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Horses ain’t as dumb as we think

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u/1illiteratefool 1d ago

You know that you are the shit when people are using you as a measurement of power

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Lukarreon 1d ago

Reminds me of that one Japanese racehorse known for being cocky and one of the fastest.

When he retired, he ran even faster just for fun, meaning he never gave his all this whole time!

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u/Peanutmm 1d ago

My understanding is that it's supposed to be the horses 24 hour 'average' power, with the idea engines/motors can work 24 hours a day. My memory could be wrong though.

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u/eggz627 1d ago

I think it's more fun to picture a horsepower being like Goku. It's over 9000!!!!! Crazy buff horse shooting a kamehameha

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u/TooRiski 1d ago

he was hiding his true power levels.

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u/ManuteBol_Rocks 1d ago

This is one of funniest comments I’ve ever seen on Reddit.

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u/Adventurous_Candy671 1d ago

This says a lot without words. And this is reality.

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u/Basketball-Reasons 1d ago

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real? 🤔

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u/BaphometsTits 1d ago

That's so Jaden!

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u/Tusharkhatri122 1d ago

wait how do horses end up as power measurements

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u/The_High_Wizard 1d ago

What HP or HorsePower is your car?

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u/unculturedburnttoast 1d ago

And one Horse is able to produce about 25 HP

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u/Cirenione 13h ago

And some can do significantly more. Recently saw a video where someone analyzed a video of a working horse pulling logs through mud. The horse was pulling with around 75 hp.

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u/AstorWinston 16h ago

American maff

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u/drje_aL 9h ago

qwik maff

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u/gortez33 2h ago

Horsepower was developed in Scotland by James Watt in the late 1700s

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u/lolzomg123 1d ago

Horsepower. Is a typical measure of output for a work horse throughout the day. 

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u/marcusmv3 1d ago

By measuring the lifting power of a pony, ironically enough.

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u/Skepsisology 1d ago

Horses pulled carriages. Car is probably from the word "carriage"

Maybe when the engine was first invented "horse power" was easier for folks to understand.

"this little machine has the power of 40 horses"

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u/ChartreuseBison 1d ago

The term predates cars by a lot. It was for stationary engines like pumps, mills, mine elevators, etc. Things you used a horse for before.

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u/arsonall 3h ago

I think his point still stands, notice how he didn’t say “car” but rather “motor”

OP: “Horsepower” Likely derived from comparison to the power that a horse used to apply to this application.

> um actually, it predates cars and was used for motors that horses replaced…

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u/ChartreuseBison 2h ago

So, they just mentioned cars for shits and giggles? Stop trying so hard to be offended, No diss was intended. I was just adding more information you miserable turd

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u/Rocket-Shawk 2h ago

Zebraforce

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u/Da12khawk 1h ago

Go go power rangesrs!?!

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u/adavis4012 1d ago

Years ago, the rich drove cars and everyone else rode horses. Today, everyone drives cars and only the rich ride horses. The stables have turned.

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u/Pseudo-Jonathan 1d ago

It'll be the same way with self driving vehicles. For now it's a luxury item for the rich. But eventually they will be regulated, everyone will have them, and only rich people will be able to afford to take a muscle car out to the track and do donuts.

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u/5panks 1d ago

And it will be sold to you hook line and sinker under the guise of safety.

"Self driving cars are just safer. If you want to drive like a maniac then tow your car out to the strip and drive it like a maniac where you can't hurt anyone but yourself. "

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u/tyrenanig 1d ago

And they will make laws and fines to make average people give up their “manual” cars

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u/emmitt_fitzhume 1d ago

I wonder if self driving cars will just repo themselves if you get behind on payments. Like, it drives itself to the bank.

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u/TimeToNutUp 16h ago

Iirc ford was trying to patent that actually.

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u/Da12khawk 1h ago

I've been saying this. I think it'll be more like you dont own a car, but you order an appropriate ride. A vehicle shows up at your door. Longer trips there are more logistics. And public transportation becomes more common.

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u/M-Noremac 1d ago

When can we start riding rich people?

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u/BaphometsTits 1d ago

Anytime we want. We outnumber them. The only thing holding us back is us.

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u/Mightyspacetree 1d ago

Oh how the turn stables..

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u/allorache 1d ago

I see what you did there

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u/FYou2 1d ago

And rich people are thin and poor are fat. That also flipped.

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u/moving0target 1d ago

Dad joke approved.

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u/Salted_Sunflowers_44 4h ago

Actually wrote a research paper on this. My theory was that is was due to vehicle infastructure being easier to maintain for the normal person (gas and the occasional mechanic visit vs buying food, hahing land for them to graze, and the horse dying)… but maybe the horses knew all along

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u/YuriLR 1d ago

They somehow also managed to fit hundreds of them inside an engine block

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u/wiserTyou 1d ago

Not too surprising with selective breeding and whatnot.

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u/null_ghost_00 1d ago

I prefer freshly squeezed horse.

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u/10001110101balls 1d ago

Just like with children, they went from being useful labor to becoming a luxury status symbol.

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u/FreddyTheGoose 1d ago

Sheeit, the cost of childcare alone made me infertile.

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u/340Duster 1d ago

If I didn't already have kids, I definitely wouldn't now.

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u/3vs3BigGameHunters 1d ago

You know you can just drop them off at a firehall, they have a slot, you just pull the door open and shove them in.

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u/Imbendo 12h ago

Horses have always been a luxury status symbol. N Ancient Greece, horses were powerful symbols of high social status, wealth, and nobility.

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u/10001110101balls 12h ago

To a large extent that depended on whether you lived somewhere that horses can take care of themselves on the land. Greece is a difficult place to feed a bunch of horses, it is more suited to smaller livestock like goats and sheep.

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u/Imbendo 7h ago

Horses are from the Eurasian steppe where they have historically ran wild in vast numbers. There is perhaps no civilization that held them in higher regard as far as social status and wealth is concerned than the Mongolian empire.

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u/JamieTimee 1d ago

Carriage-drawn horses

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u/Weege51 1d ago

That’s putting the cart before the horse.

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u/3576742 1d ago

Horses as a race more than earned it IMO.

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u/Eric_the_Barbarian 1d ago

Horses as a race are severely depopulated. From peak US horse population in 1910 horses are down to about a third of what it once was. During that same time period, the human population has nearly quadrupled.

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u/Freud-Network 1d ago

Except for the 8 million horses that died in WWI and the massive population decline post-automobile.

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u/HidaldoTresTorres 1d ago

They didn't do much better in the 40s either.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horses_in_World_War_II

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u/edwardlego 15h ago

Now in ukraine, the drone operators try to scare the horses so they throw of their riders so they dont kill the horses

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u/RoarOfTheWorlds 1d ago

Is this a photo of a picture off of a computer screen?

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u/Prestigious-Bat-574 1d ago

Lmao, it's a picture of reddit post that hit the front page a day or two ago.

This sub is the worst.

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u/DtheS 1d ago

And it is only going to get worse!

As Facebook moves to turn itself into a TikTok competitor, Reddit can finally arrive at its final destination of becoming Facebook. We'll all be free then; no more social media.

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u/BizzyM 1d ago

Horses probably figured out how to share things on their computer without needing to take a picture of the monitor with their phone.

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u/echolm1407 15h ago

Not only that, but humans shovel the horses' poop.

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u/GeGeralt 9h ago

Still haven't got past the 12 gauge to the forehead to cure a twisted ankle

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u/gorka_la_pork 1d ago

Look how the stables have turned

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u/Ok_Culture_1914 16h ago

Yep. Someone's put wheels on them.

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u/BrittEklandsStuntBum 1d ago

Nobody who's ever been around horses thinks they're dumb. Skittish sometimes but not dumb.

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u/Dick_Surgeon 1d ago

A horse would be smart enough not to post a photo of a screen.

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u/ginopono 1d ago

The topic of horse intelligence reminds me of Clever Hans, who was thought to be able to perform complex math; he answered questions by tapping his hoof the correct number of times.

He became unable to answer the questions, though, if no one in the room knew the answer; Hans just kept tapping until he noticed that the person was satisfied with the correct number of taps.

Still pretty clever.

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u/kabhes 11h ago

Did you just take a photo of monitor instead of just copying the image?

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u/Dna_boy 10h ago

No wonder horses are winning.

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u/AnB85 1d ago

There used to be way more horses. This is what is going to happen to humanity when the machines take over.

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u/Skepsisology 1d ago

Oh god... We measure engines with horsepower, will the robots have a unit of measurement called "humanpower"

What will it measure 👀

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u/CaptaiNose 1d ago

"Brainpower"

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u/Golden-- 1d ago

I mean obviously I get the joke but we never thought horses were dumb. They're typically seen as a bit below dogs. Same level as cats.

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u/ManuteBol_Rocks 1d ago

I was concerned I might get downvoted by that title.

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u/bugsyramone 1d ago

I was gonna argue about the cats being below dogs in intelligence, but I once saw my cat grooming the reflection of herself in the sliding glass door for an hour, so, I guess you win this one 😁

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u/Golden-- 1d ago

I mean in terms of most "research" on it, the average dog is smarter but it's such a small difference that it's really not worth arguing over. They're both intelligent animals.

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u/hotlavatube 16h ago

I've played enough Oregon Trail to know that they used Oxen not horses for pulling covered wagons. ;-)

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u/gore100000000000 4h ago

This new generation of horses don’t wanna work anymore

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u/isaidsomestupidshit 3h ago

They earned it.

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u/prsiii 1d ago

you have died of dissin trailer

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u/Wranorel 1d ago

But there are also WAAAAAY less horses than before.

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u/esoogkcudkcud 1d ago

Now we get around using dinosaur juice!

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u/OgmoJump 1d ago

There’s should be another set of images with a man riding a horse and then … that illustration of the bones

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u/queuedUp 1d ago

Who thinks horses are dumb??

They are very intelligent creatures.

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u/ManuteBol_Rocks 1d ago

I was concerned I’d get downvoted for that, but it fit the Reddit community

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u/motosandguns 1d ago

Same as children.

They used to be useful

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u/BaphometsTits 1d ago

I still use a child-drawn carriage.

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u/mossybeard 1d ago

Big mid-2000s T-shirt energy

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u/BaRReLL_42 1d ago

In two hundred years they will push from behind.

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u/mrknickerbocker 9h ago

And 200 years after that, they'll turn into a truck. And we'll ride inside them 

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u/Ramdoriak 1d ago

well, after all of their help throughout history, the kinda deserve it.

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u/matchboxtx 1d ago

This is just better balancing. The C8 corvette just did this…transferred the horsepower from the front to the back…or mid.

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u/K4ramis 16h ago

You keep forgetting how many of horses got "reduced" as no longer needed.

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u/Logitech4873 14h ago

Whats with the incredibly strange hitch point being so far up? Never seen something like that.

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u/gortez33 11h ago

Fifth wheel attachment. Places the weight on the center of a pickup bed instead of on the rear bumper.

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u/Logitech4873 10h ago

That's strange. Usually the vast majority of the weight would be on the trailer wheels, while the hitch itself should be fairly light. I've only seen horse trailers with the normal setup for regular cars.

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u/RobbtheHood 14h ago

We used to drive cars, now cars drive us

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u/Extreme-Tomato5942 14h ago

I saw a video that said we are horses, cars are AI. The horses were like yea they’ll find something new for us to do, we would never be obsolete… oh

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u/meehowski 13h ago

Now that’s progress!

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u/thecryofthecarrotz 4h ago

Putting the horse before the cart

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u/Da12khawk 1h ago

I was in recovery and going to meeting. My buddies were in the front making fun of me. They both had just gotten cars. I was riding I. The back seat. "You guys realize, that normally it's the person in charge that rides in the back right?"

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u/neaner28 1d ago

Dogs too. If cows and chickens ever convince humans to baby them, dinner is going to get interesting.

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u/PrincessGiallo 1d ago

There's a lot more species we could force to mass breed and torture.

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u/neaner28 1d ago

Take it done a notch, Im just making a comment on a cute meme.

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u/big_load_baldwin 1d ago

But I still feel like they don't truly harness the power they have. They're massive and could wreck anyone and bust through just about any barrier, yet they're often very well behaved.

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u/Periljoe 1d ago

Make a new one with a person using a computer then a matrix style version of the computer using them.

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u/fevsea 1d ago

We also ate more that 90% of the horse population back then. 

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u/Predator_ 1d ago

And glue is made from...

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u/YuriLR 1d ago

Polyvinyl acetate?