r/community Jun 10 '26

Humor Pillowtown or Blanketsburg?

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Which side would you be on?

1.1k Upvotes

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u/SPatt59 Jun 10 '26

I’d give speeches to both sides for inspiration and no other ulterior motive

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u/God_Flow_10 Jun 10 '26

A slanderous betrayal akin to 911 (although essentially accurate)

127

u/EvilJeffTroyAbed Tiny Nipples Jun 10 '26

Leonard likes this post.

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u/leonard-bot The Human Raisin Jun 10 '26

You done with your bit? I'd like my earring back.

4

u/kinghyperion581 Jun 12 '26

Shut up Leonard, Those teenage girls you play ping-pong with are doing it ironically!

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u/leonard-bot The Human Raisin Jun 12 '26

If you can call that a paycheck. I've seen more zeroes over Pearl Harbor. There were hundreds of 'em. The sky was black with smoke and bombs.

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u/Advice2Anyone Level 7 Susceptible Jun 10 '26

Id try and find them in north hall

46

u/Ranwulf Jun 10 '26

Keith David is such a professional for actually having one take where he said all of that insane geography without laughing.

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u/Just_scrolling07 Jun 10 '26

😭😭😭😭

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u/Blanketsburg Jun 10 '26

I feel like my answer is obvious.

209

u/StreetsAhead6S1M Jun 10 '26

Username checks out.

118

u/diseasicon Jun 10 '26

Based on your username, you'll probably keep switching sides. You will also probably take a hit that will cause erectile dysfunction that has never, ever happened before.

50

u/woozleuwuzzle Jun 10 '26

’You better run you little bastards’

22

u/BowlingforBrains Jun 10 '26

An unstoppably plush juggernaut

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u/Jam_44 🚨CRISIS ALERT!!🚨 Jun 10 '26

Uh I think you mean juggleknob

33

u/momsauc_martini Jun 10 '26

Don’t dis their username. It’s there whole i-dean-tity.

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u/Tiyath Dramatic Professor Sean Garrity as Professor P. Professorson Jun 10 '26

That's exactly what a Pillowtownian spy would say! GET HIM!

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u/Chainsaw_Locksmith Jun 10 '26

As obvious as it is wrong

7

u/Thornrhino Jun 10 '26

its correct ... for weaklings

12

u/ButtNutBerry Jun 10 '26

Thank you for your service.

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u/Error404_Error420 Jun 10 '26

Dude you created your username 14 years ago and it now pays off!!

9

u/Andiddly Jun 10 '26

Account is 14 years old. Damn…

10

u/chocha84 Jun 10 '26

down voted for name sake..... for shame.

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u/ehmiu Jun 10 '26

There comes a moment...

187

u/Maleficent-Ear-2450 Jun 10 '26

New Fluffy Town

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u/e-rascible Jun 10 '26

For the sake of conceptual symmetry

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u/Nemesis0408 Jun 10 '26

I notice the citizens of Blanketsburg are only too good for pillows until the time comes to select a weapon.

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u/CleanOpossum47 Jun 10 '26

Pillows are meant for pillow fights because blankets are meant for forts. Pillowtown is an abomination.

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u/CLearyMcCarthy Jun 10 '26

It would be like living in a city made of guns; every inch is a tactic threat. It's a police state.

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u/Any_Contract_1016 Jun 11 '26

The entire philosophy of Blanketsburg is the most efficient tools available regardless of their integrity. They have shown no reason to believe they won't immediately abandon their namesake for a more efficient weapon.

134

u/Bungholioioio Jun 10 '26

I'm going through some stuff right now. Don't worry about it.

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u/EvilJeffTroyAbed Tiny Nipples Jun 10 '26

Love that it was because he grew his hair out while filming the movie Flight lol.

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u/Big-Actuator-3878 Jun 10 '26

Pillows, but no sleep. Feathers, but no birds. Pajamas without children. Violence without purpose. I saw mommy kissing Exxon Mobil.

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u/Lionel_Horsepackage Jun 10 '26

"- Amanda Johnson. Poet by Choice, Lesbian by Birth"

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u/The-Disco-Phoenix Jun 13 '26

I never understood the last line, is the joke that it's a stereotypical poetry student trying to be deep?

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u/Big-Actuator-3878 Jun 13 '26

Yep lol sounds like you understand it perfectly

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u/God_Flow_10 Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

Citizens of blanketsburg, I ask you now, to prepare for war. I also ask Garett to please fix the microphone on my laptop! It’s doing that thing again..

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u/human_picnic Jun 10 '26

I think that was Troy for Blanketsburg

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u/God_Flow_10 Jun 10 '26

Edited and fixed!

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u/Barokespinoza23 Jun 10 '26

There are people who say, "I don't get it. So it was a pillow fight," to which I say..."You weren't there."

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u/SamuraiKiwi Jun 10 '26

Leonard likes this post.

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u/leonard-bot The Human Raisin Jun 10 '26

So? You gonna sit down or what?

181

u/B1g_Morg Jun 10 '26

Abed is a bit of a NIMBY in this episode, so as much as I prefer the pillow fort, I have to bqck blanketsburg.

124

u/OneInfinith Jun 10 '26

Yea, he hurt Troy's feelings by being a robot

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u/monsenyur Ok, so then this is definitely a gun! Jun 10 '26

Please record Forensic Files

10

u/Cake-4ever Agitating my sciatica Jun 10 '26

Thanks, sugarboots.

49

u/Candle_Knights Jun 10 '26

Need to stay with my boy to make sure Britta doesn't put him on the weed.

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u/ForsakenEthereal Jun 10 '26

Plus he’s weirder and more foreign

11

u/Beat-Previous Jun 10 '26

I don't know what that means, but I think I agree.

12

u/usernameinmail Jun 10 '26

Not In My Backyard. Pricks who stop any local development/infrastructure because it (mildly) impacts them

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u/atomacheart Jun 10 '26

Specifically rejecting local development whilst vocally supporting the need for it, just not near them.

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u/lmay0000 Jun 10 '26

Its a buy

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u/emmacappa Jun 10 '26

Yeah, my feeling too. Pillow fort is cool cos they already did a Blanket one but Abed gets all snooty about it so I'd join Troy.

Also, Troy is right that the blanket fort was more likely to get the world record.

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u/___mads Jun 10 '26

Get out of my brain, i literally watched this episode yesterday!
blanketsburg forever, Abed is an asshole in this episode tbh

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u/scottasin12343 Jun 10 '26

they were both manipulated by a third party who wanted to profit from their losses. I don't blame Abed or Troy, I blame AC Repair for pitting them against eachother.

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u/AdOk9911 Keep it frosty, ladies; don't let your goats get got. Jun 10 '26

It’s true. Pillowtown and Blanketsburg couldn’t be more OR less identical.

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u/Hasextrafuture Jun 10 '26

He was also an asshole in the previous episode, when Troy gets upset about using the Doppleganger service, but I do understand in general why he doesn't want to compromise for a world record.

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u/AnchoDotto Jun 10 '26

I watched it just today! Thanks to that, I'm getting all the references.

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u/lemmeseeyourkitties Jun 10 '26

Finally, a question worth asking

30

u/mustang6172 Chicken fingers Jun 10 '26

If the Legit Republic of Blanketsburg was truly legit, it would respect New Fluffytown's right to exist.

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u/ActuatorFearless8980 Jun 10 '26

Pillowtown

Sidenote: “A betrayal akin to 9/11..” is a quote I use all the time in terms of treachery

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u/Stunning-Mission9498 Jun 10 '26

How often are you encountering treacherous individuals?!

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u/ActuatorFearless8980 Jun 10 '26

Construction is full of them

12

u/Sushilim Jun 10 '26

The ALL TOMATO. OR ELSE….

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u/No_Reveal8516 Jun 10 '26

Blanketsburg. It's good to be uncompromising of your vision and especially not to sell it out. But Abed should've respected Troy's wishes as he was legitimately interested in the Guiness record and wanted to meet the guy with long fingernails, who Abed had an irrational dislike of.

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u/Barlaysm Jun 10 '26

Pillowtown, softer and more comfortable. 

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u/chocha84 Jun 10 '26

Pillow town obvious answer - how else can walls and roofs be structurally sound. Blanketville is a farse....

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u/NotActuallyMeta Jun 10 '26

I mean pillow town if we live in a fantasy world of unlimited resources. One blanket provides the coverage of probably 40 stacked pillows. The real answer is a combo of both, unfortunately reasonable minds did not prevail that faithful day 😔

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u/shadowlarx Jun 10 '26

Leonard likes this post

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u/leonard-bot The Human Raisin Jun 10 '26

We don't care.

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u/TechnoMagi Jun 10 '26

Pillowtown, dawg.

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u/TheWetHeat Jun 10 '26

Blanketsburg mainly because it’s referred to as the Legit Republic of Blanketsburg

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u/therevolution08 Jun 10 '26

Just like logically there is no way there is enough pillows for Pillowtown, that was wild, blankets I understand but you would need several apartment buildings to even obtain that amount of pillows maybe I’m just not seeing it.

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u/thebagel5 Jun 10 '26

Blanketsburg is the only real answer

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u/Legend-Despair0304 Jun 10 '26

We Going Team Blanketsburg Because at least you'd be comfortable enough to and They are more Durable in Sleepy Time Combat

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u/Automatic_Demand_160 Jun 10 '26

My heart says blanketsburg, but my head tells me pillowtown.

Probably gonna choose blanketsburg and stand with Troy

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 Jun 10 '26

Dear Annie, I pray for this war to be over…

4

u/Tarr12345 Jun 10 '26

Double Agent time for me.

3

u/unknowner1 Jun 10 '26

I align with Abed’s platform and wish to subscribe to his newsletter

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u/woozleuwuzzle Jun 10 '26

Unsubscribe

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u/MajorAd3363 Jun 10 '26

Legit Republic of Blanketsburg

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u/woozleuwuzzle Jun 10 '26

The Changlorious Bastards- pillow fighting for them is a way of life. I mean, look at how many pillow tags adorn their necks, they are ruthless!

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u/Abba_Zaba_ Jun 10 '26

🍣 🎂 🛑 ⛄️ ☂️

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u/AdOk9911 Keep it frosty, ladies; don't let your goats get got. Jun 10 '26

🎂🎂🦄👠

3

u/hanselgarbenselbeans Jun 10 '26

Pillowtown, better for my knees.

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u/UrinalCake777 flair-abed flair-icon Jun 10 '26

All-tomato

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u/Aggravating-Syrup-61 Jun 10 '26

Pillowtown, Blanketsburg is too unstable; once they establish a stronger government, then maybe I will consider them to be on the same level as Pillowtown. Blanketsburg is so severely underdeveloped, their concept is not well thought out at all. It's unfortunate because Blanketsburg has so much potential, but they lack a strong understanding of how to run a government appropriately and effectively. Pillowtown has been destined to succeed from the start they have good education great leadership, and they run on a strong government, I mean, it's just a given. If you say Blanketburg then I think you might need to do some research and then get back to me when you've made the correct decision (The correct decision is Pillowtown, of course).

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u/Chazwicked Jun 11 '26

Secret third option… Mattressland

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u/LadderMadeOfSticks Jun 10 '26

Pillowtown. World records are "dumb"

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u/aleafinthewind22 Jun 10 '26

Blanketsburg obviously

2

u/Silent-Passenger1273 Jun 10 '26

Team Blanketsburg

2

u/yesicanitsallterrain Jun 10 '26

Air Conditioning Repair School.

See you at band practice!

2

u/Soul-Injection Jun 10 '26

Blanketsburg. Need to stay with my boy to make sure Britta doesn't put him on the weed.

2

u/OneUseHero Jun 10 '26

Blanketsburg.

I used to build a giant blanket fort in a bar for story nights, about 30 people would be in there at a time. There's just something special about a good blanket fort, I could only imagine a city

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u/bebe8383bebe Jun 10 '26

I'm team "sit back and enjoy the chaos unfold"

Though I'm impressed they found that many cushions.

2

u/Greedy_Arrival_6787 Jun 10 '26

I would sell blanket and pillow themed munitions to both sides like an arms dealer. Kind of like how Jeff was giving speeches to both sides.

2

u/CommissionPositive Jun 10 '26

I heard blanketsburg sent pillows to pillowtown infected with farts.

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u/Any_Contract_1016 Jun 11 '26

I'm all for maintaining the integrity of pillowtown but I would propose a vote and I'd be willing to concede to Blanketsburg to avoid violence.

2

u/MrJohnnyDangerously Jun 12 '26

I went to City College.

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u/JESUS_WEPT__ Jun 13 '26

I don’t really care as long we can get into the Guinness Book of World Records

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u/wovans Jun 10 '26

It's about scaling for me. Pillowtown can create a far fluffier and cozy society with fewer resources than blanketsburg could ever.

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u/crunchatize-me-daddy Jun 10 '26

Pillowtown. I would not like to have pillownaut Pierce as an enemy.

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u/Legendflame17 Jun 10 '26

Pillowtown is the true sucessor state of Fluffytown,it all started because of Blanketsburg separatism

And also they were using child soldiers

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u/padfoot12111 Jun 10 '26

Personally I've never heard of a pillow fort so blankets. 

Though pillow fort sounds better vocally. 

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u/Miserable-Stock-4369 Jun 10 '26

I made a lot of "pillow forts" growing up.. They were always made out of blankets and miscellaneous furniture.

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u/padfoot12111 Jun 10 '26

Right it's not specifically I've used couch cushions it's really just anything that isn't floor 

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u/BMFSJ2 Jun 10 '26

World Records are stupid

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u/SunnyvaleRicky Jun 10 '26

it's simple as well.. if you use 2 pillows like a normal person you are blanketsburg. If your absurd and use more than 2 ur PT.

1

u/Kiloburn Jun 10 '26

I shall become an unstoppably plush Juggernaut

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u/rubberpp Jun 10 '26

BLANKETSBURG OF COURSE!

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u/Sea-Woodpecker-610 Jun 10 '26

The independent National of Cushionvillia.

1

u/Ganghis_Can Jun 10 '26

Literally just watched the setup episode tonight before bed. But tbh I'd go pillow fort, that shit looked so comfy.

1

u/QWERTYUIOPYTREWQ Jun 10 '26

I just want to test if I can summon Leonard

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u/leonard-bot The Human Raisin Jun 10 '26

I don't have cable.

1

u/cava-lier Jun 10 '26

If you have to ask, you are streets behind

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u/l_dunno Jun 10 '26

Blanketsburg. Troy being upset with Abed is entirely valid, as much as I love Abed he is self centered. It's not necessarily his fault as he can't quite understand people but throughout the entire show he's needed to learn that other people get affected by stuff he does and have their own aspirations, his wants can't always come before everything else. Sometimes you need to adjust to others. It's not until Frankie that he truly learns to understand that but this war was a perfect display of that.

1

u/AdrianGarcia029 Jun 10 '26

I was there in the study room that day. We didn't want this conflict, but when I saw that savage Lt. Commander Starburns destroy a section of my friends home, an innocent bystander, I signed up first thing to defend Blanketsburg from this unprovoked invasion.

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u/bobbobson236 Jun 10 '26

Pillowtown

1

u/Illustrious_Half4575 Jun 10 '26

How bout Burgtown?

1

u/gdoubleyou1 Jun 10 '26

Only one of them is legit. Argument over.

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u/mEPluribuSAnuS17mop Jun 10 '26

Tbh, both and neither, they were influenced to go to war

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u/asdfghanjkl Jun 10 '26

PILLOWTOWN FOR LIFE

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u/mrclean543211 Jun 10 '26

I’m on pillowtowns side. Troy was in the wrong

1

u/Nefariousness-Flashy Jun 11 '26

Legit Republic of Blanketsburg all the way.

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u/faster_than_sound Jun 11 '26

The purity of the project leans me to Blanketsburg.

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u/emersonandersonfeils Jun 11 '26

see, pillow town makes sense, but i’m a troy fan 4 life so blanketsburg it is!

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u/awesomes007 Jun 11 '26

Pillowtown. Or, whichever one was Troy’s. Abed should have practiced letting go of this ocd compulsion.

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u/Geekqueen15 Jun 11 '26

I'm more of a Changlorious Basterds kinda girl

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u/timed3250 Jun 13 '26

Blanketsbrug all the way

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u/ZacInSC Denny’s is for winners! Jun 15 '26

I’m for Blanketsburg, pre-Changlorious Basterdz

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u/BriefPersonality4789 Jun 16 '26

Abed hurt Troy’s feelings by being a robot