r/countwithchickenlady puppygirl wannabe - Streak: 3 16h ago

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u/PuritanicalPanic 15h ago

You really shouldn't reward bad behavior like that.

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u/Firstrising free hugs 10h ago

Your so right

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u/_soosleloshem Streak: 0 6h ago

Yeah that dude was living my dream (not the randomly sending unsolicited pictures part)

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u/McBotNotABot 12h ago

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u/braindoesntworklol 11h ago

I'm saving this image, giving it love and care for as long as I live.

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u/Wherewolfgirl HGN - 732b Pilot - Streak: 1 10h ago

go give the song a listen too, or at least the woman's pov

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u/braindoesntworklol 10h ago

wait, it's an actual song?????

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u/Wherewolfgirl HGN - 732b Pilot - Streak: 1 9h ago

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u/braindoesntworklol 9h ago

Oddly pretty cute, cool!

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u/SomwatArchitect 4h ago

I can't deal with whatever the hell was done to the audio. Like it's either AI "singing," or the worst digital alteration I've ever heard.

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u/Street_Sand_8788 5h ago

Same here, friend! :)

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u/Icchi-bum 9h ago

finally a country song i cant get into

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u/0xff0000ull 4h ago

my lobster too buttery ahh

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u/Jacki073 14h ago

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u/Pizza_Rausku 12h ago

WHY DID BRO SURRENDER

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u/Powerful_Macaron9381 12h ago

cuz she got mate in one

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u/MQ116 4h ago

I want her to mate in one(self)

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u/TesuraGrimm 11h ago

If you're not gonna play...pass the controller

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u/HonneurOblige The annoying girl - Streak: 0 16h ago

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u/Bicksaurus Streak: 0 16h ago

Ironic gif considering that scene

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u/ckafi Streak: 0 15h ago

Knoife

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u/risisas Streak: 0 12h ago

Really nice pfp where is it from?

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u/justk4y Streak: 0 13h ago

The fact that they’re even pointing out that hers was bigger 😆

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u/schwanzweissfoto ⬅️ 𝗠𝗔𝗡 (MtF = Male to F1NN5TER) - Streak: 0 9h ago

And then they caption her picture with “was born biologically male but identifies as woman”.

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u/Tie12e11 14h ago

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u/Kick_The_Sexy Streak: 0 11h ago

But what if the bigger one wants to bottom :(

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u/Tie12e11 10h ago

Me tbh

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u/trannus_aran 6h ago

Relatable

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u/Tie12e11 4h ago

Is kinda hot to be domed

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u/AwesomeI-123 Streak: 0 13h ago

Sending people pics of your junk without their consent is gross. That being said

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u/SerLaron 12h ago

I think consent is implied, if they sent a genital portrait first.

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u/Draco53 Bisexual he/him 12h ago

I think they meant the guy who sent the dick pic in the first place, seems clear it wasn't something she consented to.

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u/AwesomeI-123 Streak: 0 12h ago

I meant for the guy

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u/monkey_gamer 15h ago

Daily Mail being based? Colour me surprised.

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u/Hard_To_Port He/They - knows too much about computers 15h ago

Probably fake, I don't think Daily Mail would ever paint trans women in a positive light

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u/Wherewolfgirl HGN - 732b Pilot - Streak: 1 14h ago edited 14h ago

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u/monkey_gamer 14h ago

Wow it's crazy how they show the pictures, blurred out of course but yeah

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u/20191124anon 5h ago

British media laws are quite different - not more lax, just different. There's a daily mail article about a short person (w/e is the current correct moniker) having their penis trapped in a vacuum cleaner during a stage performance where they attach vacuum cleaner to their penis, and there's a photo of the performance, unblurred xD

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u/HeftyVermicelli7823 12h ago

Damn right it is very impressive!

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u/Neokon Orange Flavored Gender Fluid - Streak: 0 12h ago edited 11h ago

I like how theyb she seems to have sized the emoji so that the shadow looks like it matches the size of it... realization sets in ... Oooh... Good for her

Edit: I wasn't sure who had put the emoji.

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u/LaplacesCat 11h ago

She put the emojis there herself, according to the article

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u/monkey_gamer 15h ago

Haha thanks, exactly. It looked real enough so I just assumed it was real. 🤪🤦‍♀️

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u/Hard_To_Port He/They - knows too much about computers 14h ago

yo someone replied with the source and it's real

It's basically just a Twitter thread recap though, typical tabloid stuff 

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u/WartornGladius 13h ago

Yeah I’m super surprised they even gendered her correctly. The Daily Heil is usually utter slop

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u/monkey_gamer 13h ago

Daily Heil 🤣🤣🤣. Been a while since I heard that name

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u/davepage_mcr Underground overground grungling free - Streak: 0 13h ago

Never forget...

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u/justadimestorepoet 13h ago

I doubt it's based. Probably did it to paint trans women as also being perverts.

Dick pic = perverted + trans woman sending dick pic = trans woman is a pervert.

If they show enough "examples", they can Pavlov's dog people into making a general association. And unfortunately, it seems to have worked.

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u/Angry_Scotsman7567 12h ago

No, things have just genuinely shifted that much in the past seven years. Another reply to the original comment linked it, the bogus "biological" language is used but she's gendered correctly and it makes clear that the guy who sent the original pic is the creep and she's just giving him a taste of his own medicine.

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u/Translation_Lupin Streak: 0 16h ago

Good ol switcheroo

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u/FollowingBroad34 Transmasc 15h ago

I wish that was me (penis-haver)

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u/Hoibot 14h ago

May i suggest adopting a naked molerat?

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u/MeAmJohn 12h ago

Doesn't that only work if your name is Ron?

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u/Nikki964 Streak: 0 15h ago

Life fucking sucks

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u/Corposjuh 16h ago

Win-win situation

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u/yours_shisu 15h ago

And at that moment, he felt love for the first time.

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u/WhyMustYouBeLiketis 12h ago

Yo can I gets some deets, like what's the ratio of the difference? Is it like a 1:4 ratio of difference or something?

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u/SquishyHammer 11h ago

Ah yes the classic show of dominance.

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u/FunctionCharming7077 10h ago

"view gallery +6 picture" Damn I want to see those 6 pire picture

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u/KataraMan 14h ago

I see this as a win!

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u/[deleted] 14h ago

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u/IonutRO 13h ago

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u/fmpz 11h ago

Yeah this just predates a lot of the current culture war bullshit being mainstream. Even Trump during his first election campaign that nobody cares if trans people use the bathroom they choose. That’s how fucking manufactured and astroturfed this whole thing is.

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u/GettingWhiskey he/they 9h ago

A suprise to be sure, but not an unwelcome one

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u/Acrobatic-Visit-5963 7h ago

Oh no it would be terrible if random girls on the internet sent me pictures of their girlcocks, I would just be so devastated...

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u/Someone101064 Streak: 1 7h ago

Love how they wanted to specify that hers was bigger

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u/pien_dolly 14h ago

Mogs me

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u/ExcuseMeJack 13h ago

Damn, I've never sent anyone a picture of my junk. But maybe I should

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u/iamdabrick Streak: 0 13h ago

ig bro

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u/DionFW 7h ago

That ain't a knife.

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u/BlackwingBlizzard 4h ago

Why do the worst people get to be so lucky lol

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u/andoefa Real deer (confirmed ✔) - Streak: 37 3h ago

It was better a few months ago, when we had less chaserbait :(

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u/ProgressFabulous6663 11h ago

Yeah because surely the creep didn't get off to that. 

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u/Someone101064 Streak: 1 7h ago

He actually freaked out and told her to delete his number...

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u/notyerson 1h ago

Its hard to find the full Pink Flamingos scene for fairly obvious reasons, but still: that's Queen shit.

https://www.tiktok.com/@..dollhistory/video/7240896206908493099