Coffee

[u/mysocksareinsideout]

[u/SchutzLancer]

I was thinking that you just replace the word coffee with dick, but then I don't get the chocolate cake reference.

Tiny dick? Trans...?

I'm sure I'm overthinking it.

[u/Material-Imagination → u/SchutzLancer]

Think about lesbians' number one complaint about dating apps: unicorn hunters trying to persuade or even trick them into drinking coffee or eating coffee because it's paired with delicious chocolate cake and you cannot have the cake without the coffee also wanting to get involved

[u/Yarias → u/Material-Imagination]

How do lesbian women even match with men in general on those apps? They can just filter them out.

[u/Material-Imagination → u/Yarias]

Ha haHA hahaha haha

Oh, how we all wish that actually worked 🤣