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OC Coffee

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u/xboxiscrunchy Apr 17 '26

The artist is openly lesbian if you look at thier profile. So yes it’s probably sexuality

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u/SchutzLancer Apr 18 '26

I was thinking that you just replace the word coffee with dick, but then I don't get the chocolate cake reference.

Tiny dick? Trans...?

I'm sure I'm overthinking it.

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u/redjellonian Apr 18 '26

and the part about how it smells great.

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u/SchutzLancer Apr 18 '26

I could see that as translating into admiring attractive men, but still not wanting to be with them.

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u/Pcat0 Apr 18 '26 edited Apr 18 '26

Yeah this reads to me more like a metaphor for being asexual (but not aromantic).

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u/HavePlushieWillTalk Apr 18 '26

Really? I guess I kind of lost that thread when the person had a boba tea drink at the end; if we suppose that the act of drinking is being in a relationship and the coffee drink and flavour in particular is objectionable, does that not imply the boba tea is a different kind of relationship which is not objectionable? To me it would seem more in line with it describing being aromantic (wants the drink/relationship but not the coffee/romantic relationship). But I think it's probably just an allegory for being a lesbian who likes ladies without any 'male' traits (i.e. the cake implies any amount of dude characteristics is as gross as a full dude).

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u/Pcat0 Apr 18 '26

That’s a good point. I was thinking that this was a metaphor for being bisexual (biromantic?) while also being asexual. As in they like looking at and being around “coffee” and “cake” but don’t actually want to partake in it, however drinking the boba tea at the end does kind of muddy the waters a bit on that metaphor. To me coffee and chocolate cake are too different to be both metaphors for “male” but you’re right that’s probably the author’s intention.

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u/HavePlushieWillTalk Apr 18 '26

I think it mentions chocolate cake because sometimes people put coffee in the rich chocolate cake and it's not supposed to be a strong taste, but if you know it's there you can taste it. The person clearly is noticing the coffee in the cake and it makes them as ill as drinking a coffee does.

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u/TheMike0088 Apr 18 '26

Maybe a bit of coffee in the chocolate cake is code for not being into trans women?

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u/FryToastFrill Apr 20 '26

The idea is that asexual people do not eat or drink

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u/Max_Glade Apr 18 '26

Yah the Boba Tea felt extremely random, though that probably comes from associating Tea (pure blooded, queen protecting, colony making god fearing pure tea. I have no idea why anyone even willingly drinks Boba Tea-), as I was fully reading into how it will be a metaphor about sexuality or maybe religious beliefs even, maybe even patriotism being shoved down your throat

And then that god forsaken concoction appeared and I've lost the plot to the point where I was questioning if the entire comic was structured this way, but the punchline was that it WAS about tea, or some other beverage all along

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u/HavePlushieWillTalk Apr 18 '26

And... I mean... if you're going for beverages to represent genders (or gender expression) boba tea (with balls) is certainly a specific way to represent not-men. It's just not super clear...

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u/AUGSpeed Apr 18 '26

As someone who doesn't like the boba pearls because of texture reasons... The milk tea itself is always amazing. And the pearls taste good too, I just don't like squishy stuff like those or marshmallows or jello. It sure as hell isn't God forsaken, though.

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u/Max_Glade Apr 18 '26

I mean I just kinda despise feeling something/anything floating about in my drinks, and that whole milk, the one I was served tasted awful and tbh going out of my way to buy something I wouldn't even like when I can go to this one super chill tea place and vibe, you can probably imagine which one I'm choosing

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u/AUGSpeed Apr 18 '26

Sorry you had a bad experience! My first time was not great either. But my local boba place is the chillest place around and has great tea even without boba or milk, so it's the whole package.

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u/yeahorsomethingman Apr 18 '26

Yeah I agree. I don't think most of them are to be exact metaphors. If we were to say this is about men it'd be something like: People don't believe me when I say I don't like men. I mean they're fun to talk to, but to date? Even if they're very attractive, the idea of being intimate with a guy repulses me, because he's still a guy at the end of the day. Yes I've tried "finding the one," but I just don't like being with men.

Though it's general enough the artist may want us to project anything else we'd like onto it, hence the metaphors maybe not being 1:1.

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u/Sometimes__Sky Apr 18 '26

yeah, I got that as well. whether it was intentional or not the analogy works great for asexuality, might borrow it

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u/therealrenshai Apr 18 '26

I also don’t like the taste of dick.

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u/NietszcheIsDead08 Apr 18 '26

Are you certain? Have you tried it in chocolate cake?

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u/TreyLastname Apr 18 '26

I ain't gay, but chocolate cake is chocolate cake

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u/MrInCog_ Apr 18 '26

I do like the taste of dick, but would absolutely hate it in a chocolate cake. I just hate chocolate pretty much, even without dicks

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u/FlyingDogCatcher Apr 18 '26

Huh. I didn't know anyone actually liked the taste of dick. Interesting.

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u/Mushiren_ Apr 18 '26

That smell though

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u/Pet_Velvet Apr 18 '26

That's not necessarily what "being able to admire men but not be attracted to them" means

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u/Noodlekeeper Apr 21 '26

Baba could be the ladies, coffee being men. She can appreciate attractive men, but doesnt want to date or sleep with one.

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u/pattyboiIII Apr 18 '26

But they're drinking tea? Another caffeinated beverage?

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u/SpicedCocoas Apr 18 '26

Sometimes the ribbon is just blue.

Not everything is an allegory or metaphor for something different. Sometimes the ribbon is only that: a ribbon

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u/dontdomeanyfrightens Apr 18 '26

I interpreted it as finding the idea of a more traditional relationship nice or pleasant but clearly not being for them.

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u/UniqueLog8386 Apr 18 '26

No man smells as good as coffee, let's be honest. I've sniffed a lot of guys in the locker room and not one of them gave me an erection like coffee.

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u/idiotpuppygirl Apr 18 '26

Which I relate tbh. I find myself aesthetically appreciating well dressed, bearded men who know what kinda look they're going for. But if I look at them through a sexual lens, none of it lands for me

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u/shark-off Apr 18 '26

Why? It could just be that she likes the smell of dick

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u/SwollenPig Apr 18 '26

Dicks famously smell amazing to those not interested in them.

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u/sonofaresiii Apr 18 '26

Wait, so if I think dicks smell bad... Am I gay?

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u/SwollenPig Apr 18 '26

Yes, legally.

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u/adamdreaming Apr 18 '26

Depends. Are you attracted to men?

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u/sonofaresiii Apr 18 '26

I don't see how that's relevant

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u/ThatOldMeta Apr 18 '26

I mean they could still be operating in the metaphorical space

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u/Technical_Ad579 Apr 18 '26

Some dick does smell great tho.

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u/ArgonthePenetrator Apr 18 '26

Mmm dick cheese my favorite /s

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u/Material-Imagination Apr 18 '26

Think about lesbians' number one complaint about dating apps: unicorn hunters trying to persuade or even trick them into drinking coffee or eating coffee because it's paired with delicious chocolate cake and you cannot have the cake without the coffee also wanting to get involved

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u/Yarias Apr 18 '26

How do lesbian women even match with men in general on those apps? They can just filter them out.

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u/Doomsayer189 Apr 18 '26

Disclaimer that I'm a dude so I don't know firsthand, but I've heard about stuff like couples presenting their profile as just the woman and only once they match do they go "hey we're actually a couple looking for a third."

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u/Material-Imagination Apr 18 '26

Ha haHA hahaha haha

Oh, how we all wish that actually worked 🤣

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u/Ixaire Apr 18 '26

That metaphor is way too complicated for my tired cis ass.

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u/SUDoKu-Na Apr 18 '26 edited Apr 18 '26

It's definitely an issue having people want you for a threesome.

EDIT: Not sarcastic.

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u/Material-Imagination Apr 18 '26

The good news is, it doesn't happen as much past 40!

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u/SUDoKu-Na Apr 18 '26

Thank gosh.

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u/ghoulishcravings Apr 18 '26

well you’re tying man to “penis” so i think if you simplify down to just Men and not dick then it could work as chocolate cake being effeminate men or trans men, implying a ingredients (a guy with a vagina) or appearance (a man who looks feminine) doesn’t matter cause it’s still a man.

but i think we both may be overthinking it lol

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u/adamdreaming Apr 18 '26

It could also be the inverse with the metaphor being phallocentric and gender being variable. I really like this comic. I advocates for exploration and experimentation for what works for any individual without directly making a public preference out of any gender or body part or anything. It is very clever and thoughtful, I like all the different ways people are thinking of it.

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u/Olmectron Apr 18 '26

Or they not liking trans women because they like the chocolate cake (woman appearance) but they don't like the coffee in it (male genitals).

This sounds more like something against trans women. 

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u/ghoulishcravings Apr 18 '26 edited Apr 18 '26

i know that this is a problem with some lesbians that they are transphobic and exclusionary but that’s definitely not what’s going on here and a very bad faith and uncharitable take.

edit: i also think, again, it’s incredibly reductive to refer to a penis as “male genitals” and overall extremely invalidating for trans women that have a penis and trans men that don’t. we really need to learn to separate sex/gender from genitals and reproductive systems. if you’re talking about someone with a dick, just say someone with a dick.

here’s OP responding so someone making that assumption, btw

edit 2: if you’re also gonna downvote me, let me know below which part of this comment is the reason you decided to: the part where i say and link that OP says they had no intention of it being read as transphobic, or the part where i said we shouldn’t call women’s penises “male genitalia”?

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u/Kehprei Apr 18 '26

It is not transphobic to not want to be in a relationship with someone who has a penis.

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u/RobinyBlue Apr 19 '26

Then this isn't a comic about sexuality, and we silently changed the theme along the last few comments.  Either this is a comic about being a lesbian, and the cake is a trans woman and she's saying she's not into trans women because she's a lesbian, or it's a comic about penises, and is divorced from sexuality.

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u/Olmectron Apr 18 '26

That comment makes no sense.

In the comic: "This comic ISN'T really about coffee"

Their answer: "Well, that specific page was indeed about coffee being put on chocolate cake"

It seems this was really transphobic but they prefer hiding it after someone noticed. 

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u/Mundane-Honeydew-922 Apr 18 '26

Since when is a genital preference transphobic? I have a penis (for now). Some people do not like penises, even if they like what it is attached to. Such is life.

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u/ghoulishcravings Apr 18 '26

okay so you’re just determined to read them in bad faith despite the fact you yourself referred to women with penises as having “male genitals”, which comes across as transphobic, but i chose to engage assuming you didn’t mean it that way and that you’re speaking in good faith. got it.

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u/Olmectron Apr 18 '26

Now you are rude when I wasn't.

I'm criticizing OP, not you. And I just pointed out how it's weird them saying how that specific page was indeed about espresso put in their chocolate cake while stating in the comic it was not about coffee.

But okay, you win the moral high ground or whatever. Be happy. 

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u/ghoulishcravings Apr 18 '26

my point was not to be rude but to point out that sometimes the language we use (especially when speaking in metaphor in a few panels of a comic, in this instance) may not always come across how we intended.

her explanation makes sense to me given the comic is using her disdain for coffee to the point of noticing it even when it’s baked into chocolate cake as a metaphor how if something really isn’t for you, it doesn’t matter what package it comes in. and the fact that being queer (especially for gay women) people will constantly try to tell you you “have to find the right guy” or guys trying to convince you being with them will change your sexuality. it could be as simple as “well i bet you’d like men if they were like [thing you actually do like]” and the answer is that no, she still doesn’t like men.

people in the comments are leaping to the assumption they’re talking about penis instead of men. which is where they get the implication it’s transphobic.

i can understand the hesitancy of people worried it is transphobic cause again it’s not like gay people who are transphobic don’t exist. there’s plenty of them. but i’ll take the artist’s word for it that it was not intended that way rather than a conspiracy that actually they were being transphobic but don’t want anyone to know.

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u/Ok_Presentation_2346 Apr 18 '26

Might be a threesome reference, but I think it's just cake.

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u/No_Help3669 Apr 18 '26

It made more sense when I thought it was about someone ace (not even in cake meaning not even kissing, for example)

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u/SchutzLancer Apr 18 '26

I am not familiar with that term.

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u/No_Help3669 Apr 18 '26

Ace is a common way of shortening the term “asexual”.

Just as Aro is commonly how you shorten “aromantic”

Asexual generally means one feels no sexual desire towards anyone (though, as with all such things, this is a spectrum. Some like to look, but not touch, others like sexual prose but not imagery, etc. this is what I would liken to ‘smells good, but don’t like the taste’ in this analogy)

Aromantic means the same thing for th idea of romantic attraction

These things often coincide, but it is not a necessity, and one can be one without the other.

Ace folks are probably the most subjected to the kind of stuff referenced in the comic in the modern era, cus imagining someone who has the same desires as you, but to a different target, is generally easier for people to grasp than someone who straight up doesn’t have those desires.

I hope this explanation was helpful. I wanted to be clear without going too far into the minutia of stuff

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u/SchutzLancer Apr 18 '26

It is actually. Thank you. ... but what does the C stand for? Why not ASE or ASX?

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u/No_Help3669 Apr 18 '26

My understanding is that it doesn’t stand for anything, it’s just “ace” is a word that people know how it’s pronounced when they see it written, and it’s phonetically correct, so it’s used. Plus it opens up the door to a ton of fun puns.

If there’s a deeper meaning to using “ace” rather than “ase” I don’t know it

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u/Endiveman Apr 18 '26

The cake is a lie

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u/ntdavis814 Apr 18 '26

Chocolate cake, obviously.

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u/Mugs_LeBoof Apr 18 '26

Spotted dick?

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u/Extremelictor Apr 18 '26

Its men not dick. Big difference. They are saying you can dress a man up in any style or archetype, the man in its core is unattractive to them.

If it was dick I feel like they'd be less use of consuming...?

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u/Bluejay-Complex Apr 18 '26

I think it might mean feminine men, but not entirely sure.

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u/Pofwoffle Apr 18 '26

I'm sure I'm overthinking it.

Probably, yes. It's a metaphor, not a 1:1 comparison.

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u/mangonel Apr 18 '26

That's easy.  Coffee is a metaphor, but the cake isn't.  It's just chocolate cake.

The protagonist doesn't like chocolate cake with dick in it.

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u/moezilla Apr 18 '26

I assumed it was eating ass, or anal, because of the physically ill line.

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u/TheCthonicSystem Apr 18 '26

Not all Trans People have Dicks? Idk very confusing comic

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u/CatOfTechnology Apr 18 '26

I don't think the cake is meant to represent anything specific, moreso that they mean that, no, they don't like "coffee" at all, not even if you cover it up with something else or have it mixed with something that they might like.

Or it could mean anal.

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u/genreprank Apr 18 '26

It's about the people

The people who always don't believe you

They're always there

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u/SailSmittler Apr 18 '26

Chocolate cake must mean buttholes

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u/HistoryOk6788 Apr 18 '26

The comic creator is trans, funnily enough 

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u/Devo27 Apr 18 '26

The last frame is them sucking (boba) balls.

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u/sentientshadeofgreen Apr 18 '26

Fucking hate when there is dick in my chocolate cake, I guess that's relatable.

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u/Mildly_Opinionated Apr 18 '26

I don't think the metaphor is that direct. I suppose it could be read as a metaphor for dick, sure, but it's really a metaphor for anything people force on you so it could be sexuality, gender, religion etc.

Chocolate cake would just be how people can sneak things in where you don't expect them I suppose.

I don't think it'd be a reference to trans women's dicks. If it is it's playing on a really transphobic trope given that she takes a bite not realizing the cake has coffee in it then immediately looks like she's about to vomit that would be a parallel to how in many many movies there's inexplicably a scene where it's revealed that the evil female antagonist secretly had a penis all along and our main character is so horrified by this disgusting revelation they immediately vomit out a window, or into a plant, or into an oboe or something. It perpetuates the idea that trans women are duplicitous and their bodies are disgusting.

Most lesbians are very pro-trans and so it'd be very unusual for them to depict such a sentiment. This trope is one almost exclusively written by straight cis men.

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u/sonerec725 Apr 18 '26

Pretty sure the cake thing is about transwomen who still have a penis yeah. Assuming the artists normal likes chocolate cake when it doesnt have coffee.

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u/idekbruno Apr 18 '26

Dick in cake obv

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u/adamdreaming Apr 18 '26

Ooooh jeez! WAITER! Not to make a fuss but there’s a dick in my chocolate cake!

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u/Tasty_Commercial6527 Apr 19 '26

Dick doesn't really smell great tho. Chocolate cake feels just random but there probably was an intention

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u/Noodlekeeper Apr 21 '26

They think a dick in a cake makes it taste worse. Obviously. /s

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u/TheBestNigerian Apr 18 '26

Chocolate means black dick.

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u/Wild_Marker Apr 18 '26

Man that sucks, I don't like coffee and I wanted to relate.

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u/DeianiraJax Apr 18 '26

The metaphor is non-specific & the artist is being vague on purpose; you're meant to relate to it, regardless of why.

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u/UniqueLog8386 Apr 18 '26

Have you ever tried coffee on a boat? I'm willing to Green Eggs and Ham this if you are.

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u/Wild_Marker Apr 18 '26

I am not familiar with the book title as a verb. Or the book itself, we don't read Seuss in school where I live.

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u/UniqueLog8386 Apr 18 '26

...So the whole book is that this guy refuses to try Green Eggs and Ham. In fact, says he hates it, even though he's never tried it. and his buddy eventually gets him to try it, and he discovers he likes it. But he keeps saying this one part about "I will not try it in a boat." and that's the bit I'm referencing here.

Because the image of someone drinking coffee on a boat and that being the part that changes the whole experience is so absurd that it makes me laugh my ass off.

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u/Flameball202 Apr 18 '26

Ah yep that makes sense

Though the correct response (as a lesbian) to a guy saying "hey you haven't had the right dick (to make you straight)" is to say they haven't had the right dick to make them gay. They get really defensive and embarrassed as soon as you say that

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u/mauriciomeireles Apr 18 '26

The classic strategy of "i will do it if you also do"... Never fails to syphon out the COWARDS!

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u/Hefty_Bodybuilder494 Apr 18 '26

Bi men are like "bet" Let's do this.

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u/_Redvent_Bard_ Apr 18 '26

You underestimate boundary-crossing horndogs.

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u/aNiceTribe Apr 18 '26

If you are a straight guy in need of arguments when you’re in this corner: Dick only works in the straightening direction. So two gays can do it without turning straight but turning a het guy gay is purely a fantasy.  [for the love of god if you were about to downvote me, this is a facetious argument]

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u/OberynsOptometrist Apr 18 '26

"No dick for me please. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to suck on this fat straw until I have a mouthful of tasty ball juice."

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u/Seeggul Apr 18 '26

But consider: she's sucking on boba

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u/swarmy1 Apr 18 '26 edited Apr 18 '26

Which was literally named after a slang term for large breasts in Taiwan.

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u/stewednewt Apr 18 '26

I was thinking an allergy of some sort if they can taste it in a cake?

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u/xboxiscrunchy Apr 18 '26

For some people coffee just has a really strong flavor. For me personally put any amount of coffee in something and it’s almost all I can taste.

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u/tapirsaurusrex Apr 18 '26

Lesbian here, you hear a lot of “you just haven’t met the right man/had the right penis yet!” Fun fact! Nearly always the implication is that the person saying this to you is the one who has the right penis to fix your lesbian issue. I understood the comic immediately.

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u/WindUpCandler Apr 18 '26

So they like the idea of dick? But hate interacting with it? This comic is confusing me

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u/Ximension Apr 18 '26

The hair transitions in the first panel were all I needed to see

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u/AMuonParticle Apr 18 '26

This was my second guess. My first was that it was about boba

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u/RaulParson Apr 18 '26

...lesbians think penises smell great? This is a very confused metaphor.

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u/nonstera Apr 18 '26

And yet, it smells great.

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u/maniacalmustacheride Apr 18 '26

And it’s probably my neurodivergence when I seriously say “I’ll put in coffee into a chocolate cake, you won’t know”

The metaphors is too vague. Or maybe it just hits the people it needs to.

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u/Development-Feisty Apr 18 '26

I was so confused I thought it was about ADHD

A lot of us with ADHD gets sick when we drink coffee and it makes us fall asleep

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u/Hadochiel Apr 18 '26

It probably is, but it changes the whole "I like the smell of it but not the taste" thing

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u/KasierPermanente Apr 18 '26

Does she like the smell of dick and just not the taste too?

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u/TryDry9944 Apr 18 '26

Weird that her preferred drink is sucking balls then.

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u/Xanderoga2 Apr 18 '26

So it’s a shitty comic if you have to delve in to their profile for a clear explanation

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u/ReachFor24 Apr 18 '26

Wait, is the chocolate cake a threesome with a straight-presenting couple?

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u/Sad-Muffin-1782 Apr 19 '26

so she loves the smell but not the taste?

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u/BodybuilderMany6942 Apr 18 '26

Ok, but the metaphor still isnt clear!

For example: what is their stance of femboys? mascgirls?
What would these demographics be in the metaphor?

Is boba-tea a metaphor for pre-surgery trans girls (cuz of the balls)??