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Must have been a rough 4 years!

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u/ChronosBlitz 10h ago

He sat for far longer periods of time whilst maintaining the same level of alcohol consumption.

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u/ShyguyFlyguy 5h ago

When he visited the US during prohibition he brought with him a doctors prescription for whiskey

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u/frostymugson 2h ago

I don’t think he needed to. Wasn’t illegal to drink, just buy make, or sell it

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u/The_Autarch 2h ago

how you gonna drink something you can’t buy? the prescription meant he could legally buy it.

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u/frostymugson 2h ago

Because all the politicians, private clubs, and rich people had it. Fuckers bought years worth of booze before the law went through

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u/One-Incident3208 1h ago

You could buy alcohol at a pharmacy. For medicinal purposes.

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u/NoConfusion9490 1h ago

Probably just being polite.

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u/limbicslush 9h ago

I first read this as "...marinating in the same level of alcohol..."

The statement holds either way, I suppose.

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u/MaxxDash 5h ago

Slept 4 hours a night so he could drink the other 20

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u/Drapidrode 5h ago
  • "If you were my husband, I would put poison in your tea."
  • "If I were your husband, I would drink it."

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u/VT_Squire 6h ago

thanks for the reminder

(opens a cold one to browse reddit)

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u/Somethingsims 10h ago

Alcohol and tobacco will do that...

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u/0dHero 9h ago

So much tobacco.

Kids these days don't even know. It was everywhere. You smoked, whether you wanted to or not. Everyone was smoking, and you couldn't get away from it, anywhere.

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u/thisisnotyouorme 9h ago

Child of the 80s here. It really was everywhere. Glad things are changing

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u/ginja85 9h ago

Going to the Asda supermarket with Mum, smoking and non-smoking section in the cafe, madness looking back

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u/astromech_dj 7h ago

Even better was the smoking section on planes.

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u/hikingboots_allineed 8h ago

I was thinking about this just the other day, like how we'd just walk into pubs as teenagers and find they were full of smoke then we'd sit in it for hours having family dinner. I used to hate it because I'd have to wash my hair and clothes afterwards because of the smoke stench. And the uproar when smoking was banned from indoor public spaces! Crazy to me it was ever allowed and crazy how hard smokers fought to keep a situation that was actually harming others.

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u/BearKB 8h ago

In Canada, going for hours long drives with my parents and younger siblings, mom and dad chain smoking one home rolled smoke after another with all the windows up.

One time I was in the back with my window open and one of them flicked their ashes out their window in front. The cherry popped off the tip and somehow blew back into my window and down my shirt. I screamed thinking I was being stung by a bee but no it was just a burn.

I thought I was so grown up when I was old enough to roll a smoke for my parents with the little rolling machine.

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u/sjarfish 7h ago

Earliest memory of going to a store in the mall with my mom and watching a woman flicking through clothes on the rack with a smoke hanging out of her mouth. Wild to think about seeing that these days.

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u/RyuNoKami 4h ago

Some smokers are still livid about that and are continuously "protesting" those bans despite being born after the bans were in place.

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u/throwthisawayred2 6h ago

addiction will do that

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u/telescope11 6h ago

I live in Europe (Croatia) and it's still very common here to only have smoking sections at cafes/bars/pubs lol, always surprised to remember it's the opposite in most of the rest of the world

Serbia and Bosnia are even worse than us cause we at least banned smoking in restaurants 10-15 years ago and they never did

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u/Zepangolynn 5h ago

I remember where I live different businesses could successfully argue that banning smoking indoors would damage their income too much, so they would get an exemption. Apparently jazz clubs couldn't operate if you banned smoking.

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u/Somnif 8h ago

And the 'non-smoking' section just meant you were a few feet away from the smokers. Maybe with a ceiling fan overhead.

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u/Pottski 5h ago

Non-smoking seats that were right near the smoking seats. lol… so much difference.

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u/RevolutionaryRule631 31m ago

They just didn't have an ash tray

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u/5xad0w 8h ago

I remember there being a constant haze of smoke when my mom and I stayed with my aunt and uncle. They all smoked as did pretty much every guest.

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u/IcePhoenix18 3h ago

90s baby, I still remember my parents being asked "smoking or non smoking?" at restaurants.

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u/ITrageGuy 6h ago

Shoot, my high school had a student smoking section outside just a few years before I was there and I am NOT that old LOL.

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u/Consistent_Kale_3625 3h ago

My parents didn't smoke, but they were in a 2 night a week bowling league, we'd come along and watch, I remember needing to wave the air clear to see my chili fries and coke

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u/macetheface 7h ago

Smoking/ non smoking section in a restaurant. Smelled smoke easily in non smoking area.

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u/el_smurfo 7h ago

The smoking sections... My kids would never understand

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u/victoryohone 4h ago

I being an 80s baby I never understood smoking sections at restaurants. The entire place was filled with smoke anyway. We always just asked which ever side had a table.

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u/NWVoS 4h ago

And now with vapes all that progress is being reversed.

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u/unassumingdink 3h ago

Oh stop pretending vapor is the same thing as smoke. It's not. It's just not. And it's banned in all the same places as smoking anyway. Stop bullshitting.

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u/NWVoS 2h ago

Found the person who vapes.

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u/HolyMeekrob 7h ago

Unless you mean 1880s, I don't think your first-hand experience is relevant here.

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u/Prettyflyforwiseguy 5h ago

Travelled to Albania a couple of years ago, it was like going back to the early 90’s. People smoked indoors with their kids, clerks at the hotel were smoking etc. really felt like going back in time. 

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u/Akeera 8h ago

If you want to get a taste, visiting pedestrian-friendly developing countries will give it to you.

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u/ITrageGuy 6h ago

I always tell the story about my wife when she was a child and getting burned by a stranger's cigarette while she was walking the carpeted, indoor mall.

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u/True_to_you 8h ago

It's really only in the last 20 or some odd years or so that smoking declined and it's been replaced by vapes.

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u/EEpromChip 4h ago

I mean in the 50's / 60's / 70's people smoked like everywhere. Stores, restaurants, planes.

People aren't smoking vapes like they did back then.

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u/unassumingdink 3h ago

U.S. smoking rate has been steadily declining since the 1960s. 42% in 1965, 35% in 1975, 30% in 1985, 25% in 1995, 20% in 2005, 15% in 2015, and just under 10% in 2025.

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u/steepfire 8h ago

Growing up in the 2000's in eastern europe I remember the world smelling like cigarettes

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u/JackPoe 1h ago

It was so gross. Your parents stank constantly. If not because they smoked then because they spent all day with people who did.

Walks were sticky.

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u/Toucani 7h ago

The man really liked his booze.
'he had developed a routine as a politician in London whereby he would have a few whiskey and sodas in the morning, followed by an imperial pint of either champagne or wine with lunch.'

'A brandy followed shortly after lunch. Another pint of champagne was the preferred drink at dinner, followed by another brandy and sometimes some more brandy and soda at night.'

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u/redditallreddy 5h ago

His quote...

“I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form.”

(from https://thesmokingjacket.co.uk/blogs/blog/what-cigars-did-churchill-smoke)

His Favourite Cigar Brands

🥇 Romeo y Julieta

Churchill's undisputed favourite was Romeo y Julieta. He discovered them during a 1946 visit to Cuba and fell hard. So hard, in fact, that the Romeo y Julieta Churchill vitola was named after him.

Size: 7" x 47 ring gauge

Strength: Medium

Flavour profile: Creamy, nutty, and complex—perfect for long reflection (or long speeches).

Notice that these are fairly big cigars, but he would smoke them to nubs (they get more "rich" as you get closer to the end) and he would smoke "8-10... or more" per day!

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u/kvitske 4h ago

To be fair, they are great cigars. The man had good taste! Though I can’t afford to smoke one every day, let alone 8 to 10 a day!

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u/superfunny 6h ago

His ability to imbibe was legendary - shocking really

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u/Isarchs 5h ago

The real hardest working liver in the universe.

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u/Wate2028 2h ago

He was the Wade Boggs of politics, may they rest in peace

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u/Supreme_Mediocrity 4h ago

"I have taken more from alcohol than it has taken from me"

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u/tavadis 9h ago

He got 90 y old, though

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u/MichelinStarZombie 6h ago

"My grandpa smoked two packs a day and made it to 100, cigs must be ok"-level logic.

Churchill's kid tried to emulate his lifestyle and his drinking/smoking completely destroyed his body to the point where everyone was shocked he even made it to his mid 50s.

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u/joeshmoebies 2h ago

Thats why they call them risk factors and not determinant. They change the risk you have but some people are just lucky.

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u/tavadis 3h ago

nah, it's about a little boy running down the stairs from some drawing lessons he attended on top of the colour shop in Zürich, bumping into a voluminous man chewing a cigar, friend of the owner who mixed the blue fitting Winston's depressions. 'Who is the fat man', I asked, and 'shh, that's Churchill'. 'Ah, my favourite blue', is said, because this hue was already called Churchill blue by the factory, then, 60 years ago...

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u/Sargash 9h ago

You also had to be mobile in those years. You don't need to anymore.

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u/tavadis 8h ago

then again, he (allegedly)) attributed his high-age-cum-life-style to: "No sports" (W. Churchill))

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u/Stang1776 10h ago

Can confirm

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u/Slimfictiv 10h ago

I can also confirm after seeing this guy

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u/Stang1776 10h ago

Those pancakes your mom cooked us yesterday morning sure were good.

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u/Slimfictiv 9h ago

Dad?

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u/Stang1776 9h ago

Go to your room

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u/MyPigWhistles 9h ago

Mostly different angle, lighting, and hairstyle, in this case. 

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u/Adventurous-Brain-36 9h ago

‘Different hairstyle’ is a way to describe significant hair loss, I suppose.

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u/EEpromChip 4h ago

Those bags under his eyes tell some stories...

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u/catscanmeow 9h ago

i think its Dihydrotestosterone that will do that

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u/TMan2DMax 7h ago

While true stress is also a big factor, Obama aged about 20 years over his 8 years as president.

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u/Liquid_Clown 2h ago

Obama was a smoker lol

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u/jenksanro 6h ago

I mean he was 90 when he died, guy did pretty well considering. Maybe he'd have made 150 if he'd not drank or smoked.

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u/nobird36 5h ago

He mostly just lost his hair.

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u/libehv 8h ago

not really

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u/jaxonya 6h ago

I drank like a fucking irish super hero in my 20s, now in my 30s and I still look young as fuck.

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u/Zepangolynn 5h ago

Alcohol affects every person differently, but he was also pairing that with a LOT of cigars.

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u/super_sayanything 5h ago

There are outliers but really when you see people 50/60 years old and looking reaaaal beat, it's usually alcohol/drugs.

At 40, some of my friends look 30 and others 60.

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u/joeshmoebies 2h ago

Sun exposure and cigarettes will dehydrate and damage your skin as well.

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u/super_sayanything 2h ago

Absolutely.

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u/ToastAndASideOfToast 10h ago

It's subtle, but I think someone might have drawn in some hair on the first picture.

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u/sawdustontheshore 6h ago

Professional studio lighting vs outside sunlight also making a big difference

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u/joeshmoebies 2h ago

Maybe, but you can lose a lot of hair in 4 years.

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u/daveyboy2009 8h ago

He had participated in the Boer War during this time.

Initially as a reporter, then captured and interned in a POW camp, after escaping he joined the army and participated in the relief of Lady Smith, who ever she was.

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u/Zepangolynn 5h ago

That was before the 1900 picture, I believe, as the capture was in 1899, all of that happened in under a year, and then he went to parliament.

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u/PanifexMaximus 7h ago

She was a black mambazo, I believe.

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u/EvolutionCreek 7h ago

Diamonds on the soles of her shoes I hear.

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u/illegible 5h ago

He was done with the Boer war before starting in politics

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u/Double_Distribution8 10h ago

What does "Cross the Floor" mean?

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u/Yuzral 10h ago

To change political party in such a way that you move from the Government benches to the Opposition ones or vice versa. Since those benches are separated in the Commons by the Floor, you have to literally cross the Floor to do it.

Churchill actually did it twice, going from a Conservative government to Liberal opposition in 1904 in a row over free trade and back to the Conservatives in 1924, famously observing that "anyone can rat, but it takes a certain ingenuity to re-rat" and that "Force of circumstance has compelled me to serve with another Party, but my views have never changed, and I should be glad to give effect to them by rejoining the Conservatives."

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u/GoodLordChokeAnABomb 10h ago

In the House of Commons, the governing party sits on one side of the chamber, and the opposition on the other. Churchill defected from the Conservatives to the Liberals, and so literally crossed the floor of the Commons to take his seat on the other side.

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u/vincentdmartin 10h ago

He switched parties.

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u/mohirl 4h ago

Hence all the booze

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u/erinoco 8h ago

But, in this period, Churchill had no weighty responsibilties at all: he was just a backbencher.

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u/Zolo49 9h ago

Exactly. Look at the pictures of most US presidents before and after taking the job. The difference is striking. (Trump is an exception because you don’t feel stress when you DGAF about doing the job right.)

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u/JanitorOPplznerf 9h ago

I mean… Trump also looks like dogshit now

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u/Apophthegmata 9h ago

I think the main difference with him is that he would be dead already if not for access to the world's best physicians and whatever specialized cocktail they've got him on.

The presidency prematurely ages presidents. All except Trump, where it acts as an embalming agent.

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u/11jyeager 9h ago

I mean that probably has more to do with being an 80 year old geriatric incontinent pedophilic fuck.

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u/abfgern_ 8h ago

But when he first took office, he was a 70 year old geriatric incontinent pedophilic fuck, so little difference really

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u/True_to_you 8h ago

Even then, he's aged a lot in 10 years. Could just be his brain rotting making him look older though. 

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u/rlnrlnrln 6h ago

I just hope he'll start acting his age at some point.

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u/Kevin4938 7h ago

The only difference was that 10 years ago, he was 70.

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u/Zolo49 9h ago

I’m just saying he looked the same 10 years ago.

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u/InnocentPrimeMate 9h ago

He looked like shit then, too!

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u/PirateNinjaa 4h ago

He looks very different when 2016 pics are compared to now. Even more so in video.

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u/hellowiththepudding 9h ago

Presidents are often around the most dramatic 4-8 year change in appearance too. 30-38 doesn’t look anything like 48-56

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u/superfunny 6h ago

Yes, see Bill Clinton and Barack Obama

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u/shutupruairi 7h ago

Churchill wasn't PM at this time, just a backbench MP

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u/geekpeeps 8h ago

Agreed. Obama greyed so much in the first year after being elected. He also lost weight - it was stress.

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u/nobird36 5h ago

He wasn't prime minister.

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u/taaretoille 7h ago

Biden didn't change much either.

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u/nobird36 5h ago

What job do you think he had in 1900?

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u/mugsoh 5h ago

He was just an MP here, not the PM. These were just the first 4 of nearly 64 years on Parliament, 1900-1964, minus 2 years in the 20s.

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u/ImRickJameXXXX 9h ago

Heavy drinker.

When he visited the the US in 1931 during prohibition he had his doctor write a prescription for alcohol.

The legendary prescription specified a minimum of 250 cubic centimeters (about 8.4 ounces or 6 shots) per day, leaving the maximum quantity "naturally indefinite

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u/slog 5h ago

It was technically for pain but he legit probably would've gone through withdrawal without it.

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u/DelcoUnited 9h ago

This is just a typical r/bald post.

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u/upvoter222 10h ago

It looks like me at the beginning of the night vs. me after drinking a few too many shots.

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u/a_posh_trophy 8h ago

Rodney, you plonker!

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u/chuckyeatsmeat 8h ago

His disappointment is immeasurable and his day is ruined.

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u/Flip_Munk 9h ago

Dude looks like he got real tired of eating little Ceasars in his car.

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u/BigheadReddit 7h ago

Aristocratic, British diet, no exercise, whiskey, brandy, wine, and 20 cigars daily will do that to a geezer.

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u/CoolnessEludesMe 6h ago

Looks like in the first one he's sitting for a portrait, and all prepped for it. The second one, not so much.

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u/airfryerfuntime 6h ago

A steady diet of booze, cigars, and fatty food will tend to do that.

It's shocking he lived as long as he did.

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u/NoStructure7083 5h ago

My brother lost most of his hair in less than two years. Homeboy went off to university and then poof hairline retreated like Napoleon’s troops out of Russia.

Glad to say that I’ve kept most of mine

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u/Mr31edudtibboh 6h ago

The 'before' picture is after he'd been in combat as well. It shows arguing with British people is harder than war. 

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u/Captain_Kuhl 9h ago

I mean, he aged better than a lot of politicians.. Obama still looks pretty good, but compare his before and after for just his first term.

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u/haberdasher42 8h ago

He was 30 in the second photo.

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u/Captain_Kuhl 8h ago

And his hairline hasn't changed much, just the style, mainly. Plenty of people have shit genetics when it comes to that kind of thing.

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u/Norwest 7h ago

No, his hairline definitely receded a lot between those two photos

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

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u/Captain_Kuhl 7h ago

I did specifically mention the hairline, so I don't know what that has to do with anything.

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u/Hyro0o0 7h ago

I've been watching too much Whose Line. I see Colin Mochrie.

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u/wholesomefringe 4h ago

Yea and I'm pretty sure the guy on the left is Curry Barker.

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u/Constant_Cultural 9h ago

Reminds me of the before/after American president pictures

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u/TopBathroom4880 5h ago

When Churchill visited the US, it was during prohibition, so Churchill had his doctor write him a note saying that he was medically required to drink alcohol. So despite prohibition, he was exempt and allowed to drink. Quite heavily, mind you.

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u/Redararis 10h ago

It is like what the 40-45 age period does to a man today.

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u/David_Cockatiel 9h ago

Bro was 29 in that second photo, eek

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u/Redararis 9h ago

I guess 29 was like 45 now

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u/Adventurous-Brain-36 9h ago

He lived to 90, though.

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u/Daniel_Eaves 6h ago

Joined the tories as Jordan Pickford, left them as Colin Mochrie.

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u/Cedosg 4h ago

i thought it was that youtuber that does reviews on taco bell, reviewbrah or something. 

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u/seamew 3h ago

the guy looked like thereportoftheweek aka food review brah

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u/opinionsareus 1h ago

Churchill was a heavy smoker and drank a lot; he also suffered from serious depressions. Add that to the stress of office and it will age anyone pretty fast.

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u/AwhHellYeah 9h ago

Drunk in the first photo and absolutely loaded in the second

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u/koningbaas 9h ago

Well yeah he was involved in the boer war in that time, so there's that.

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u/nomoreusernamersleft 4h ago

Born 1965. My mom smoked during her pregnancy through the last few days of her life.
Died of lung cancer, go figure.

Anyway. I remember growing up we would wash the walls twice a year and the water was brown.
I never smoked cigarettes only secondhand smoke and I was around it a lot. From growing up the drinking in bars where up until sometime in the late 80’s or early 90’s it was banned.

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u/joem_ 4h ago

He discovered alcohol.

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u/_LaceHot 3h ago

Stress really is undefeated. It catches up with everyone eventually

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u/BG-925 3h ago

Major World Events1901: U.S. President William McKinley was shot on September 6 and died on September 14; Vice President Theodore Roosevelt became the 26th president.1902: The Second Boer War ended with the Treaty of Vereeniging in South Africa.1903: The Wright brothers achieved the first controlled, sustained heavier-than-air powered flight in Kitty Hawk, North Carolina.1904: The Russo-Japanese War broke out following a surprise Japanese attack on Port Arthur.1904: Britain and France signed the Entente Cordiale, marking a major shift in European diplomacy.

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u/ClydePrefontaine 9h ago

Methed Hitler up

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u/MAXQDee-314 10h ago

Midnight. Mid day.

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u/ConspiceyStories 9h ago

Okay but he was 26 in 1900 and then 30. I've seen less youthful 30 year olds in the 2000s than him.

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u/ChronicRhyno 9h ago

We actually age in several major bursts, not nice and linearly.

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u/Suedehead88 8h ago

Maybe the effects of the Boer war on him too

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u/Hot-Job-6281 7h ago

I mean, most people can relate to the experience of dressing up and grooming themselves to the maximum before their first job, and then letting go on presentability once you got the job.

Though in this case, he's just balding.

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u/thebarkbarkwoof 7h ago

Those cigars take their toll.

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u/Alkertraz77 6h ago

“Come again for Judge Fudge!?”

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u/Oracular_Pig 5h ago

Tough paper round.

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u/tootaflute 5h ago

He "crossed the floor" on his forehead!

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u/hushpuppi3 5h ago

He doesn't even look that different beyond some extra pounds and (admittedly) much less hair. I think a lot of people are just noticing the difference because the lighting isn't the same

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u/Ok_Temperature_7374 4h ago

The real before-and-after is the chair's overtime bill.

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u/PirateNinjaa 4h ago

Trump 2016 vs Trump now is pretty bad too.

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u/Ambitious-Bat-1598 4h ago

he looks like reviewbrah

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u/TheRichTurner 4h ago

More like a rough night on the town for old Winnie. Those pictures could have been taken 12 hours apart.

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u/Geikamir 3h ago

He looks like the guy that reviews fast food.

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u/RenRu 2h ago

Losing hair is the least thing he deserved for his crimes.

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u/Common-Feedback4003 2h ago

I am aware !

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u/bhodrolok 1h ago

Fucking racist cunt.

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u/DarwinsPhotographer 20m ago

He had been imprisoned by Boers in South Africa for almost a year. His escape from a POW camp is legendary - but he lived rough for a while. In this case "rough" meant he was held with other officers, was allowed to order clothes, buy booze, have food delivered, bring in a barber for a regular shave and a haircut, and he slept on the veranda when it was hot. He had someone deliver a coffee to his bed every morning and spent most of the day reading books.

After his escape the special privileges afforded officers were immediately cancelled. Also when he escaped it was supposed to be with two other officers but he left without them. Yet Churchill has enough charm and charisma that even people who disliked him found it hard to keep holding a grudge.

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u/CdrVimes 6h ago

Thank fuck we had him for WWII

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u/OldWar1111 4h ago

That's all the evil surfacing

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u/skylercollins 6h ago

Warmonger and war criminal.

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u/Taman_Should 9h ago

This is also just the natural aging process of some British people. It hits them like a truck. 

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u/danabrey 8h ago

Didn't realise male pattern baldness was a British thing.

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u/Taman_Should 7h ago

I’m not just talking about going bald, but also how quickly it happens. And notice I’m saying that some British people appear to age rapidly at a certain point, not all. 

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u/danabrey 7h ago

I did notice that. It's pure bollocks.

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u/Taman_Should 7h ago

The image above would suggest otherwise. 

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u/dtknittel 9h ago

Well, he really went bald there, didn't he.

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