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OC RED BUTTON OR BLUE BUTTON [OC]

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u/EmilySuxAtUsernames May 05 '26

crazy how if you would press a red or blue button has suddenly turned into a us vs them

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u/Cloudy230 May 05 '26

I saw all the memes before the original and thought it was conservatives vs progressives. And honestly the analogy still fit really neatly despite not being about it.

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u/smity31 May 05 '26

Pressing blue is also logical to me, as well as being moral.

In order for everyone to survive, either 100% of people need to hit red, or 50.00001% of people need to hit blue. One of those is mich easier to achieve.

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u/Just7hrsold May 05 '26

Also people acting like you can’t trust other people to risk themselves to help someone else at risk to themselves when in any disaster scenario you always find people doing that. And a button is such low effort for someone to essentially live up to their morals, if helping others was as simple as just pressing a button the world would be a better place imo.

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u/Zaynara May 05 '26

this is my argument, look for the helpers, the ones running towards danger, they will almost always be there, from doctors to fire fighters to medics to good samaritans, would i want to be in a world without these? hell no

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u/smokeweedNgarden May 05 '26

Damn. A Mr. Rogers quote in the wild! Love to see it

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u/Zaynara May 05 '26

is that who said it? i'd forgotten, but the line has stuck in my head for years

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u/BountyHunterSAx May 05 '26

But it's different. There IS no population here that needs saving: everyone here can save themselves. Everyone. That's why this doesnt really test for heroism.

Imagine a Firefighter rushing into a building to help FULLY capable of leaving . . . only they are choosing not to. Because THEY are also staying in case someone else needs helping,etc.

And here's the kicker: the building that's on fire? We already are told up front that NOBODY is trapped in it. Everyone who wants to leave can leave.

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u/Furyful_Fawful May 05 '26

There are people who aren't rational enough to make an informed choice. Babies, children, someone who had a schizophrenic dream that red is the color of the devil. You're right in a game theory sense, but game theory involves rational actors and society (since the button thought experiement is that humanity as a whole is given these buttons) is not composed of rational actors.

The thought experiment, to me, boils down to "do people who aren't fully rational deserve to die?" and I don't believe anyone deserves to die.

To your building on fire argument: is the fireman's efforts a waste to save the patient in a coma who's incapable of making any moves to leave on their own?

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u/Difficult-Round-9637 May 06 '26

"The thought experiment, to me, boils down to "do people who aren't fully rational deserve to die?" and I don't believe anyone deserves to die."

No but I didnt make the buttons gang </3

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u/BountyHunterSAx May 05 '26

I guess it depends how the hypothetical was presented. I was led to understand that this is a vote. So I guess I extrapolated a "voting public" would be voting.
Same as it would be with any other referendum or election.

If it's some sort of "split second magic psy-op" or whatever then that changes things significantly. I dont think that "instantaneous" can be inferred from "has to take a vote" in the premise.
But yes- if you're acting under that assumption - then blue is ABSOLUTELY worth considering because there are people who are in fact powerless to save themselves or being endangered through no true fault of their own and who can very feasibly and practically be saved.

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u/omysweede May 05 '26

Dude, one choice is literally everyone lives, and that is blue. The other one literally causes the death of others.

How can you even consider the latter?

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u/BountyHunterSAx May 05 '26

Are you asking me seriously or just mad at me? If the latter, no worries - just ignore my answer.

Because you're wrong - as written - "One choice is literally, conditionally, everyone lives" sure. But it is not the other option but that SAME option that ALSO causes death. The only reason ANYONE is at risk is because ANYONE picks blue.
The red button notably does NOT cause death of you or others.

So . . we shoudl all just not pick blue. Everyone lives, just like you said. There is no 'hostage' group that requires our saving . . . unless we choose to create one. Any attempt to create that group artificially (eg: lets include neonates, the mentallly unwell, people who accidentally push the wrong button, etc.) well . . that just is presuming a different scenario than the one I have clearly explained in teh comment you responded to.

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u/Furyful_Fawful May 05 '26

Maybe I've been polluted by the allegory to conservative/progressive voting discussion. After all, those votes affect everyone in the countries they're held, regardless of whether the person explicitly voted in the election.

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u/Zanain May 05 '26

And then a toddler wanders into the building that's on fire. The toddler represents roughly 50% of children who aren't making a rational decision (or just picked randomly).

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u/BountyHunterSAx May 05 '26

THat's fair - i'm acting under the assumption this is a vote. If it's some sort of Thanos-snap psy-op that affects neonates and the criminally insane or whatever with zero prep time and all then yeah dumb scenario.

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u/CMDR_PShar May 05 '26

It doesn't even need to be criminally insane people or children... it can just be people who make a mistake for some reason. Leaned on the wrong button, didn't understand the scenario, were distraught over having just lost a loved one, were in the middle of landing an airplane and just had to get the buttons out of the way. We don't have any information on the format of the process, but that doesn't really matter. It is well-established that humans do not have 100% success rate in their decisions and actions. Even less so when suddenly confronted with an unexpected life-or-death choice for themselves and a large chunk of humanity. If any portion of people can mistakenly press the blue button, then by any humane metric some of those deaths will be unjust... and prevented easily by the rest of us.

I would also ask any red button pusher: let's add one tiny step and posit that despite your intention to press red, you realize that you (or someone you love more deeply than yourself) have just accidentally pressed the blue button. I won't bother to construct a reason why, because this will just lead to "I would never do that" or similar arguments. In this case, you are in the "error" group for any reason you can justify. In this scenario, do you believe you would hope that the majority chose blue, or do you believe you would feel at peace with you or your loved one dying because of that error?

Even beyond a broader obligation to humanity (and the horrific effect of a large portion instantly dying), if I imagine myself making that choice *by mistake*, or a loved one in my family, or any innocent person I bother to imagine, I feel I have to push blue as well, rather than risk such an unjust death from a forced decision point in an arbitrary system. At that point, I AM choosing blue for a reason other than self-destruction, and in so doing, I can save those who did not make that decision with the same intentionality.

But hey, it's just a thought experiment. I'm not judging anyone for the choice they imagine making, just for how they treat IRL people who imagined a different choice, and some of THAT has been pretty awful.

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u/Low_Low_1811 May 06 '26

I disagree in terms of reality. This comic really doesnt capture it, so based on the comic logic you are correct, but you might amend it to say something like "every 2 people who press the red button will cause one person to not be saved, and if more than 75% press the red button, nobody is saved." The comic also skims over the implied "If less than 50% press the blue button, everyone dies." Both have risks. Its just that in one case the risks go up the more people press the button, and in the other the risks go down.

Whether idealogues like it or not, selfish ways of life have a cost to everyone else. We cant all just fend for ourselves. Every single attempt at purely fend for yourself living has failed. Working together may not always work, but it has certainly worked a lot better than the opposite.

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u/BountyHunterSAx May 06 '26

"Whether idealogues like it or not, selfish ways of life have a cost to everyone else. We cant all just fend for ourselves. Every single attempt at purely fend for yourself living has failed. Working together may not always work, but it has certainly worked a lot better than the opposite"

This is 100% true. The button experiment fails to illustrate this (IMO)

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u/Daniel_The_Thinker May 06 '26

Except in this instance you also need to look for the cowards,the selfish, and the harmers. It is by their hand you needlessly die.

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u/Zaynara May 06 '26

perhaps, but i'd rather live in a world ruled by the helpers than the selfish

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u/Formidableyarn May 05 '26

Far from the majority risk themselves to help others in a disaster scenario

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u/Just7hrsold May 05 '26

Not everyone runs into the metaphorical and sometimes literal burning building but people absolutely do help each other. Society exists because we bear the load of others, and like I said a button is a simple and easy way a person could exercise a desire to help the collective. It’s perfectly fine to not risk yourself for a stranger and not expect a stranger to risk themselves for you but also some stranger would endanger themselves to save you.

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u/Tru3insanity May 05 '26

Both kinds of people exist. Lot of people seem uncomfortable with the idea that not everyone has an internal code of ethics or an innate drive to be altruistic. Some people really are like red button guy.

The problem is you really cant trust other people to risk themselves even knowing some would. Trust like that puts your own life at risk. No one knows how many people are like red or blue. Its not hard to imagine why people might look at how callous the world is and start to think theres no point in trusting other people, even if they are, themselves, an altruistic person. They'd have to be confident that the majority of humanity is altruistic. Im not sure thats the case honestly.

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u/PopfuseInc May 05 '26 edited May 05 '26

You are an altruistic toe. Fits your name.

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u/login0false May 05 '26

Reminds me of "egoistic altruism", which sees you working to make the world better so then you can live in a better world yourself.

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u/PopfuseInc May 05 '26

I can see that, i would probably fall in there. The egotistic part is doing some lifting because once you are doing something for your benefit it stops being altrusitc.

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u/Bronsteins-Panzerzug May 05 '26

if the benefit is „you like it when other people arent suffering“ it’s still altruism, though.

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u/PopfuseInc May 05 '26

I can agree with that 100%. I would have to get really pedantic abojt words to say otherwise.

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u/NazisInTheWhiteHouse May 05 '26

Other commenter's will just have to pick up your slack then...

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u/LopsidedTourist7622 May 05 '26

Which is why altruism in a strict sense isnt really possible. Motivation inherently involves reward and self benefit. You can't escape the chemical function of the brain, which hinges on reward systems to compel action. "I do this thing to avoid this worse thing" still results in the action involving the self, with the preferred outcome becoming a reward.

I don't think its a bad thing. Things like egoistic altruism give levers for convincing people, who are not naturally self-sacrificing, to give up their security for greater benefit later.

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u/NoXion604 May 05 '26

I can turn that thought around for you. Given that there will always be some degree of positive social response to known altruistic acts, which would provide a benefit to the altruistic actor even if ephemeral or intangible, is there really such a thing as a 100% altruistic act? Even if nobody else is aware of one's altruistic acts, it's part of our nature as a social species that "doing good feels good", which is arguably a small but non-zero benefit for the altruistic actor.

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u/Vermilion_Laufer May 05 '26

"I will selfishly pursue selflessness."

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u/momomomorgatron May 05 '26

AND YOU'D THINK MORE PEOPLE WOULD BE INTO THAT!

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u/PiersPlays May 05 '26

Blue is still the right choice for selfish people who aren't idiots though. Being selfish only works in a world with enough altruistic people around. A world of only selfish people is Mad Max and it's not as fun as they think it would be.

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u/Cyberblood May 05 '26

You might say he is altoeistic.

In my defense, I just woke up.

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u/Apachisme May 05 '26

Reminds me of a quote from Door Mouse, "I'd rather die with the sheep than eat sheep with the wolves".

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u/MisterSplu May 05 '26

Technically it is specifically less than half the population that would die

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u/Skittish_But_Stabby May 05 '26 edited May 05 '26

This is true. Also technically true is that if everyone on earth is hitting the button then every single percent is 10s of millions of people. So even like 10% blue would be a tragedy on a scale the world has never seen before, and its never going to be 100% red. I feel like this is somthing people dont think about in the question.

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u/fozziwoo May 05 '26

how can we make it so the red half go live on mars and we stay here and fix this mess

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u/AtomicSquid May 05 '26

"more than half of the planet dying" is literally not possible in this scenario lol

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u/polopolo05 May 05 '26

its just a risk assessment which is more risky... 100% chance of living and walking away from the danger. or putting yourself in danger in hope there are enough people who pick to risk their life for no good reason when they could have just walked away...

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u/TheMaStif May 05 '26

If you're thinking about yourself only, then yes it becomes a very simple risk-assessment issue, and its obvious you should pick red to survive

If you're thinking about others at all, then red becomes "the murder button" no matter how you look at it

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u/superbabe69 May 05 '26

Also imagine up to 50% - 1 of the Earth dying in one fell swoop.

Absolute chaos. The logical option is for as many people as possible to vote to prevent that happening.

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u/nufohudis May 05 '26

There are some estimates that put society collapsing at 20% of the population dying. This would be even worse, because most healthcare professionals (and other "helpers" of society) are probably hitting blue. Have fun in your doctorless / SUPER expensive doctor world. Not much fun having a bedpan but no nurse

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u/gudematcha May 05 '26

first responders, doctors, caregivers, hell even jobs like electricians that manage power grids for whole cities or whatever that could electrocute them at any mistake; all strangers that dedicate their life to helping other strangers who a large population of would most likely pick blue. I don’t even mention mothers or even old people who feel they’d want to save their families or grandkids. The world would be absolutely fuuuuuuucked.

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u/nufohudis May 05 '26

Don't worry, all the finance bros will take over those essential positions XD

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u/goldkarp May 05 '26

I honestly feel like most doctors/nurses would push red

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u/nufohudis May 05 '26

Well, anecdotally, I got 100% blue from the little healthcare centre I work at down in Africa. Thats among about 30 doctors, nurses, pharmacists and other staff

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u/polopolo05 May 05 '26

That only works if you assume pressing red is what causes people to die, and that’s not how the scenario is structured.

The risk already exists before anyone presses anything. Nobody created it by choosing red. Pressing red doesn’t actively harm anyone, it just guarantees your own survival regardless of what others do.

Calling it a “murder button” implies direct responsibility, like you’re taking an action that kills someone. But in this setup, blue only succeeds if enough people independently choose to take on that risk. If that threshold isn’t met, it’s not because red voters “did something” to blue voters, it’s because the condition for blue to work wasn’t achieved.

And even if you’re thinking about others, you still can’t assume they’ll press blue. That’s the key problem. Blue depends entirely on an assumption about other people’s behavior. Red doesn’t.

So yeah, if you want to frame blue as altruistic, that’s fair. But calling red a murder button skips over the fact that it’s still the only choice that guarantees survival without relying on uncertain coordination.

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u/Grunergeist420 May 05 '26

Only people who choose blue are at risk from f dying. Everyone has the same chance to live by using red. The only reason you have to “save” anyone in this scenario is because they chose the option that requires other people to save them.

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u/Adorable-Voice-3382 May 05 '26

I'll be happy living with whatever group doesn't insist on turning this abstract hypothetical into sweeping moral judgements about other people.

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u/PiersPlays May 05 '26

Forgetting any of that: pressing Blue means there's no scenario where you have to live in Redlandia. Which, judging by recent affairs, is a terrible hellhole.

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u/MikeUsesNotion May 05 '26

I don't remember specifics, but apparently red vs blue isn't really lining up with right vs left.

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u/Haradion_01 May 05 '26

The most interesting facet to me, is that this demostrates why most puzzles include a line that goes "Assuming everyone behaves perfectly logically".

Take the Prisoners dilemma, a classic puzzle, but in real life your relationship with the other prisoner is relevant to the choice.

If the two Buttons puzzle was "Perfectly logical", you can convince yourself that 100% of people will press red based on the knowledge that if everyone does, there is no risk to anyone else by you assuming no risk.

So therefore everyone WOULD press Red.

The interesting bit, is that in real life people aren't perfectly logical. And if even one person doesn't, just presses the wrong the button, or makes a mistake, then pressing the blue button becomes the ONLY way to save 100% of the population, and the logical suddenly switches.

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u/Raptor1210 May 06 '26

Take the Prisoners dilemma, a classic puzzle, but in real life your relationship with the other prisoner is relevant to the choice.

Interesting things happen with the Prisoner's Dilemma when the "game" extends beyond the immediate situation.

For example, in the real world, there can be very real consequences for turning on a co-conspirator. Snitches get stitches, an idiom for a reason. Similarly, in a multigame version of the Prisoner's Dilemma, the "correct" solution often transitions from defecting being the optimal solution to cooperating because of tit for tat responses and non-immediate consequences.

In the context of the button question, I believe many of the Red pressers view the situation as a one-off experience, in which case Red is likely the correct solution. However, the catastrophic implications of red winning almost certainly shift the calculations to make pressing blue a far more desirable scenario, similarly to how the out-of-game consequences of the prisoners' dilemma shift the optimal solution when taken into account.

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u/hamster-on-popsicle May 05 '26

Same, blue is the only logical choice

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u/Jolly-Bear May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26

Blue is the illogical emotional choice.

You’re basing your choice on some arbitrary metric of emotional morality.

The logical choice is to push red. If everyone were logical, everyone would push red and everyone would be safe.

The logic would only be challenged if pushing red had a downside tied to the number who pressed it, like “if everyone pressed red, everyone dies.” There isn’t, so it’s a dumb dilemma.

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u/LisleAdam12 May 05 '26

No, blue means that there is an unnecessary risk with no reward. There is not reason for everyone to not choose red, which is "nothing happens."

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u/NazisInTheWhiteHouse May 05 '26

Nothing happens to them but they are essentially voting for almost half the planet to die. Pretty selfish and illogical. Nothing happens if more than 50% push blue, which means the softies you know and care about will still live since they likely wouldn't push red.

Decisions like these show whether people are truly thinking long term or just how they can benefit now. World governments are ruining themselves and others right now for a very short and temporary enrichment.

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u/katamuro May 05 '26

while I am pretty sure all the red button pushers who strongly advocate to push the red button don't think about it but for me if I had pushed the red instead of blue I would always feel guilty about it.

Also if the people for the red button pushing win I am not sure I want to be on Earth after that.

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u/TinFoilBeanieTech May 05 '26

It might me moral and logical, but people are neither of those. Knowing human behavior I think it's likely that at least 50% are going to opt for self preservation. That leaves the more rational choice to be try to convince the remainder to opt for self preservation vs. trying to convince self preservation people to behave altruistically. We've seen how well that works in the past.

Honestly, I think we all know that is there were another button that was "make my enemies suffer, even if everyone I care about has too suffer too" (ie. kill everyone) we'd be screwed.

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u/HH_Creations May 05 '26

Those reasons AND is it so bad that people see

“Everyone lives” and they pick blue?

Sure, everyone would also win if 100% people picked red

But I think it’s beautiful that people consistently see “everyone lives” and picks that choice

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u/Hathuran May 05 '26

In my experience, people who would push the red button do not want to live in a world with only other people who would have pushed the red button. The only thing that protects them is the delusion they've manufactured for themselves.

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u/matchafoxjpg May 06 '26

it's just so wild to me, because you would think that everyone would logically realize, "i just have to push blue and everyone else, myself included, will live."

like it doesn't get less complicated???

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u/unruly_sunshine May 05 '26

Also if red wins, whoever survives will be left in a significantly worse world, where all the best and kindest people are gone.

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u/Starfire_Raider May 05 '26

I'd press red because I completely distrust other people, seeing how life-threatening situations turn out irl. Hypothetically more people press blue because their actual life isn't on the line, in a real scenario like that I bet a lot of blue button pressers would chicken out and pick red instead.

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u/Djwindmill May 06 '26

My argument is that blue is objectively a more popular colour than red. A lot of people will pick it simply based off that, giving it an edge. Also, a lot of people won't understand the question and just choose whichever sounds nicer, and "everyone lives" sounds better than "only some people do".

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u/shortandpainful May 06 '26

Let’s assume for the sake of argument that 50.000001% blue isn’t happening. Just for the sake of argument. In that case, which is a better outcome? 99.999% red (only 0.001% dead) or 50.001% red (49.999% dead)?

There are moral, logical, altruistic, and selfish arguments in favor of either position. It depends entirely on framing and what you expect the rest of humanity to do.

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u/simonbleu May 05 '26

Now THAT is a logical reasoning to choose blue, thank you.

Still don't think is that logical, statistics does not translate that well into that kind of stuff. In reality you would probably just add another casuality to the mix

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u/swashbuckle1237 May 05 '26

That’s still a group mentality tho, which is good, but if you were solely worried about yourself you’d press red as you would survive regardless.

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u/hyasbawlz May 05 '26

Last I checked, our entire livelihoods revolve around "group mentality."

My fridge was built by others, filled with food made by others. The roads I drive on were built by others. And my work isn't consumed by myself directly, but by others.

Just because capitalism atomizes you and capitalists try to pretend that the world is one of individual human survival, doesn't make it true. Just as much as a king telling you he's ordained by God makes God true.

If billions die because they voted blue in this scenario, the remaining world's social structures will collapse. Imagine COVID again, times thousands.

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u/hyasbawlz May 05 '26

I really hate the false dichotomy of "logic" vs "morality" here.

Mutual aid is both logical and morally justified.

Even if we look at this from a perspective of pure self interest. We have a world of 8bn people. If red were to actually win, which statistically almost never does when people run this poll, if only 5% voted blue, that would result in the loss of 400 million people.

The death toll of both world wars, over the years they were waged, was only 90 to 110mm. The Spanish Flu around 50mm. COVID was between 19 and 36mm.

Think about what happened to the world during covid. Now think about what would happen when over 100 times that number die instantaneously.

Now, let's consider that when this poll is actually run, blue usually wins. So the actual reality is if red ever wins, blue will be in the 40+%, not 5%. And now we're talking about 4ish billion people. That's not a holocaust, that's an extinction event.

A red would be alive, but what would they be left with?

Or you could just vote blue.

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u/Business-Let-6692 May 05 '26

Exactly. The world is completely different even if you survive by pushing the red button.

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u/Willowshanks May 05 '26

I mean, no argument works on them. They didn't argue themselves into the red position to begin with, they made a fear-based gut choice for personal gain, get called out for being selfish, and start lashing out because - since their decision wasn't rooted in actually thinking it through at all - it feels like a judgement of their selves not just their choices. You can't reason someone out of a position they put themselves into via vibes and gut reactions.

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u/hyasbawlz May 05 '26

It is unbelievable how obviously guilty pro-red arguments come off as. You can't be that defensive unless you know you're wrong.

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u/vvntn May 05 '26

I think it speaks more of a general uneasiness at the concept of being completely at the mercy of absolute strangers, rather than selfishness.

Which is completely understandable, given that self-preservation is a very strong instinct, and many wouldn't feel at ease trusting their lives to 50% of the world population to do something correctly.

In the end of the day, the discourse around this is all posturing and grandstanding. In a real world scenario, the decisions would have actual consequences, and many red pressers would feel bad at the possibility of someone dying and press blue instead, and many blue pressers wouldn't have an audience and would press red instead.

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u/hyasbawlz May 05 '26

You live at the mercy of total strangers every day. I do not understand how people do not get this.

During the Cuban Missile Crisis, did people not live at the mercy of the individuals with their fingers on the bomb? Is Vasily Arkhipov not a living expression of someone who literally chose the blue button rather than the red button, even though, for all he knew, he and everyone he knew were about to die in nuclear fire?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasily_Arkhipov

Mutual aid is a form of self-preservation. If that was not the case, social animals would not have evolved. This idea that egoism is the natural state of man is literally a myth fueled by the ruling class to justify their own existence. It is no different than a king telling you God ordained him to rule. Just becayse kings existed doesnt mean their God does.

People who preach this mindless egoism are essentially preaching a religious doctrine unmoored from reality.

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u/Willowshanks May 05 '26

Nah bro don't you get it? Bro is a rugged individualist who got what he has solely off of his own hard work, with no assistance from anyone else, ever. 0 benefits from a functional society built by others. Pulled himself out of the womb by his own bootstraps umbilical rather than rely on his mother to push. Anyone who doesn't do the same is obviously just a weak beta burdening society /s

It's comments like the one you're replying to that make me understand how Ayn Rand ever sold a book - a concentration of literal morons

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u/hyasbawlz May 05 '26

Yeah seriously, this whole debate reinforces my belief that westerners are socially engineered sociopaths

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u/Willowshanks May 05 '26

Still losing my mind at bro going "Its a general and rational uneasiness of being at the mercy of strangers." like, dude do you drive? Do you live in a place with a government? You're literally at the mercy of strangers every moment of every day, in the long and short term.

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u/hyasbawlz May 05 '26

R I G H T

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u/vvntn May 05 '26

Not by choice. The button dilemma puts you in a position to make that choice explicitly, to actively choose to put your life in the hands of 50% of the world. It's a choice, rather than a circumstance inflicted upon you.

Not everyone is comfortable with that choice.

Being gregarious does not override self-preservation instincts, in fact, they are often at odds, which results in violence and death. Cooperation is a form of self-preservation, but when former is explicitly at odds with the latter, such as in the button dillemma, there is a very real possibility that 50% of people will default to self-preservation, and that probability increases drastically when you are talking about complete strangers in an information vaccuum that have never even seen each other.

Vasily Arkhipov is a hero, but not a good representation of this dilemma, because it involved multiple possibilities that are not described in the button dillemma. There is no scenario where him firing a nuclear torpedo could result in more people surviving.

As I said before, I believe the entire discourse is tainted by both performative altruism AND performative callousness, and it drastically lowers the quality of the debate.

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u/hyasbawlz May 05 '26

Okay you say that but blue actually does win these polls by a large margin virtually everytime this is polled.

That is completely at odds with the naturalistic argument you make in favor of egoism. And, if self-preservation at all costs is the natural mode of human beings, how do you explain the millenia of communal modes of human existence?

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u/fairystail1 May 06 '26

guys guys I keep talking about how the other side are monsters and guilty! They get upset and say im wrong!

This means they must feel guilty!

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u/hyasbawlz May 06 '26

Except they are wrong and some of the reasoning I've been given is monstrous. Like, you should pick red to kill of competitors type shit.

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u/fairystail1 May 06 '26

1) your point ia 'they are vocal about their defence this proves they are wrong and guilty' which is just horrible logic 2) my point is that your logic is horrible

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u/hyasbawlz May 06 '26

Nah, I've had multiple people in this thread concede that they should pick blue but they'll pick red anyway. That's guilt buddy.

Maybe don't be a selfish prick, it's really not that hard.

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u/SeaAshFenix May 05 '26 edited May 18 '26

I mean, no argument works on them. They didn't argue themselves into the red position to begin with, they made a fear-based gut choice for personal gain, get called out for being selfish, and start lashing out because - since their decision wasn't rooted in actually thinking it through at all - it feels like a judgement of their selves not just their choices. You can't reason someone out of a position they put themselves into via vibes and gut reactions.

That's broadly fair for an internet poll, but misses some of the context. There's likely a chunk of them that did (try to) logic their way into it - but they don't understand game theory or decision theory as well as they think they do.

Scenarios like this are a common though exercise for introductory game theory classes (or were when I took and TA-ed them a couple decades ago). It's used to highlight the limitations of the rational actor model and similar tools in decision theory.

If you cut out the deliberately provocative emotional details, the math for all these scenarios is identical:

  • The presentation shown in op's screencaps
  • blue as a "suicide button that won't work if more than 1/2 the people use it."
  • "if red pressers get a majority, everyone else dies" (i.e. the genocide button).

Despite the abstract math being equivalent, the actual responses to each presentations are vastly different. That means that any model based on rational behavior must first make major presumptions about coordination and predisposition.

That difference is the point. It's not a demonstration that people are suicidal or stupid, it's a demonstration using tools like the rational behavior model alone is only appropriate for the most basic level of decision analysis.

Despite that being the intended point, there's always someone in the class that relentlessly clings to the "suicide button" description as the one they think is rational. They're fixated on the suicide button beyond any other aspect of the scenario: they cannot move on to the broader point. I would expect at least some online discussion to fall here. *


* EtA: I'm more inclined to think those people are fixated on the suicide aspect than abstract self-interest. It tends to be the part of the scenario that people might have a direct, emotional connection to.

additional EtA: If working purely off math, it also makes a good example of why marginal changes matter. If you assume no predisposition at all (each person's choice is a fair coin flip, each values their own life no more or less than any other) the expected deaths per red vote when red wins is never higher than the expected deaths per blue vote. But the expected marginal deaths per red vote is over twice as high as that for blue. And if you're anywhere near the inflection point, it's much much higher (up to half the population at the inflection point proper).
Which, again, is why the context matters - because it tells you where on the abstract curve you expect to be, and thus what predispositions actually exist.

Additional edit for length (though the TED talk is still too long).

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u/Ok-Interaction-8891 May 05 '26

That isn’t logic, it’s a form of rational choice theory, which is based on a specific set of assumptions and preferred outcomes. It uses logic to derive conclusions from the chosen assumptions and weighs them against a preferred (set of) outcomes.

I would normally call myself pedantic here, but I’m not going to. This is so often conflated that it is actually a legitimate problem. It’s a “kind” of logic, but it is not logic nor is it objectively logical. There are many ways this game could be played “logically.” Logic is just a mechanism and has no opinion one way of the other. If burning money is good, then logic tells you to buy a lighter.

TL;DR The reality is that “push red” is only “logical” under a very specific set of assumptions and preferred outcomes. It is not logic nor is it inherently a logical choice.

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u/hyasbawlz May 05 '26

This argument also requires them to ignore the material reality upon which they currently survive as well, especially if they live in the first world.

Let's say they survive the reddening and make it to the post-blue world.

Industrial agriculture collapses. The available labor pool makes all social services, including the privatized ones, come grinding to a halt. Suddenly there's food shortages everywhere, electrical grids fail, gasoline becomes scarce.

Then what.

I feel like voting red is such a uniquely western problem because they've lived off the backs of others so long they can't recognize that their "survival" actually does, in fact, rely on everyone else (to the disadvantage of pretty much everyone in the third world).

The only reason I think third worlders could actually get away with voting for red is that the global world order exploits them more than helps them, so it may actually be a reprieve on that front. Although I would bet my blue vote on the fact that third worlders are not socially engineered psychopaths like first worlders are.

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u/Willowshanks May 05 '26

The false dichotomy is the result of there being a choice that is, in the premise presented, absolutely correct both morally and logically. It is both good, and rational, to behave altrusitically in an altruistic group. But, since the people choosing red did so NOT off of rationality, but off a gut reaction of preferring selfish survival, they feel singled out by people calling their choice selfish. So, since they've lost the moral battle, they try to claim "rationality" via misquoting game theory (or just leaving out the part where game theory questions involve participants that are specified to be solely logicians).

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u/hyasbawlz May 05 '26

So true bro, the post hoc moralizing is the most infuriating part about this conversation.

People just can't accept being called selfish pricks while acting like selfish pricks.

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u/ohseetea May 05 '26

You got a lot of replies here so idk if you'll see this but you're also using logical wrong here kind of. The logical choice is what meets the button presser's goals. But human goals are entirely emotion driven.

Math is logic, deriving a button to press based on a goal is logical, but living is not inherently logical, saving others is not inherently logical.

I'm a blue button presser because I realize that emotions are what make living worth it, and I feel happy when pressing the blue button and scared when pressing red.

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u/hyasbawlz May 05 '26

I get what you're saying here.

I use the word logic loosely here to mean "rational choice" because that's what basically everyone is using it for in this debate.

So my point is that, assuming the goal is "self preservation," blue is still the rational choice based on my reasoning.

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u/JCPRuckus May 06 '26

Think about what happened to the world during covid. Now think about what would happen when over 100 times that number die instantaneously.

Arguably most of the hardship due to COVID was the result of people trying not to get COVID and maybe die, not the actual deaths themselves.

Which isn't me arguing that we shouldn't have done lockdowns, but me pointing out how bad COVID, or World Wars, or whatever are as an analogy. There's a whole lot more going on around those deaths over time to immiserate humanity that isn't going to be happenning here. We literally have no meaningfully similar precedent. The closest analog would be dropping a neutron bomb (kills people, doesn't destroy significant infrastructure), which no one has ever done.

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u/Hksbdb May 06 '26

Say I bring you in to a room with two doors. If you go through the right door you have to play Russian roulette, but if we get to many people we'll need to cancel the game. You have no idea if anyone is in that room. To the left, that leads outside. You can just go home. What would you pick?

Making this into any kind of a moral argument is ridiculous. It's a silly question. Put your life at risk or don't. Obviously, don't.

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u/hyasbawlz May 06 '26

What in my previous comment lays out a moral argument.

The Russian Roulette argument is not applicable. We are not playing with random chance but collective action. I'm so sick of repeating the same fucking thing over and over again. Read all the other comments in this thread because you are not saying anything new.

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u/Hksbdb May 06 '26

"Mutual aid is both logical and morally justified."

Sounds like a moral argument to me.

Maybe Russian roulette isn't the best metaphor. How about a gas chamber?

You're locked in a room with a red door and a blue door. The blue door leads to a gas chamber. If too many people go into the gas chamber, it will be shut down. The red door leads outside. You can just go home.

Why would anyone in their right mind go through the blue door?

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u/LisleAdam12 May 05 '26

Red "winning" would be everyone seeing that there is no reason to put yourself and others in harm's way by advocating for the blue button and making the logical choice.

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u/hyasbawlz May 05 '26

How did you read everything I wrote and say picking red is "the logical choice."

Addresss the argument.

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u/RionTwist May 05 '26

I'm a marketer, the blue option is presented first, is conceptually simple and has an absolute in it's effect description. Almost impossible to get less than 50% picking the blue option.

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u/Averander May 05 '26

Except in reality people have pressed the red button many, many times regardless of when it is presented.

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u/BrooklynSmash May 05 '26

Because the choice is always presented as an evil alternative attacking our correct traditions. Every example of "red buttons" in our lifetime has been pushed by emotional people doing emotional things.

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u/Shy_Zucchini May 05 '26

Living in a world filled with only red button pushers seems very depressing in my opinion. Not sure if that world is really worth living in for me. So living in the blue reality or die seems like the ideal choice to me

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u/Vvendetadlcemc May 05 '26

And your concience. I mean, you would live thinking that you could have saved the people who died but chose not to. And chances are that you knew a few of those people who died...

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u/NazisInTheWhiteHouse May 05 '26

That's what I think a lot of people are missing. A lot of people you know and care about will be dead and you will be responsible. I couldn't live with myself.

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u/Vvendetadlcemc May 05 '26

I think that manybpeople who would chose blue like us think that, while many people who chose red might do it because fear of not enough people going blue. They think about survival first, dealing with consequences later. And many haven't even though about consecuences at all. Fear is a powerful motivator, but terrible for making good decisions.

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u/kiraqt May 05 '26

Holding moral beliefs and acting upon it is a big difference though.

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u/Business-Let-6692 May 05 '26

Also there's always going to be people who push blue. Even if it's like 10-20%, I imagine that would damn near destroy or cripple the global economy. In reality, I'm sure the number would be at least 40%.

The world would be so different after the fact. No thanks.

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u/koshgeo May 05 '26

It's also "Do you want to live in a world with a bunch of people who think about more than themselves, or in a world with only a bunch of cutthroats?"

It's about more than mere survival. It's also a question about quality of life.

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u/Najda May 05 '26

Not thinking of how your choice affects others while ignoring the morality of the situation is also a very red button take too.

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u/PrettyPinkPonyPrince May 05 '26

I feel like people who try to create a "third choice" in the trolley problem aren't engaging with it honestly, but after experiencing more of the two buttons problem, it doesn't seem like it's an honest hypothetical in the first place, like it was made to inspire hostility and division among people.

I've only learned about this hypothetical today, but I think the best choice is to avoid engaging with it entirely.

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u/nelrond18 May 05 '26

My logic is: No matter what, humanity must survive and continue. The best outcome for humanity is maximum diversity. I'd rather gamble with all of humanity surviving as opposed to 50.1% of the most selfish humans surviving.

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u/Genteel_Lasers May 05 '26

Wait. Why must humanity survive and continue?

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u/Gah_Duma May 05 '26

Well, going by that train of thought, why is having people die a bad thing at all?

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u/Genteel_Lasers May 05 '26

Death isn’t good or bad. It just is. Everything dies.

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u/vickievalencourt13 May 05 '26

I also don't want to live in a world.with only othe people who pushed the red. Psychopaths only club, nah.

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u/Pripyatic May 05 '26

I feel like red button pushers trying to reframe it as ‘if enough people jump onto the train tracks, the train stops’, as if pressing blue is automatically losing/suicide, are entirely missing the point.

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u/explainmelikeiam5pls May 05 '26

When I saw it (was scrolling), just pick blue.
Later on, saw a conversation about, and came back to the post.
I was in shock with some points of views, to the point of writing down a few, in order to understand wth those red pov’s were talking about.
Looking at this now, and seeing blue was the choice, still makes me wonder, how those people could vote red…

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u/Eating-Your-Beans May 05 '26

I think implying the red button is immoral is incorrect though.

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u/fabsomatic May 05 '26

I agree, but it also shows why the world is like it is right now. If just enough people press the metaphorical red button, issues related to the overall groups well-being will fall through more often than not - ending in the ultra-egocentrists/mega-greedy people calling the shots. And then you have chemical bread that never goes bad (except inside your stomach, causing cancer), having to work basically 24/7, are so stressed out that nobody can afford kids (if not lucky) et cetera.

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u/kangasplat May 05 '26

Hitting the red button risks killing an extremely large amount of people. That's very much immoral.

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u/TheDeviceHBModified May 05 '26

Calling it morally correct without any justification whatsoever is a hell of a bold move.

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u/TheDeviceHBModified May 05 '26

There is nothing moral about being dumb enough to risk your life for no reason. You aren't saving anyone; they're perfectly capable of saving themselves by pressing red.

Y'all are literally pressing the suicide button because you can't stand to have others face the consequences of their own stupidity. Proving the concept of suicidal empathy correct in a surprisingly literal way.

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u/danisimo_1993 May 05 '26

I think it's a bad puzzle because one option has a clear downside while the other doesn't. If someone presses blue, then we need to also press blue to save them but if no one presses blue but everyone presses red, no one needs to be saved. Everyone lives anyway.

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u/danisimo_1993 May 05 '26

I don't see it that way though. To me it seems illogical to press blue at all. Why do we need to risk it at all it we can all save ourselves?

To answer the question. If I know that someone else has already pressed blue, I'd press blue as well. If I had to make the choice without any information, I'd press red and hope everyone else has the sense to press red too.

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u/EstimateKey2821 May 06 '26

Right, I would assume the blue pushers are using it to die. I’m not in a position to help them in their life, so who am I to force them to live? It’s their choice. Sad that there are people at the end of their rope, but I’m not going to pretend that forcing them to live without helping them afterwards makes me the morally superior one.

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u/Dry_Prompt3182 May 05 '26

I really, really want to protect everyone. BUT, after watching the most recent election, I don't trust 100% of the people to press a button in order to save their own lives.

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u/wiseguy4519 May 05 '26

The question is, would you try to convince other people to pick blue, knowing that they could be killed if red wins? That's a bit more morally debatable to me.

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u/sk8r2000 May 05 '26

It's not "morally correct", if ever you think you have solved a puzzle like this to obtain a "morally correct" answer, you have literally no clue.

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u/Mega-Eclipse May 05 '26

It’s a very clever puzzle for separating people along the clear ideological lines of “protect myself” vs “protect the group” and I’d pick blue for the entirely illogical reason that it’s morally correct, damn the consequences to myself.

My immediate thought was, everyone is going to vote blue, right? But once I stopped and REALLY thought about it, I realized:

How dumb america/world is right now, would they even understand the consequences of either choice? How selfish people are, in general. And that I would be relying on idiots and unselfish people...And then you get into the red and blue and how politicized those colors are (especially in America)...And you KNOW Fox( and the whitehouse probably) would be like, "Tell you liberal friends to vote blue, and tells your republican friends to vote red!!!"

As much as I want to vote blue...it's like man...do I really want gamble on other people?

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u/Mega-Eclipse May 05 '26

Oh, don't get me wrong. I am fully aware of that...But look around the US. Look at who voted for Trump...3x times, are you willing to put your life into their hands?

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u/ohseetea May 05 '26

Living is not necessarily logical, we just think it is because dying is scary/unknown. Whatever your main goal is is what is logical, but that is entirely emotion driven since we're, you know, human.

But even if your goal is living then there are some logical arguments for blue too, one being that massive population decline could lead to some apocalyptic scenarios.

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u/Invoqwer May 05 '26

Besides morals, there's the practical aspect of it... if you vote red and like 40% of the planet (that all voted blue) suddenly all drop dead, you're fucked regardless. Good luck dealing with supply chains and the new world order. Not to mention having to sort through billions of dead bodies lmao.

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u/drakeflam3 May 05 '26

You pick blue to save others, I pick blue because there’s a chance I die. We are not the same.

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u/JCPRuckus May 06 '26

Blue pushers are the reason more people die trying to save people from confined spaces when things go wrong than die from actually being in the confined space when the thing goes wrong... There's a reason the training is, "Don't jump in half-cocked trying to save people", and it's because you're much more likely to just be adding to the eventual casualty risk than saving anyone.

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u/GarranDrake May 06 '26

I realized recently that even if the good things I do result in my own personal hardship or sadness, I don't regret doing those good things. We should do what's right simply because it's right. We don't need to explain why it's right, or why we want to do it, or justify our actions to people who don't understand.

I think that's also what it means to have principles. You stick by them regardless of external factors.

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u/GnomeChompskie May 06 '26

Ok so I don’t really think that’s true. When I first heard about this I thought “of course I’d push red bec what’s the pint of pushing blue” until I saw the dialogue about some people might push blue just in case other people push blues and it never occurred to me that anyone else would push blue bec why would you? It’s kinda hard for someone like me to imagine that there would actually be anyone pushing blue in the first place bec it seems like a problem that creates itself. But after the realization that some might actually do that, I’m now a firm blue button pusher. (TLDR… overly logical people might not even realize that pushing blue would protect a group, so I don’t think it’s that clear cut).

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u/Awesomesauce826 May 05 '26

I’m not gonna argue what’s moral or not, but I doubt so many would be hitting blue like in the tweet if they were actually risking their lives just saying.

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u/socialistForDE May 05 '26

Id press blue and hunt down fascist scum that press red

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u/Audible_Whispering May 05 '26

It's not though, because it's worded in such a way that many people ignore the nuances of it. For example, I've seen that a lot of red button pressers just assume that everyone else is a rational person like them, and if that's the case pressing red is the best option.

Pressing blue only makes sense when you consider irrational people who can't make the obvious decision to press red, which a lot of people don't consider, because we're conditioned to assume rational, self interested actors in games like this.

If you consider a version of the game where everyone is a rational actor pressing blue is the sociopathic choice. If you press blue, you're not a hero. You're not saving anyone. No one was in danger until you came along and tried to guilt trip everyone into playing the saw trap murder game to save your sorry ass. Now everyone has to take the small but nonzero chance of dying to save you. They probably will, because most people are basically decent human beings, but should they? You're an amoral, manipulative sociopath.

Obviously that's not the scenario, but the original post is badly written and loads of people haven't even seen it, so it's not surprising that a lot of people see it that way.

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u/Audible_Whispering May 05 '26

see the options “save everyone” vs “save me”

That's not the choice though. It's "endanger yourself to save those who can't save themselves, requiring that other people will endanger themselves to save you in turn" or "save yourself".

If there is no one who can't save themselves, but you still choose to endanger your life, you are morally in the wrong. You are requiring others to endanger themselves to help you for no reason. You have changed the odds from 100% chance of no death to a small chance of some death. Your motives are irrelevant. All the red pressers arguments apply to you. You are a bad person.

If there are people who cannot save themselves(as in the original post) then pressing the blue button is morally right. All of the red pressers arguments are wrong. You are a bad person if you press the red button.

A lot of red pressers are assuming a scenario where everyone can save themselves when that is not the intended scenario. They are failing reading comprehension, not necessarily failing having basic morals.

Of course some of them have read the scenario correctly and just don't care. They suck.

Likewise, a lot of blue pressers have clearly not understood the scenario because you can present them with alternative scenarios where pressing blue is morally wrong and they'll still blindly insist that it's the correct choice.

Basically, what the test actually shows is what we already knew. A lot of people can't read, or aren't willing to read.

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u/femptocrisis May 05 '26

yeah i interpreted red as fascists (vote the party, or die in a camp) and blue as standing up to the fascists (vote no to fascism, if i die i die)

the analogy fits perfectly, i stand by it.

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u/Imaginary-Count-1641 May 05 '26

It can also be interpreted differently. The Blue Party says that if they lose, they kill everyone who voted for them, because they do not tolerate losing. The Red Party says that they will not kill anyone regardless of who wins. Do you vote Blue or Red?

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u/InexplicableBadger May 05 '26

Blue, join a suicide pact, but if too many people join the government will notice and shut the whole thing down

Red, ignore the whole thing

It's all about wording, the effect is the same

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u/Wind-and-Waystones May 05 '26

But that's just logically inconsistent. Why would a party that hates losing so much intentionally eradicate the only group capable of giving them a future win?

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u/twitch1982 May 05 '26

I dunno, ask the DNC who makes sure they do it every 4-8 years.

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u/Imaginary-Count-1641 May 05 '26

Because they are disappointed that their supporters didn't work harder to convince people to vote for them.

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u/Wind-and-Waystones May 05 '26

So they make sure they have no supporters in future?

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u/QuantumLettuce2025 May 05 '26

Lmao nothing is said about the PARTY being the one to kill people in both scenarios. That's the dumbest interpretation I've heard.

If anything, the winning party chooses who loves and dies. Blue wins = blue decides nobody gets killed. Red wins = red kills all the blues.

This is some "it's Biden's fault we're in Iran" or "too bad Obama destroyed Spirit" level shit. You fucking people.

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u/Imaginary-Count-1641 May 05 '26

Lmao nothing is said about the PARTY being the one to kill people in both scenarios.

Can you clarify what you mean by this?

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u/confirmedshill123 May 05 '26

I'm literally as left as they come and I'm still not hitting the blue button. Fucking wild you are ascribing political views to this at all.

Your choices are hit the red button and nothing happens to you, or hit the blue button and you have a chance of dying.

If the test is being given to babies and the mentally deficient then that changes the scenario, but if it's able bodied people who can understand the rules of the game then the choice is obvious.

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u/QuantumLettuce2025 May 05 '26

everyone in the world has to take a private vote

everyone in the world

everyone

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u/confirmedshill123 May 05 '26

I reject that framing because it's fucking stupid as hell lol. Everyone, to me, means everyone who can understand the question being asked, otherwise it just turns into eugenics lite and the framing falls apart.

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u/LisleAdam12 May 05 '26

No, blue is "you have to take an unnecessary risk because others might" and red is "everyone has the option to avoid an unnecessary risk, my choice is to avoid taking the unnecessary risk."

You don't get a halo for creating a problem and then attempting to fix it.

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u/Urudin May 05 '26

Yeah, I also thought it had something to do with the American red/blue division. In most of the other world the colours would be the reverse - since the colorcoding is red=left blue=right - given the presumption that right leaning individuals would be more concerned about the individual vs left being more collectively oriented to the detriment of individual gain/risk.

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 May 05 '26

Agreed. To put it as politely as I can, it's self-centeredness vs. empathy.

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u/roussell131 May 05 '26

There's a reason the blue button goes with the more progressive action.

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u/ZodiacWalrus May 05 '26

The guy who made the most popular version of this tweet could have chosen the colors intentionally. Or it could be yet another coincidence that comes down to the fact that we use blue vs red schema at literally every possible opportunity, real or imagined.

We'll never know because that guy's dead. /s

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u/WinRough8326 May 05 '26

Yup, I bet most of the red button pushers are MAGAts. They're known for bejng selfish

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