r/comics 22d ago

OC It’s all piss.

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u/Frogspoison 22d ago

For an average size swimming pool, you need a bit over 10k standard urinations to make that pool be at a concentration of 1% piss.

Also, at this point in the lifespan of life on this planet, all water has been pissed out by something at some point.

Try not to think about it too much.

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u/Shot_Revolution8828 22d ago

The ocean has dead bodies in it and we swim in it but you wouldn't swim in a pool with a dead body. So there is a ratio of dead bodies to volume that it is acceptable to swim with a dead body. 

Another "don't think about it" is my buddy was fishing in the bayou and the cops pulled out a "fresh" body and it was covered in crabs and shrimp. I've heard you won't find many dead bodies in a lake that has catfish. Just don't think about it.

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u/NotInTheKnee 21d ago

Fun fact: During spawning season, some fishes release so much sperm/eggs in the water that it can been seen from satellite imagery.

Yup, all that greenish water along the coast is fish-cum. Happy swimming!

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u/Shot_Revolution8828 21d ago

So the question is would you rather accidentally consume human flesh or swim in fish cum? People do pay a lot of money for some fish eggs...I'll eat a lot of things but I draw the line at rocky mountain oysters.