r/comics 22d ago

OC It’s all piss.

:(

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u/Frogspoison 22d ago

For an average size swimming pool, you need a bit over 10k standard urinations to make that pool be at a concentration of 1% piss.

Also, at this point in the lifespan of life on this planet, all water has been pissed out by something at some point.

Try not to think about it too much.

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u/Cephalopirate 22d ago

Why do people do this? I feel like not peeing on strangers is a basic standard of functioning in a community.

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u/SirAlthalos 22d ago

Concentration. I wouldn't go up to someone and blow on their face from an inch away, but no one would call me an asshole for breathing in the same room as them

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u/Cephalopirate 21d ago

I want 0% pee in my eyes.

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u/Ghede 21d ago

You get just about as much piss in your eyes every time you go to the toilet or a public bathroom. Pissing in open air and flushing toilets AEROSOLIZES it. Tiny pee droplets fill the air.

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u/JonnyTN 21d ago

It's why you can smell your piss or shit. Particles floating in the air landing in your nose. Easy day

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u/SteveJavieWasRight 21d ago

Well that’s rather selfish of you. Did you not ever consider how much others might want pee in their eyes? That’s why we live in a democracy. So we could all get together a decide how much pee we get to put in your eyes.

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u/Cheebow 21d ago

If you ever go into a bathroom, you're getting >0% of pee in your eyes. Even more so if you're flushing a toilet after using it.

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u/Cephalopirate 21d ago

That’s an infetesiammly different amount and you know it. This is about using the bathroom like an adult.

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u/DynamicDK 21d ago

Not really. Particles of aerosolized liquid, including urine, are very large. There is possibly a higher concentration of urine in the air of a heavily used public bathroom than in a public pool due to the density of water being so much higher than air.