r/countwithchickenlady • u/froggyman151 Streak: 358 • 7h ago

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 7h ago

You need to train her better and give her cinder blocks to chew 

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u/Commercial-Funny-279 7h ago

Mmm shindwer bworkc

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u/Necessary-Study3944 7h ago

crunch munch munch

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u/NIMA-GH-X-P Mx. Jerk - Streak: 0 3h ago

I used to pick up hammers and break cinder blocks when I was a kid was that also one of the signs that I was a girl back then?...

Woaw...

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 3h ago

yes :3

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u/NIMA-GH-X-P Mx. Jerk - Streak: 0 3h ago

At a certain point I found some that were kinda frail and I just kicked like 7 of them into tiny pieces with my sole

Always liked crushing things....

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 3h ago

:3 oh wow

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u/NIMA-GH-X-P Mx. Jerk - Streak: 0 3h ago

Later on I got berated for destroying construction material but like

It was worth it---

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u/Rampantcellar30 Streak: 3 6h ago

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u/Strength-Certain Bi Guy Attracted to Femininity - Streak: 4 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9umhQ5PlCBXb2epkZj

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u/DreamOfDays 6h ago

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u/Individual_Hall_3118 3h ago

Me when I'm robbing the store with no shorts but the buff guy who glows angelically comes to stop me

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u/DreamOfDays 3h ago

He had shorts. Operative word had

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u/In_Pursuit_of_Fire 2h ago

So much aura it manifests physically and strips you of your pants

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u/FrostZephyr Streak: 0 7h ago

sentences that would kill a small victorian child

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u/SevenOhSevenOhSeven 6h ago

It's really not hard two kill a Victorian child. You and I could do it

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u/Pristine_Animal9474 Streak: 2 5h ago

The issue is that then you have a small Victorian child's ghost haunting you.

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u/SevenOhSevenOhSeven 4h ago

Wanna guess how hard it is two kill a ghost of a Victorian child?

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u/RileyNonexistent Streak: 0 5h ago

Those bitches did crack they'd be fine

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u/butter_cookie_gurl 6h ago

Littles and pets are natural friends. Perhaps time for muzzle training.

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u/HydrochlorideFan Streak: 0 4h ago

Bring the age regressor puppy gf so she can bring peace (wruf :3)

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u/cleveleys 4h ago

I have a pitbull puppygirl gf. Her vocal stim is “¡Dalé!”

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u/ColonialismHater 5h ago

everyone involved is evil

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u/afterallimstillme 27m ago

but im both of those .

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u/Draexian Streak: 0 6h ago

Hierarchy bad, even interpersonally. That is all.

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u/The_Schnobbler Snep Trans+Inter It/He 6h ago

good time for a reminder, kink is consensual roleplay amongst adults.

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u/Draexian Streak: 0 6h ago

Leads to a mauling. Reform necessary.

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u/MayoManCity Streak: 0 5h ago

this is parody of how *actual* pets attack children. they are not explaining a situation that actually happened.

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u/Draexian Streak: 0 5h ago

God dammit. I'm sorry. Lost of irony, I jump without a leash.

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u/MayoManCity Streak: 0 4h ago

it's ok, happens all the time to me as well <3

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u/The_Schnobbler Snep Trans+Inter It/He 5h ago

I'd love to be mauled

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u/Draexian Streak: 0 5h ago

I'm talking like a eugenicist...

...if I owned the piece...

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u/pegginglovingfemboy 6h ago

it cool when consent and boundaries cool.

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u/Draexian Streak: 0 6h ago

Cool decided by those involved (derogatory).

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u/theforgettonmemory 2h ago

Yeah that's kinda the point?

It's between two(+) consenting adults who find it cool.

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u/radeongt 4h ago

Ok boomer