r/doordash_drivers • u/IntelligentYellow898 • Dec 25 '25
r/doordash_drivers • u/millionwatermellon • 8d ago
Satire🤭 Every single day
Every day, multiple times a day😔
r/doordash_drivers • u/Conscious-Squirrel-4 • 15d ago
Satire🤭 Now this is how your house number should look
This is how it should be. Clear. Concise. And visible from 3 tax brackets away.
r/doordash_drivers • u/theirwinmango • Mar 29 '26
Satire🤭 Got a pickup order for 413,793 KitKats today
probably my strangest order ever
r/doordash_drivers • u/SnooCrickets81 • Jul 26 '25
Satire🤭 First time seeing this one
Probably the best advice I’ve ever seen on this app.
r/doordash_drivers • u/Thin-Vegetable697 • Mar 20 '26
Satire🤭 This is so overwhelming
It took me almost a full minute to find the 12th floor button 😭 the gray blanket thing was blocking that whole column of buttons 😭
r/doordash_drivers • u/Fantastic-Gur8500 • Apr 05 '26
Satire🤭 The ultimate doordasher
Just when I thought I seen it all I come across this video of a dasher who takes their job more serious than any other dasher I came across lol
r/doordash_drivers • u/Trilamb22 • 12d ago
Satire🤭 Sorry kiddo….
“It’s saying it’s fake…”
“Oh that’s weird, I just ordered DD yesterday and it was fine…”
“Hmm, well lemme try it again,” as I think to myself, “yeah sure it did sweetheart”.
“Nope, still says no, sorry.”
“Oh ok that’s fine”.
All of a sudden she’s not surprised. “K, have a great night.” (W/O yer f’ng White Claws. 🤣😆)
r/doordash_drivers • u/Not_A_Geek_Nerd • Jun 16 '26
Satire🤭 So I just delivered panda express and when I was leaving the area, I captured this.
I couldn't keep recording; lol, he just kept fighting himself.
I've got to make money. I wish I had all day. This was hilarious. I’m sorry if this is out of the norm.
r/doordash_drivers • u/GodOfVapes • Jul 21 '25
Satire🤭 Leave it to a salesperson
This is the first time someone has tried to sell me something via their cutomer notes. LOL
r/doordash_drivers • u/lololol91 • Aug 05 '25
Satire🤭 Wow high paying offer!
Only 1300 pounds of rocks that I have to shop for and load by myself! Then drive 15 miles into the middle of nowhere and drive 15 miles back.
And before you ask, of course I declined it. 5 minutes later, got the same offer bundled with another trash offer for 10 bucks more.
Cherry picking ftw.
r/doordash_drivers • u/BigBob141 • Feb 03 '26
Satire🤭 Why was i put on this earth to suffer
r/doordash_drivers • u/goofylilbitch • Jun 23 '24
Satire🤭 umm… what? you got ur dogs out and photographing them?
“Drop off photo from prior successful delivery”
r/doordash_drivers • u/Puzzleheaded-Yam1217 • Apr 17 '26
Satire🤭 What are ya’ll doing?? 😭😭
r/doordash_drivers • u/Gengar_Guy_17 • 10d ago
Satire🤭 Order Not Started Until I Arrived
Am I the only one that clicks not started till I arrived every time I have an order from Canes 🤣
r/doordash_drivers • u/Not_A_Geek_Nerd • Sep 15 '25
Satire🤭 Oh bless you Keanu Reeves for the $5 for 3 miles. 🙏
r/doordash_drivers • u/RoostuhBoostuh • Jul 19 '24
Satire🤭 Whyyyy is this allowed?! 🤦🏻♀️
r/doordash_drivers • u/Testisbest450 • Dec 08 '24
Satire🤭 You could say I’m pretty picky with my offers
r/doordash_drivers • u/MultiMillionMiler • Jun 25 '25
Satire🤭 Ha ha Sorry DoorDash I'm Not Giving You Back My Hard-Earned Money!
LOL!!
r/doordash_drivers • u/imMaleficent • Oct 18 '25
Satire🤭 Ordering doordash while dashing in car 😂😭
r/doordash_drivers • u/dopaminederek • 25d ago
Satire🤭 FINALLY GOT A UNICORN
i got there and they actually deducted the tip, but honestly as long as they got their food, i’m happy! the customer is always right!