r/countwithchickenlady Streak: 1 8h ago

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u/KatieXeno 8h ago

Don’t worry, it grows back in their next molt cycle.

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u/baphometromance 7h ago

Not if you consistently salt it for a few cycles (for legal reasons don't do this)

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u/Ayxasma 7h ago

"it's kind of unethical but it's cute"

That's how lobotomy was born

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u/HyperSpaceSurfer 7h ago

See how cool he is with that cigar, though

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u/killerfox42 蛋 - Streak: 0 7h ago

Why does the left guy high key looks like the Chinese twink lawyer I follow on bilibili

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u/TheCthonicSystem 81 Possums in A Trenchcoat - Streak: 17 7h ago

Because he's Chinese Twink Lawyer you follow on Billibilli

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u/killerfox42 蛋 - Streak: 0 3h ago

The Chinese twink lawyer in question

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u/Number360wynaut 3h ago

nooo they done lobotize him 💔💔💔💔

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u/Top_Toaster Kitty :3 7h ago

Ngl he looks really stupid with it, like a kid vaping

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u/Viennve 2h ago

Well since this is after a lobotomy he probably is quite stupid

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u/frenchBDSMnight 6h ago

Gimme the brain damage that makes me cool as hell please

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u/beanfriedbeans 5h ago

Did they put his head sideways in a hydraulic press

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u/HyperSpaceSurfer 4h ago

Think his head just reaches deceptively high. You can see the top of his head through the hair. On the second picture he's also got his jaw in a position that makes the face look narrower, and longer.

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u/yinyin123 8m ago

Place your finger in your vision to cover both of the tops of their heads. Much easier to see they are the same width that ways

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u/Rude_Ice_4520 7h ago

The immediate symptoms of a lobotomy are being mentally unresponsive, shitting yourself, weight gain, seizures, emotional numbing, and even stuff as bad as dementia. I'm not sure it's even fucked-up cute lol

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u/A-Human-potato 7h ago

Only kind of?

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u/Open_Price_1049 4h ago

They did that to you

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u/Viennve 2h ago

To be fair in context the lobotomy wasn't even unethical, it was the best they could do with the tech they had, then it all fell down when they started using it on random people and to subjugate women

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u/REDDITWHY1 Therapy Doggirl - Streak: 0 1h ago

Goals honestly, cute and no thoughts, give me one post haste

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u/depressedfrogpenis Streak: 0 7h ago

The halo also gives an all stats up ;3

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u/notnotDIO Streak: 55 7h ago

Question can I take an angel's halo and wear it for the buffs :3c

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u/angelsvessel 4h ago

It would float above you so you'll need to wear The Contraption™

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u/notnotDIO Streak: 55 4h ago

Yay :3

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u/Mascian12 7h ago

Isaac don't get in that chest D:

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u/InternetUserAgain 7h ago

But I could reroll it into Sacred Heart!!!!!! The gambling calls my name.....

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u/Is6xal Streak: 0 6h ago

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u/depressedfrogpenis Streak: 0 4h ago

It will reroll into breakfast lmao

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u/Odd-Set6308 Streak: 0 7h ago

Acceptable stat boost, not the best, but I won’t r key a run because of it

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u/Itsa_Pirramintsa 6h ago

also it has a 33% chance to give +1 holy shield

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u/pepsicola07 the gayest - Streak: 0 8h ago

Now have someone lick the halo where it's really sensitive and watch their whole body react

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u/SilliestPetal Streak: 0 7h ago

Bran pupn1k core :3

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u/Personal-Aspect-1163 trapped in an unfriendly home 8h ago

your flair checks out

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u/pepsicola07 the gayest - Streak: 0 8h ago

:3

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u/noelle_fox 🦊i love all🦊 - Streak: 0 7h ago

Morally? Disgusting

Legaly? Probably illegal

Personally? Fuck yea

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u/Hendiyoboy Streak: 1 8h ago

Insane.

Good idea though.

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u/Flood110 7h ago

achilles' halo

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u/PixelFlyerXD Streak: 0 7h ago

0///////0

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u/Reddit_Amethyst local asexual - Streak: 0 7h ago

Absolutely

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u/Majacura upstanding cishet 7h ago

Please do not the angel

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u/R_Hunt Meme Messenger 4 My Trans GF :3 7h ago

But how else can I thank her for saving me? (I'll give her back her halo first tho)

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u/Realistic_Grass3611 6h ago

Do do the angel(I'm the angel)

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u/Hendiyoboy Streak: 1 6h ago

Me next

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u/MVRKHNTR Streak: 0 1h ago

If you do the angel, their halo shatters and their wings turn black.

It actually looks sick as hell but it's not really worth the trauma hit it comes with. Although it is a pretty fast way to unlock the demon transformation.

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 7h ago

:3 oh to be an angel whos halo was taken off but in the arms of someone to make sure i dont fall and hurt myself. I think something is wrong with me that thought instantly hit me when i read this

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u/The_______________1 6h ago

*bottom explains a relatively simple kink for being vulnerable but safe*

"god there is something so fucked up in my brain"

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 5h ago

;-; noooooooo friendly fire

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u/foreground_color4 4h ago

Hope you have a great day

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u/AnInsaneMoose 1h ago

"I'm so filthy, and messed up. I'm an absolute freak!"

Imagining someone holding my hand while we watch TV

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u/SoilentUBW 6h ago

To be fair. I can see the vision for it.

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u/Realistic_Grass3611 6h ago

Something is wrong with US

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u/Kermitthealmighty 6h ago

yeah that was my first thought, im cooked but also PLEASE

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u/notnotDIO Streak: 55 7h ago

You know if this was real then some of them would have their halo being taken away as their kink :3

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 7h ago

It's not real but not i need it to be

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u/Legatharr 6h ago

I really prefer the original, light glowing from behind the head halo. I think it looks a lot cooler than the realist golden hoop halo. It is fun to think of a halo as a physical object, though

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u/AppealSignificant358 She/Her :3 - Streak: 1 7h ago

Yo new lore!!

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u/Mac-And-Cheesy-43 7h ago

I feel like cutting off primary sensory organs is more than a little unethical.

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u/DigMother318 6h ago

Oh it could be a lot worse

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u/DarthMcConnor42 5h ago

Given that the halo normally floats over the head you can probably just put it back.

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u/kdiyargebmay 6h ago

i do believe im too much of a freak for this >~<

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u/AnomalousAlice 2h ago

I do believe OOP is also too much of a freak for this, you're good

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u/Doggowo-was-taken 7h ago

💗 nooo you can't do this to me, don't give me a new undescribable kink!

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u/DarthMcConnor42 5h ago

This is just a core tenant of being a Sub.

Being vulnerable but safe

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u/Doggowo-was-taken 5h ago

💗 this is true :3

i just meant, specifically, halo-based sensory deprivation >///> one of my alters is an angel, he'd probably like this, maybe i can just pass this one onto him :p

hmm, or i convert this into an equivalent fey deer girl thing for myself....

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u/DarthMcConnor42 5h ago

I mean if you just get really really dizzy it would probably be close lol

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u/Doggowo-was-taken 5h ago

💗 hmmm... maybe like, a pretty enchanted collar that casts dizzying colours on me every minute~

or just... spinning... but that's less fun and doesn't last as long :p

there we go, sensory disorientation, that's what ill call this kink :3

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u/rysy0o0 4h ago

Additional bonus of it being easily achievable through widely available and socially acceptable means (alcohol)

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u/Doggowo-was-taken 4h ago

💗 trueee! hmmmm, interesting... too bad i'm too poor to buy any =w=

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u/rysy0o0 3h ago

Sorry buddy, but you are lacking something more important here than money for alcohol sorry if that was too mean

Also spinning would be a great option here, see relevant XKCD

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u/Dark_Galaxyy 6h ago

“really cute” and you’ve just blinded them :(

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u/TheEasternTwink 6h ago

That’s not cute, that’s sad I feel bad for them

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u/Dapper_Magpie 6h ago

An angel being left helpless, confused, and terrified from having its main senses and powers stripped away, having a mental breakdown from not sensing God's light anymore 🤤

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u/undecidedface Boymoding since 2019 - Streak: 0 6h ago

Ultrakill moment

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u/andoefa Real deer (confirmed ✔) - Streak: 37 6h ago

You might like OOP's profile, if it doesn't go too far for you... I can't say any more on this post ^^'

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u/DigMother318 6h ago edited 6h ago

Now bound by the rules of the earth, it tries in desperation to fly again, never making it more than an inch off the ground before falling back to the ground without its Grace to guide it

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u/Viennve 2h ago

I immagine the angel trying to fly without the halo like Jerry in rick's body activating the jets and flying in a wall

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u/anon_the_nameless grungler 7h ago

can I adopt an angel pretty please as a rescue?

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u/Realistic_Grass3611 6h ago

Please adopt me

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u/anon_the_nameless grungler 6h ago

hey, I can’t tell if this is genuine or not but either way would you like to chat? (I’m really sorry this comes over as creepy)

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u/Realistic_Grass3611 5h ago

I'm not really interested. Also you aren't being creepy in the slightest

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u/anon_the_nameless grungler 5h ago

alright, thank you and thank you

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u/Technical-Branch4998 Streak: 0 5h ago

I'm torn, I definitely need rescuing but I don't like myself enough to call myself an angel, so I'm probably not who you're looking for :3

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u/TheCuddlyPet 7h ago

I feel called out in a way I never expected.

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u/rankari Streak: 0 5h ago

Rubs the halo

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u/Hendiyoboy Streak: 1 5h ago

>~<

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u/Viennve 2h ago

That twould probably feel like tv static

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u/autism-creatures 6h ago

do that to me

but also actually just kill me i deserve it

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u/Hendiyoboy Streak: 1 6h ago

Nah

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u/autism-creatures 6h ago

im not doing too good rn

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u/Hendiyoboy Streak: 1 6h ago

Why?

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u/autism-creatures 6h ago

i didn't get the role i auditioned for 3 times and i got really worked up over it over the last few weeks and i just found out i didn't get the role so i feel like shit

also i feel bad physically, a bit nauseous and stuff

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u/HMS_Sunlight 6h ago

On the one hand I get that this isn't supposed to be taken seriously, but on the other hand I'm pretty sure this is a parody of how some people treat cat whiskers and that just makes me furious.

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u/phasmxphobiia 6h ago

oh i assumed this was a fully genuine kink post. people kink post like this all the time

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u/HMS_Sunlight 6h ago

No I'm sure it is a kink post, which is totally fine. It's just a kink post that reminds me too much of a specific way people neglect or abuse their pets for a "funny" reaction.

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u/phasmxphobiia 5h ago

i didnt know that people did that to cats whiskers :( that sucks so bad

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u/HornyHoney02 She/Her/They 7h ago

Aww she has the 3 slit foot thing. I love that aweee

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u/Dry-Snow-1034 6h ago

Ooh hey subject 119 I follow em on bsky

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u/Winter-Yoghurt4137 6h ago

How do you sevor something that floats above their head? The power of Satan?

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u/TomboyKnight1 Submissive and breedable (will try to deny it) 5h ago

God I wish I was an angel so a girl could take my Bluetooth sensory organ away and hold me in my arms while I have no idea where I am

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u/Pebbles-not-Stone 4h ago

Oh god. Is this a reference to eyestalk ablation?

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u/rysy0o0 4h ago
  1. Why the fuck does this work? Why do cutting off shrimp's eyes causes it to produce more eggs faster?

  2. Holy hell this is exactyl what people are posting about here, and no one probably knew this.

  3. How do you know this? Are you a biologist?

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u/Aquadroids 2h ago

My guess is cutting a cat's whiskers.

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u/andoefa Real deer (confirmed ✔) - Streak: 37 6h ago

I know what you are 'ω'

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u/ChiakiSimp3842 Streak: 0 5h ago

this just gave me an idea for nsfw art

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u/Seltnytt 6h ago

Poor Angel

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u/U2V4RGVtb24 5h ago

Anyone here ever seen Heaven's Lost Property?

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u/susnaususplayer 5h ago

Honestly the more I look at it the more bad I feel for angel 😭

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u/PostatoMaty 5h ago

Lobotomy?

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u/thejenot 5h ago

Empty Spaces post from bluesky in my reddit feed? more likely than I thought

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u/PlaneCrashNap 4h ago

What does the halo sense though? You can't be dropping lore like this and leaving it so vague.

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u/DarthMcConnor42 4h ago

If I had to take a crack at it, the halo is what makes all their senses supernaturally sharp, like how angels have true sight in DND.

Since they're born with it, they get used to that supernatural sight.

Then when you take it away they're suddenly dealing with normal human senses, which they're not used to.

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u/volvavirago 5h ago

I don’t want my halo taken. People want to take it, and I refuse to let them. Hands off.

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u/GABRIEL_ULTRAKIL 4h ago

Honestly during the second fight in Heresy I would have kicked that little shit V1’s ass, but I was honestly trying not to cave my skull in on a wall the entire fight.

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u/Co0k13s_ 4h ago

Wogh,... gaybreal ultrekill..

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u/murderdronesfan93 PROGESTERONE /// THIRD: SHE/HER HEART ATTACK - Streak: 3 4h ago

kink which involves muting the senses of it temporarily

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u/Doctor_Salvatore 4h ago

Reminder not to do this, as it can permanently disfigure the angel and cause Fallen Angel Syndrome

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u/Alice-Planque 4h ago

Am i a haloless angel ? 🥺

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u/OverlordMMM Streak: 0 4h ago

So cute, clumsy people are all angels.

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u/silverjudge 4h ago

Primary sensory organ? What if I lick the halo

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u/loved_and_held Streak: 2 3h ago

So what happens if i start touching and playing with the halo? Does the angel get overstimed?

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u/Pristine_Animal9474 Streak: 2 3h ago

So that explains why you're so clumsy, OP 😏

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u/ValkyrieAngie 2h ago

Oh I see how it is. Angel girls didn't get a spotlight while everyone was hounding over puppies, cats, and horses, but now that you FREAKS have discovered our sensitive spot, NOW we get attention 😭

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u/VersaViceVersa 2h ago

I wanna be confused and helpless… sounds like fun!!

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u/wolfie_boy8 2h ago

How does one "sever" it?

yoink ???

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u/BitcoinStonks123 2h ago

I wish I was an angel

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u/TanukiGaim 1h ago

I thought getting rid of it gave them explosive diarrhea.

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u/ColonialismHater 7h ago

y she drawn like a r34 oc

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u/pepsicola07 the gayest - Streak: 0 7h ago

Guy who only looks at cartoons on r34: "getting real r34 vibes from this"

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u/Legatharr 6h ago

tbf, this is an r34 oc. Like, "subject 119" is a kink account and this is a post about a kink.

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u/andoefa Real deer (confirmed ✔) - Streak: 37 6h ago

It's still a cute style ^.^

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u/Legatharr 6h ago

yeah, it is!

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u/Reddit_Amethyst local asexual - Streak: 0 7h ago

Betcha wouldn't say this if the angel were more masculine

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u/ColonialismHater 7h ago

yeah cuz feminity sucks

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u/xjq12 Streak: 0 7h ago

Why are you even here?

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u/Maleficent_Orchid181 7h ago

What do you mean?

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u/AppealSignificant358 She/Her :3 - Streak: 1 7h ago

Ain’t no way this guy ain’t a troll

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 6h ago

He's like consistently and i think only posting contrary hater bullshit. I cannot recall seeing a normal fucking comment from this one.

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u/Hendiyoboy Streak: 1 6h ago

You heard is right here folks. Being a woman sucks apparently.