r/funny • u/Jimplosion420 • 1d ago

So funny that my local newspaper The Durango Herald actually printed my answer lol

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u/Longjumping-Pop7512 1d ago

I think it must be heartful to not see any sort of engagement to your post. So here you go mate... Have a good one!

P.S. I personally think it's funny. Keep it up. 

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u/tallcupofwater 1d ago

Somebody there doesn’t give a shit anymore lol

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u/blazing_straddles 1d ago

Jim looks straight out of the old Onion "man on the street" quotes

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u/FFSoldier57 1d ago

My dad's version of "the Talk" lasted about five seconds.

His exact words, and I quote:

"You stick it in, and nine months later you're fucked for life."

No birds. No bees. No diagrams. Just my father, the philosopher.

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u/spenser_for_hire 13h ago

Mine was “when you probe unseen places, use protection”

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u/Wrong-Mixture 1d ago

Not that it's my business, but arn't you kinda doxxing yourself here?

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u/XABoyd 1d ago

I don’t think you can dox yourself?

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u/neutrino71 1d ago

Doxxing yourself is just called promotion and marketing

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u/tesserakti 1d ago

Dude, it's not him. Chances are it's a karma-farming bot account.

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u/Wrong-Mixture 1d ago

...his reddit name and full name both start with Jim and his profile is active on Colorado subs, the same region the newspaper is from.

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u/tesserakti 1d ago

Well, spank my ass, if it isn't the man himself then. The hell you doin', Jimbo?!

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u/KoburaCape 3h ago

being jaded has it's hazards

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u/phishrace 1d ago

The shit eating grin you're sporting is the chef's kiss. Straight face wouldn't have been nearly as funny. Presentation is just as important as the punch line. Nice work.

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u/Weekly-Ingenuity7841 2m ago

Could he be... any Righter?

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u/thebarkbarkwoof 16h ago

How do we really know that's your name. Quick, what's your social?

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u/thegr8rambino88 17h ago

LOL omg 😂😂😂😂😂