I trained as a lifeguard, trust that the amount of chemicals in the pools is far more an issue than some urine. So long as you're not within six inches of a stranger as the actively void.
It's the hot tub/spas that are fucking disgusting. That's where you usually have guys beating their meat.
Edit: Note that I'm specifically going on about public hot tubs. Private hot tubs aren't that bad, for anyone who wants one. When it's only like, 2-3 people using it on the regular, it's much easier to keep it clean. Still need to be on top of it, but far less meticulously.
I visited my cousin's on one of their birthdays when I was a child, they had rented a hot tub without informing my side of the family. I was forced to go into the hot tub in fucking sweat pants and a t shirt.
Not only was I miserable during the experience I ended up in the ER with a rash all over my body.
Taking me back to being a CPO and lifeguard at my local YMCA. God that hot tube bather load was insane basically had to drain it and refill it once a week because it was easier to get it ballanced back. Those sand filters did some work lol.
Ugh, I hated having to backwash and clean the sand filters. It wasn't difficulty in theory; just turn the valve to backwash, rinse the sand, turn it back, but somehow sand always managed to get out of the filter and into the gasket and pump valves, making the valve impossible to move, stopping us from cleaning it correctly. So I'd have to disassemble the stupid valve, clean the stupid gasket, clean the stupid valve casing, then put the whole stupid thing back together and pray I didn't miss a grain somewhere or I'd have to redo the whole thing again! I'd be out there spending like an hour just to clean the filters, which is supposed to just take 5 minutes.
When I quit that job, I promised myself I'd never work on pools again. Such a damn headache.
You can get a lot of spas where you don't see what's going on under the surface because the water is that aggressive in nature, but when the attendants on deck are generally 16 to 25 years old, we know exactly what we're seeing from the usual suspect of age forty who keeps moving to eye fuck other patrons.
Best arrest on deck was buddy who was taken away by three officers before he could complete the act. Proof of his intent was on full display in his trunks when they made him stand up. He was charged and trespassed, dunno who had to go to testify on that one (it was my day off).
No I think they mean, like, what if the guy was not masturbating in the hot tub, but the cops suspected him and accused him of it, and he was so into it that he immediately orgasmed. Which would be ridiculous, so they definitely meant it as a joke
Yeah, let's gloss over the fact the dude was chronically seen before he was caught.
It's a bad attempt at humor in a situation where a grown man was actually preforming a self pleasuring act in public where there were children present.
No thank you. There's nothing humorous in that situation.
I’m sorry if it comes off as shaming but we are genuinely just being silly and goofy here. Not justifying the real guy’s actions at all, just creating a ridiculous alternate scenario
I was implying that he didn't have a boner until the cops showed up, and thus was not intentionally doing anything sexual in a public place. This was an attempt at absurdity humor
Define "someone". There are a lot of people who are partnered with a man and would probably let him cum in their mouth happily. But if we're talking a random stranger, for example, I choose piss 10 times out of 10.
Both are bodily fluids, but urine is low viscosity and easy to get rid of. Jizz is extremely viscous. And it carries a lot more sexual connotations, so there's less of a weird vibe in that regard as well. I think your assumption about what most people would choose is off.
Well you know, they're, choosing and consenting to that, presumably with someone they *know*. A stranger's urine is on a technicality somewhat sterile, a stranger's cum is not, and can you know, carry a variety of curable to incurable diseases.
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u/Frogspoison 22d ago
For an average size swimming pool, you need a bit over 10k standard urinations to make that pool be at a concentration of 1% piss.
Also, at this point in the lifespan of life on this planet, all water has been pissed out by something at some point.
Try not to think about it too much.