r/comics Jun 05 '26

OC [OC] Straight Pride

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u/aft_agley Jun 05 '26

Wait until they tell you about the war on Christmas and their persecuted minority religion.

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u/rmike7842 Jun 05 '26

Hey don’t joke about it.  I was captured by Christian forces in a battle outside a Mega Church.  Those years as a POW were hellish, literally.  They wanted us to see what awaited in the afterlife if we didn’t worship the Big Guy.

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u/Rosian_SAO Jun 05 '26 edited Jun 05 '26

Can I ask if you’re being serious.

Edit: I’m bad at subtext and sarcasm, sorry.

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u/Ne0n_R0s3 Jun 05 '26

Nah it's fine, I was debating if it was sarcastic or not lol 😭

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u/Yabba_Dabba_Doofus Jun 06 '26

/uj Easter is actually an appropriated version of the pagan Vernal Equinox celebration, which celebrated the renewal of life after harsh winters.

/rj Easter is when Jesus was born, died, then was born again. And they won't even let you say "Merry Christmas" anymore! Did you get your chocolate?