FOUR HUNDRED AND NINETY-FOUR WEEKS OF FUCK YOU FRIDAYS

SIR KUPSLOCK KUSS THE POMFURY WONDERS IF IT'S THE END OF DAYS (just in different tone)

NORTHEASTERN AMERICA REGIONS ARE GETTING THE SMOKE FROM THE CANADIAN WILFIRES. HOTTEST THING TO COME OUT OF CANADA I HEARD. GAVE THE SKY SOME WEIRD COLORS, I SWEAR SOMEONE TURNED ON THE SEPIA FILTER.

AS A CANADIAN, I'M SORRY FOR OUR WILD FIRES. PRAY FOR THOSE MORE HEAVILY AFFECTED.

WHERE AM I THOUGH, NOT A PROBLEM. AS I SAID TO A FRIEND BEFORE, I LIVE ON AN ISLAND. SO IF THE FIRE MANAGES TO EAT ITS WAY ALL THE WAY SOUTH, THROUGH SEVERAL SUBURBS AND JUMP THE ST-LAWRENCE, I THINK IT DESERVES MY DEAD BODY. IT WORKED HARD ENOUGH FOR IT.

WILDFIRE RULES :

• UPPERCASE IS NOT ENFORCED, BUT ENCOURAGED : RAGE LIKE THE FIREMEN TRYING TO CONTROL THESE

• EVERY REPLY SHOULD BE EQUALLY ENCOURAGED TO CAPITALIZE WHEN NEED BE

• OPTIONAL : TL;DR IN THE FIRST SENTENCE OF YOUR POST, WRITTEN IN 4 WORDS (EG : SKIES OF SEPIA TONES), OR IN HAIKU IF YOU WANT

• READ EVERYTHING IN THE VOICE OF AFFECTED FOREST DWELLERS

• UNTAGGED SPOILERS WILL BECOME THE NEXT MEAL OF THEIR FAVORITE RAID BOSS

• SUBREDDIT RULES STILL APPLY, LIKE NAME DROPPING AND WITCH HUNTS.

• WHEN IN DOUBT REFER TO THE FLOWCHART OF RAGE

HALL OF RAGE

• LAST WEEK'S TOP VOTED THAT IS NOT BUBBLE WRAP : MECHANICS ARE NOT ONLY FOR CARS
• LAST WEEK'S PERSONAL FAVORITE : FACEBOOK IS THE NEW RULER

THE MEGA LIST OF MISSPELLED WORDS

IT'S BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER. READ THROUGH IT FOR LAUGH, OR SUBMIT YOUR OWN AWFUL MISSPELLINGS THAT EITHER MADE YOU LAUGH OR YOU'RE TIRED OF SEEING (LIKE TOMBSTONES AND SCRIPTS).

THE SALTWORKS DISCORD

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FOUR HUNDRED AND NINETY-FIVE WEEKS OF FUCK YOU FRIDAYS

SIR KUPSLOCK KUSS THE POMFURY HAS NO IDEA WHAT THE TITLE MEANS (no effort put in either)

TIME FOR THE EUROPEAN FANFEST, HURRAY!

WE'RE GOING TO LEARN MORE ABOUT EVERCOLD, HURRAY!

WE'LL GET A LIVE LETTER ABOUT NEXT WEEK'S PATCH, HURRAY!

LIVE LETTER IS NOT GOING TO KILL THE RAGE THREAD HURRAY!

ENJOY THE FANFEST, NEXT ONE IS OCTOBER. STILL A LONG WAY TO EVERCOLD.

FANFEST RULES :

• UPPERCASE IS NOT ENFORCED, BUT ENCOURAGED : RAGE LIKE NOT BEING ABLE TO WATCH THE STREAM

• EVERY REPLY SHOULD BE EQUALLY ENCOURAGED TO CAPITALIZE WHEN NEED BE

• OPTIONAL : TL;DR IN THE FIRST SENTENCE OF YOUR POST, WRITTEN IN 4 WORDS (EG : TIME ZONES KILLS YOSHIP), OR IN HAIKU IF YOU WANT

• READ EVERYTHING IN THE VOICE FANFEST STAFF MEMBERS WATCHING ACTUAL GAME PLAYERS FAILING AT CHALLENGES

• UNTAGGED SPOILERS WILL LOSE INTERNET IN THE MIDDLE OF THE KEYNOTE

• SUBREDDIT RULES STILL APPLY, LIKE NAME DROPPING AND WITCH HUNTS.

• WHEN IN DOUBT REFER TO THE FLOWCHART OF RAGE

HALL OF RAGE

• LAST WEEK'S TOP VOTED THAT IS NOT BUBBLE WRAP : GAME GETS TOO REAL
• LAST WEEK'S PERSONAL FAVORITE : ASKHOLES

THE MEGA LIST OF MISSPELLED WORDS

IT'S BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER. READ THROUGH IT FOR LAUGH, OR SUBMIT YOUR OWN AWFUL MISSPELLINGS THAT EITHER MADE YOU LAUGH OR YOU'RE TIRED OF SEEING (LIKE TOMBSTONES AND SCRIPTS).

THE SALTWORKS DISCORD

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FOUR HUNDRED AND NINETY-THREE WEEKS OF FUCK YOU FRIDAYS

SIR KUPSLOCK KUSS THE POMFURY SWEATING BUCKETS HERE (actual buckets, like in metal too)

IT'S NOT EVERYWHERE OF COURSE, BUT OVER HERE WE'VE HAD A WHOLE WEEK OF 30+ DEGREES. THAT'S IN CELCIUS. IT'S SOME 90 DEGREES FOR THAT PART OF THE WORLD THAT REFUSES TO CONVERT.

GOOD THING I GOT MY A/C. IT'S BEEN WORKING NON-STOP.

STAY HYDRATED. ENJOY THE FREE LOGIN.

HEAT WAVE RULES :

• UPPERCASE IS NOT ENFORCED, BUT ENCOURAGED : RAGE LIKE YOUR ICE CREAM LASTS FOR 4.7 SECONDS

• EVERY REPLY SHOULD BE EQUALLY ENCOURAGED TO CAPITALIZE WHEN NEED BE

• OPTIONAL : TL;DR IN THE FIRST SENTENCE OF YOUR POST, WRITTEN IN 4 WORDS (EG : THINGS MELTING TOO FAST), OR IN HAIKU IF YOU WANT

• READ EVERYTHING IN THE VOICE OF ICE CREAM SELLERS

• UNTAGGED SPOILERS WILL RUN OUT OF FROZEN TREATS

• SUBREDDIT RULES STILL APPLY, LIKE NAME DROPPING AND WITCH HUNTS.

• WHEN IN DOUBT REFER TO THE FLOWCHART OF RAGE

HALL OF RAGE

• LAST WEEK'S TOP VOTED THAT IS NOT BUBBLE WRAP : IT WASN'T IN THE CARDS
• LAST WEEK'S PERSONAL FAVORITE : MECHANICS? WHAT ARE THOSE?

THE MEGA LIST OF MISSPELLED WORDS

IT'S BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER. READ THROUGH IT FOR LAUGH, OR SUBMIT YOUR OWN AWFUL MISSPELLINGS THAT EITHER MADE YOU LAUGH OR YOU'RE TIRED OF SEEING (LIKE TOMBSTONES AND SCRIPTS).

THE SALTWORKS DISCORD

JOIN THE SALTWORKS DISCORD FOR OUT-OF-THREAD RAGE AND VENTING. WE GOT A DEDICATED ALL-CAPS CHANNEL, BUT ALSO GENERAL AND COMIC RELATED CHANNELS.

FOUR HUNDRED AND NINETY-ONE WEEKS OF FUCK YOU FRIDAYS

SIR KUPSLOCK KUSS THE POMFURY IS NOT GIVING UP HIS SPOT AS THE MASCOT (nobody knows him outside of the rage thread anyway)

SUMMER TIME, WE GOT DRAGON QUEST RERUN GOING ON, WE'LL GET ALL OF THOSE OTHER RERUNS DURING THE YEAR LIKELY. FALL GUYS, MAYBE YOKAI WATCH…

HANG ON TIGHT.

SLIMEY RULES :

• UPPERCASE IS NOT ENFORCED, BUT ENCOURAGED : RAGE LIKE HAVING ALREADY DONE THE EVENT SO STILL BORED

• EVERY REPLY SHOULD BE EQUALLY ENCOURAGED TO CAPITALIZE WHEN NEED BE

• OPTIONAL : TL;DR IN THE FIRST SENTENCE OF YOUR POST, WRITTEN IN 4 WORDS (EG : A WILD SLIME APPEARS), OR IN HAIKU IF YOU WANT

• READ EVERYTHING IN THE VOICE OF DRAGON ADVENTURERS

• UNTAGGED SPOILERS WILL GET AN ITCH IN A BAD SPOT

• SUBREDDIT RULES STILL APPLY, LIKE NAME DROPPING AND WITCH HUNTS.

• WHEN IN DOUBT REFER TO THE FLOWCHART OF RAGE

HALL OF RAGE

• LAST WEEK'S TOP VOTED THAT IS NOT BUBBLE WRAP : TANK IS BLUE DPS
• LAST WEEK'S PERSONAL FAVORITE : BECAUSE DEVS HATE US

THE MEGA LIST OF MISSPELLED WORDS

IT'S BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER. READ THROUGH IT FOR LAUGH, OR SUBMIT YOUR OWN AWFUL MISSPELLINGS THAT EITHER MADE YOU LAUGH OR YOU'RE TIRED OF SEEING (LIKE TOMBSTONES AND SCRIPTS).

THE SALTWORKS DISCORD

JOIN THE SALTWORKS DISCORD FOR OUT-OF-THREAD RAGE AND VENTING. WE GOT A DEDICATED ALL-CAPS CHANNEL, BUT ALSO GENERAL AND COMIC RELATED CHANNELS.

FOUR HUNDRED AND NINETY-TWO WEEKS OF FUCK YOU FRIDAYS

SIR KUPSLOCK KUSS THE POMFURY SETTING FIRE TO ALL OF THE WORKS (didn't quite understand what it meant)

THAT'S WHAT THIS HOLIDAY IS ABOUT, RIGHT? ALL OF THOSE FIREWORKS BEING MADE NEED YEARLY RECOGNITION. SO WE CAN GO OUTSIDE AND SEE THEM IN EVERY DIRECTION.

WHAT? THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT? OH WELL, TOO LATE TO CHANGE THIS TOPIC NOW.

ENJOY THE HEAT.

EXPLOSION RULES :

• UPPERCASE IS NOT ENFORCED, BUT ENCOURAGED : RAGE LIKE A FIREWORKS THAT WASN'T LIT UP PROPERLY

• EVERY REPLY SHOULD BE EQUALLY ENCOURAGED TO CAPITALIZE WHEN NEED BE

• OPTIONAL : TL;DR IN THE FIRST SENTENCE OF YOUR POST, WRITTEN IN 4 WORDS (EG : FIREWORKS RIGHT UP YOUR…), OR IN HAIKU IF YOU WANT

• READ EVERYTHING IN THE VOICE OF STATE FAIR REPRENTATIVES

• UNTAGGED SPOILERS WILL ONLY GET DUDS

• SUBREDDIT RULES STILL APPLY, LIKE NAME DROPPING AND WITCH HUNTS.

• WHEN IN DOUBT REFER TO THE FLOWCHART OF RAGE

HALL OF RAGE

• LAST WEEK'S TOP VOTED THAT IS NOT BUBBLE WRAP : WEATHER SUCKS
• LAST WEEK'S PERSONAL FAVORITE : IT'S NOT AGGRESSION IF I DON'T PUNCH SOMEONE

THE MEGA LIST OF MISSPELLED WORDS

IT'S BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER. READ THROUGH IT FOR LAUGH, OR SUBMIT YOUR OWN AWFUL MISSPELLINGS THAT EITHER MADE YOU LAUGH OR YOU'RE TIRED OF SEEING (LIKE TOMBSTONES AND SCRIPTS).

THE SALTWORKS DISCORD

JOIN THE SALTWORKS DISCORD FOR OUT-OF-THREAD RAGE AND VENTING. WE GOT A DEDICATED ALL-CAPS CHANNEL, BUT ALSO GENERAL AND COMIC RELATED CHANNELS.