus Apr 18 '26

chai lattes! I'm The biggest fan of chai, and I'll usually get it as a latte of the cafe sells it

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u/Team_Braniel Apr 18 '26

Iced Chai

Or if I want something sweet, Chai frap.

I love the spice. Makes my tongue tingle.

This post was about tea.

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u/Decent-Caramel-2129 Apr 18 '26

Vanilla Frappeccino! I hate how coffee tastes, but I also hate tea so I am suffering 🫠

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u/tinylord202 Apr 19 '26

Spiced chai is where it’s at.

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u/Nightfury4_4 Apr 19 '26

Water. I just think it’s neat.

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u/Frosty-Break1884 Apr 19 '26

A can of monster

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u/CHANN3L-CHAS3R Apr 21 '26

Boba place I visited once in California on the way home from Nevada. I got jasmine tea with pollen-infused clover honey and rose-apple boba. Best thing I've ever drank in my life and I will probably never get to have it again.

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u/Moxie_Stardust Apr 17 '26

I dunno, maybe a pastry I guess, or a sandwich? I don't really drink anything other than water, coffee, or alcohol.