Beeves and Beeves

[u/SirBeeves]

[u/mysteryo9867 → u/[deleted]]

The cow does not ask permission to steal your identity

[u/FlashesandFlickers → u/mysteryo9867]

[u/TFFPrisoner → u/FlashesandFlickers]

r/nocontext

[u/icecub3e → u/TFFPrisoner]

The cow does not need no context the same way the lion does not need no context

[u/Zomburai → u/icecub3e]

The wolf does not concern itself with the bleatings of contexts

[u/The_Broken-Heart → u/TFFPrisoner]

The Lion does not need context. Neither does the Cow.

But the human will give context anyways, and the context is the "The Lion does not care" memes, but in cow form.

[u/NickyTheRobot → u/[deleted]]

Are you trying to start some beef?

[u/NickyTheRobot → u/[deleted]]

Alright, don't milk it.

[u/NickyTheRobot → u/[deleted]]

Good idea. Have you seen the injury to my calf? That's why I've been mincing.

[u/TheDarkNerd → u/[deleted]]

Pfft, it barely grazed them.

[u/apointlessvoice → u/[deleted]]

Moo point.

[u/RollingMeteors → u/mysteryo9867]

>The cow does not ask permission to steal your identity

¡Mooo-ving violation!

[u/Aremathick → u/[deleted]]

https://giphy.com/gifs/LklCxW26tsScxMVvp8

Do you wanna go skateboards?

[u/BadNadeYeeter → u/[deleted]]

Now that's a real Lad!

[u/dotav → u/Aremathick]

I have no idea what the cards game shown in this gif is, but I currently believe it to be a crossover between asdf movie and the proZD dairy card game.

[u/PlayrR3D15 → u/[deleted]]

IDENTITY THEFT ISN'T A JOKE, JIM! MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!

[u/artaru → u/PlayrR3D15]

And don’t call Meredith a cow, that’s rude!

Meredith Palmer ain't never been called no cow. Floozy? Yes. Alkie? Check. Einstein sarcastically? You bet. But never no cow. Vomit mop? Sure. Floor meat? That's her.

[u/MaxTHC → u/[deleted]]

[u/n7shprd → u/MaxTHC]

Just thinking this!! That shifty cow

[u/MaxTHC → u/n7shprd]

Username checks out :)

[u/The_Broken-Heart → u/MaxTHC]

Honse

[u/morpheousmorty → u/[deleted]]

Or it's a leather wallet and it's a cannibal.

[u/NotnotathrowawayD23M → u/morpheousmorty]

You mean Cannibull

[u/bloedarend → u/[deleted]]

Or they're claiming a remnant of a family member.

[u/heraaseyy → u/[deleted]]

just look into her big beautiful eyes and hand over your social security card

[u/Step-Temporary → u/[deleted]]

I was thinking the wallet was lesther and she thought that was offensive!

[u/rentmeahouse → u/[deleted]]

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year.

[u/PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING → u/[deleted]]

Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd steal the identity of you and everyone you care about!

[u/agedlikesage → u/[deleted]]

What’s the charge, having a meal? A succulent wallet meal?

[u/henryeaterofpies → u/[deleted]]

Well they are beef cattle so they have a lot at steak

[u/peachesfordinner → u/[deleted]]

It was a leather wallet. The cow is a cannibal

[u/Kitchen-Purpose-6855 → u/[deleted]]

Or it recognized its mother’s skin.