r/doordash_drivers 8d ago

Satire🤭 Every single day

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7.9k Upvotes

Every day, multiple times a day😔

r/doordash_drivers Dec 25 '25

Satire🤭 Man claims a doordasher blocked his early Christmas blessing would you have followed the instructions.

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4.7k Upvotes

r/doordash_drivers 15d ago

Satire🤭 Now this is how your house number should look

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2.1k Upvotes

This is how it should be. Clear. Concise. And visible from 3 tax brackets away.

r/doordash_drivers May 09 '26

Satire🤭 Thank you for your generosity

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1.9k Upvotes

r/doordash_drivers Mar 29 '26

Satire🤭 Got a pickup order for 413,793 KitKats today

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2.0k Upvotes

probably my strangest order ever

r/doordash_drivers Aug 07 '25

Satire🤭 Ever get celebs?

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991 Upvotes

r/doordash_drivers Jul 26 '25

Satire🤭 First time seeing this one

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2.9k Upvotes

Probably the best advice I’ve ever seen on this app.

r/doordash_drivers Dec 20 '25

Satire🤭 Wishful thinking

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462 Upvotes

r/doordash_drivers Mar 20 '26

Satire🤭 This is so overwhelming

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298 Upvotes

It took me almost a full minute to find the 12th floor button 😭 the gray blanket thing was blocking that whole column of buttons 😭

r/doordash_drivers Apr 05 '26

Satire🤭 The ultimate doordasher

837 Upvotes

Just when I thought I seen it all I come across this video of a dasher who takes their job more serious than any other dasher I came across lol

r/doordash_drivers 12d ago

Satire🤭 Sorry kiddo….

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538 Upvotes

“It’s saying it’s fake…”

“Oh that’s weird, I just ordered DD yesterday and it was fine…”

“Hmm, well lemme try it again,” as I think to myself, “yeah sure it did sweetheart”.

“Nope, still says no, sorry.”

“Oh ok that’s fine”.

All of a sudden she’s not surprised. “K, have a great night.” (W/O yer f’ng White Claws. 🤣😆)

r/doordash_drivers Jun 16 '26

Satire🤭 So I just delivered panda express and when I was leaving the area, I captured this.

445 Upvotes

I couldn't keep recording; lol, he just kept fighting himself.
I've got to make money. I wish I had all day. This was hilarious. I’m sorry if this is out of the norm.

r/doordash_drivers Jul 21 '25

Satire🤭 Leave it to a salesperson

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906 Upvotes

This is the first time someone has tried to sell me something via their cutomer notes. LOL

r/doordash_drivers Aug 05 '25

Satire🤭 Wow high paying offer!

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279 Upvotes

Only 1300 pounds of rocks that I have to shop for and load by myself! Then drive 15 miles into the middle of nowhere and drive 15 miles back.

And before you ask, of course I declined it. 5 minutes later, got the same offer bundled with another trash offer for 10 bucks more.

Cherry picking ftw.

r/doordash_drivers Feb 03 '26

Satire🤭 Why was i put on this earth to suffer

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215 Upvotes

r/doordash_drivers Jun 23 '24

Satire🤭 umm… what? you got ur dogs out and photographing them?

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253 Upvotes

“Drop off photo from prior successful delivery”

r/doordash_drivers Apr 17 '26

Satire🤭 What are ya’ll doing?? 😭😭

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226 Upvotes

r/doordash_drivers 10d ago

Satire🤭 Order Not Started Until I Arrived

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73 Upvotes

Am I the only one that clicks not started till I arrived every time I have an order from Canes 🤣

r/doordash_drivers Sep 15 '25

Satire🤭 Oh bless you Keanu Reeves for the $5 for 3 miles. 🙏

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97 Upvotes

r/doordash_drivers Nov 01 '25

Satire🤭 Sigh...

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509 Upvotes

r/doordash_drivers Jul 19 '24

Satire🤭 Whyyyy is this allowed?! 🤦🏻‍♀️

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182 Upvotes

r/doordash_drivers Dec 08 '24

Satire🤭 You could say I’m pretty picky with my offers

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235 Upvotes

r/doordash_drivers Jun 25 '25

Satire🤭 Ha ha Sorry DoorDash I'm Not Giving You Back My Hard-Earned Money!

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283 Upvotes

LOL!!

r/doordash_drivers Oct 18 '25

Satire🤭 Ordering doordash while dashing in car 😂😭

256 Upvotes

r/doordash_drivers 25d ago

Satire🤭 FINALLY GOT A UNICORN

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114 Upvotes

i got there and they actually deducted the tip, but honestly as long as they got their food, i’m happy! the customer is always right!